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The Second Invasion

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

is underway......

bag packed, jacket on, house secured.

I'm heading over the border to Engurlandyshire and you can't bloody stop me, so lock up all your menfolk!!!!

You have been warned xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woad is me!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

They won't need locking up... England are playing on Saturday

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

yay, half time shag and beer!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right you lot see ya when i gets back from my 10 day hol ta anywhere but here xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is underway......

bag packed, jacket on, house secured.

I'm heading over the border to Engurlandyshire and you can't bloody stop me, so lock up all your menfolk!!!!

You have been warned xxx"

How secure is the house???

Looks out swag bag.

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston


"is underway......

bag packed, jacket on, house secured.

I'm heading over the border to Engurlandyshire and you can't bloody stop me, so lock up all your menfolk!!!!

You have been warned xxx

How secure is the house???

Looks out swag bag. "

aw fuck... forgot you know where I live!!! nowt worth swagging anyway, but if you could dust and hoover it would be much appreciated....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is underway......

bag packed, jacket on, house secured.

I'm heading over the border to Engurlandyshire and you can't bloody stop me, so lock up all your menfolk!!!!

You have been warned xxx

How secure is the house???

Looks out swag bag.

aw fuck... forgot you know where I live!!! nowt worth swagging anyway, but if you could dust and hoover it would be much appreciated.... "

Ehhhhh dont even hoover and dust ma own hoose, there is NO chance of me doing yours.

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston


"is underway......

bag packed, jacket on, house secured.

I'm heading over the border to Engurlandyshire and you can't bloody stop me, so lock up all your menfolk!!!!

You have been warned xxx

How secure is the house???

Looks out swag bag.

aw fuck... forgot you know where I live!!! nowt worth swagging anyway, but if you could dust and hoover it would be much appreciated....

Ehhhhh dont even hoover and dust ma own hoose, there is NO chance of me doing yours. "

Lazy mare..... BYE-EEEEEEEEE xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Ehhhhh dont even hoover and dust ma own hoose, there is NO chance of me doing yours. "

Must be a Scottish thing xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Ehhhhh dont even hoover and dust ma own hoose, there is NO chance of me doing yours.

Must be a Scottish thing xx "

You feeling brave today???

Is this the day to be brave, when shes heading your way???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Ehhhhh dont even hoover and dust ma own hoose, there is NO chance of me doing yours.

Must be a Scottish thing xx

You feeling brave today???

Is this the day to be brave, when shes heading your way??? "

She dont scare me none

Anyway shes away fa the train so by the time she gets back on this thread will be gone lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Ehhhhh dont even hoover and dust ma own hoose, there is NO chance of me doing yours.

Must be a Scottish thing xx

You feeling brave today???

Is this the day to be brave, when shes heading your way???

She dont scare me none

Anyway shes away fa the train so by the time she gets back on this thread will be gone lol xx "

Im going to spend the day going bump bump bump with the thread.

So she sees it.

Then you will be in trouble.

So there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used ta like ya as well xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right you lot see ya when i gets back from my 10 day hol ta anywhere but here xxx "

Have a goodun pal. Do everything I would do, and then think of something else to do and tell me allllll about it when you get back cos I'm a voyeuristic little perv and needs ta know these things.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"is underway......

bag packed, jacket on, house secured.

I'm heading over the border to Engurlandyshire and you can't bloody stop me, so lock up all your menfolk!!!!

You have been warned xxx"

Hate to spoil it, but the Border's been closed!

Turn back now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't mind being locked up actually. Love a dom lady I does!

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

you coming to see us then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im safe here in the middle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invasion delayed lol

Train cancelled at carlisle due ta one of the carriages over heating

So i have a little more freedom pmsl

Although someone is not a happy bunny just now xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OOPS

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Oh I'd hate to be at Carlisle station, the air will be blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I'd hate to be at Carlisle station, the air will be blue"

Put it this way me phone melted,I have a headache and i now know new words that I didn't know existed xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invasion delayed lol

Train cancelled at carlisle due ta one of the carriages over heating

So i have a little more freedom pmsl

Although someone is not a happy bunny just now xx "

Wots wi tha train...

Ya told er ya wouldnt mow er a landin strip fa the broom....

Not cool mate...

*steps into taxi to airport...*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I'd hate to be at Carlisle station, the air will be blue

Put it this way me phone melted,I have a headache and i now know new words that I didn't know existed xx "

My advice, slam 2 bottles of voddie in the freezer, buy in a shed load of fags and chocolate and just shut her up with massive kisses!!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Oh I'd hate to be at Carlisle station, the air will be blue

Put it this way me phone melted,I have a headache and i now know new words that I didn't know existed xx

My advice, slam 2 bottles of voddie in the freezer, buy in a shed load of fags and chocolate and just shut her up with massive kisses!!! "

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww xx

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

fucking fuckity numpty nitwits. Virgin are SHITE!!! but I made it eventually and demanding compensation......

Hello England xxxx

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"fucking fuckity numpty nitwits. Virgin are SHITE!!! but I made it eventually and demanding compensation......

Hello England xxxx "

you know they will ask for proof ...................... that you are a virgin that is pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya made it then,

welcome to england, hope you got your passport well and truly stamped last night

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

in more ways than you could ever imagine, lol.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i can imagine...lmao

these days i have to rely solely on imagination

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