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"People of FAB, we truckers need your help. Many of us modern truckers are modern men, we keep fit, we keep clean, cosy and warm homes on wheels. Many of us shower, brush teeth before bed like normal humans. We fit the bill for many dogging/bit of rough/public fantasy situations. But... Short of becoming a TV celebrity chef whose niche is cooking potato dauphonoisse off my in-cab hob.. What do we have to do to convince you we're not axe murderers?! I asked a couple I met dogging, if they wanted to move it into warmth of lorry. The fear in their eyes! I'd like to think it was the risk of being caught in open that they were after.. But we drove to their house instead! If you ask for vehicle registration you can check on vehicle. Drivers carry ID everywhere. You can play safely and legally almost in public in a truck, yet remain discreet/private. Who knows, you may find a new regular male or female play mate. " Clarky really didn't do you many favours did he ![]() ![]() | |||
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"3 in a cab sounds awfully cramped and hardly conducive to a sexy atmosphere. " gear stick ![]() | |||
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"Because you expect women to come and meet you in your latest layby, as if! ![]() Typo corrected ![]() | |||
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"Must be great cardio,running after fleeing pros/hitchhikers with a heavy axe! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements? ![]() They pee in empty pop bottles, we're buggered ![]() | |||
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements? ![]() You won't be needing the toilet with an axe in your head silly! ![]() | |||
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I just don't want to have sex in a vehicle when I own a bed. Also, most truckers I know both in person (having worked in warehouses) and have talked to on Fabs that enjoy shagging random women in their cabs are cheating on their wives. It's your workplace. Behave like it." Oooooooooooohh I'm single and I can't wait to shag someone on a bench at your local nature reserve... Then murder an axe or three.. Get my self a Yorkie multi pack and call some where's to come sit on my gear stick in an unconducive atmosphere.. Because no real women want me ![]() | |||
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements? ![]() ![]() Doh....silly me!! ![]() | |||
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements? ![]() ![]() ![]() The last part of the HGV test is axe wielding proficiency n disposal of evidence ![]() | |||
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Only artic drivers get that qualification.. I can dispose though.. Ive got an adr license ![]() ![]() | |||
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"People of FAB, we truckers need your help. Many of us modern truckers are modern men, we keep fit, we keep clean, cosy and warm homes on wheels. Many of us shower, brush teeth before bed like normal humans. We fit the bill for many dogging/bit of rough/public fantasy situations. But... Short of becoming a TV celebrity chef whose niche is cooking potato dauphonoisse off my in-cab hob.. What do we have to do to convince you we're not axe murderers?! I asked a couple I met dogging, if they wanted to move it into warmth of lorry. The fear in their eyes! I'd like to think it was the risk of being caught in open that they were after.. But we drove to their house instead! If you ask for vehicle registration you can check on vehicle. Drivers carry ID everywhere. You can play safely and legally almost in public in a truck, yet remain discreet/private. Who knows, you may find a new regular male or female play mate. " Love a trucker ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"People of FAB, we truckers need your help. Many of us modern truckers are modern men, we keep fit, we keep clean, cosy and warm homes on wheels. Many of us shower, brush teeth before bed like normal humans. We fit the bill for many dogging/bit of rough/public fantasy situations. But... Short of becoming a TV celebrity chef whose niche is cooking potato dauphonoisse off my in-cab hob.. What do we have to do to convince you we're not axe murderers?! I asked a couple I met dogging, if they wanted to move it into warmth of lorry. The fear in their eyes! I'd like to think it was the risk of being caught in open that they were after.. But we drove to their house instead! If you ask for vehicle registration you can check on vehicle. Drivers carry ID everywhere. You can play safely and legally almost in public in a truck, yet remain discreet/private. Who knows, you may find a new regular male or female play mate. Love a trucker ![]() ![]() ![]() That's the shit I'm talking about. I love you *fingers are handle tentatively.. | |||
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh aye...what's that then? Asphyxiation,drugging n raping? I'm sorry dude,couldn't think of anything less offensive for the abbreviation......but your taking it well anyway ![]() | |||
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's EU language for hazardous goods, I prefer yours lol | |||
