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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

are lovely and i consider myself to be one

just like to say thank you to any driver who lets others out of junctions as ive just had the journey from hell and cursed about 10 people on the roads...

fucking tractors lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Dont talk about tractors, jay hates the bloody things even moans when there going in the opposite direction lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Now I know why I don't drive.. I passed my test but I'd be in prison for murder if I carried on driving....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I have a courteous slave... I mean chauffeur

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dont talk about tractors, jay hates the bloody things even moans when there going in the opposite direction lol"

lol im laughing about it now but i was the 7th car behind one and there was a massive queue behind me. (my grandma looked behind - i was looking at the road ahead)

think we drove for approx 6 miles before it pulled in to give way

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

*waits for Bumpkin to appear*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont talk about tractors, jay hates the bloody things even moans when there going in the opposite direction lol"

I don't think anyone driving a tractor is doing it for pleasure. People seldom take a tractor out for a sightseeing trip round the Three Lochs or a Bank Holiday jaunt to Blackpool.

Yes, they're big and they're slow and the can cause traffic queues and all the other complaints we hear but mostly, it's just a working man (or woman) going about the business of putting food on people's tables.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I followed one yesterday for three miles, it had three chances to pull over and let the few cars behind it pass but didn't.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I followed one yesterday for three miles, it had three chances to pull over and let the few cars behind it pass but didn't."

They used to do that. So my dad tells me.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


" just like to say thank you to any driver who lets others out of junctions

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Courteous drivers my arse.

To the drivers who slow down to 15mph from the speed limit of 40mph to let a car out of a side road ....

Fuck off next time and think of the dozen or so cars behind you who have had to slow down or slam on. Keep fucking going.

Viccy says i've to put "rant over" now. ( or else i'd be here all damned day )

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Its driving Miss Daisy land round here,never known anything like it!

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

its the big lorries that bug me they speed down the main road in village i live in and dont give a dam

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Its driving Miss Daisy land round here,never known anything like it!"

Wow. You have a chaffeur, i never knew.

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Fookin Caravaner's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Its driving Miss Daisy land round here,never known anything like it!

Wow. You have a chaffeur, i never knew. "

I is well posh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a courteous slave... I mean chauffeur "

Right first time as usual xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its driving Miss Daisy land round here,never known anything like it!

Wow. You have a chaffeur, i never knew.

I is well posh!"

Posh totty ah honey xx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Its driving Miss Daisy land round here,never known anything like it!

Wow. You have a chaffeur, i never knew.

I is well posh!

Posh totty ah honey xx"

Of course and if you tell them the truth ill be out to get ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its driving Miss Daisy land round here,never known anything like it!

Wow. You have a chaffeur, i never knew.

I is well posh!

Posh totty ah honey xx

Of course and if you tell them the truth ill be out to get ya "

Ya can have me lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow up all caravans lol

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"Dont talk about tractors, jay hates the bloody things even moans when there going in the opposite direction lol"

*pokes toungue out from behind the wheel of his wonderfull John Deere!*

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Dont talk about tractors, jay hates the bloody things even moans when there going in the opposite direction lol

I don't think anyone driving a tractor is doing it for pleasure. People seldom take a tractor out for a sightseeing trip round the Three Lochs or a Bank Holiday jaunt to Blackpool.

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Tractor, caravan, OAP with a fish symbol on the back of your Rover,or anything that trundles along at a snail's pace along country rods, FFS get out of the way when you have the opportunity to pull in, there are 20+ cars stuck behind you!

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

As a few of you may know, I drive a tractor for my job. The nature of the work means I have to use a wide variety of roads from housing estates to fast dual carriage ways. Because of the way they`re constructed to do the job expected of them, tractors are limited by law to 20 mph. There is an exception to this when it`s something like a JCB Fastrack which although is a tractor, is a completely different animal. One of the things tractors do not generally have is suspension and it`s this which is the main reason why they`re restricted. It`s difficult enough to be able to sit in the sprung seat and control in on a smooth surface let alone our wonderfull pot-hole strewn offerings! If I`m on a fast single carriage road, I do try and drive with my N/S wheels as close to the verge as possible thus giving people a chance to see past me and judge an overtake easier, but that`s also quite difficult to do as well. Also, there`s a stretch of road I avoid as much as possible because there simply isn`t anywhere big enough to allow me to pull into and let vehicles pass. Some of you may know this stretch of road, the A31 from Wimborne to Bere Regis, the road with the wall with all the holes in and the Stag on the plinth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....*pokes toungue out from behind the wheel of his wonderfull John Deere!*"

Yoiks Bumkin...

Ya really wanna admit ta pokin ya tongue out from behind John's wonderful derriere...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a good screw

driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tractors are fast!!! Now Tractors on catterpillar tracks, wait till you get stuck behind one of those bad boys on a dual carriageway, we talkin 15mph tops!!! Marrrrrvelous,lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i wanna drive a tractor/!!!

i know someone who works for a John Deere franchise and he wont let me

also i seem to rmemeber something about tractors having to pull in after a queue of 25 cars forms, might be talking tosh - i usually do lol

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"i wanna drive a tractor/!!!

i know someone who works for a John Deere franchise and he wont let me

also i seem to rmemeber something about tractors having to pull in after a queue of 25 cars forms, might be talking tosh - i usually do lol"

I think the old National Farmers Union guide for queues was 8 cars for a maximum of a mile but them you`ve only got to get a queue behind an HGV and that`s goodness knows how many cars straight away!

As for your friend not you have a go, shame on him! A few years ago I taught two children drive my John Deere! The girl was 13 and the boy was 10 and b neither had tried anything like it before!

Make your way down to Dorset and I`ll let you have a go in my one! They`re a piece of p*ss to drive but if you get it wrong the resultant damage can be quite spectacular!

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