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the science of why you're not getting laid, men.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

this was in the news tody, do you agree with it ladies or not?

Are you on the hunt for a man who is guaranteed to give you an orgasm every time you have sex?

Well, we have good news! A team of scientists have been doing the hard work for you — and reckon they’ve found the magic equation for bedtime bliss.

Researchers at the University of Albany have been quizzing young women in heterosexual relationships about their sex lives — and, importantly, how intensely and frequently they experience the big O.

The scientists then looked at the partner’s traits — including income, personality, sense of humor, looks and body measurements.

They also asked the ladies to rate their partner’s looks.

The study found that women were more likely to climax if their partners were rich, confident and attractive — while the intensity of their orgasms also depended on how good-looking their man is.

Ladies who found their fella attractive had more intense orgasms, while a man’s broad shoulders were also found to be related to sexual satisfaction.

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Researchers also found that it really is possible to laugh a woman into bed — with women having more regular sex, and more frequent orgasms, with funny men.

The researchers wrote: “Orgasm intensity was related to how attracted (women) were to their partners, how many times they had sex per week and ratings of sexual satisfaction.”

“Those with partners who their friends rated as more attractive also tended to have more intense orgasms.”

“Sexual satisfaction was related to how physically attracted women were to their partner and the breadth of his shoulders.”

“Their partner’s sense of humor not only predicted his self-confidence and family income, but it also predicted women’s propensity to initiate sex, how often they had sex and it enhanced their orgasm frequency in comparison with other partners.”

Apparently, there’s an evolutionary reason behind why women enjoy sex with fit, strong, funny guys — they should breed more “successful” kids.

But fear not, guys, it’s all down to perspective — and how attractive and hilarious each woman finds her own partner, rather than how likely he is to become a professional model or comedian.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

El Capitan

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"The study found that women were more likely to climax if their partners were rich..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh bugger, no hope for me as a poor, plain, self-deprecating, overweight geezer with a sense of humour triple bypass

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

What a load of pish. Was this in the Daily Fail?

My FWB is unemployed, slim of shoulder and my mates think he's a bit of a chump and some of the best orgasms I've had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a load of pish. Was this in the Daily Fail?

My FWB is unemployed, slim of shoulder and my mates think he's a bit of a chump and some of the best orgasms I've had "

There's hope for us all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I've got broad shoulders... #justsaying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't care if they're not rich, but good-looking and broad shoulders/V-shaped slender body, oh yes!

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

This article made me snort with laughter when my other half sent it to me. I think most people would agree that that they have better sex with partners they respect or hold in high regard and what that means is subjective, dependant on the viewpoint of each person.

Now where are all those rich, gorgeous hunk-a-lunks at?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Checked this with Twirl. She agrees with the article and claims to have several orgasms most days

Come to think of it she didn't say who with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this was in the news tody, do you agree with it ladies or not?

Are you on the hunt for a man who is guaranteed to give you an orgasm every time you have sex?

Well, we have good news! A team of scientists have been doing the hard work for you — and reckon they’ve found the magic equation for bedtime bliss.

Researchers at the University of Albany have been quizzing young women in heterosexual relationships about their sex lives — and, importantly, how intensely and frequently they experience the big O.

The scientists then looked at the partner’s traits — including income, personality, sense of humor, looks and body measurements.

They also asked the ladies to rate their partner’s looks.

The study found that women were more likely to climax if their partners were rich, confident and attractive — while the intensity of their orgasms also depended on how good-looking their man is.

Ladies who found their fella attractive had more intense orgasms, while a man’s broad shoulders were also found to be related to sexual satisfaction.

Related Video

2:14

2016 was a sexually innovative year

Researchers also found that it really is possible to laugh a woman into bed — with women having more regular sex, and more frequent orgasms, with funny men.

The researchers wrote: “Orgasm intensity was related to how attracted (women) were to their partners, how many times they had sex per week and ratings of sexual satisfaction.”

“Those with partners who their friends rated as more attractive also tended to have more intense orgasms.”

“Sexual satisfaction was related to how physically attracted women were to their partner and the breadth of his shoulders.”

