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By *eavenNhell OP   Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Out side of fab in the worst possible way

To start

I take young lady's half my age into the woods and derelict buildings they strip naked.sometimes I tie them up sometimes they cover themselves in mud then I shoot them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I run hot water into a big tub drop a bomb in it then lye in it naked for at least an hour. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out side of fab in the worst possible way

To start

I take young lady's half my age into the woods and derelict buildings they strip naked.sometimes I tie them up sometimes they cover themselves in mud then I shoot them

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I do something similar but I stand at the end of an airport runway. Point a long cylindrical object towards the aeroplanes as they fly by, and shoot them.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I ring it's neck regularly and she loves it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ring it's neck regularly and she loves it "
does she scream like a wailing banshee while you do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sit in front of a screen and yell at Americans,Germans, Australians and people from theuUK and Ireland while trying to shoot them and blow them up.

*note to the NSA/mi5 I'm talking about Call of Duty*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fondle a lot of wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I regularly don a rubber suit and get through copious amounts of sex wax in the search for a perfect ride, normally surrounded by many other like minded optimists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ride it hard in the woods/offroad, sometimes when I'm feeling cheeky in the street

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I ring it's neck regularly and she loves it does she scream like a wailing banshee while you do it? "

No that's me. She just purrrrrrs and asks for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I etch my musings on the corpses of trees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I regularly don a rubber suit and get through copious amounts of sex wax in the search for a perfect ride, normally surrounded by many other like minded optimists "

Similar here. But I use lubricant instead of wax and there's more stroking than riding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dress in skin tight lycra before sitting on a very hard and stiff object. Putting myself through pain to get to the pleasure. All while going as fast as I can.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

thres no nice way to describe mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I twist and turn it so it becomes malleable enough to shape it into whatever I choose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thres no nice way to describe mine!

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that's good as it was asking for the worst way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I twist and turn it so it becomes malleable enough to shape it into whatever I choose "

Glass blower?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I twist and turn it so it becomes malleable enough to shape it into whatever I choose

Glass blower?"

Pottery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine gets wet and sometimes messy

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"thres no nice way to describe mine!

that's good as it was asking for the worst way "

whoops!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I mix things up then wait till it's firm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I twist and turn it so it becomes malleable enough to shape it into whatever I choose

Glass blower?

Pottery?"

I make 3D sculptures out of wire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I regularly don a rubber suit and get through copious amounts of sex wax in the search for a perfect ride, normally surrounded by many other like minded optimists

Similar here. But I use lubricant instead of wax and there's more stroking than riding. "

Ah, I forgot the stroking! Essential for a good firm paddle, otherwise it's just slapping about really isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I twist and turn it so it becomes malleable enough to shape it into whatever I choose

Glass blower?

Pottery?

I make 3D sculptures out of wire "

Interesting, I heard they can actually sell for a lot of money.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I don skin tight trousers, pick up a whip and go for a long hard ride, occasionally I do bareback

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I don skin tight trousers, pick up a whip and go for a long hard ride, occasionally I do bareback "

Are they leather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don skin tight trousers, pick up a whip and go for a long hard ride, occasionally I do bareback "

Every man who read this just fell off their chair...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don skin tight trousers, pick up a whip and go for a long hard ride, occasionally I do bareback "

If I ever die, can I please be reborn as a horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don skin tight trousers, pick up a whip and go for a long hard ride, occasionally I do bareback "

Ahhhhh you bad girl I'm telling xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don skin tight trousers, pick up a whip and go for a long hard ride, occasionally I do bareback

Every man who read this just fell off their chair... "

And a few women. xxx

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"I don skin tight trousers, pick up a whip and go for a long hard ride, occasionally I do bareback

If I ever die, can I please be reborn as a horse "

Ah tushy I'd love you grip you tightly between my thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I twist and turn it so it becomes malleable enough to shape it into whatever I choose

Glass blower?

Pottery?

