FabSwingers.com forum: help meeeeeeeeee

By *iss_serenity OP Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

can anyone help me?? my internet is truely playing me up, i can hardly load any pages and its driving me mad!

pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! help meeeee!!!!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

wiggle the wire a little bit

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By *evilmentMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

have you tried turning it off and then turning it on again?

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By *iss_serenity OP Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

lol, i have wiggled everything but it don't wanna know.

and yeah, done the reboot thing to.

i may go sit in the corner and cry lol

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By *evilmentMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Whilst I pause for a minute to think of you wiggling everything . . . . . . .

*ahem *

Did you reboot the computer or the router?

Is it a Wi-fi connection or direct port to a modem?

I'd hand you a hankie, but honestly, you don't want one of mine

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By *iss_serenity OP Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

lol, come on now........be serious.......leave the wiggling boobs out of this.....

right, rebooted lappy and i have walk and web dongle thingy. does that help??

bugger, i need to start knocking off a computer repair bloke lol

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By *evilmentMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I'll have you know that wiggling boobs can be a very serious matter indeed

right, so web dongle thingy . . . you'll be on mobile broadband then? Hmmmm

First off you could try an online speed test and see if that's the problem.

Or, check the performance level that your machine is running at - look in the task manager.

Or run a spyware program and see if there's anything clogging up your system.

Or quit downloading so much porn (whaddya mean that's just me?!)

Or start knocking off a computer repair bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the signal strength on your connection, and have you tried it in different parts of your house?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have you tried turning it off and then turning it on again?

do you fancy practising that technique on me when i play up.....pleassssseeeee

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

try the simple things first - clear out all your history memory and cookies and cache memory then reboot, nearly always does the trick for me

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

we fixed pc overnight ,she is ok now

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By *evilmentMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Out of idle curiosity, what was the problem?

D'ment

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Out of idle curiosity, what was the problem?

D'ment"

loads ...about 500 registry probs 200 other misc and connection crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i need computer help, when i start my computer the screen thing just clicks and stays black for ages and ages till the screen comes up!! u think its gonna blow up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i need computer help, when i start my computer the screen thing just clicks and stays black for ages and ages till the screen comes up!! u think its gonna blow up?"

Yep that's what will happen - without a doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am being serioussss whats wrong with it, tell me you comuter geeks

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By *evilmentMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Think I've come across this problem before. It's usually to do with the poor grade of extension cord that's being run to the lamppost outside. Do the streetlamps flicker in sync with the clicking noises?

Alternatively, try running a registry cleaner and also check that the PC isn't first trying to boot from the DVD drive as a first option. Is there a disc in the drive when you're booting up?

D'ment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unilblue Registry Booster is good for that

Gets rid of all the Registry errors and it's approved by Microsoft .. if that counts for anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its not plugged into a street lamp?????? its plugged into a lead thing plug socket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its not plugged into a street lamp?????? its plugged into a lead thing plug socket"

Then there's ya problem !

It needs to be connected into the street lamp - problem is that the current going through your lead plug thingy is too thick and cannot get through the cable

Sheeeesh ! Some folks know nowt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kitty test the socket is working hun, switch it on and then wet ya fingers before ya put em in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that would get rid of the hair problem u ave babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the lead is normal size like other things, excpt my vibe that lead is welllll thick

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By *ansue35Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

have you cleared the history and defraged the pc,

how old is your pc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"kitty test the socket is working hun, switch it on and then wet ya fingers before ya put em in

not even i am that silly, i will just arrange a meet with one of the div's from here and get them do it, some will do anything for a shag ya know lol

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By *evilmentMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"kitty test the socket is working hun, switch it on and then wet ya fingers before ya put em in

That's just wicked! She'll never get her fingers in there. A fork works though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have you cleared the history and defraged the pc,

how old is your pc

i dont know we stopped celebrating it's birthday

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By *evilmentMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"have you cleared the history and defraged the pc,

how old is your pc

i dont know we stopped celebrating it's birthday "

That'll be it then.

It's in the huff

D'ment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have you cleared the history and defraged the pc,

how old is your pc

i dont know we stopped celebrating it's birthday

That'll be it then.

It's in the huff

D'ment"

why do u always sign off with ya name, is it in case yer forget who u are

princess gash reporting in from liverpool still wearing a skoolie outfit and the sun is shining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are u wearing a jumper?

from kitty the hairy minge muff munching chav whore

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By *evilmentMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"why do u always sign off with ya name, is it in case yer forget who u are

princess gash reporting in from liverpool still wearing a skoolie outfit and the sun is shining"

Good question. Can't be the forgetting thing cos it's written on my PJ's. Must be force of habit.

Always just seemed normal for me to sign off on any piece of written communication. . . but since each post is listed under my moniker anyway then it does seem redundant.

Good point, well made.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why do u always sign off with ya name, is it in case yer forget who u are

princess gash reporting in from liverpool still wearing a skoolie outfit and the sun is shining

Good question. Can't be the forgetting thing cos it's written on my PJ's. Must be force of habit.

Always just seemed normal for me to sign off on any piece of written communication. . . but since each post is listed under my moniker anyway then it does seem redundant.

Good point, well made.

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ffs dont cha just hate a guy who talks too much....shut the fook up and shag me

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By *evilmentMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"ffs dont cha just hate a guy who talks too much.."

Oi !

It keeps the tongue exercised. Fingers too if I'm typing (yes I have to talk while I type, same as when I read

)

" ..shut the fook up and shag me "

Ma'am, yes ma'am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ffs dont cha just hate a guy who talks too much..

Oi !

It keeps the tongue exercised. Fingers too if I'm typing (yes I have to talk while I type, same as when I read

)

..shut the fook up and shag me

Ma'am, yes ma'am

god them boots on me sure know how to get manners out of a boy

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