“Their partner’s sense of humor not only predicted his self-confidence and family income, but it also predicted women’s propensity to initiate sex, how often they had sex and it enhanced their orgasm frequency in comparison with other partners.”

Apparently, there’s an evolutionary reason behind why women enjoy sex with fit, strong, funny guys — they should breed more “successful” kids.

But fear not, guys, it’s all down to perspective — and how attractive and hilarious each woman finds her own partner, rather than how likely he is to become a professional model or comedian."

I here scientists such as yourself are looking for live subjects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it's not rocket science, straight over 60 and white.

If I was an atractive lady boy, I would need a p.a. to cope with the mail.

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By *unmeisterMan
over a year ago

London & West Midlands

You're easily pleased.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

sorry, got really busy and didn't come back on fab.

i can't find a similar study about what men like and that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is hope then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a load of pish. Was this in the Daily Fail?

My FWB is unemployed, slim of shoulder and my mates think he's a bit of a chump and some of the best orgasms I've had "

The plural of anecdote is not data. The story says 'more likely' to have better orgasms with men like that. It's not definitely

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

I am fucked :

- Slim shoulders but broad hips

- Third hand car

- As funny as a funeral

- No friends ( not even ugly ones...)

Fucking scientists !!!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Checked this with Twirl. She agrees with the article and claims to have several orgasms most days

Come to think of it she didn't say who with "

Love it!

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"sorry, got really busy and didn't come back on fab.

i can't find a similar study about what men like and that. "

We don't need a scientific study for that though do we?

1. Breathing (mostly).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

loads of funny replies, as always.

thanks for helping Sidney University with our research.

idk if it's all true. just i do see a lot of people saying most of those things or at least some of them. but never heard the broad shoulders before.

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

I have been laugh into bed a few times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been laugh into bed a few times

"

so I've heard

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"this was in the news tody, do you agree with it ladies or not?

Are you on the hunt for a man who is guaranteed to give you an orgasm every time you have sex?

Well, we have good news! A team of scientists have been doing the hard work for you — and reckon they’ve found the magic equation for bedtime bliss.

Researchers at the University of Albany have been quizzing young women in heterosexual relationships about their sex lives — and, importantly, how intensely and frequently they experience the big O.

The scientists then looked at the partner’s traits — including income, personality, sense of humor, looks and body measurements.

They also asked the ladies to rate their partner’s looks.

The study found that women were more likely to climax if their partners were rich, confident and attractive — while the intensity of their orgasms also depended on how good-looking their man is.

Ladies who found their fella attractive had more intense orgasms, while a man’s broad shoulders were also found to be related to sexual satisfaction.

Related Video

2:14

2016 was a sexually innovative year

Researchers also found that it really is possible to laugh a woman into bed — with women having more regular sex, and more frequent orgasms, with funny men.

The researchers wrote: “Orgasm intensity was related to how attracted (women) were to their partners, how many times they had sex per week and ratings of sexual satisfaction.”

“Those with partners who their friends rated as more attractive also tended to have more intense orgasms.”

“Sexual satisfaction was related to how physically attracted women were to their partner and the breadth of his shoulders.”

“Their partner’s sense of humor not only predicted his self-confidence and family income, but it also predicted women’s propensity to initiate sex, how often they had sex and it enhanced their orgasm frequency in comparison with other partners.”

Apparently, there’s an evolutionary reason behind why women enjoy sex with fit, strong, funny guys — they should breed more “successful” kids.

But fear not, guys, it’s all down to perspective — and how attractive and hilarious each woman finds her own partner, rather than how likely he is to become a professional model or comedian."
people got paid for doing that research.. and with so many homeless in the world..sad isnt it?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not good looking or funny. I'm funny looking! Best of both worlds. I wonder if I need shoulder pads or will the chip on my shoulder suffice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"this was in the news tody, do you agree with it ladies or not?

Are you on the hunt for a man who is guaranteed to give you an orgasm every time you have sex?

Well, we have good news! A team of scientists have been doing the hard work for you — and reckon they’ve found the magic equation for bedtime bliss.

Researchers at the University of Albany have been quizzing young women in heterosexual relationships about their sex lives — and, importantly, how intensely and frequently they experience the big O.

The scientists then looked at the partner’s traits — including income, personality, sense of humor, looks and body measurements.

