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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good evening Fabbers ,Friends and Forumites.

Oh gosh what a beautiful star lit evening.pooch and I went out for a frosty evening wander. The stars were just so beautiful. The heavens our light show.

Any ho we have tried to think up a theme for the forum. Maybe its the evening, maybe its the wine we can't think of a single thing .

So todays challenge is

Post what theme or question you like

Taff & Pooch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just me then ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm normally full of shite, but this request seems to have wiped my imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do they do with the bits they take out the middle of polos?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Well I was just thinking about dogs actually taff. Was having a brief conversation about going to crufts. So...my question shall be:

What kind of collar should I get. It is, obviously, for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do cougar threads increase around the school holidays?

Have you still got your winkie out Taff?

Is Pooch passed out on the sofa again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I was just thinking about dogs actually taff. Was having a brief conversation about going to crufts. So...my question shall be:

What kind of collar should I get. It is, obviously, for me "

Black and studded , but with a soft inner core to save localised chaffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who else sets their alarm to get up at 5:12 am to watch the ISS fly by at 17000 miles an hour??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do they do with the bits they take out the middle of polos? "

Squish them flat and sell them.as Trebor mints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evenin taff I was thinkin about you this am. xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do cougar threads increase around the school holidays?

Have you still got your winkie out Taff?

Is Pooch passed out on the sofa again?"

Ha ha to many teeny bopper on here

Yes

And

Yes

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Hubby is asleep and I'm wide awake. What to do?what to do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gavin Henson was potentially the greatest Welsh inside centre of all time but believed his own hype too much.

Not so much a musing really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do they do with the bits they take out the middle of polos?

Squish them flat and sell them.as Trebor mints "

Do they use a steamroller or a cushioned hammer? Like those little ones professional Lego builders use

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who else sets their alarm to get up at 5:12 am to watch the ISS fly by at 17000 miles an hour??"

Cool me. I have Tim.Peeks book its marvellous

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evenin taff I was thinkin about you this am. xxx"

All kind thoughts I hope

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Why does anything that makes you feel better taste so hideous?

Why is everyone I want to cuddle my sorry for my poorly self so far away?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hubby is asleep and I'm wide awake. What to do?what to do? "

Give him.a.leaky hot water bottle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gavin Henson was potentially the greatest Welsh inside centre of all time but believed his own hype too much.

Not so much a musing really."

A talent wasted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does anything that makes you feel better taste so hideous?

Why is everyone I want to cuddle my sorry for my poorly self so far away?

"

Chocolate isn't hideous...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

Why was Larry so happy?

Why can't you take it with you?

So many questions lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do cougar threads increase around the school holidays?

Have you still got your winkie out Taff?

Is Pooch passed out on the sofa again?

Ha ha to many teeny bopper on here

Yes

And

Yes

"

Thank you, oh wise one

Why is Danny Dyer so sexy?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"What do they do with the bits they take out the middle of polos? "

Why have I got a job punching all the little holes in crumpets

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why does anything that makes you feel better taste so hideous?

Why is everyone I want to cuddle my sorry for my poorly self so far away?

"

Aww guest bad things taste good its part of their naughtiness

Sexton Pooch is developing a teleport system

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evenin taff I was thinkin about you this am. xxx

All kind thoughts I hope "

As always. I was suppin coffee in a local coffee supping place and I was wondering why they don't offer free refills for thisty customers. xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do cougar threads increase around the school holidays?

Have you still got your winkie out Taff?

Is Pooch passed out on the sofa again?

Ha ha to many teeny bopper on here

Yes

And

Yes

Thank you, oh wise one

Why is Danny Dyer so sexy?"

He isn't its a government plot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evenin taff I was thinkin about you this am. xxx

All kind thoughts I hope

As always. I was suppin coffee in a local coffee supping place and I was wondering why they don't offer free refills for thisty customers. xxx"

Mm that's a conundrum I blame Brexit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

Why was Larry so happy?

Why can't you take it with you?

