FabSwingers.com forum: Wednesday is 0 meet club

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right it's that time of the week again people. 0 meet club is open. Our fearless leader has moved on so I will be your host from now on. I might redecorate but we'll what sort of funds he's left behind.

Club rules

You can only join in 1 of 2 ways.

1 ... if your last meet OF ANY SORT was at least a month ago (30 days).

2... you could meet someone who is already part of 0 meet club or someone who has not had a meet yet

Have fun all

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Hi op

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi op

MrsSB

Hola Mrs SB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi op

MrsSB

Mrs SB you can't join lol

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Looks like I meet the club membership criteria.

Is there a VIP area and Jacuzzi in this club

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Hi op

MrsSB

Mrs SB you can't join lol "

But I want to meet op

That's discrimination.

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By *annylickerMan
over a year ago

Chester-le-Street

My last meet was Nov, does that count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi op

MrsSB

Mrs SB you can't join lol

But I want to meet op

That's discrimination.

Just the op lol I'm sure that discrimination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last meet was August so definitely qualify. Not for the want of trying either..

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Morning.

No meet in 2017

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There is a VIP area but we've only just put the floor down so no sex in there yet.

Still waiting for the jacuzzi to be plumbed in. Finding a plumber at this time of the year is a nightmare.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cannylicker you're in

Mr S2016 welcome to the club.

Honey - you might have been able to flutter your way around seeside but the new management is here now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not met anyone this year...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've not met anyone this year...

The arse award is drawing them like butterflies then?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

A social or meet maybe even at a club ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cannylicker you're in

Mr S2016 welcome to the club.

Honey - you might have been able to flutter your way around seeside but the new management is here now..."
do I get a badge or anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cannylicker you're in

Mr S2016 welcome to the club.

Honey - you might have been able to flutter your way around seeside but the new management is here now... do I get a badge or anything "

No but I'm working on a chant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A social or meet maybe even at a club ? "

If the meet is external to Fab then past evidence suggests you're in.

Alternatively if you are proposing to take our eligible gents on you can come in as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've not met anyone this year...

The arse award is drawing them like butterflies then?

I'm still waiting for the winners party.

You did read the small print didn't you? You're supposed to organise that as well.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Cannylicker you're in

Mr S2016 welcome to the club.

Honey - you might have been able to flutter your way around seeside but the new management is here now..."

But but....you are strict I like it.

How about I look at the people in the club and offer them coffee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've not met anyone this year...

The arse award is drawing them like butterflies then?

I'm still waiting for the winners party.

You did read the small print didn't you? You're supposed to organise that as well."

Damn that Kinky-Minx - that was the bit she was covering over when I signed up!

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By *annylickerMan
over a year ago

Chester-le-Street

Whoo hoo, in the club. Who's the 1st round on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cannylicker you're in

Mr S2016 welcome to the club.

Honey - you might have been able to flutter your way around seeside but the new management is here now...

But but....you are strict I like it.

How about I look at the people in the club and offer them coffee?

0 meet club barista is yours. Welcome to the team

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"A social or meet maybe even at a club ?

If the meet is external to Fab then past evidence suggests you're in.

Alternatively if you are proposing to take our eligible gents on you can come in as well

Sorry I will rephrase that,

I'm up for a social/meet with a local-ish Woman, Either single or part of a couple

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Cannylicker you're in

Mr S2016 welcome to the club.

Honey - you might have been able to flutter your way around seeside but the new management is here now...

But but....you are strict I like it.

How about I look at the people in the club and offer them coffee?

0 meet club barista is yours. Welcome to the team

I promise not to let them touch my bean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No meet for me yet today. There are 16 hours left though

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"No meet for me yet today. There are 16 hours left though

Coffee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A social or meet maybe even at a club ?

If the meet is external to Fab then past evidence suggests you're in.

Alternatively if you are proposing to take our eligible gents on you can come in as well

Sorry I will rephrase that,

I'm up for a social/meet with a local-ish Woman, Either single or part of a couple "

Very generous of you. It's that sort of spirit that won two world wars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*walks in, sits down, starts contemplating the universe*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i join

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get a hot chocolate Honey?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Can I get a hot chocolate Honey?"

