FabSwingers.com forum: What's your morning routine?

By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

Coffee.. ciggy.. bath.. defibrillator.. lobotomy.. work..

That is all..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stay in bed feeling tired, need a wee so get up then, have a shower while i'm in the bathroom.

laptop on, music on, kettle on, forget about making a brew while scrolling through fb. watch funny gifs, laugh at memes. notices thirst, makes brew. comes on fab, looks in inbox, feels disappointed mostly, makes another brew. heads to forums.

goes to shop to see how much money i have in the bank.

browses ebay...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food

Gym

Shower

Work

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By *onhorMan
over a year ago

here

Coffee

Shower

Work

Tear out hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fight of the morning glory, coffee, shower, coffee, fruit then I fall into my car....... get emotional, radio on the hit the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw on some slap

Coffee while making kids lunch

Work

That's normal day but upside at mo with nightshift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wee.

Yes.

Shower.

Clothes.

Get on with my day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wee.

Yes.

Shower.

Clothes.

Get on with my day.

Tut Tea not yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

School run

GYM

Shower

Work

Home to dinner

Take dog for walk

Die on the couch with a book and mtv in the back ground

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Coffee

Clothes

Hair

Make up

Shout

Coffee

Leave house

Coffee

Work

Coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stretch

Realise stretching was not a good idea

Stumble into the bathroom

Wee

Head downstairs

Make lunches

Breakfast

Dressed

Hurtle around trying not to forget anything before rushing out the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee

Clothes

Hair

Make up

Shout

Coffee

Leave house

Coffee

Work

Coffee"

ThatS how it was couple of years ago... gave up coffee ... now it's smoothies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the fact no one said shit

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Coffee

Clothes

Hair

Make up

Shout

Coffee

Leave house

Coffee

Work

Coffee

ThatS how it was couple of years ago... gave up coffee ... now it's smoothies... "

Usually the same cup sipped over an hour.

I would pass out from that much caffeine before 9!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing happens until I've had a cuppa and B has had two coffees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee

Clothes

Hair

Make up

Shout

Coffee

Leave house

Coffee

Work

Coffee

ThatS how it was couple of years ago... gave up coffee ... now it's smoothies...

Usually the same cup sipped over an hour.

I would pass out from that much caffeine before 9!"

I love a chai latte ...

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Wake up - check email, jump in bathroom, get dressed grab some toast or cereal before I go to office

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning has so far been

Toilet

Stand on scales and weep at my lack of willpower for the past month and wonder why going to the toilet hasn't helped me lose a stone

Now in the bath with a brew pretending I don't have to go back to work and am going to be late

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the fact no one said shit

Amateur - save that for work time not my time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wee

Teeth

Face

Make Up

Hair

Dressed

Commute

Coffee

Fanny Around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the fact no one said shit

Amateur - save that for work time not my time "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alarm

Snooze it

Get up, shower

Sit with coffee

Another coffee

Maybe a cup of tea

Makeup

Hair

Get dressed

Rush off to work, wondering why I'm late again

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

The 3 Ss. Shut shower and shave. Although the latter gets missed a lot

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"The 3 Ss. Shut shower and shave. Although the latter gets missed a lot

Ohh yes shut the door for a shit

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Wake up,

Shit/pee, shave then shower,

Get dressed for work,

Swear at idiot drivers for driving too slow,

Order coffee via mobile app,

Arrive in the office-greet everyone including bitchface colleague.

Spend the day working and trips to the loo as i drink upto 2 litres of water in the office...also think of different ways bitchface can be 'disposed off'....

Hometime-skip out the door

Gym,

Dinner,

Bed....and repeat all over again bar the weekend ( different routine)

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Yawn and tell myself five more minutes will be fine.

Realise it's cutting it fine for time.

Run to shower.

Lady wank in said shower.

Drink coffee/rooibos if being good

Attempt makeup and wipe it off - it's futile.

Grab apple.

Stuff body parts in material and do the tights dance.

Leave.

Arrive ten minutes early and wonder why I panic.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Either pull on nearest clothes and go feed horses or make a cuppa and take it back to bed to drink

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

wash

dress

coffee to have while waiting for bus

bus

work

coffee

butchers for brekki rolls

coffee

bus home

coffee

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Tea!

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By *ockyBaMan
over a year ago

thornaby

Wake...

Wank...

Wash...

Work...