So many questions lol"

The knife so bread could be sliced

Blow job

Too heavy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do cougar threads increase around the school holidays?

Have you still got your winkie out Taff?

Is Pooch passed out on the sofa again?

Ha ha to many teeny bopper on here

Yes

And

Yes

Thank you, oh wise one

Why is Danny Dyer so sexy?

He isn't its a government plot "

No no, he bloody is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do they do with the bits they take out the middle of polos?

Why have I got a job punching all the little holes in crumpets "

Because you have a talent

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

Jaffa Cakes.....biscuit or cake......can never decide......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jaffa Cakes.....biscuit or cake......can never decide......"

Delicious, that's what they are

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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[Removed by poster at 05/01/17 22:17:34]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are the Nannas who knit Shreddies on good money or min' wage?

Will little baby Oleg Kat ever grow up and leave Alexander n Sergei?

Is hard water more difficult to chew than soft?

Is a sneeze a mind fart?

.

.

I'm feeling very random tonight obviously

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

Why was Larry so happy?

Why can't you take it with you?

So many questions lol"

Roller skates

He had holes in his jeans pockets

You can just don't tell any one you have it in the first place

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Why does anything that makes you feel better taste so hideous?

Why is everyone I want to cuddle my sorry for my poorly self so far away?

Aww guest bad things taste good its part of their naughtiness

Sexton Pooch is developing a teleport system "

Work faster Pooch

In the meantime I shall drink this vile green muck and cuddle my pillow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jaffa Cakes.....biscuit or cake......can never decide......"

Cake for tax reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jaffa Cakes.....biscuit or cake......can never decide......

Cake for tax reasons "

That's why they make them in Jersey*

*may not be true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are the Nannas who knit Shreddies on good money or min' wage?

Will little baby Oleg Kat ever grow up and leave Alexander n Sergei?

Is hard water more difficult to chew than soft?

Is a sneeze a mind fart?

.

.

I'm feeling very random tonight obviously

"

Yes but they get a dental plan

No he is a puppet

Yes its more dense

That one is a puzzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jaffa Cakes.....biscuit or cake......can never decide......"

They're cakes because they're soft.

Or are they soft because they're cakes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jaffa Cakes.....biscuit or cake......can never decide......

Cake for tax reasons

That's why they make them in Jersey*

It's a fact *

*may not be true"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jaffa Cakes.....biscuit or cake......can never decide......

They're cakes because they're soft.

Or are they soft because they're cakes?"

yep and tax

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

So if I don't want it but they do but actually I secretly do want what they wanted all along but I didn't want them to know that I wanted what they want because actually it wasn't what they wanted at all.

Should I have it?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why does anything that makes you feel better taste so hideous?

Why is everyone I want to cuddle my sorry for my poorly self so far away?

Aww guest bad things taste good its part of their naughtiness

Sexton Pooch is developing a teleport system

Work faster Pooch

In the meantime I shall drink this vile green muck and cuddle my pillow. "

Aww cwtch on its way xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So if I don't want it but they do but actually I secretly do want what they wanted all along but I didn't want them to know that I wanted what they want because actually it wasn't what they wanted at all.

Should I have it?!"

Yes ,asking as it involves me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was thinking about death and if anyone would actually care if i was gone..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are the Nannas who knit Shreddies on good money or min' wage?

Will little baby Oleg Kat ever grow up and leave Alexander n Sergei?

Is hard water more difficult to chew than soft?

Is a sneeze a mind fart?

.

.

I'm feeling very random tonight obviously

Yes but they get a dental plan

No he is a puppet

Yes its more dense

That one is a puzzle "

I may just be able to sleep easy tonight now. Cheers Taff.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i was thinking about death and if anyone would actually care if i was gone.. "

Yes we would now live live and dance gorgeous, your young and beautiful xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are the Nannas who knit Shreddies on good money or min' wage?

Will little baby Oleg Kat ever grow up and leave Alexander n Sergei?

Is hard water more difficult to chew than soft?