Sure you can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Welcome gents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get a hot chocolate Honey?

Sure you can

Thanks, loving the dungers btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No meet for me yet today. There are 16 hours left though

Coffee?

2pm under the clock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I might be asked to leave, last meet was 28 days ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think I might be asked to leave, last meet was 28 days ago

That was sneaky. Unless you're offering to help one of the other lads out?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"No meet for me yet today. There are 16 hours left though

Coffee?

2pm under the clock? "

Are you trying to get me fired? As long as you don't touch my bean I'm sure we will be allowed.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Can I join please? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I join please? Xx"

Under rule 1 it's a no I'm afraid

Rule 2 an option? Plenty of fine gentlemen here already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right it's that time of the week again people. 0 meet club is open. Our fearless leader has moved on so I will be your host from now on. I might redecorate but we'll what sort of funds he's left behind.

Club rules

You can only join in 1 of 2 ways.

1 ... if your last meet OF ANY SORT was at least a month ago (30 days).

2... you could meet someone who is already part of 0 meet club or someone who has not had a meet yet

Have fun all "

Seeside's gone?

Fuck. Nice chap.

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We qualify. Is there an initiation ceremony?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've not met anyone this year...

It's only 4 days in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo honey bee. Tea please. Milk, two sugars.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Has seaside gone ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has seaside gone ?"

He met someone in the real world

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Has seaside gone ?

He met someone in the real world

Awwww well good luck to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has seaside gone ?

He met someone in the real world

That makes me happy!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Yo honey bee. Tea please. Milk, two sugars. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm part of the 0 meets for 8 months club. That count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We qualify. Is there an initiation ceremony?

There is yes. Do you have any animal costumes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm part of the 0 meets for 8 months club. That count?"

Welcome along. Someone will be around to take a drink order soon

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I'll just help Miss Honey with the drinks orders, my membership isn't valid.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Has seaside gone ?

He met someone in the real world

Good for him. Seemed a really nice chap.

We qualify for the club. Though it was through choice as have been pretty busy.

Jack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll just help Miss Honey with the drinks orders, my membership isn't valid."

Plenty of blokes looking for a hand...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0 meets here can i join please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah good you are here, I fell asleep in the broom cupboard last week, been locked in here ever since....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet free here too...I'll take a hot chocolate also please Miss H

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah good you are here, I fell asleep in the broom cupboard last week, been locked in here ever since...."

I wondered where all the dust had come from...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No meet for me yet today. There are 16 hours left though

I think I could fit you under my desk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh me me

I had a social yesterday.

So will I get kicked out?

Willing to help others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No meets for me since end of Nov. The bow on my knickers is gathering dust

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh me me

I had a social yesterday.

So will I get kicked out?

Willing to help others.

Thank you - most kind.

Between you and me it was becoming a bit of a sausage fest.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I haven't meet since November and that was only a social - and a snog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No meet for me yet today. There are 16 hours left though

I think I could fit you under my desk

Ooh pink Wednesday I see..

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

No meet since September.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No meet since September. "

Then come on in and make yourself at home

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"No meets for me since end of Nov. The bow on my knickers is gathering dust "

To quote an old manager of mine

"I'd knock the dust off that!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi *waves*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hi *waves*"

*waves back*

Hello, can I help you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hi *waves*

*waves back*

Hello, can I help you?"

Im just a badge and sash collector... does this group give those out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hi *waves*

*waves back*

Hello, can I help you?

Im just a badge and sash collector... does this group give those out?"

Sashes! Doh! Knew I'd forgotten something

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I've never met on a Wednesday. Surely that counts

xxxxx Suzi

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Where's Seeside?

I was hoping to meet him and break his dry spell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No meets here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where's Seeside?

I was hoping to meet him and break his dry spell"

Apparently it is possible to meet someone outside Fab.

Who'd have thunk it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has seaside gone ?

