FabSwingers.com forum: Barn fantasy

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any women or couples ever fancied barn fun?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Please, for the love of God, please tell me what barn fun is.

I can hardly contain my excitement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please, for the love of God, please tell me what barn fun is.

I can hardly contain my excitement "

Is it like the apple pie wank but with a barn cake instead. Chips an added extra.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm imagining the joys of cow tipping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a barn on my road.huge it is

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The extra thrill of getting tetanus from rusty farm implements

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a shed we can use.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm imagining the joys of cow tipping"

Maybe a big bullock

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Manitoba owls are damn cool OP

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Already done

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

You country folk are a strange lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You country folk are a strange lot. "

Haha.I live roscommon and we're actually known as sheep shagging county of ireland

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You country folk are a strange lot. "

And city dwellers aren't strange?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You country folk are a strange lot.

And city dwellers aren't strange?

My next door neighbours surname is Barns. Never fantasised about either of them...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"You country folk are a strange lot. "

*sits on a farm gate idly chewing an ear of corn*

"If the good Lords willin' and the creek don't rise..

Yarp."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please, for the love of God, please tell me what barn fun is.

I can hardly contain my excitement "

Hay! Don't be so mean!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Please, for the love of God, please tell me what barn fun is.

I can hardly contain my excitement

Hay! Don't be so mean!"

Do you mind?

I live in the countryside. There's a working farm at the top of my road. They have barns n' shit.

I'm not judging.

Just a little excited... nowt wrong with that...

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

"You country folk are a strange lot.

Haha.I live roscommon and we're actually known as sheep shagging county of ireland "

I'm in Athlone for a stag do soon , I shall try to avoid the local traditions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please, for the love of God, please tell me what barn fun is.

I can hardly contain my excitement

Hay! Don't be so mean!

Do you mind?

I live in the countryside. There's a working farm at the top of my road. They have barns n' shit.

I'm not judging.

Just a little excited... nowt wrong with that...

"Hay" it was a jest, simpleton.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Please, for the love of God, please tell me what barn fun is.

I can hardly contain my excitement

Hay! Don't be so mean!

Do you mind?

I live in the countryside. There's a working farm at the top of my road. They have barns n' shit.

I'm not judging.

Just a little excited... nowt wrong with that...

"Hay" it was a jest, simpleton.

Colder than my stepmothers' heart...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You country folk are a strange lot.

*sits on a farm gate idly chewing an ear of corn*

"If the good Lords willin' and the creek don't rise..

Yarp.""

Get orrrrff my laaaand!

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By *heRealMccoyMan
over a year ago

london

I've heard of the saying ,, were you born in a barn! Mayb that's were it comes from

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"You country folk are a strange lot.

*sits on a farm gate idly chewing an ear of corn*

"If the good Lords willin' and the creek don't rise..

Yarp."

Get orrrrff my laaaand!

I did shout that at some interlopers over Xmas, "MERRY FUCKING XMAS! HAPPY NOW?!! NOW GET OFF MY LAAAND!!!"

Honestly. Riff raff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had sex in a barn! It was a night one February and it was -2. The alcohol numbed me to the cold though.....

This was a lot of years ago, I hasten to add, and wouldn't repeat the experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did it once in the middle of a corn field on a hot summers day.

And had a few hot, sweaty experiences in the hay bales as a teen.

I guess growing up in the country isn't all bad

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By *heRealMccoyMan
over a year ago

london

I done it once in a strawberry field ! Fckin worse mistake of my life ! Next day when

I woke up I was bitten to shit !

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I did it once in the middle of a corn field on a hot summers day.

And had a few hot, sweaty experiences in the hay bales as a teen.

I guess growing up in the country isn't all bad

Yes, under a large shady tree on a hot day, or in light rain.

But it's weather dependent and we don't live in California, I'm afraid

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

When I was a teenager I was at a youth disco out in the sticks.

I was dancing with a rather attractive girl when she whispered " have you ever done it in a haystack"

I shit myself and ran outside to wait for my mum.

I look back at that night as a lost opportunity, I could have lost my virginity then.

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By *heRealMccoyMan
over a year ago

london

"When I was a teenager I was at a youth disco out in the sticks.

I was dancing with a rather attractive girl when she whispered " have you ever done it in a haystack"

I shit myself and ran outside to wait for my mum.

I look back at that night as a lost opportunity, I could have lost my virginity then. "

lol everything happens for a reason!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was a teenager I was at a youth disco out in the sticks.

I was dancing with a rather attractive girl when she whispered " have you ever done it in a haystack"

I shit myself and ran outside to wait for my mum.