Is a sneeze a mind fart?

.

.

I'm feeling very random tonight obviously

Yes but they get a dental plan

No he is a puppet

Yes its more dense

That one is a puzzle

I may just be able to sleep easy tonight now. Cheers Taff. "

Croeso (Welsh) your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we gaze at the stars because we're human, or are we humans because we gaze at the stars?

But do the stars gaze back? That's the question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was thinking about death and if anyone would actually care if i was gone..

Yes we would now live live and dance gorgeous, your young and beautiful xxx"

lol not planning on going anywhere mind.. but no one on here would know if i croaked it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was thinking about death and if anyone would actually care if i was gone.. "

I'd miss your IG posts because they make me smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do we gaze at the stars because we're human, or are we humans because we gaze at the stars?

But do the stars gaze back? That's the question."

Because we are full.of wonder and never stop being curious .

If it twinkles' its a star if its constant light its a planet ,, and the Clangers live there and they wave back constantly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i was thinking about death and if anyone would actually care if i was gone..

Yes we would now live live and dance gorgeous, your young and beautiful xxx

lol not planning on going anywhere mind.. but no one on here would know if i croaked it lol "

Then message me every day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we gaze at the stars because we're human, or are we humans because we gaze at the stars?

But do the stars gaze back? That's the question.

Because we are full.of wonder and never stop being curious .

If it twinkles' its a star if its constant light its a planet ,, and the Clangers live there and they wave back constantly "

Smartie

Have you never seen Stardust?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was thinking about death and if anyone would actually care if i was gone..

I'd miss your IG posts because they make me smile "

lol was looking at them the other day.. its a right random collection of images haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone ever tell that kid how to get to Sesame Street?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Is squirting wee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do we gaze at the stars because we're human, or are we humans because we gaze at the stars?

But do the stars gaze back? That's the question.

Because we are full.of wonder and never stop being curious .

If it twinkles' its a star if its constant light its a planet ,, and the Clangers live there and they wave back constantly

Smartie

Have you never seen Stardust?"

I am coated in it as are you , we are made of the same stuff as stars

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did anyone ever tell that kid how to get to Sesame Street?"

Yes and I had a marvellous time

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Am I a bit of a cunt because I want to eye roll at a lot of things?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is squirting wee?"

Interesting it may just be unless its from a fairy liquid bottle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I a bit of a cunt because I want to eye roll at a lot of things? "

No your just human and particularly gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we gaze at the stars because we're human, or are we humans because we gaze at the stars?

But do the stars gaze back? That's the question.

Because we are full.of wonder and never stop being curious .

If it twinkles' its a star if its constant light its a planet ,, and the Clangers live there and they wave back constantly

Smartie

Have you never seen Stardust?

I am coated in it as are you , we are made of the same stuff as stars "

The filmmmmm Taffy

Do you think your Instagram would make CnS smile?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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What is athletic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do we gaze at the stars because we're human, or are we humans because we gaze at the stars?

But do the stars gaze back? That's the question.

Because we are full.of wonder and never stop being curious .

If it twinkles' its a star if its constant light its a planet ,, and the Clangers live there and they wave back constantly

Smartie

Have you never seen Stardust?

I am coated in it as are you , we are made of the same stuff as stars

The filmmmmm Taffy

Do you think your Instagram would make CnS smile?"

I love the film and it may do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is athletic?"

Some one who runs around a track with a number on their tummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is squirting wee?

Interesting it may just be unless its from a fairy liquid bottle "

Long complicated medical answer, but short version is yes it's the body's waste water, but without the bad stuff in yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we gaze at the stars because we're human, or are we humans because we gaze at the stars?

But do the stars gaze back? That's the question.

Because we are full.of wonder and never stop being curious .

If it twinkles' its a star if its constant light its a planet ,, and the Clangers live there and they wave back constantly "

And on a clear still night if you listen carefully you can hear them whistle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we gaze at the stars because we're human, or are we humans because we gaze at the stars?

