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"** backs out quietly **" No turn and walk Out so I can watch your arse as you leave please | |||
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"** backs out quietly ** No turn and walk Out so I can watch your arse as you leave please "  ...perv | |||
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"Did I miss 1 to 44 " I missed 1 - 43  | |||
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"Its Karaoke time here in Chat 45 "Hahahaha!! Even if I was totally and utterly pissed, I still wouldn't join in! But happy to sit back and watch! | |||
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"There aren't enough men "maybe 1 half  x | |||
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"Did I miss 1 to 44 " Yes Jo your a little late But more than welcome to join us now I'd give you my traditional welcome of Show my your arse But I've seen you with it out once or twice already | |||
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"Did I miss 1 to 44 " A little, just means you gotta catch up in 45 | |||
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"** backs out quietly ** No turn and walk Out so I can watch your arse as you leave please ...perv"Yes but everyone already knows that about me | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx" Cor Kat those red lips are luscious gis a snog | |||
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Oh you're coming with me... "In that case, I better get a hurry on | |||
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"Is this still a bbw thread xx"And their admirers | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx" nice colour kat | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx Cor Kat those red lips are luscious gis a snog " . mwahhhhh xx | |||
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"Is this still a bbw thread xx
And their admirers ". well yes them too xx | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx nice colour kat" . thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx | |||
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"Looks like the karaoke is off due to circumstances I didn't know about. Talk about a buzzkill "Still here  | |||
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"I was looking forward to singing as well "lol what were you planning on singing? | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx" i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj | |||
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"I was looking forward to singing as well
lol what were you planning on singing? "Doesn't matter now | |||
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"Is this still a bbw thread xx
And their admirers "Good I'm still allowed in then | |||
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"I also appear to have missed the previous ones!!! B x " Hello Miss busty | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx" Mmmmmm very hot lips they are too may I add  | |||
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"I also appear to have missed the previous ones!!! B x " helllooww | |||
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"Looks like the karaoke is off due to circumstances I didn't know about. Talk about a buzzkill
Still here "Gonna need some cheering up after that minor setback on the karaoke | |||
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"Is this still a bbw thread xx
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"Is this still a bbw thread xx
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Good I'm still allowed in then "I'm still waiting for you to get your arse out | |||
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"I also appear to have missed the previous ones!!! B x " Well hello and good evening | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj ". yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx Cor Kat those red lips are luscious gis a snog " Oh god  yes please give curvy a snog | |||
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"Is this still a bbw thread xx
And their admirers
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I'm still waiting for you to get your arse
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx Mmmmmm very hot lips they are too may I add ". thanks and sorry xx | |||
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"Looks like the karaoke is off due to circumstances I didn't know about. Talk about a buzzkill
Still here "Can't sing but love doing it hehee | |||
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"Is this still a bbw thread xx
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Of course "Thank you  | |||
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"Is this still a bbw thread xx
And their admirers
Good I'm still allowed in then
I'm still waiting for you to get your arse
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I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x"That's my good bad boy | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj . yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx"looks good on pics too | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj "Aaargh dammit | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx Cor Kat those red lips are luscious gis a snog Oh god yes please give curvy a snog "Ahem Down boy! | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj . yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx
looks good on pics too"I can't argue with that vixen | |||
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"Is this still a bbw thread xx
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I'm still waiting for you to get your arse
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I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x". would you like a red lipped bj xx | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj
Aaargh dammit "sorry did I say something wrong | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj . yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx
looks good on pics too". yeah xx | |||
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"Is this still a bbw thread xx
And their admirers
Good I'm still allowed in then
I'm still waiting for you to get your arse
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I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x. would you like a red lipped bj xx"Of course I'd be a fool to turn that down! | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj . yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx" | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj . yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx
looks good on pics too"Hell yea it does | |||
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"Is this still a bbw thread xx
And their admirers