I make 3D sculptures out of wire

Interesting, I heard they can actually sell for a lot of money."

mine are only medium sized.. I make horses and other animals...it's taken a while but they are finally starting to sell..I do ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don skin tight trousers, pick up a whip and go for a long hard ride, occasionally I do bareback

Every man who read this just fell off their chair...

And a few women. xxx"

I can imagine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fitness...mainly kettlebells and bodyweight exercises, plus i run 2 or 3 times a week..and play footy at the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don skin tight trousers, pick up a whip and go for a long hard ride, occasionally I do bareback

If I ever die, can I please be reborn as a horse

Ah tushy I'd love you grip you tightly between my thighs "

Careful, I might like it there too much and won't be inclined to leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I play with my twangers ..double bass , guitar and as a living too..who says can't mix business with pleasure

As well as scribbling on.people with ink ... tats.

But today I'm dressed in red and blue and shooting my web from.tall buildings ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to make a lot of noise with a lump of wood and some tightened metal wires.

I also like to spend hours contorting my body into all sorts of uncomfortable positions while wielding a socket wrench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I play with my twangers ..double bass , guitar and as a living too..who says can't mix business with pleasure

As well as scribbling on.people with ink ... tats.

But today I'm dressed in red and blue and shooting my web from.tall buildings .. "

I've Been known to hammer on and pull off the odd G string myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fitness...mainly kettlebells and bodyweight exercises, plus i run 2 or 3 times a week..and play footy at the weekend"

you haven't quite got the hang of the thread, have you

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I take my friends in to the woods, then I shoot them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like slide into a tight little hole while wearing a one piece suit. Then holding a long thin pole stroke as fast as I can. With aim of not getting wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dull "

But I enjoy it.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I don't have any hobbies outside fucking random people and talking about it to a bunch of strangers because none of my 'real' friends understand me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine involves a lot of licking and quite often gets very steamy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I use something to get hot and sticky, then carefully finish it with my fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slip into tight Lycra suit and get as wet as possible while using a stroking motion with my arms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I play with my twangers ..double bass , guitar and as a living too..who says can't mix business with pleasure

As well as scribbling on.people with ink ... tats.

But today I'm dressed in red and blue and shooting my web from.tall buildings ..

I've Been known to hammer on and pull off the odd G string myself "

..that's wicked my friend .as we know it all in the wrist , fingers and timing...a hour a day makes permanant if not perfect ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use something to get hot and sticky, then carefully finish it with my fingers."

Sounds very sweet mz honey x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pervert America's true great art form with a magic pencil. The goal is to hang them and people give me money to take them down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take a goodie bag of ropes, harnesses and lots of protection into beautiful remote places looking for my object of desire.

I caress the facial features gently but always prefer to grab hold of big jugs or slip my fingers into a perfect crack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just like reading. Earning money. And Bible study. Don't know what's wrong with yall

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By *eavenNhell OP   Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

ta everyone for getting into the spirit of this made me smile alot

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I try to find out if I have skeletons in my family

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I like watching paint dry. Gloss, emulsion all good and very saucy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dress in tight clothing, mount it and end up breathless and sweaty. I alternate between fast and hard and slow and steady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grab hold of it and pull it back and forth!

Several times!

Rest. Then do it all again

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Out side of fab in the worst possible way

To start

I take young lady's half my age into the woods and derelict buildings they strip naked.sometimes I tie them up sometimes they cover themselves in mud then I shoot them

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I mainly hit things with sticks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy getting dressed up in sexy shiny trousers and coat that rustle when you walk. Go to a secret hideaway in the woods and spy on males and females.

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By *eavenNhell OP   Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

i have a freind who can get 16 hands between her legs and she can enjoys doing this bareback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I search through trees and roots

G x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go outside in the middle of nowhere. Sometimes in a forest and get hot, sweaty and muddy and come home with a sore arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dress in tight clothing, mount it and end up breathless and sweaty. I alternate between fast and hard and slow and steady "
sounds like a similar hobby to mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do mine in front of other people usually in odd clothes, and they pay to see me do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I control half ton beasts with my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use steam to mould things into the shape I want and keep them that way with glue and a hairdryer. Sometimes I'll use leather, sometimes velvet, or sometimes lace, and each has subtle differences in treatment.