But do the stars gaze back? That's the question.

Because we are full.of wonder and never stop being curious .

If it twinkles' its a star if its constant light its a planet ,, and the Clangers live there and they wave back constantly

Smartie

Have you never seen Stardust?

I am coated in it as are you , we are made of the same stuff as stars

The filmmmmm Taffy

Do you think your Instagram would make CnS smile?

I love the film and it may do "

It's one of my absolute favourites

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is squirting wee?

Interesting it may just be unless its from a fairy liquid bottle

Long complicated medical answer, but short version is yes it's the body's waste water, but without the bad stuff in yet"

So.thats the secret ingredients of fairy liquid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know who put the tribbles in the quadrotricale?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are the Nannas who knit Shreddies on good money or min' wage?

Will little baby Oleg Kat ever grow up and leave Alexander n Sergei?

Is hard water more difficult to chew than soft?

Is a sneeze a mind fart?

.

.

I'm feeling very random tonight obviously

"

If a sneeze is a mind fart, is a brisk stroll a mind cleanse?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do we gaze at the stars because we're human, or are we humans because we gaze at the stars?

But do the stars gaze back? That's the question.

Because we are full.of wonder and never stop being curious .

If it twinkles' its a star if its constant light its a planet ,, and the Clangers live there and they wave back constantly

And on a clear still night if you listen carefully you can hear them whistle"

I love the clangers

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Why do people keep asking if I can get in their bed for a couple hours right now when I am more than happy in my own?

(There is a bed I would get in if they asked )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we gaze at the stars because we're human, or are we humans because we gaze at the stars?

But do the stars gaze back? That's the question.

Because we are full.of wonder and never stop being curious .

If it twinkles' its a star if its constant light its a planet ,, and the Clangers live there and they wave back constantly

And on a clear still night if you listen carefully you can hear them whistle"

That's probably me, I used to whistle quite loudly on my nightly patrols when I was security guard to keep my awake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do people keep asking if I can get in their bed for a couple hours right now when I am more than happy in my own?

(There is a bed I would get in if they asked )"

The cheeky sausages ,, Erm I have a bed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you know who put the tribbles in the quadrotricale? "

Best fucking question. EVER

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you know who put the tribbles in the quadrotricale? "

Pooch says it wasn't him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we get this to 175 posts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we get this to 175 posts?"

Probably

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Why do people keep asking if I can get in their bed for a couple hours right now when I am more than happy in my own?

(There is a bed I would get in if they asked )

The cheeky sausages ,, Erm I have a bed lol "

It's quite rude.

No I don't want to leave my bed to come to yours, you will be most disappointed that I am in my pjs and fluffy socks looking nothing like my photos.

You can come to my bed, I want those cwtches.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we get this to 175 posts?"

Hopefully but the shiraz is kicking in ,,,hic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do people keep asking if I can get in their bed for a couple hours right now when I am more than happy in my own?

(There is a bed I would get in if they asked )

The cheeky sausages ,, Erm I have a bed lol

It's quite rude.

No I don't want to leave my bed to come to yours, you will be most disappointed that I am in my pjs and fluffy socks looking nothing like my photos.

You can come to my bed, I want those cwtches.

"

I have my super ted Jim.jams on and I am on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we get this to 175 posts?

Hopefully but the shiraz is kicking in ,,,hic "

Taff, I am shocked!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we get this to 175 posts?

Hopefully but the shiraz is kicking in ,,,hic

Taff, I am shocked!"

Lol aww I am.off tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people keep asking if I can get in their bed for a couple hours right now when I am more than happy in my own?

(There is a bed I would get in if they asked )

The cheeky sausages ,, Erm I have a bed lol

It's quite rude.

No I don't want to leave my bed to come to yours, you will be most disappointed that I am in my pjs and fluffy socks looking nothing like my photos.

You can come to my bed, I want those cwtches.

"

Shall we leave you two alone? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do folks that watch to much 3D TV get square eyes or cubed eyes???????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do folks that watch to much 3D TV get square eyes or cubed eyes???????

