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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why do all the women want the 20+ young studs who who havent lost their sex drive like us oldies xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

because they have the stamina and can keep up the pace!!!! now back to your zimmer and commode grampa x

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Just wait Soapy it comes back once you're over 55.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Older men do it for me all the time... they are simply divine..

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"because they have the stamina and can keep up the pace!!!! now back to your zimmer and commode grampa x

what she said, I SAID WHAT SHE SAID

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I know! It drives me mad.

Okay, I'm a bit slow now and sometimes I forget my name, then there's the ED and the slobbering is a bit unattractive I'll grant you...

Sometimes I struggle to get my zimmer frame through the door as well.

But it's just not fair!!

..and another thing.... what was I talking about?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"because they have the stamina and can keep up the pace!!!! now back to your zimmer and commode grampa x

Yes dear and can ya bring me slippers and coco please xx

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Older men do it for me all the time... they are simply divine..

*rubs knees*

I like you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do all the women want the 20+ young studs who who havent lost their sex drive like us oldies xx

i find quite a few younger lads dig a bit of 'daddy luv' so roll on 50 thats whay i say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because, because you're only as old as the man you're feeling, and we wanna feel 20!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Is it meds time yet matron?... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By *stwoforfun2Couple
over a year ago

South Suffolk Area

Life really began at 40 for me (him) even though I had been fortunate enough to lead an eventful life before that. Hitting 50 was no real bad thing either! he he. Im 52 in a little over a weeks time and having a ball

10 times the fun of when I was 21

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I only ever date men in their 40's I don't know why I don't have a clue...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do all the women want the 20+ young studs who who havent lost their sex drive like us oldies xx

omg are you 46, you told me you were 20 otherwise I wouldnt have shagged yer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do all the women want the 20+ young studs who who havent lost their sex drive like us oldies xx

omg are you 46, you told me you were 20 otherwise I wouldnt have shagged yer

Yeah and you promised me ya wouldnt use a strappon too so there xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I only ever date men in their 40's I don't know why I don't have a clue... "

date?? what's one of them then??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only ever date men in their 40's I don't know why I don't have a clue...

date?? what's one of them then??

Summat ya eat at Christmas aint it?? xx

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I only ever date men in their 40's I don't know why I don't have a clue...

date?? what's one of them then??

It's sort of a shrivelled plum like thing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do all the women want the 20+ young studs who who havent lost their sex drive like us oldies xx

omg are you 46, you told me you were 20 otherwise I wouldnt have shagged yer

Yeah and you promised me ya wouldnt use a strappon too so there xx

you also told me you were over 6ft tall yer ickle munchkin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do all the women want the 20+ young studs who who havent lost their sex drive like us oldies xx

omg are you 46, you told me you were 20 otherwise I wouldnt have shagged yer

Yeah and you promised me ya wouldnt use a strappon too so there xx

you also told me you were over 6ft tall yer ickle munchkin"

I will be later as ya know xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soapy, I bet you'll spawn a whole page of attention seeking copy cats with this thread!

Sigh...too late!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Soapy, I bet you'll spawn a whole page of attention seeking copy cats with this thread!

Sigh...too late!

Bugger i started summat didnt i lol xx

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Soapy, I bet you'll spawn a whole page of attention seeking copy cats with this thread!

Sigh...too late!

G'wan Sassy... you know you wanna join in the Friday morning nonsense!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Yes you did... hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soapy, I bet you'll spawn a whole page of attention seeking copy cats with this thread!

Sigh...too late!

G'wan Sassy... you know you wanna join in the Friday morning nonsense!

A "joke" can go too far and it then looks like spamming and it's boring.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Soapy, I bet you'll spawn a whole page of attention seeking copy cats with this thread!

Sigh...too late!

G'wan Sassy... you know you wanna join in the Friday morning nonsense!

A "joke" can go too far and it then looks like spamming and it's boring."

Awwww... you need to find your inner yoof Sass... embrace the silliness!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Well you have to admit, after the first couple which look funny, the rest just look like you are all copying and can't think of your own "jokes"

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Well you have to admit, after the first couple which look funny, the rest just look like you are all copying and can't think of your own "jokes"

To be honest I didn't think about it in that much depth... it was just a bit of a giggle on a Friday morning.

Still... they'll drop off the page soon enough now that the grown ups are here!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

* sigh *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do all the women want the 20+ young studs who who havent lost their sex drive like us oldies xx

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alot of us have a oldie at home so just look for somthing diffrent lol but have to say alot of the oldies can run rings around some younger ones , lol xxxxx

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Soapy, I bet you'll spawn a whole page of attention seeking copy cats with this thread!

Sigh...too late!

