Chezza's daily limerick

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By *heekychezza OP Woman
over a year ago

warrington

A jaded young man from Darjeeling

Had a tool that reached up to the ceiling.

In the electric light socket

He'd stick it and rock it,

My word! What a wonderful feeling!

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over a year ago

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

on the tits of a barmaid named Gail

Were tattooed prices of beer, stout, and Ale,

And on her behind,

for the sake of the blind,

were precisely the same but in Braille

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