Good I'm still allowed in then
I'm still waiting for you to get your arse
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I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x. would you like a red lipped bj xx
Of course I'd be a fool to turn that down!". hehe you can stay xxx | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx Cor Kat those red lips are luscious gis a snog Oh god yes please give curvy a snog
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Down boy! "I bloody can't now | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj
Aaargh dammit
sorry did I say something wrong"Nope as you were | |||
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"Is this still a bbw thread xx
And their admirers
Good I'm still allowed in then
I'm still waiting for you to get your arse
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I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x. would you like a red lipped bj xx
Of course I'd be a fool to turn that down!. hehe you can stay xxx"thank you indeed | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj . yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx
looks good on pics too
Hell yea it does "you will have to buy a lady a suitable red then | |||
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"Is this still a bbw thread xx
And their admirers
Good I'm still allowed in then
I'm still waiting for you to get your arse
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I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x. would you like a red lipped bj xx
Of course I'd be a fool to turn that down!. hehe you can stay xxxthank you indeed ". oh its my pleasure I like your pants xx | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj . yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx
looks good on pics too
Hell yea it does
you will have to buy a lady a suitable red then "I don't own red loopy, so I'm happy to have some brought for me or I can just wear a red top | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj . yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx
looks good on pics too
Hell yea it does
you will have to buy a lady a suitable red then
I don't own red loopy, so I'm happy to have some brought for me or I can just wear a red top "lippy, not loopy! | |||
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"Is this still a bbw thread xx
And their admirers
Good I'm still allowed in then
I'm still waiting for you to get your arse
out
I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x. would you like a red lipped bj xx
Of course I'd be a fool to turn that down!. hehe you can stay xxxthank you indeed . oh its my pleasure I like your pants xx"Cheesy chat up line warning.... They'd look better on your bedroom floor. | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx Cor Kat those red lips are luscious gis a snog Oh god yes please give curvy a snog
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I bloody can't now "You may have to She's seems to have rejected my advances | |||
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"If anyone needs me, I'll be here in my special chair. (Sits down in his chair to watch everyone, fingers drumming on the arm rests)" Your only really sitting down to await your bj Hope you've remembered to buy the Krispy cremes while you were out earlier | |||
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"Is this still a bbw thread xx
And their admirers
Good I'm still allowed in then
I'm still waiting for you to get your arse
out
I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x. would you like a red lipped bj xx
Of course I'd be a fool to turn that down!. hehe you can stay xxxthank you indeed . oh its my pleasure I like your pants xx
Cheesy chat up line warning....
They'd look better on your bedroom floor.". I'm sure they would xx | |||
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"Is this still a bbw thread xx
And their admirers
Good I'm still allowed in then
I'm still waiting for you to get your arse
out
I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x. would you like a red lipped bj xx
Of course I'd be a fool to turn that down!. hehe you can stay xxxthank you indeed . oh its my pleasure I like your pants xx
Cheesy chat up line warning....
They'd look better on your bedroom floor.. I'm sure they would xx"Only one way to find out | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx Cor Kat those red lips are luscious gis a snog Oh god yes please give curvy a snog
Ahem
Down boy!
I bloody can't now
You may have to
She's seems to have rejected my advances ". no I give you a big mwahhhhhhh ages ago xx | |||
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"If anyone needs me, I'll be here in my special chair. (Sits down in his chair to watch everyone, fingers drumming on the arm rests)" . thought you was singing xx | |||
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"If anyone needs me, I'll be here in my special chair. (Sits down in his chair to watch everyone, fingers drumming on the arm rests) Your only really sitting down to await your bj Hope you've remembered to buy the Krispy cremes while you were out earlier " I was only told about this when I came back | |||
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"If anyone needs me, I'll be here in my special chair. (Sits down in his chair to watch everyone, fingers drumming on the arm rests). thought you was singing xx" Its cancelled | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx Cor Kat those red lips are luscious gis a snog Oh god yes please give curvy a snog
Ahem
Down boy!
I bloody can't now
You may have to
She's seems to have rejected my advances . no I give you a big mwahhhhhhh ages ago xx"So you did sooty my lovely | |||
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"Is this still a bbw thread xx
And their admirers
Good I'm still allowed in then
I'm still waiting for you to get your arse
out
I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x. would you like a red lipped bj xx
Of course I'd be a fool to turn that down!. hehe you can stay xxxthank you indeed . oh its my pleasure I like your pants xx
Cheesy chat up line warning....
They'd look better on your bedroom floor.. I'm sure they would xx
Only one way to find out ". oh believe me I would love it xx | |||
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"Ok...worst chat up line ever????" Definately not said by me but surely it has to be " hiya faf?" | |||
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"Ok...worst chat up line ever????" Excuse me have you got a plaster? I seem to have cut my knee when I fell for you. | |||
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"Ok...worst chat up line ever????" Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx Cor Kat those red lips are luscious gis a snog Oh god yes please give curvy a snog
Ahem
Down boy!