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By *boro_cpleCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Over here... it's mostly flashing, blinking, moving and touching things with a very hot rigid stick until they melt and make a mess all over the hole Im aiming at .

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By *errysMan
over a year ago

milton keynes and kent

I cruise and look for bouys (please note the spelling)

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By *reygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

kinky fuckers .enjoy cup of tea and chockie bickie

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I get my instrument out

Wrap my fingers around it

And give it a good blow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to lick and flick my finger......

as I turn the next page in my book.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I regularly don a rubber suit and get through copious amounts of sex wax in the search for a perfect ride, normally surrounded by many other like minded optimists "

And the mask with the long nose right?

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By *ookworm258Man
over a year ago

Wythenshawe

I have to get on my hands and knees in tight holes, getting hot and sweaty in close proximity to others while banging my head on hard poles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cut. I blend. I fry. I give to people. Even to rude people.

It's yummy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shoot people with plastic balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out side of fab in the worst possible way

To start

I take young lady's half my age into the woods and derelict buildings they strip naked.sometimes I tie them up sometimes they cover themselves in mud then I shoot them

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Writing shit about men who take crap photographs of naked ladies half their age in the woods.

Oh no wait... That's my job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice walk outside in the buff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shoot people with plastic balls. "

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out side of fab in the worst possible way

To start

I take young lady's half my age into the woods and derelict buildings they strip naked.sometimes I tie them up sometimes they cover themselves in mud then I shoot them

Writing shit about men who take crap photographs of naked ladies half their age in the woods.

Oh no wait... That's my job!"

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I play with myself and tie myself up in knots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shoot animals

Yes I genuinely shoot animals, with a gun

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I don't have any hobbies outside fucking random people and talking about it to a bunch of strangers because none of my 'real' friends understand me "

You sure

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I go to a place where I take off most of my clothes and then get very, very wet whilst talking to random strangers

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I shoot animals

Yes I genuinely shoot animals, with a gun "

As a hobby?

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

I put my high heels on and do it to music until I'm hot, sweaty and breathless and all my muscles ache

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I bang the hell out of things with my semi.

T

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By *vadownMan
over a year ago

Wickham

I squeeze into a rubber suit and jump in the sea (normally freezing cold) and get out of breath playing around on a piece of fiberglass, always ends in smile

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I slide into my long leather boots and take 600kg of pulsating muscle between my thighs, and persuade him to cavort with me until we are both sweaty and spent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shoot people with plastic balls.

Me too!"
my balls are only 6mm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another of my hobbies, I take a 12 gauge shotgun into a field and shoot birds that whizz through the air.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i don a leather suit and ride them hard, sometimes iv'e even do things that are illegal on them.

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots


"I cruise and look for bouys (please note the spelling)"

Did you find any bouys????

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

I put them in body bags while they are still breathing

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town


"I don skin tight trousers, pick up a whip and go for a long hard ride, occasionally I do bareback "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I collect the severed heads of Marvel characters.

(Well just the masks and helmets )

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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago

Southampton

I find a partner put our harnesses on and we pull on some rubber. Then we get some rope and tie ourselves up. Then pull and tug our way to the climax maybe grabbing some jugs or fisting a crack or forcing my nuts into a tight cranny on the way.

Always ensuring we have plenty of protection

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Dax likes to get his knee down

I like it to put the lotion in the basket.....PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!!

now make me a cuppa so i can enjoy the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking up band names.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I collect and use a certain type of electrical items dated from 1978-modern day, all shapes, sizes and makes.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm a part time zombie hunter nothing beat shooting there brains out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spend ages pouring water into a bucket and then wait weeks until I can pour it into bottles to then wait more weeks until I can drink the contents of the bottles

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

I use multi million dollar satellites to find Tupperware in the woods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hit balls very hard into little holes.

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