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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is this sorcery?!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

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By *SPrincessWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere near you

Nom Nom Nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So long as it's not a fancy one in a restaurant with a runny yolk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So long as it's not a fancy one in a restaurant with a runny yolk "

Whaaaaaaaaa!? They're the best ones!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"So long as it's not a fancy one in a restaurant with a runny yolk "

I won't sleep now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm... Love them!

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Bit like Bovril think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage and egg breakfast in a handy ovoid package

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just bought a couple of standard ones from Tesco after having not had one in years.

Mind blown.

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

I think

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Mmmm... Love them! "

I couldn't have put it better myself.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"So long as it's not a fancy one in a restaurant with a runny yolk "

Oooh I love them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sausage and egg breakfast in a handy ovoid package "

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Have you tried the veggie version with onion bhaji instead of sausagemeat? Or a chieftain? Neither of them should work. But they so do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you tried the veggie version with onion bhaji instead of sausagemeat? Or a chieftain? Neither of them should work. But they so do."

I'm all over it.

To be honest - I'm more interested if I an make these things as half as tasty myself.

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Always remind me of Alan Partridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never put them in a microwave though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love them

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Never put them in a microwave though..."

*bang*

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Vile things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never put them in a microwave though..."

good lord NO!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never put them in a microwave though...

*bang* "

Microwave 1 Scotch Egg 0

I thought I'd invented a teleporter it was so successfully destroyed

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By *Mnf BristolCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I just bought a couple of standard ones from Tesco after having not had one in years.

Mind blown."

Try a soft boiled egg, nestled within a peeled avocado wrapped in bacon, and fried.

That will blow your mind.

CM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So long as it's not a fancy one in a restaurant with a runny yolk

Whaaaaaaaaa!? They're the best ones! "

With salad cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never put them in a microwave though...

*bang*

Microwave 1 Scotch Egg 0

I thought I'd invented a teleporter it was so successfully destroyed "

I too, have made this mistake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should like Black Puddings better!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never put them in a microwave though...

*bang*

Microwave 1 Scotch Egg 0

I thought I'd invented a teleporter it was so successfully destroyed

I too, have made this mistake..."

It was all over so quickly too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

manky

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Love them....one of the pubs we go to round here does black pudding Scotch eggs which are amazing!!

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

Only if they're fresh with a runny yoke otherwise yuk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never put them in a microwave though...

*bang*

Microwave 1 Scotch Egg 0

I thought I'd invented a teleporter it was so successfully destroyed

I too, have made this mistake...

It was all over so quickly too"

My microwave was never the same again!

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo


"I just bought a couple of standard ones from Tesco after having not had one in years.

Mind blown.

Try a soft boiled egg, nestled within a peeled avocado wrapped in bacon, and fried.

That will blow your mind.

CM"

Now *that* sounds just perfect!

Homemade scotch eggs are okay, homemade black pudding eggs even better but supermarket scotch eggs usually taste like sawdust to me ...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Rank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smelled one once....that was enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never put them in a microwave though...

*bang*

Microwave 1 Scotch Egg 0

I thought I'd invented a teleporter it was so successfully destroyed

I too, have made this mistake...

It was all over so quickly too

My microwave was never the same again! "

Is it as bad as microwaving a snooker ball?

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By *ichpickingsMan
over a year ago

London and Essex

A nearby Chinese takeaway had battered/deep fried scotch egg on the menu. Never was tempted and haven't been back since... and that was probably about 10 years ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A snooker ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never put them in a microwave though...

*bang*

Microwave 1 Scotch Egg 0

I thought I'd invented a teleporter it was so successfully destroyed

I too, have made this mistake...

It was all over so quickly too

My microwave was never the same again!

Is it as bad as microwaving a snooker ball?"

No, but I really want to try now...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Pickled eggs are the way to go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never put them in a microwave though...

*bang*

Microwave 1 Scotch Egg 0

I thought I'd invented a teleporter it was so successfully destroyed

I too, have made this mistake...

It was all over so quickly too

My microwave was never the same again!

Is it as bad as microwaving a snooker ball?

No, but I really want to try now..."

Don't do it. Put the snooker ball down and walk away from the microwave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A snooker ball "

It was......errmmm......life changing

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"To be honest - I'm more interested if I an make these things as half as tasty myself."

They are easy to make

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Never put them in a microwave though...

*bang*

Microwave 1 Scotch Egg 0

I thought I'd invented a teleporter it was so successfully destroyed "

Post of the year already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Again. Salad cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never put them in a microwave though..."

Umm I happen to eat a lot of scotch eggs, every guy I meet brings me a scotch egg and everyone has gone in the microwave, 12 seconds then turn it upside and another 12 seconds. Can't eat them cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never put them in a microwave though...

Umm I happen to eat a lot of scotch eggs, every guy I meet brings me a scotch egg and everyone has gone in the microwave, 12 seconds then turn it upside and another 12 seconds. Can't eat them cold. "

You have some sort of industrial microwave or some other magic going on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never put them in a microwave though...

Umm I happen to eat a lot of scotch eggs, every guy I meet brings me a scotch egg and everyone has gone in the microwave, 12 seconds then turn it upside and another 12 seconds. Can't eat them cold.

You have some sort of industrial microwave or some other magic going on?"

