FabSwingers.com forum: Topic to avoid...

By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Okay newbies and 'fire and flee' forum posters, here's a few topics to avoid to help you out:

Is my profile any good?

Are cock pics okay?

Why am I not getting any meets, I've been a member for 3 days now?

why dus non of u bints anzer my massages, r u all lezzers?

Any more folks? ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pussy hair , and bum hair ... and hair around the cock , lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Why are women so rude they don't answer my messages...

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Anything to do with smoking.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

People who don't reply have no manners.

What size cock do you ladies like? (asking men what size they like is OK as it doesn't get asked much)

Random bum threads.

Would you (whatever) the person above.

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Does anyone play bareback? Who, where tell me!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Random bum threads.

Thanks for the reminder... no. 7 isn't it?

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Any question with a word ending in -ism

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"Any question with a word ending in -ism"

Threads about Invictus which he insists can only be stopped by becoming too long......

Mistress x

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Any question with a word ending in -ism

Threads about Invictus which he insists can only be stopped by becoming too long......

Mistress x"

You have been warned...

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

BBW

TV/CD

... those threads always tend to get a bit tired and emotional very quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firemen. I think everybody's related to one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BBW

TV/CD

... those threads always tend to get a bit tired and emotional very quickly.

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no i love posts on that and wish we could have 100s more x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not exactly emotional for me... just yawnsville!

They are 'either you like it or you don't' things- I dont see why they have to be analysed to death... x

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"BBW

TV/CD

... those threads always tend to get a bit tired and emotional very quickly.

no i love posts on that and wish we could have 100s more x"

Me too, very educational and informative. They tend to get spoiled by people being over defensive though, and it's not even the TV's or CD's who do that. Oh well.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Threads about professional, intelligent people!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

threads about what threads to avoid

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"threads about what threads to avoid

Hate em!!! Grrr!!

Where do you stand on threads about what threads about what threads to avoid?

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Threads about deliberately emotive social-political stuff where it's fecking obvious someone's going to take the bait and the whole thing will blow up.

Give me a 'would you' thread over those any day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BBW

TV/CD

... those threads always tend to get a bit tired and emotional very quickly.

its good to see people show 'passion' for something though, least they will defend their own _iews and not be afraid to express them. give me a juicy thread over a 'would you' one anyday

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"BBW

TV/CD

... those threads always tend to get a bit tired and emotional very quickly.

its good to see people show 'passion' for something though, least they will defend their own _iews and not be afraid to express them. give me a juicy thread over a 'would you' one anyday"

Yes!

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"Any question with a word ending in -ism

Threads about Invictus which he insists can only be stopped by becoming too long......

Mistress x

You have been warned...

You aint scareing anyone with a stick like that....

Mistress x

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"BBW

TV/CD

... those threads always tend to get a bit tired and emotional very quickly.

its good to see people show 'passion' for something though, least they will defend their own _iews and not be afraid to express them. give me a juicy thread over a 'would you' one anyday"

I take your point, but sometimes political correctness and point scoring over terminology/labelling etc. gets in the way of the debate, which is a real shame.

So maybe revise that to say 'don't avoid, just don't bite if someone pokes you with a stick in the thread'.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Any thread where you are going to double back on yourself within a few posts

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Any thread where you are going to double back on yourself within a few posts

To be fair she's got great tits.

No, it's not avoid really. It's the 'knights in shining armour' syndrome on them that pees me off. People who aren't what the thread is about leaping in with all kinds of bollox 'defending the poor TV's' or whatever it is, when actually the discussion was being pretty healthy up to that point.

Usually while the TV's (or whatever..) look on in bemusement.

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

is n agst ting enit y do u old bithes nt ans i

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"is n agst ting enit y do u old bithes nt ans i

Couldn't of said it better myself.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

How do I get my wife/gf to __________ ?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Random bum threads.

Thanks for the reminder... no. 7 isn't it?

did i miss no 6 lol

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest

Dear Newbie

What ever you do, don't say anything bad about the British military, even if it is your right to be heard and to post your thoughts. You will be sworn at, threatened and generally abused. Your abuser will have automatic immunity from censure.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Sydney University.

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"Any thread where you are going to double back on yourself within a few posts

To be fair she's got great tits.

Oi I dont double back on meself I elaborate!

Mistress x

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Someone just called me fat/ugly/stuck up. Validate meeeeeee!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In fact. There is no topic that is safe to start a thread about. At all. So, just don't...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"In fact. There is no topic that is safe to start a thread about. At all. So, just don't...

And never reply. And don't agree with some people, or disagree with them.

Actually, just don't log in! Ever!!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"In fact. There is no topic that is safe to start a thread about. At all. So, just don't...

...and your point is?

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Someone just called me fat/ugly/stuck up. Validate meeeeeee!!!"

I would.