"

No just not out much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you know who put the tribbles in the quadrotricale?

Best fucking question. EVER"

The answer should be, "you hum it son, I'll play it".

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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If people can't put the effort in with their messages should I assume that they are not very good with their fingers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you know who put the tribbles in the quadrotricale?

Best fucking question. EVER

The answer should be, "you hum it son, I'll play it". "

You can play with whatever you like missy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"What do they do with the bits they take out the middle of polos?

Why have I got a job punching all the little holes in crumpets

Because you have a talent "

It used to be ok until Mr Warburton decided to bring out his extra large one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If people can't put the effort in with their messages should I assume that they are not very good with their fingers?"

Yes they have a lack of control of their flanges

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Why do they say like bees around a honey pot when actually the bees would be around the hive making the honey?

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"If people can't put the effort in with their messages should I assume that they are not very good with their fingers?

Yes they have a lack of control of their flanges "

My flange has perfect self control I'll have you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do they say like bees around a honey pot when actually the bees would be around the hive making the honey?"

Because the alternative is flies on poo or bakers on yeast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If people can't put the effort in with their messages should I assume that they are not very good with their fingers?

Yes they have a lack of control of their flanges

My flange has perfect self control I'll have you know "

I may have to verify that in person

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Why do they say like bees around a honey pot when actually the bees would be around the hive making the honey?

Because the alternative is flies on poo or bakers on yeast "

Shitty or kneady...great.

How about tramp on chips?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do they say like bees around a honey pot when actually the bees would be around the hive making the honey?

Because the alternative is flies on poo or bakers on yeast

Shitty or kneady...great.

How about tramp on chips?"

Erm.

A carpenter on dove tail joints

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Why do they say like bees around a honey pot when actually the bees would be around the hive making the honey?

Because the alternative is flies on poo or bakers on yeast

Shitty or kneady...great.

How about tramp on chips?

Erm.

A carpenter on dove tail joints "

A plumber on a leak (i know one who makes more than he fixes )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do they say like bees around a honey pot when actually the bees would be around the hive making the honey?

Because the alternative is flies on poo or bakers on yeast

Shitty or kneady...great.

How about tramp on chips?

Erm.

A carpenter on dove tail joints

A plumber on a leak (i know one who makes more than he fixes )"

Ha ha building up his job

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Why do some things in the building trade sound so sexual?

Impact driver

Ballcock

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Why do some things in the building trade sound so sexual?

Impact driver

Ballcock

"

Screw

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

It's our pups first birthday was it wrong of me to spoil him with home made doggy birthday cake and loads of presents or am I just a softie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do some things in the building trade sound so sexual?

Impact driver

Ballcock

Screw "

Ball pin hammer

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Why do they say like bees around a honey pot when actually the bees would be around the hive making the honey?

Because the alternative is flies on poo or bakers on yeast

Shitty or kneady...great.

How about tramp on chips?

Erm.

A carpenter on dove tail joints

A plumber on a leak (i know one who makes more than he fixes )"

Fear not, I'll be on it like a car bonnet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's our pups first birthday was it wrong of me to spoil him with home made doggy birthday cake and loads of presents or am I just a softie?

"

Heavens no he is part of the family , pooch shares my sofa and my life . Happy birthday pup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's our pups first birthday was it wrong of me to spoil him with home made doggy birthday cake and loads of presents or am I just a softie?

"

My sister got her puppy a fucking advent calendar full of dog treats for each day.

She keeps going to where it was every morning expecting a treat and being disappointed ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do some things in the building trade sound so sexual?

Impact driver

Ballcock

Screw

Ball pin hammer "

HARD hat

Caulk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I a bit of a cunt because I want to eye roll at a lot of things? "

Yes.

Now pull your skirt down, I can see your lunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wondering, if I'm going to be ok shackled to a bed, face down, with under bed restraints on my wrists and ankle.

I'm excited yet panicky, at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do some things in the building trade sound so sexual?