I bloody can't now
You may have to
She's seems to have rejected my advances . no I give you a big mwahhhhhhh ages ago xx
So you did sooty my lovely ". mwahhhhhhhhhh memory refreshed xx | |||
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"If anyone needs me, I'll be here in my special chair. (Sits down in his chair to watch everyone, fingers drumming on the arm rests) Your only really sitting down to await your bj Hope you've remembered to buy the Krispy cremes while you were out earlier I was only told about this when I came back" You own a Tardis I'm sure you can resolve the matter | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj . yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx
looks good on pics too
Hell yea it does
you will have to buy a lady a suitable red then
I don't own red loopy, so I'm happy to have some brought for me or I can just wear a red top
lippy, not loopy!"I brought a red lippy purposley for that reason lol | |||
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"Ok...worst chat up line ever????" "Was expecting to see a fat bird in here but there isn't!" Fairly sure there was a compliment in there somewhere! | |||
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"Is this still a bbw thread xx
And their admirers
Good I'm still allowed in then
I'm still waiting for you to get your arse
out
I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x. would you like a red lipped bj xx
Of course I'd be a fool to turn that down!. hehe you can stay xxxthank you indeed . oh its my pleasure I like your pants xx
Cheesy chat up line warning....
They'd look better on your bedroom floor.. I'm sure they would xx
Only one way to find out . oh believe me I would love it xx"As would I.... searching quick routes to Bushey now haha! X | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx Cor Kat those red lips are luscious gis a snog Oh god yes please give curvy a snog
Ahem
Down boy!
I bloody can't now
You may have to
She's seems to have rejected my advances . no I give you a big mwahhhhhhh ages ago xx
So you did sooty my lovely . mwahhhhhhhhhh memory refreshed xx"And what a way to refresh it I'm a little weak at the knees now x | |||
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"If anyone needs me, I'll be here in my special chair. (Sits down in his chair to watch everyone, fingers drumming on the arm rests). thought you was singing xx Its cancelled" . oh ok I cant sing but always do around the house and in the car xx | |||
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"Ok...worst chat up line ever????" I've got a good one: "Omg You make my gf look like dog shit, how am I supposed to fuck her now" | |||
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"Is this still a bbw thread xx
And their admirers
Good I'm still allowed in then
I'm still waiting for you to get your arse
out
I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x. would you like a red lipped bj xx
Of course I'd be a fool to turn that down!. hehe you can stay xxxthank you indeed . oh its my pleasure I like your pants xx
Cheesy chat up line warning....
They'd look better on your bedroom floor.. I'm sure they would xx
Only one way to find out . oh believe me I would love it xx
As would I.... searching quick routes to Bushey now haha! X". don't think the hubby would allow it sorry xx | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj . yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx
looks good on pics too
Hell yea it does
you will have to buy a lady a suitable red then
I don't own red loopy, so I'm happy to have some brought for me or I can just wear a red top
lippy, not loopy!
I brought a red lippy purposley for that reason lol". hehe xx | |||
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"Is this still a bbw thread xx
And their admirers
Good I'm still allowed in then
I'm still waiting for you to get your arse
out
I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x. would you like a red lipped bj xx
Of course I'd be a fool to turn that down!. hehe you can stay xxxthank you indeed . oh its my pleasure I like your pants xx
Cheesy chat up line warning....
They'd look better on your bedroom floor.. I'm sure they would xx
Only one way to find out . oh believe me I would love it xx
As would I.... searching quick routes to Bushey now haha! X. don't think the hubby would allow it sorry xx"I'll do a quick u turn at the next opportunity and just have to perv instead haha xx | |||
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"If anyone needs me, I'll be here in my special chair. (Sits down in his chair to watch everyone, fingers drumming on the arm rests) Your only really sitting down to await your bj Hope you've remembered to buy the Krispy cremes while you were out earlier I was only told about this when I came back You own a Tardis I'm sure you can resolve the matter " Luckily I have some in my pockets as they are bigger on the inside | |||
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"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked? Or does it depend who says them?" I don't think I've ever been party to a cheesy chat up line or otherwise! | |||
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"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked? Or does it depend who says them?" Never work | |||
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"Is this still a bbw thread xx
And their admirers
Good I'm still allowed in then
I'm still waiting for you to get your arse
out
I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x. would you like a red lipped bj xx
Of course I'd be a fool to turn that down!. hehe you can stay xxxthank you indeed . oh its my pleasure I like your pants xx
Cheesy chat up line warning....