I look back at that night as a lost opportunity, I could have lost my virginity then. "

Don't needle yourself over it.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"When I was a teenager I was at a youth disco out in the sticks.

I was dancing with a rather attractive girl when she whispered " have you ever done it in a haystack"

I shit myself and ran outside to wait for my mum.

I look back at that night as a lost opportunity, I could have lost my virginity then.

lol everything happens for a reason! "

...or doesn't?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*sighs and shakes head*

Too wet to plow, and too hot to fish..

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

"When I was a teenager I was at a youth disco out in the sticks.

I was dancing with a rather attractive girl when she whispered " have you ever done it in a haystack"

I shit myself and ran outside to wait for my mum.

I look back at that night as a lost opportunity, I could have lost my virginity then.

Don't needle yourself over it. "

I'm over it now , I think.

(Weeps forlornly into his tea)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You country folk are a strange lot.

*sits on a farm gate idly chewing an ear of corn*

"If the good Lords willin' and the creek don't rise..

Yarp."

Get orrrrff my laaaand!

I did shout that at some interlopers over Xmas, "MERRY FUCKING XMAS! HAPPY NOW?!! NOW GET OFF MY LAAAND!!!"

Honestly. Riff raff. "

Too early or too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually, barn sex is pretty gross. Think of all the rodent shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was a teenager I was at a youth disco out in the sticks.

I was dancing with a rather attractive girl when she whispered " have you ever done it in a haystack"

I shit myself and ran outside to wait for my mum.

I look back at that night as a lost opportunity, I could have lost my virginity then.

Don't needle yourself over it.

I'm over it now , I think.

(Weeps forlornly into his tea)"

Have you fucked in fodder since though?

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Smocks and pitchforks, toss a bit of hay and dung at eachother, drink up thy zider and ave a bit of ows yer faaaarther?

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

"When I was a teenager I was at a youth disco out in the sticks.

I was dancing with a rather attractive girl when she whispered " have you ever done it in a haystack"

I shit myself and ran outside to wait for my mum.

I look back at that night as a lost opportunity, I could have lost my virginity then.

Don't needle yourself over it.

I'm over it now , I think.

(Weeps forlornly into his tea)

Have you fucked in fodder since though? "

No, that was possibly the only opportunity I'll have.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Smocks and pitchforks, toss a bit of hay and dung at eachother, drink up thy zider and ave a bit of ows yer faaaarther?"

Wasn't Whoflung Dung a Chinese actor back in the 70's

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Smocks and pitchforks, toss a bit of hay and dung at eachother, drink up thy zider and ave a bit of ows yer faaaarther?

Wasn't Whoflung Dung a Chinese actor back in the 70's

That's sooooo old it's practically racist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You country folk are a strange lot.

Haha.I live roscommon and we're actually known as sheep shagging county of ireland

I'm in Athlone for a stag do soon , I shall try to avoid the local traditions

Ah next town to me.call on down .have plenty in field behind me and big barn few doors up

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

"You country folk are a strange lot.

Haha.I live roscommon and we're actually known as sheep shagging county of ireland

I'm in Athlone for a stag do soon , I shall try to avoid the local traditions

Ah next town to me.call on down .have plenty in field behind me and big barn few doors up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was a teenager I was at a youth disco out in the sticks.

I was dancing with a rather attractive girl when she whispered " have you ever done it in a haystack"

I shit myself and ran outside to wait for my mum.

I look back at that night as a lost opportunity, I could have lost my virginity then.

Don't needle yourself over it.

I'm over it now , I think.

(Weeps forlornly into his tea)

Have you fucked in fodder since though?

No, that was possibly the only opportunity I'll have. "

You should try to make (it in) hay while the sun shines...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Smocks and pitchforks, toss a bit of hay and dung at eachother, drink up thy zider and ave a bit of ows yer faaaarther?

Wasn't Whoflung Dung a Chinese actor back in the 70's

That's sooooo old it's practically racist

Fuck off Josephine, you seem to be doing ok being as you are a one armed dwarf lesbian

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Smocks and pitchforks, toss a bit of hay and dung at eachother, drink up thy zider and ave a bit of ows yer faaaarther?

Wasn't Whoflung Dung a Chinese actor back in the 70's

That's sooooo old it's practically racist

Fuck off Josephine, you seem to be doing ok being as you are a one armed dwarf lesbian

You missed off black & Jewish

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I've enjoyed plenty of barns, being a country girl. Use thick blankets if needed, as straw isn't soft.

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