He met someone in the real world

That makes me happy! "

Same here.

He seemed like a really good gut.

Pleased for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has seaside gone ?

He met someone in the real world

That makes me happy!

Same here.

He seemed like a really good gut.

Pleased for him.

*guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm part of the 0 meets for 8 months club. That count?

Welcome along. Someone will be around to take a drink order soon"

A fireball wiskey and ginger ale mixer please Garçon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm part of the 0 meets for 8 months club. That count?

Welcome along. Someone will be around to take a drink order soon

A fireball wiskey and ginger ale mixer please Garçon!"

This time of day? Why not? My club is your club

Honey - get the man his drink please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm part of the 0 meets for 8 months club. That count?

Welcome along. Someone will be around to take a drink order soon

A fireball wiskey and ginger ale mixer please Garçon!

This time of day? Why not? My club is your club

Honey - get the man his drink please?"

Im a student. Got a reputation to uphold

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Where's Seeside?

I was hoping to meet him and break his dry spell

Apparently it is possible to meet someone outside Fab.

Who'd have thunk it?"

Sorry, what?

Seeside went UNLOS?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where's Seeside?

I was hoping to meet him and break his dry spell

Apparently it is possible to meet someone outside Fab.

Who'd have thunk it?

Sorry, what?

Seeside went UNLOS?"

Hell no. The big dog is 'keeping his options open'.

I am still waiting to use 'let the tache see the gash' but might not get the chance.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Seeside's met someone?

That's so lovely! If anyone's still in touch please tell him I'm delighted for him!

New club new rules!

I haven't had a new meet all year!

I'm in!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Where's Seeside?

I was hoping to meet him and break his dry spell

Apparently it is possible to meet someone outside Fab.

Who'd have thunk it?

Sorry, what?

Seeside went UNLOS?

Hell no. The big dog is 'keeping his options open'.

I am still waiting to use 'let the tache see the gash' but might not get the chance.

Cool.

Will drop him a line

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seeside's met someone?

That's so lovely! If anyone's still in touch please tell him I'm delighted for him!

New club new rules!

I haven't had a new meet all year!

I'm in!

All year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sign me up, I haven't met in a while either

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

If anyone in hull or Heathrow area hasn't had a meet at all I'll meet them a social to get their veris started. Only time for 1 though so first come first served

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not met since September, but it was awesome

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Seeside's met someone?

That's so lovely! If anyone's still in touch please tell him I'm delighted for him!

New club new rules!

I haven't had a new meet all year!

I'm in!

All year?

Yes! All year! Absolutely all year!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seeside's met someone?

That's so lovely! If anyone's still in touch please tell him I'm delighted for him!

New club new rules!

I haven't had a new meet all year!

I'm in!

All year?

Yes! All year! Absolutely all year!

You intending to take one of these gentleman out of the club?

If not I'm going to have to ask _workout to manhandle

you out of the club

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Seeside's met someone?

That's so lovely! If anyone's still in touch please tell him I'm delighted for him!

New club new rules!

I haven't had a new meet all year!

I'm in!

All year?

Yes! All year! Absolutely all year!

You intending to take one of these gentleman out of the club?

If not I'm going to have to ask _workout to manhandle

you out of the club

He can't - he's busy!

How about I take you out of the club and we can find somewhere cozy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seeside's met someone?

That's so lovely! If anyone's still in touch please tell him I'm delighted for him!

New club new rules!

I haven't had a new meet all year!

I'm in!

All year?

Yes! All year! Absolutely all year!

Blimey woman, four whole days? That's not like you, we'll be checking you into a nunnery next

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seeside's met someone?

That's so lovely! If anyone's still in touch please tell him I'm delighted for him!

New club new rules!

I haven't had a new meet all year!

I'm in!

All year?

Yes! All year! Absolutely all year!

You intending to take one of these gentleman out of the club?

If not I'm going to have to ask _workout to manhandle

you out of the club

He can't - he's busy!

How about I take you out of the club and we can find somewhere cozy?

Oh now we're talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New rules pffft...