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"People of FAB, we truckers need your help. Many of us modern truckers are modern men, we keep fit, we keep clean, cosy and warm homes on wheels. Many of us shower, brush teeth before bed like normal humans. We fit the bill for many dogging/bit of rough/public fantasy situations. But... Short of becoming a TV celebrity chef whose niche is cooking potato dauphonoisse off my in-cab hob.. What do we have to do to convince you we're not axe murderers?! I asked a couple I met dogging, if they wanted to move it into warmth of lorry. The fear in their eyes! I'd like to think it was the risk of being caught in open that they were after.. But we drove to their house instead! If you ask for vehicle registration you can check on vehicle. Drivers carry ID everywhere. You can play safely and legally almost in public in a truck, yet remain discreet/private. Who knows, you may find a new regular male or female play mate. Love a trucker ![]() ![]() ![]() Where did you use the bathroom and wash? | |||
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"Where did you use the bathroom and wash?" At truckstops probably, they have showers etc ![]() | |||
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"People of FAB, we truckers need your help. Many of us modern truckers are modern men, we keep fit, we keep clean, cosy and warm homes on wheels. Many of us shower, brush teeth before bed like normal humans. We fit the bill for many dogging/bit of rough/public fantasy situations. But... Short of becoming a TV celebrity chef whose niche is cooking potato dauphonoisse off my in-cab hob.. What do we have to do to convince you we're not axe murderers?! I asked a couple I met dogging, if they wanted to move it into warmth of lorry. The fear in their eyes! I'd like to think it was the risk of being caught in open that they were after.. But we drove to their house instead! If you ask for vehicle registration you can check on vehicle. Drivers carry ID everywhere. You can play safely and legally almost in public in a truck, yet remain discreet/private. Who knows, you may find a new regular male or female play mate. Love a trucker ![]() ![]() ![]() If I'd known I'd get that response... ![]() | |||
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha ![]() ![]() | |||
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"C'mon ladies of fab,this guy's taken this roasting well n not spat his dummy once,this surely equates to him being a totally calm n non murdery type of guy......so give him his hole,he probably won't stick an axe in your skull! ![]() But he goes dogging and that's enough to put me off ![]() | |||
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" Eddie Stobart truckers go Dogging. they have a new series out featuring it but I only saw the trailer ![]() ![]() ![]() Crying lmfao! | |||
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"People of FAB, we truckers need your help. Many of us modern truckers are modern men, we keep fit, we keep clean, cosy and warm homes on wheels. Many of us shower, brush teeth before bed like normal humans. We fit the bill for many dogging/bit of rough/public fantasy situations. But... Short of becoming a TV celebrity chef whose niche is cooking potato dauphonoisse off my in-cab hob.. What do we have to do to convince you we're not axe murderers?! I asked a couple I met dogging, if they wanted to move it into warmth of lorry. The fear in their eyes! I'd like to think it was the risk of being caught in open that they were after.. But we drove to their house instead! If you ask for vehicle registration you can check on vehicle. Drivers carry ID everywhere. You can play safely and legally almost in public in a truck, yet remain discreet/private. Who knows, you may find a new regular male or female play mate. Love a trucker ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Juliet? Where for art thou? | |||
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"C'mon ladies of fab,this guy's taken this roasting well n not spat his dummy once,this surely equates to him being a totally calm n non murdery type of guy......so give him his hole,he probably won't stick an axe in your skull! ![]() ![]() Correction.. Used to.. Not still do. | |||
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes that man! You can hitchhike unmolested for a whole month now. My treat. | |||
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"People of FAB, we truckers need your help. Many of us modern truckers are modern men, we keep fit, we keep clean, cosy and warm homes on wheels. Many of us shower, brush teeth before bed like normal humans. We fit the bill for many dogging/bit of rough/public fantasy situations. But... Short of becoming a TV celebrity chef whose niche is cooking potato dauphonoisse off my in-cab hob.. What do we have to do to convince you we're not axe murderers?! I asked a couple I met dogging, if they wanted to move it into warmth of lorry. The fear in their eyes! I'd like to think it was the risk of being caught in open that they were after.. But we drove to their house instead! If you ask for vehicle registration you can check on vehicle. Drivers carry ID everywhere. You can play safely and legally almost in public in a truck, yet remain discreet/private. Who knows, you may find a new regular male or female play mate. Love a trucker ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Who the fucks Juliet? | |||
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"C'mon ladies of fab,this guy's taken this roasting well n not spat his dummy once,this surely equates to him being a totally calm n non murdery type of guy......so give him his hole,he probably won't stick an axe in your skull! ![]() ![]() Oh, apologies ![]() | |||
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"C'mon ladies of fab,this guy's taken this roasting well n not spat his dummy once,this surely equates to him being a totally calm n non murdery type of guy......so give him his hole,he probably won't stick an axe in your skull! ![]() ![]() ![]() I take it back "Avon heath country park, black truck for you daring doggers" ![]() | |||
