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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am sat on the mong central bus and I am wondering why buses smell of wee?? It's gross on this hot day.., and no I have not wet myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think its a westmidland travel thing they all stink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After each days use, each bus goes thru a gigantic bus wash and a team of knomes clean inside, they often get confused with the fabric disinfectant spray and the bottles of urine the bus drivers fill (often lack of public conviences on route ya know) and hence the smell of pee.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"After each days use, each bus goes thru a gigantic bus wash and a team of knomes clean inside, they often get confused with the fabric disinfectant spray and the bottles of urine the bus drivers fill (often lack of public conviences on route ya know) and hence the smell of pee. "

Wow. That sounded just like one of my answers, so it must be true.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

They smell of wee because people keep pissing on them.

I know I do!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

In the space of walking up the high street I have been annoyed by 3 of them have you got a minute people. 3 people asking for a fag. 2 people asking for money grrrrr

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Ours don't they have teles too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After each days use, each bus goes thru a gigantic bus wash and a team of knomes clean inside, they often get confused with the fabric disinfectant spray and the bottles of urine the bus drivers fill (often lack of public conviences on route ya know) and hence the smell of pee.

Wow. That sounded just like one of my answers, so it must be true. "

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"In the space of walking up the high street I have been annoyed by 3 of them have you got a minute people. 3 people asking for a fag. 2 people asking for money grrrrr"

Buses smelling of wee want money and fags?

This thread is more surreal than me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eh, how did this get on again, there must be a man and a time machine afoot

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

just think of me on the train for 3 hours tomorrow!!!

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By *athnBobCouple
over a year ago

sandwell

Just spent 2 days using public transport whilst my car had some work done.... total of 6 hours travelling to do trips I could have done in my car in under 1 hour. NEVER AGAIN... My 'classic' that is in storage comes out next time

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

OMG I am scared never am I going to where I went again... Give you a hint they used to make saddles.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After each days use, each bus goes thru a gigantic bus wash and a team of knomes clean inside, they often get confused with the fabric disinfectant spray and the bottles of urine the bus drivers fill (often lack of public conviences on route ya know) and hence the smell of pee. "
should wash that area as well lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"OMG I am scared never am I going to where I went again... Give you a hint they used to make saddles....... "

I'm rubbish at guessing games... A Locksmiths?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG I am scared never am I going to where I went again... Give you a hint they used to make saddles....... "

Walsall is not that bad

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"OMG I am scared never am I going to where I went again... Give you a hint they used to make saddles.......

Walsall is not that bad "

Ohhhhhhhhhh it is I don't think anyone works there they were all drinking tennants super and that was the women! with their babies..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG I am scared never am I going to where I went again... Give you a hint they used to make saddles.......

Walsall is not that bad

Ohhhhhhhhhh it is I don't think anyone works there they were all drinking tennants super and that was the women! with their babies.......... "

The babies were drinking Tennants Super? Wow! Rough area!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"OMG I am scared never am I going to where I went again... Give you a hint they used to make saddles.......

Walsall is not that bad

Ohhhhhhhhhh it is I don't think anyone works there they were all drinking tennants super and that was the women! with their babies..........

The babies were drinking Tennants Super? Wow! Rough area! "

Nooooooo I just read what I put... opps

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Can you not just spray the people with Evian.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Can you not just spray the people with Evian.

"

I aint posh grew up in South London ffs. However I would like to think I have class and not a chav....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crap I am in Wallsall tomorrow .

Still it's close to chams, so I will ignore all the people drinking, and just head for the carpark :D

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Can you not just spray the people with Evian.

I aint posh grew up in South London ffs. However I would like to think I have class and not a chav.... "

lol... well instead of an Evian aerosol spray... just shake a bottle of soda water and take the top off.

same really x

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Can you not just spray the people with Evian.

I aint posh grew up in South London ffs. However I would like to think I have class and not a chav....

lol... well instead of an Evian aerosol spray... just shake a bottle of soda water and take the top off.

same really x"

hahahaahahahahaha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG I am scared never am I going to where I went again... Give you a hint they used to make saddles.......

Walsall is not that bad

Ohhhhhhhhhh it is I don't think anyone works there they were all drinking tennants super and that was the women! with their babies..........

The babies were drinking Tennants Super? Wow! Rough area!

Nooooooo I just read what I put... opps "

*Giggles*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could be old people ....... could be really young kids ...... weeing on seats not nice x i would feel ill .. cant stand smell of wee ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you not just spray the people with Evian.

I aint posh grew up in South London ffs. However I would like to think I have class and not a chav.... "

Hey lady! I was born in the South London Hospital for Women & Children don't you know, and I'm dead posh me! My Ugg boots and velour track suit is for weekends only!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Can you not just spray the people with Evian.

I aint posh grew up in South London ffs. However I would like to think I have class and not a chav....

Hey lady! I was born in the South London Hospital for Women & Children don't you know, and I'm dead posh me! My Ugg boots and velour track suit is for weekends only! "

I was born in King college in Camberwell.... least the ugg boots are not fakes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its ur OAPs and d*unks peeing on seats is cause of the smell. just one of the things us poor drivers have to put up with.

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"In the space of walking up the high street I have been annoyed by 3 of them have you got a minute people. 3 people asking for a fag. 2 people asking for money grrrrr"

Try waving a large handgun around as you walk, that tends to keep them away!

On the downside you do get to met lots of Policemen! (Or maybe you like a fella in uniform!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you not just spray the people with Evian.

I aint posh grew up in South London ffs. However I would like to think I have class and not a chav....

Hey lady! I was born in the South London Hospital for Women & Children don't you know, and I'm dead posh me! My Ugg boots and velour track suit is for weekends only!

I was born in King college in Camberwell.... least the ugg boots are not fakes... "

Two of my kids born there, one died there, I have my own parking I'm there so often! Could be worst...Maudsley across the road!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Can you not just spray the people with Evian.

I aint posh grew up in South London ffs. However I would like to think I have class and not a chav....

Hey lady! I was born in the South London Hospital for Women & Children don't you know, and I'm dead posh me! My Ugg boots and velour track suit is for weekends only!

I was born in King college in Camberwell.... least the ugg boots are not fakes...

Two of my kids born there, one died there, I have my own parking I'm there so often! Could be worst...Maudsley across the road! "

haha strange I used to work at Maudsley when I was doing my training.. Only been up here 3 yrs I really miss London..

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