;)

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Up at 4am, shower, pb&j, 30 minute drive to work,11 to 11.5 hour day

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Woke up bu alarm... Snooze... Hopefully get up then... Have a glass of water and a couple of weetabix... Clean myself up... Pack manbag for day ahead and off I go!

Thats how it should go!!

Usually I snooze the alarm too much, get up late, no time for brekkie, can't find clean clothes, half pack bag... Forget work pass and run around like a headless chicken for half an hour attempting to leave the house on time lol.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Alarm

Groan then Snooze

Alarm again, panic

Ablutions (including washing, teeth, bodily functions)

Coffee (whilst checking fab)

Breakfast (varies depending on cupboard contents and time)

Recheck fab

Jump in car

Sit in traffic staring at brake lights.

Work work work (while thinking of fab)

Home

Eat sleep Repeat from step 1 until I retire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell alarm to get fucked

Get up and trip over the cat,

Brush teeth while shower gets hot,

Point shower at meowing cat,

Dressed and remember I left boots at back door, hope they aren't wet,

Nearly go down stairs face first tripping over the dickhead cat,

Tea toast feed dickhead back door for boots and quick ciggy,

Throw cat out cos he's scared of his catflap!

Get in van, set off, get to end of street and head back home for what ever it is I forgot today! (phone and brew today)

Block road to run in for phone, trip over cat

Apologise to 4 or 5 cars stuck behind van and off to work

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By *urious couple22Couple
over a year ago

Derby

Get myself and the kids ready then off on the school run. When I get back it's jump in bed with the mr (who is now home from a 12 hour night shift) sex, cuddles and then it's time to sort myself out and do any cleaning or washing etc before it's off to pick the kids up. Sort the kids out and then make sure they are ready for bed before a quickie with the mr for his wake up call before he has to get up and go work....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Considering I am still in bed.. sleep?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Considering I am still in bed.. sleep? "

^ this.

Stay in bed for as long as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am with John Cooper Clarke on this.

Shave

Sh*t

Shower

I normally give the shoe shine a miss however, and have a bowl of porridge beforehand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up

Be awesome

Sleep

Repeat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower, clothes, makeup,

World war 3 with the kids, getting them ready and to the school bus in time,

Eldest child drop off into town then another 5 miles back to meet the school bus,

Drive to work for a rest.......aaaaah, coffee, and breathe.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell alarm to get fucked

Get up and trip over the cat,

Brush teeth while shower gets hot,

Point shower at meowing cat,

Dressed and remember I left boots at back door, hope they aren't wet,

Nearly go down stairs face first tripping over the dickhead cat,

Tea toast feed dickhead back door for boots and quick ciggy,

Throw cat out cos he's scared of his catflap!

Get in van, set off, get to end of street and head back home for what ever it is I forgot today! (phone and brew today)

Block road to run in for phone, trip over cat

Apologise to 4 or 5 cars stuck behind van and off to work "

I can tell you love your cat

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

get up

wash shave

prepare work tools as the tea brews .

drink tea as I message my lovers or friends a good morning message .

get flask and every thing I need for work ready

sometimes log on here for a quick look and a morning all message in the normal good morning post or watch the news .

leave house for work at 6.10 am .

not exciting but that's life most of which is routine filled with the odd super exciting moment ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tends to be at this exact time play on fab eating weetabix waiting on porridge in microwave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up ...

Go to the loo

Go on fab

Get ready for work

Go to work

Oh and in between all that come off fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up, fell out of bed,

Dragged a comb across my head.

Found my way downstairs and had a cup,

And looking up I noticed I was late.

Found my coat and grabbed my hat.

Made the bus in seconds flat.

Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,

Someone spoke and I went into a dream....ah ah ah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A struggle, a yawning, creaking struggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pee

Go downstairs, feed cats, make coffee and take it back to bed to catch up with news online.

Figure out whether I can get away with not washing and blowdrying my hair, depending on conclusion, either shower or have more coffee and shower in 20 minutes time.

If it's a schoolday and my kids aren't at their dad's, start the nagging to get up.

Eat breakfast

Go to work, dropping kids to school if I have them.

Arrive 5-10 minutes late, blame it on school run regardless of whether or not I have kids

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Wake up, drink water.... look at phone - check texts, kik, fab and start to reply to the string of nonsense waiting for me in my inbox. Occasionally getting excited about the odd one and if really turned on a cheeky play.

Otherwise play usually waits an hour

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Gather my hit list and decide who I'm going to kill today

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By *ildflower.xWoman
over a year ago

Grimsby

Gym

Food

Shower

Playtime

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