G'wan Sassy... you know you wanna join in the Friday morning nonsense!

A "joke" can go too far and it then looks like spamming and it's boring."

I believe you take this too seriously at times!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"* sigh *"

Oh come on Ruggers... you know you want to grin at me really!

It's Friiiiiiiiiiiiiday! Life is too short for no nonsense.

*flutters eyelashes*

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"* sigh *

Oh come on Ruggers... you know you want to grin at me really!

It's Friiiiiiiiiiiiiday! Life is too short for no nonsense.

*flutters eyelashes*

Fluttering eyelashes won't get you anywhere, women don't do it for me...now if you had a cock I might smile

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"* sigh *

Oh come on Ruggers... you know you want to grin at me really!

It's Friiiiiiiiiiiiiday! Life is too short for no nonsense.

*flutters eyelashes*

Fluttering eyelashes won't get you anywhere, women don't do it for me...now if you had a cock I might smile

!!!!BOOOOOOIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!!!!!

Howzat?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"* sigh *

Oh come on Ruggers... you know you want to grin at me really!

It's Friiiiiiiiiiiiiday! Life is too short for no nonsense.

*flutters eyelashes*

Fluttering eyelashes won't get you anywhere, women don't do it for me...now if you had a cock I might smile

!!!!BOOOOOOIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!!!!!

Howzat?

No, you missed what I said tigger.....I said if DG had a cock I would smile.....not for the reasons you obviously thought

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

But a nice bit of !!!!BOOOOOOIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!!!!! all the same.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"But a nice bit of !!!!BOOOOOOIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!!!!! all the same.

If I put it against the table I can do the ruler thing as well...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"But a nice bit of !!!!BOOOOOOIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!!!!! all the same.

If I put it against the table I can do the ruler thing as well...

last i seen, it was more a first class stamp thing!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love older guys, I find that they know the limits of their stamina so put lots more effort into foreplay and oral sex and that's a good thing. I get bored with guys banging away for ages, so I don't mind if they can't do that for hours.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"* sigh *

Oh come on Ruggers... you know you want to grin at me really!

It's Friiiiiiiiiiiiiday! Life is too short for no nonsense.

*flutters eyelashes*

Fluttering eyelashes won't get you anywhere, women don't do it for me...now if you had a cock I might smile

*looks out strapon*

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"* sigh *

Oh come on Ruggers... you know you want to grin at me really!

It's Friiiiiiiiiiiiiday! Life is too short for no nonsense.

*flutters eyelashes*

Fluttering eyelashes won't get you anywhere, women don't do it for me...now if you had a cock I might smile

*looks out strapon*

don't forget your PANTIES **runs away and hides**

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"But a nice bit of !!!!BOOOOOOIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!!!!! all the same.

If I put it against the table I can do the ruler thing as well...

last i seen, it was more a first class stamp thing!!!

At least it's first class I suppose...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love older guys, I find that they know the limits of their stamina so put lots more effort into foreplay and oral sex and that's a good thing. I get bored with guys banging away for ages, so I don't mind if they can't do that for hours.

with you on this one...find younger guys are full of enthusiasm and stamina but not so bothered on the rest...love older guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had one of them new-fangled young 'uns show up so I wouldn't know. Lily-livered chickenshits.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Never had one of them new-fangled young 'uns show up so I wouldn't know. Lily-livered chickenshits."

they must all be coming to my house then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they must all be coming to my house then!

Can't be much else to do in Livingston and you paying their bail probably makes them feel obligated.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"they must all be coming to my house then!

Can't be much else to do in Livingston and you paying their bail probably makes them feel obligated."

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"they must all be coming to my house then!

Can't be much else to do in Livingston and you paying their bail probably makes them feel obligated."

PMSL - touche!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soapy, I bet you'll spawn a whole page of attention seeking copy cats with this thread!

Sigh...too late!

G'wan Sassy... you know you wanna join in the Friday morning nonsense!

A "joke" can go too far and it then looks like spamming and it's boring.

I believe you take this too seriously at times!

Unlike some I'm not in desperate need to ingratiate myself.

I notice Rugby said the same as me but you chose to respond to mine: I wonder why that is?!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Well i think your in your prime soapy, have to say that as im the same age. Sexually if i could choose to be 26 or 46 id choose 46 everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me maturity over youth any day xx

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

"Give me maturity over youth any day xx

Second that

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Give me maturity over youth any day xx

Second that

3rd that

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

long Eaton

"Give me maturity over youth any day xx

Second that

3rd that

same here met few cpls in there 50s and they always give the younger cpls a run for there money

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"Just wait Soapy it comes back once you're over 55.

Pleeeeeeeese let that be true! * says the guy who`s 55th birthday is in September*

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