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

my last meet was November 2015. but not this profile. so which criteria do i come under?!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Seeside's met someone?

That's so lovely! If anyone's still in touch please tell him I'm delighted for him!

New club new rules!

I haven't had a new meet all year!

I'm in!

All year?

Yes! All year! Absolutely all year!

Blimey woman, four whole days? That's not like you, we'll be checking you into a nunnery next

Can I go to a monastery instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seeside's met someone?

That's so lovely! If anyone's still in touch please tell him I'm delighted for him!

New club new rules!

I haven't had a new meet all year!

I'm in!

All year?

Yes! All year! Absolutely all year!

You intending to take one of these gentleman out of the club?

If not I'm going to have to ask _workout to manhandle

you out of the club

He can't - he's busy!

How about I take you out of the club and we can find somewhere cozy?

Oh now we're talking

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Seeside's met someone?

That's so lovely! If anyone's still in touch please tell him I'm delighted for him!

New club new rules!

I haven't had a new meet all year!

I'm in!

All year?

Yes! All year! Absolutely all year!

You intending to take one of these gentleman out of the club?

If not I'm going to have to ask _workout to manhandle

you out of the club

He can't - he's busy!

How about I take you out of the club and we can find somewhere cozy?

Oh now we're talking

You get the drinks in whilst I slip in to something more comfortable!

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

No meets since October

I'm like a coiled spring

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"No meets since October

I'm like a coiled spring

I'd meet you for dinner, chat, giggles and 'see what happens' any time sweetie! You're a lovely man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not had a meet at all yet. (Been here before you mention how long ive been on here haha)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about I take you out of the club and we can find somewhere cozy?

Oh now we're talking

You get the drinks in whilst I slip in to something more comfortable!

Certainly. What are you having?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"How about I take you out of the club and we can find somewhere cozy?

Oh now we're talking

You get the drinks in whilst I slip in to something more comfortable!

Certainly. What are you having?"

White wine for the lady! - naturally!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I have 3 meets this year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have 3 meets this year

Get outta my club!

Sling yer hook

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about I take you out of the club and we can find somewhere cozy?

Oh now we're talking

You get the drinks in whilst I slip in to something more comfortable!

Certainly. What are you having?

White wine for the lady! - naturally!

I'll get the expensive stuff I keep locked in my office

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"I have 3 meets this year

Get outta my club!

Sling yer hook

he said have not had. surely planned but not exectuted doesnt count?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"How about I take you out of the club and we can find somewhere cozy?

Oh now we're talking

You get the drinks in whilst I slip in to something more comfortable!

Certainly. What are you having?

White wine for the lady! - naturally!

I'll get the expensive stuff I keep locked in my office"

Oooooh! Let's stay in the office! I make a great naughty secretary!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"I have 3 meets this year

Get outta my club!

Sling yer hook

he said have not had. surely planned but not exectuted doesnt count?"

Planned and executed

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By *nked and InterestingMan
over a year ago

Koh lanta

If last orders haven't been called I'll have 1Bourbon 1Scotch & 1Beer what can I say I'm greedy like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about I take you out of the club and we can find somewhere cozy?

Oh now we're talking

You get the drinks in whilst I slip in to something more comfortable!

Certainly. What are you having?

White wine for the lady! - naturally!

I'll get the expensive stuff I keep locked in my office

Oooooh! Let's stay in the office! I make a great naughty secretary!

Step this way m'dear. I'll make sure we aren't disturbed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Everyone,

I'm firmly cemented in 0 meet club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind 30 days, closer to 30 weeks for me

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"How about I take you out of the club and we can find somewhere cozy?

Oh now we're talking

You get the drinks in whilst I slip in to something more comfortable!

Certainly. What are you having?

White wine for the lady! - naturally!

I'll get the expensive stuff I keep locked in my office

Oooooh! Let's stay in the office! I make a great naughty secretary!

Step this way m'dear. I'll make sure we aren't disturbed.

Oh I don't know!