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"C'mon ladies of fab,this guy's taken this roasting well n not spat his dummy once,this surely equates to him being a totally calm n non murdery type of guy......so give him his hole,he probably won't stick an axe in your skull! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() They're dogging. I'm at work ![]() | |||
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"Must be great cardio,running after fleeing pros/hitchhikers with a heavy axe! ![]() ![]() Laughed at that. I'll meet you OP! I need some exercise... We'd both get a cardio workout with all that running! ![]() | |||
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"C'mon ladies of fab,this guy's taken this roasting well n not spat his dummy once,this surely equates to him being a totally calm n non murdery type of guy......so give him his hole,he probably won't stick an axe in your skull! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's only dogging if I get out right ![]() | |||
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"Must be great cardio,running after fleeing pros/hitchhikers with a heavy axe! ![]() ![]() ![]() Reheheheheaaaaly... *Sharpens axe tentatively again. I do need exercise and chasing after a beautiful woman who was happily cavorting through the Hills of South Wales. Sounds much more fun than debating myself on the forum.. Even if I have to take the axe with me. | |||
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *Gets the hitching thumb out* ![]() | |||
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"Must be great cardio,running after fleeing pros/hitchhikers with a heavy axe! ![]() ![]() ![]() I won't be in heels though. I'll need to wear flats... Oh and out of respect, will you give me a 30 second head start, and breaks to puff on my asthma pump? I'm guessing I'll be a bit out of breath. ![]() | |||
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hey pal! need a lift? Hold this axe. I'm just after that tasty Welsh bit in front, the one with the inhaler, you wanna swing or steer? | |||
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Was gonna say to give me the axe.....I'm a pretty fast runner! ![]() | |||
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() This is sooooo wrong ![]() | |||
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"Must admit ive always wondered about seeing the inside of a truck ![]() ![]() Note to self, buy a truck ![]() | |||
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"Must admit ive always wondered about seeing the inside of a truck ![]() ![]() ![]() oddly enough I gave you a new name on another post and got lost in the flurry of other ladies ![]() | |||
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"Must admit ive always wondered about seeing the inside of a truck ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I noticed, why do you think I came looking ![]() ![]() | |||
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" Eddie Stobart truckers go Dogging. they have a new series out featuring it but I only saw the trailer ![]() ![]() ![]() Eddie Stayhard? | |||
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"Must admit ive always wondered about seeing the inside of a truck ![]() ![]() ![]() If you do make sure it's a Scania or Volvo ![]() | |||
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"Must admit ive always wondered about seeing the inside of a truck ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hell no, I'm getting a Ford F150 ![]() | |||
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"People of FAB, we truckers need your help. Many of us modern truckers are modern men, we keep fit, we keep clean, cosy and warm homes on wheels. Many of us shower, brush teeth before bed like normal humans. We fit the bill for many dogging/bit of rough/public fantasy situations. But... Short of becoming a TV celebrity chef whose niche is cooking potato dauphonoisse off my in-cab hob.. What do we have to do to convince you we're not axe murderers?! I asked a couple I met dogging, if they wanted to move it into warmth of lorry. The fear in their eyes! I'd like to think it was the risk of being caught in open that they were after.. But we drove to their house instead! If you ask for vehicle registration you can check on vehicle. Drivers carry ID everywhere. You can play safely and legally almost in public in a truck, yet remain discreet/private. Who knows, you may find a new regular male or female play mate. " We're meeting a trucker tonight. E is very excited. ![]() | |||
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"People of FAB, we truckers need your help. Many of us modern truckers are modern men, we keep fit, we keep clean, cosy and warm homes on wheels. Many of us shower, brush teeth before bed like normal humans. We fit the bill for many dogging/bit of rough/public fantasy situations. But... Short of becoming a TV celebrity chef whose niche is cooking potato dauphonoisse off my in-cab hob.. What do we have to do to convince you we're not axe murderers?! I asked a couple I met dogging, if they wanted to move it into warmth of lorry. The fear in their eyes! I'd like to think it was the risk of being caught in open that they were after.. But we drove to their house instead! If you ask for vehicle registration you can check on vehicle. Drivers carry ID everywhere. You can play safely and legally almost in public in a truck, yet remain discreet/private. Who knows, you may find a new regular male or female play mate. We're meeting a trucker tonight. E is very excited. ![]() Go you guys! Lol | |||
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