Just standard 800w, trick is to turn them upside down halfway through, don't have to be piping hot, just warm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could just eat one right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not that long back from the 24 hr supermarket n I'm now tempted to go back for a pack of 4!

I would if I wasn't so stuffed with cakes from the bakery isle

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"So long as it's not a fancy one in a restaurant with a runny yolk

Whaaaaaaaaa!? They're the best ones! "

Ooh Marks n Sparks used to fancy ones you pop in the oven with a runny yolk. Bliss!

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire


"What is this sorcery?! "

Love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Scots really know their sausages...

You haven't lived until you've tried a thick slice of their square sausage, or even better - sausage pie!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like Lidl's scotch eggs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm going to buy some more tomorrow

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Check out the Handmade Scotch Egg company. Food porn on there! That's where I tried the Chieftain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check out the Handmade Scotch Egg company. Food porn on there! That's where I tried the Chieftain."

That site should be illegal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love a home made one from time to time..

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Only if they're fresh with a runny yoke otherwise yuk. "

Totally agree!

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Love them....one of the pubs we go to round here does black pudding Scotch eggs which are amazing!!"

That does sound amazing!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Never put them in a microwave though..."

As long as you pierce them or cut them in half it's fine - oooh I love a hot scotch egg!

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales


"You should like Black Puddings better!!!!!!!"

Fair do's he's gotta point!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you think they have to be made in Scotland to be properly called scotch eggs? A bit like champagne and, well, scotch.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I like Lidl's scotch eggs. "

But Aldi's are much better though

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

scotch eggs are ok.. but who remembers the pork pie with the egg in the middle.. that was just weird.. last time i saw one was about 1982,,do they still exist..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you think they have to be made in Scotland to be properly called scotch eggs? A bit like champagne and, well, scotch. "

I'm going to eat it. Not talk to it about it's ancestry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food of the devil

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"Do you think they have to be made in Scotland to be properly called scotch eggs? A bit like champagne and, well, scotch. "

Didn't you know? You have to go to the highlands and gather them from where they were laid under the heather.

If you let them hatch out, you get Haggis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"scotch eggs are ok.. but who remembers the pork pie with the egg in the middle.. that was just weird.. last time i saw one was about 1982,,do they still exist.. "

See I love a bit of pork pie with egg in the middle! Scotch eggs are bloody lovely too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Homemade scotch eggs are yummy, supermarket ones can taste artificial.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like eggs so it's a big fat no from me. Fred likes the runny yolk ones from M&S and a local farm shop do some pretty creative ones that always seem to go down well.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Make your own, lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Lidl's scotch eggs.

But Aldi's are much better though "

LIDL.

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Prefer savoury eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Lidl's scotch eggs.

But Aldi's are much better though

LIDL."

Is it Lidl as in Lid-l or Lidl as in Lee-dl?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"scotch eggs are ok.. but who remembers the pork pie with the egg in the middle.. that was just weird.. last time i saw one was about 1982,,do they still exist.. "

Gala pie and I don't know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate boiled eggs so they're wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Lidl's scotch eggs.

But Aldi's are much better though

LIDL.

Is it Lidl as in Lid-l or Lidl as in Lee-dl?"

I say Lid-l in Shroosbury.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I like Lidl's scotch eggs.

But Aldi's are much better though

LIDL.

Is it Lidl as in Lid-l or Lidl as in Lee-dl?"

The correct way is Lee-dl, though I think they have relented now because the UK tends to call them Lid-l. With us not being German and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Lidl's scotch eggs.

But Aldi's are much better though

LIDL.

Is it Lidl as in Lid-l or Lidl as in Lee-dl?

The correct way is Lee-dl, though I think they have relented now because the UK tends to call them Lid-l. With us not being German and all that "

Thank you beautiful

Have always said Lid-l but heard it pronounced the other way on the news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do Lidl also make armoured cars and tanks? Because Leutnant Gruber had a lee-dl tank.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I picked up what I thought was a scotch egg once from a shop I sometimes use on my travels.

Come lunchtime, into the micro, and out it comes, nice and hot.

First bite, and I know something is different.

It was called a Dragons egg.

Loads of chilli in the sausage meat, bit of a surprise, but lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is this sorcery?! "

Bloody delicious sorcery.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Love em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love em "
mmmm

Amazing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm lips and ass hole all chopped up, nice slab of fat, eggs from battery farms all covered in red coloured cheap breadcrums.

Down with scotch eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm, love um.. Yummy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fruit of kings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Scots really know their sausages...

You haven't lived until you've tried a thick slice of their square sausage, or even better - sausage pie!!!

"

Yeah the square sausage or as NHS Scotland like to call it. Heart attack sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite EVER savoury snack... had 3 today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourite EVER savoury snack... had 3 today "

So your walking about with a shopping bag of shit inside you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do Lidl also make armoured cars and tanks? Because Leutnant Gruber had a lee-dl tank. "

Yeah I seen a woman up lidl with blue hair, she was clutching a few bags. She looked just like a lidl mermaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like eggs so it's a big fat no from me. Fred likes the runny yolk ones from M&S and a local farm shop do some pretty creative ones that always seem to go down well. "

You don't like eggs...just from a chicken? Have you ever tried duck eggs?

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