I don't mind if someone peeks through the office window!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty sure 0 Meet Club should be renamed something more apt...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm pretty sure 0 Meet Club should be renamed something more apt... "

I'm open to suggestions. If the members are happy we can make some changes

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"I'm pretty sure 0 Meet Club should be renamed something more apt...

I'm open to suggestions. If the members are happy we can make some changes"

DMC

Dry month club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

Whatever it's called I qualify, although am still hoping that by the end of the night I'll have to hand in my resignation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm pretty sure 0 Meet Club should be renamed something more apt...

I'm open to suggestions. If the members are happy we can make some changes

DMC

Dry month club

Harsh but not without merit

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I'm pretty sure 0 Meet Club should be renamed something more apt...

I'm open to suggestions. If the members are happy we can make some changes

DMC

Dry month club

Harsh but not without merit"

I'm not playing any more! You left me hanging!

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over a year ago

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I'm pretty sure 0 Meet Club should be renamed something more apt...

I'm open to suggestions. If the members are happy we can make some changes

DMC

Dry month club

But I'm never dry!

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Great news re Seaside...

Right dilemna!

Do I wait a week to be able to join club or try and arrange a meet?

Off to pace floor, stroke chin and ponder!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"I'm pretty sure 0 Meet Club should be renamed something more apt...

I'm open to suggestions. If the members are happy we can make some changes

DMC

Dry month club

But I'm never dry!

WMC

Wet month club doesn't imply the same for Men

And DMC/WMC is a bit of a mouth full

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

well i didnt get an answer so dont know if im in out or shaking it about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was thinking more 'Flirt Club' - it seems pretty fitting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. Please form am orderly queue

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

"If last orders haven't been called I'll have 1Bourbon 1Scotch & 1Beer what can I say I'm greedy like that

*steals bourbon*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0 meets this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9 weeks 0 meets I'm sure I meet the criteria

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

ZFC zero fun club

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Where you all at? I'm pouring drinks.

Come drown your no meet sorrows

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Where you all at? I'm pouring drinks.

Come drown your no meet sorrows

Suger free lemonade for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im here

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Has seaside gone ?

He met someone in the real world

Aw yay! Happy for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been here 8 weeks and no meets - TBH not really tried so far.

Can I come in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe not then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where you all at? I'm pouring drinks.

Come drown your no meet sorrows

I have to skip out on drinks for now

heart burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanders in and takes a pew.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanders in and takes a pew.....

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As Wednesday comes to a close, thank you all for participating. If you can take your glasses back to the bar before you leave please that would be helpful.

I will see you all back here next week for more 0 meet club. May you all be lucky in the meantime.

See you round and be excellent to each other dudes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanders in and takes a pew.....

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he leave?

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

In.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm pretty sure 0 Meet Club should be renamed something more apt... "

0 meat club?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Get out it's Thursday.

Anyone want to take over for next week?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Club rules

You can only join in 1 of 2 ways.

1 ... if your last meet OF ANY SORT was at least a month ago (30 days).

2... you could meet someone who is already part of 0 meet club or someone who has not had a meet yet

Have fun all "

Nooooo where's he gone?? Has he had a meet???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Club rules

You can only join in 1 of 2 ways.

1 ... if your last meet OF ANY SORT was at least a month ago (30 days).

2... you could meet someone who is already part of 0 meet club or someone who has not had a meet yet

Have fun all

Nooooo where's he gone?? Has he had a meet???

Found someone out there in vanilla land. Profile is still here though just in case

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Get out it's Thursday.

Anyone want to take over for next week?"

Are you not able to be part of the club anymore?

As brew maid I could hold the fort for a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get out it's Thursday.

Anyone want to take over for next week?"

Does that mean you have a meet lined up?

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Room for one more to join?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get out it's Thursday.

Anyone want to take over for next week?

Does that mean you have a meet lined up?

have the 1st Porcine Squadron been out on aerial manoeuvres?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get out it's Thursday.

Anyone want to take over for next week?

Does that mean you have a meet lined up?

have the 1st Porcine Squadron been out on aerial manoeuvres?

Yes!! I saw one fly by earlier!

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