They'd look better on your bedroom floor.. I'm sure they would xx
Only one way to find out . oh believe me I would love it xx
As would I.... searching quick routes to Bushey now haha! X. don't think the hubby would allow it sorry xx
I'll do a quick u turn at the next opportunity and just have to perv instead haha xx". perv away xx | |||
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"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked? Or does it depend who says them? I don't think I've ever been party to a cheesy chat up line or otherwise! " Give over every woman must have heard some corkers. Ive never had the nerve to say any, but Ive cracked up hearing them in nightclubs (a long time ago) | |||
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"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked? Or does it depend who says them? Never work "Now I know why I can never pull! Haha | |||
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"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked? Or does it depend who says them?" Certain ones work on me but it does depend on the delivery of them | |||
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"If anyone needs me, I'll be here in my special chair. (Sits down in his chair to watch everyone, fingers drumming on the arm rests) Your only really sitting down to await your bj Hope you've remembered to buy the Krispy cremes while you were out earlier I was only told about this when I came back You own a Tardis I'm sure you can resolve the matter Luckily I have some in my pockets as they are bigger on the inside" All set then Get unzipping this pants for devilish | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj . yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx
looks good on pics too
Hell yea it does
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"Right you lovely lot I'm off to bed night night sweet dreams mwahhhhh and boobie hugs xx" Sweet dreams Kat I'll have hopefully have recovered from your last snog by the morning | |||
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"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked? Or does it depend who says them? I don't think I've ever been party to a cheesy chat up line or otherwise! Give over every woman must have heard some corkers. Ive never had the nerve to say any, but Ive cracked up hearing them in nightclubs (a long time ago)" Ive never been chatted up so ive never heard any cheesy chat up lines | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj . yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx
looks good on pics too
Hell yea it does
you will have to buy a lady a suitable red then
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"If anyone needs me, I'll be here in my special chair. (Sits down in his chair to watch everyone, fingers drumming on the arm rests) Your only really sitting down to await your bj Hope you've remembered to buy the Krispy cremes while you were out earlier I was only told about this when I came back You own a Tardis I'm sure you can resolve the matter Luckily I have some in my pockets as they are bigger on the inside All set then Get unzipping this pants for devilish " That I shall but I'm sure devilish upped the off with a nipple suck along with the Krispy cremes | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx Cor Kat those red lips are luscious gis a snog Oh god yes please give curvy a snog
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I bloody can't now
You may have to
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"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked? Or does it depend who says them? I don't think I've ever been party to a cheesy chat up line or otherwise! Give over every woman must have heard some corkers. Ive never had the nerve to say any, but Ive cracked up hearing them in nightclubs (a long time ago)" Nope!! Well unless having the blindingly obvious pointed out counts, for example, "fucking hell, you're tall!" Always a winner! | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx Cor Kat those red lips are luscious gis a snog Oh god yes please give curvy a snog
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I bloody can't now
You may have to
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"If anyone needs me, I'll be here in my special chair. (Sits down in his chair to watch everyone, fingers drumming on the arm rests) Your only really sitting down to await your bj Hope you've remembered to buy the Krispy cremes while you were out earlier I was only told about this when I came back You own a Tardis I'm sure you can resolve the matter Luckily I have some in my pockets as they are bigger on the inside All set then Get unzipping this pants for devilish That I shall but I'm sure devilish upped the off with a nipple suck along with the Krispy cremes" I mean offer | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj . yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx
looks good on pics too
Hell yea it does
you will have to buy a lady a suitable red then
I don't own red loopy, so I'm happy to have some brought for me or I can just wear a red top
Oooooooo " Hoping you approve?! | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj . yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx
looks good on pics too
Hell yea it does
you will have to buy a lady a suitable red then
I don't own red loopy, so I'm happy to have some brought for me or I can just wear a red top
lippy, not loopy!
I brought a red lippy purposley for that reason lol"Ooohh | |||
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"Right you lovely lot I'm off to bed night night sweet dreams mwahhhhh and boobie hugs xx" nighttttt | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx Cor Kat those red lips are luscious gis a snog Oh god yes please give curvy a snog
Ahem
Down boy!