Impact driver

Ballcock

Screw

Ball pin hammer

HARD hat

Caulk"

Two pack filler

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"My sister got her puppy a fucking advent calendar full of dog treats for each day.

She keeps going to where it was every morning expecting a treat and being disappointed ha "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm wondering, if I'm going to be ok shackled to a bed, face down, with under bed restraints on my wrists and ankle.

I'm excited yet panicky, at the same time. "

Depends if you're expecting it. If you wake up like that in a room you've never seen before, I'd say panic

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm wondering, if I'm going to be ok shackled to a bed, face down, with under bed restraints on my wrists and ankle.

I'm excited yet panicky, at the same time. "

You'll love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm wondering, if I'm going to be ok shackled to a bed, face down, with under bed restraints on my wrists and ankle.

I'm excited yet panicky, at the same time.

Depends if you're expecting it. If you wake up like that in a room you've never seen before, I'd say panic "

That's a good way of thinking about it.

I still don't like not being able to move though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm wondering, if I'm going to be ok shackled to a bed, face down, with under bed restraints on my wrists and ankle.

I'm excited yet panicky, at the same time.

You'll love it."

I keep telling myself that

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Is it breezy in Paddington station?

I don't want the whole gaff to see my arse when I go all no knickers next week to collect my package

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"It's our pups first birthday was it wrong of me to spoil him with home made doggy birthday cake and loads of presents or am I just a softie?

Heavens no he is part of the family , pooch shares my sofa and my life . Happy birthday pup "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm wondering, if I'm going to be ok shackled to a bed, face down, with under bed restraints on my wrists and ankle.

I'm excited yet panicky, at the same time. "

Do what makes you feel comfortable xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I a bit of a cunt because I want to eye roll at a lot of things?

Yes.

Now pull your skirt down, I can see your lunch."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it breezy in Paddington station?

I don't want the whole gaff to see my arse when I go all no knickers next week to collect my package "

No knickers to collect a package eh?

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"It's our pups first birthday was it wrong of me to spoil him with home made doggy birthday cake and loads of presents or am I just a softie?

"

No! Stanley my pug gets a stocking from Father Christmas and a birthday cake every year

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Is it breezy in Paddington station?

I don't want the whole gaff to see my arse when I go all no knickers next week to collect my package

No knickers to collect a package eh?

"

So to speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it breezy in Paddington station?

I don't want the whole gaff to see my arse when I go all no knickers next week to collect my package

No knickers to collect a package eh?

So to speak

"

Ahhhh

8======D- - -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm wondering, if I'm going to be ok shackled to a bed, face down, with under bed restraints on my wrists and ankle.

I'm excited yet panicky, at the same time.

Do what makes you feel comfortable xxx"

I don't want to feel comfortable, that's the whole point of it. I'm worried I'll have a panic attack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm wondering, if I'm going to be ok shackled to a bed, face down, with under bed restraints on my wrists and ankle.

I'm excited yet panicky, at the same time.

Do what makes you feel comfortable xxx

I don't want to feel comfortable, that's the whole point of it. I'm worried I'll have a panic attack.

"

That's why you agree a safe word beforehand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm wondering, if I'm going to be ok shackled to a bed, face down, with under bed restraints on my wrists and ankle.

I'm excited yet panicky, at the same time.

Do what makes you feel comfortable xxx

I don't want to feel comfortable, that's the whole point of it. I'm worried I'll have a panic attack.

That's why you agree a safe word beforehand"

I was thinking "Get me out of these fucking thing" would suffice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I have to empty another box...I'll I'll I'll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I have to empty another box...I'll I'll I'll "

Well you shouldn't have moved to that house, that very big house in the country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't sleep

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"What do they do with the bits they take out the middle of polos? "

Make those little travel mints in a tin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't sleep "

I'm too wired on fruit twist tango to try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do they do with the bits they take out the middle of polos?

Make those little travel mints in a tin?

"

Hmmmm possibly....

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