Oh, wrong thread... but I would.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Someone just called me fat/ugly/stuck up. Validate meeeeeee!!!

I would.

Oh, wrong thread... but I would.

You'd call me fat?? Oh, now it is ON!!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Someone just called me fat/ugly/stuck up. Validate meeeeeee!!!

I would.

Oh, wrong thread... but I would.

You'd call me fat?? Oh, now it is ON!!"

Did I? Shite, you lot are right, I'm never posting again!!

Goodbye cruel forum!!!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

!!!BANG!!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"!!!BANG!!!"

*Ticker tape*

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"!!!BANG!!!

*Ticker tape*

Sorry about the window... I missed.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"!!!BANG!!!

*Ticker tape*

Stop drawing around me with chalk!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"!!!BANG!!!

*Ticker tape*

Stop drawing around me with chalk!!

*Quietly pulls pants back up*

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"!!!BANG!!!

*Ticker tape*

Stop drawing around me with chalk!!

*Quietly pulls pants back up*"

Urg! I didn't miss after all!

*lies very still with one eye open...*

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"!!!BANG!!!

*Ticker tape*

Stop drawing around me with chalk!!

*Quietly pulls pants back up*

Urg! I didn't miss after all!

*lies very still with one eye open...* "

Which eye would that be?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Why don't people reply..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid asking why straight men want to meet bi men.

Married men avoid having "honest" ANYWHERE on your profile: you've been warned!

Under no circumstance say you've arranged 20 meets in a week and been stood up by timewasters.

If you're black/fat/short/ugly/smelly/arrogant/tall/thin/supermodel/gym bunny/bj champion/clit licker (delete as appropriate) people are not shallow if they don't want to meet you, so don't seek validation by starting a thread about it!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"!!!BANG!!!

*Ticker tape*

Stop drawing around me with chalk!!

*Quietly pulls pants back up*

Urg! I didn't miss after all!

*lies very still with one eye open...*

Which eye would that be?

I don't know, I'm dead remember... just do my Batman boxers back up when you've done...

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

"!!!BANG!!!

*Ticker tape*

Stop drawing around me with chalk!!

*Quietly pulls pants back up*

Urg! I didn't miss after all!

*lies very still with one eye open...*

Which eye would that be?

I don't know, I'm dead remember... just do my Batman boxers back up when you've done... "

ohh has rigor set in yet??

ride um cowgirl ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random bum threads.

Thanks for the reminder... no. 7 isn't it?

errrrrrrrrrr yuuuuuuuuuk sounds disgusting

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

timewasters.. esp if 10 mins late

and

pic collectors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my partner found out and wants me to stop. What should I do?"

Those posts had me in stitches

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Anything on a Thursday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""my partner found out and wants me to stop. What should I do?"

Those posts had me in stitches

You got it sewn up then

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

how do me and my mate coerce his wife into fucking a complete stranger regardless of the fact that she thinks swinging is 'seedy'????

she does get excited when she and him have sex so that must make it ok!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looks, age and personality don't matter, get in touch and I'm available!!! lol

(very very desperate) haha

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Women who wear leggings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

s'matta wiv you you old bints, why dont ya want me, I'm 20 and can fuck like a buck.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"s'matta wiv you you old bints, why dont ya want me, I'm 20 and can fuck like a buck."
identity cards!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

What is v v v v v w e...

Well apart from a potential circus act..

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Women who wear leggings

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Did anybody mention picking others up on their spelling...;-)

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

absilootyli

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"absilootyli

;-)

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"absilootyli

;-)"

absolootyli

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

oh bugger..

knew i'd get it rong

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Women and PMT

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

And above all, don't wind up a certain guy about when the Complaints and Moans Dept is open??

Or even dare asking if you can make a Moan or a Complaint??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You tube references...

Sorry peeps but for some of us who cant access these links its an in joke we cant take part in....

Ohhh ... And Chocolate Grrrrr

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"tubes

Dont mention those either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh immigration and foreign aid.

In fact anything political...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Your meets esp if they use the forum every day....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any subject with colours: Lemon... Pink... BLUE!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning" threads at 59 seconds past midnight...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Morning" threads at 59 seconds past midnight...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'where's there a good dogging place near....'

lol!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Im surprised at you lot.

Never once have you mentionned joining my clique. Well it's too late now.

A clique of one is still a clique. In fact, THE clique.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flouncing threads after being on site seven days without Cheryl Cole lookalikes begging to deep throat your knob!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Topics to avoid eh?

How about those Topics where the hazlenuts still have reddish fur stuck to them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

also...

'where is the kinkiest place you've had sex' or 'where is the kinkiest place you'd like to have sex'.....

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

lambrini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Topics to avoid eh?

How about those Topics where the hazlenuts still have reddish fur stuck to them?"

What has a Hazelnut in every bite ??

*Squirel shit...*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/06/11 00:27:50]

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