I bloody can't now
You may have to
She's seems to have rejected my advances . no I give you a big mwahhhhhhh ages ago xx
So you did sooty my lovely . mwahhhhhhhhhh memory refreshed xx
And what a way to refresh it
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looks good on pics too
Hell yea it does
you will have to buy a lady a suitable red then
I don't own red loopy, so I'm happy to have some brought for me or I can just wear a red top
lippy, not loopy!
I brought a red lippy purposley for that reason lol
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"Right you lovely lot I'm off to bed night night sweet dreams mwahhhhh and boobie hugs xx Sweet dreams Kat I'll have hopefully have recovered from your last snog by the morning " | |||
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"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked? Or does it depend who says them? I don't think I've ever been party to a cheesy chat up line or otherwise! Give over every woman must have heard some corkers. Ive never had the nerve to say any, but Ive cracked up hearing them in nightclubs (a long time ago) Ive never been chatted up so ive never heard any cheesy chat up lines Get your coat you've pulled love! "Wanna borrow me phone and call your mum to see if you can sleepover xx | |||
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"Am I the only Lady o. This thread to ever get chatted up
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Me either "Whenever I've been on nights out with work, I've never once been chatted up or chatted up anyone | |||
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj . yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx
looks good on pics too
Hell yea it does
you will have to buy a lady a suitable red then
I don't own red loopy, so I'm happy to have some brought for me or I can just wear a red top
Oooooooo
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj . yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx
looks good on pics too
Hell yea it does
you will have to buy a lady a suitable red then
I don't own red loopy, so I'm happy to have some brought for me or I can just wear a red top
lippy, not loopy!
I brought a red lippy purposley for that reason lol
Ooohh
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj . yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx
looks good on pics too
Hell yea it does
you will have to buy a lady a suitable red then
I don't own red loopy, so I'm happy to have some brought for me or I can just wear a red top
Oooooooo
Hoping you approve?!
Damn right I do naughty "Night made hehehehe x | |||
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dont need a coat, it be warm enough
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"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj . yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx
looks good on pics too
Hell yea it does
you will have to buy a lady a suitable red then
I don't own red loopy, so I'm happy to have some brought for me or I can just wear a red top
lippy, not loopy!
I brought a red lippy purposley for that reason lol
Ooohh
thats what they all say
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"I hate to do this but its bedtime for me. Thanks for all the fun, chat, messages (a first for me on here), my fabs. 4 nights alone in hotels from tomorrow....plenty of time to get a firm hold of my pervy crown. Nite all x" Night Kingperv x | |||
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Me either "Welcome back by the way. I've got the krispy crèmes here ready | |||
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Me either "Have we met? Turns you around lifts skirt slaps bottom Very nice I don't believe we have, Faf | |||
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"I hate to do this but its bedtime for me. Thanks for all the fun, chat, messages (a first for me on here), my fabs. 4 nights alone in hotels from tomorrow....plenty of time to get a firm hold of my pervy crown. Nite all x Night Kingperv x"X  | |||
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"I hate to do this but its bedtime for me. Thanks for all the fun, chat, messages (a first for me on here), my fabs. 4 nights alone in hotels from tomorrow....plenty of time to get a firm hold of my pervy crown. Nite all x" Night Tee x | |||
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"Can I join, big fan of all natural xx " All admirers and buxom bars are welcome If they get their arse out for Miss Curvy | |||
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"Got to love a cheesy chat up line, always love a good giggle "Phew another Buxom babe that's been cheated up Lovely arse my dear lady x | |||
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"I've made some really good friends with my cheesy chat up lines but it definitely depends on who you're speaking to. If the personalities match. Then, it works wonders "Your cheesy lines worked on me pops And if they didn't your sexy arse certainly did | |||
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"I'll just sit in the corner... singing is not my strongest point lol!!!! Now wonder its on thread no 45555898 god you guys can talk "Singing was cancelled x | |||
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"I'll just sit in the corner... singing is not my strongest point lol!!!! Now wonder its on thread no 45555898 god you guys can talk
It's my fault
I'm a gossip
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"I'll just sit in the corner... singing is not my strongest point lol!!!! Now wonder its on thread no 45555898 god you guys can talk "No need to worry about the singing as the karaoke is cancelled | |||
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haha cheeky, but so true
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Yeah. I meant whenever I went out in the past
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"I've made some really good friends with my cheesy chat up lines but it definitely depends on who you're speaking to. If the personalities match. Then, it works wonders
Your cheesy lines worked on me pops
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