They also asked the ladies to rate their partner’s looks.

The study found that women were more likely to climax if their partners were rich, confident and attractive — while the intensity of their orgasms also depended on how good-looking their man is.

Ladies who found their fella attractive had more intense orgasms, while a man’s broad shoulders were also found to be related to sexual satisfaction.

Related Video

2:14

2016 was a sexually innovative year

Researchers also found that it really is possible to laugh a woman into bed — with women having more regular sex, and more frequent orgasms, with funny men.

The researchers wrote: “Orgasm intensity was related to how attracted (women) were to their partners, how many times they had sex per week and ratings of sexual satisfaction.”

“Those with partners who their friends rated as more attractive also tended to have more intense orgasms.”

“Sexual satisfaction was related to how physically attracted women were to their partner and the breadth of his shoulders.”

“Their partner’s sense of humor not only predicted his self-confidence and family income, but it also predicted women’s propensity to initiate sex, how often they had sex and it enhanced their orgasm frequency in comparison with other partners.”

Apparently, there’s an evolutionary reason behind why women enjoy sex with fit, strong, funny guys — they should breed more “successful” kids.

But fear not, guys, it’s all down to perspective — and how attractive and hilarious each woman finds her own partner, rather than how likely he is to become a professional model or comedian.people got paid for doing that research.. and with so many homeless in the world..sad isnt it?..."

they were researching cervical cancer and just found out this stuff as well.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"this was in the news tody, do you agree with it ladies or not?

Are you on the hunt for a man who is guaranteed to give you an orgasm every time you have sex?

Well, we have good news! A team of scientists have been doing the hard work for you — and reckon they’ve found the magic equation for bedtime bliss.

Researchers at the University of Albany have been quizzing young women in heterosexual relationships about their sex lives — and, importantly, how intensely and frequently they experience the big O.

The scientists then looked at the partner’s traits — including income, personality, sense of humor, looks and body measurements.

They also asked the ladies to rate their partner’s looks.

The study found that women were more likely to climax if their partners were rich, confident and attractive — while the intensity of their orgasms also depended on how good-looking their man is.

Ladies who found their fella attractive had more intense orgasms, while a man’s broad shoulders were also found to be related to sexual satisfaction.

Related Video

2:14

2016 was a sexually innovative year

Researchers also found that it really is possible to laugh a woman into bed — with women having more regular sex, and more frequent orgasms, with funny men.

The researchers wrote: “Orgasm intensity was related to how attracted (women) were to their partners, how many times they had sex per week and ratings of sexual satisfaction.”

“Those with partners who their friends rated as more attractive also tended to have more intense orgasms.”

“Sexual satisfaction was related to how physically attracted women were to their partner and the breadth of his shoulders.”

“Their partner’s sense of humor not only predicted his self-confidence and family income, but it also predicted women’s propensity to initiate sex, how often they had sex and it enhanced their orgasm frequency in comparison with other partners.”

Apparently, there’s an evolutionary reason behind why women enjoy sex with fit, strong, funny guys — they should breed more “successful” kids.

But fear not, guys, it’s all down to perspective — and how attractive and hilarious each woman finds her own partner, rather than how likely he is to become a professional model or comedian.people got paid for doing that research.. and with so many homeless in the world..sad isnt it?..."

Any more than people getting paid for running swingers clubs?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


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Ladies who found their fella attractive had more intense orgasms, "

As opposed to those shagging someone they were not attracted too lol???

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I'm funny..........looking....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They forgot to mention that most are not into men who spends their time in the gym lol.

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Was the study a survey in the back of 50 shades of grey by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next week there will be a new study done by Sheffield university stating men with small penises and no hair under 5 foot with a pot belly make the best lovers

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Is the university of Albany in any way linked with the university of Sydney?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is the university of Albany in any way linked with the university of Sydney? "

kind of. i studied there first.

there are places going in the sexology department right now, if anyone wants to apply?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Next week there will be a new study done by Sheffield university stating men with small penises and no hair under 5 foot with a pot belly make the best lovers"

I'm personally sponsoring that research. I shall not use my influence to skew the results....

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton


"I have been laugh into bed a few times

so I've heard"

All good I hope?

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