FabSwingers.com forum: Tiny teeny Facebook foof rant

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's a page called Mums Advice on there, which I look at occasionally - morbid curiosity - and a woman asked a question about checking your own cervix throughout a period cycle, and so many women are saying it's a stupid ridiculous topic, saying how they don't know what their cervix looks like, how that might cause an infection, how only a doctor or 'hubby' touches them there.

I know my body well and I know whether all parts are normal too, especially my foof. Is it more common to know your body, or to be more prudish?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I think it's better to know your body but I also know that, even in this 'enlightened' age, people are really ignorant about their bodies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think amongst my friends most know their bodies well and are not prudes. Certainly nowadays you'd think that women would be checking these things more than my generation was taught to. Some weird people around.

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

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Without the use of specialist medical equipment by a specialist in gynaecology then no one can tell how healthy their cervix is.... changes hormonly and throuh periods can do that kaz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Without the use of specialist medical equipment by a specialist in gynaecology then no one can tell how healthy their cervix is.... changes hormonly and throuh periods can do that kaz

Yeah, the question on the Facebook page was about how it feels during at certain times during the cycle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After suffering from infertility and having no periods for years I began to 'chart' by checking cervical position etc, I luckily fell pregnant twice because i learnt what was normal and what wasnt - sadly I lost our first baby but am currently 30 weeks pregnant with a healthy baby girl!

I've been told by lots of people how disgusting it is and I shouldn't do it but I stand by the fact without it i wouldn't be expecting my daughter!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After suffering from infertility and having no periods for years I began to 'chart' by checking cervical position etc, I luckily fell pregnant twice because i learnt what was normal and what wasnt - sadly I lost our first baby but am currently 30 weeks pregnant with a healthy baby girl!

I've been told by lots of people how disgusting it is and I shouldn't do it but I stand by the fact without it i wouldn't be expecting my daughter!

Mrs

Xo "

Awww, congratulations!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've been told by lots of people how disgusting it is and I shouldn't do it but I stand by the fact without it i wouldn't be expecting my daughter!

Mrs

Xo "

Congratulations and well done for taking control of your body knowledge. I don't understand what is disgusting. It's not like you were practicing copraphagy.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

There would be a lot less misinformation about sexual health if we took the time to check ourselves out.

I have to root around up there to check my coil is still around, and I have 'misplaced' a couple of tampons. What do these delicate flowers do when that happens?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My body, I'll do what I want with it.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

After having cervical cancer and a coil I do tend to have a ' feel' for changes internally.

Once a month. I also go to all my smear tests and well woman check ups

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There would be a lot less misinformation about sexual health if we took the time to check ourselves out.

I have to root around up there to check my coil is still around, and I have 'misplaced' a couple of tampons. What do these delicate flowers do when that happens?"

A small satsuma went 'missing' in mine once.

I wonder if the lack of cervix played a part?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There would be a lot less misinformation about sexual health if we took the time to check ourselves out.

I have to root around up there to check my coil is still around, and I have 'misplaced' a couple of tampons. What do these delicate flowers do when that happens?"

I know what you mean - I use a moon cup on my periods, to take those out you need to use a finger to break the seal round the cervix and then you end up with a cup of bloody tissues. That might make those flowers faint

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There would be a lot less misinformation about sexual health if we took the time to check ourselves out.

I have to root around up there to check my coil is still around, and I have 'misplaced' a couple of tampons. What do these delicate flowers do when that happens?

A small satsuma went 'missing' in mine once.

I wonder if the lack of cervix played a part?"

Is this a story you'd like to share with the class??

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"There's a page called Mums Advice on there, which I look at occasionally - morbid curiosity - and a woman asked a question about checking your own cervix throughout a period cycle, and so many women are saying it's a stupid ridiculous topic, saying how they don't know what their cervix looks like, how that might cause an infection, how only a doctor or 'hubby' touches them there.

I know my body well and I know whether all parts are normal too, especially my foof. Is it more common to know your body, or to be more prudish?"

Seems you can be both. You can know it and call it foof..........

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"There would be a lot less misinformation about sexual health if we took the time to check ourselves out.

I have to root around up there to check my coil is still around, and I have 'misplaced' a couple of tampons. What do these delicate flowers do when that happens?

A small satsuma went 'missing' in mine once.

I wonder if the lack of cervix played a part?"

Uh, details please?

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West

My mum was a gynea nurse. She always said it was amazing how many woman had never got a mirror and looked down there. Dear God it's my body so I want to know what it looks like. Important for health reasons as well.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There would be a lot less misinformation about sexual health if we took the time to check ourselves out.

I have to root around up there to check my coil is still around, and I have 'misplaced' a couple of tampons. What do these delicate flowers do when that happens?

A small satsuma went 'missing' in mine once.

I wonder if the lack of cervix played a part?

Is this a story you'd like to share with the class??"

Umm...

Well, I used to meet a man for sex lessons and I always take at least water and snacks (fresh fruit, usually). We were testing what I could 'manage' and it went in, eventually, and then other stuff happened, I had a small orgasm and that 'sucked' it in further and I couldn't reach it.

I was getting worried it might be a trip to a medical facility but me pushing and him pulling finally got it back. It was still edible.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

my gp told me how to check mine and what it should feel like.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"There would be a lot less misinformation about sexual health if we took the time to check ourselves out.

I have to root around up there to check my coil is still around, and I have 'misplaced' a couple of tampons. What do these delicate flowers do when that happens?

A small satsuma went 'missing' in mine once.

I wonder if the lack of cervix played a part?

Is this a story you'd like to share with the class??

Umm...

I was getting worried it might be a trip to a medical facility but me pushing and him pulling finally got it back. It was still edible.

Baaaaahahahahahahahahahhahaaaaaa!!

I can imagine your face.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

but when we were little girls (my generation anyway) we were not encouraged to be open about our bodies and there was a general feeling that our genitals weren't quite nice.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There would be a lot less misinformation about sexual health if we took the time to check ourselves out.

I have to root around up there to check my coil is still around, and I have 'misplaced' a couple of tampons. What do these delicate flowers do when that happens?

A small satsuma went 'missing' in mine once.

I wonder if the lack of cervix played a part?

Is this a story you'd like to share with the class??

Umm...

I was getting worried it might be a trip to a medical facility but me pushing and him pulling finally got it back. It was still edible.

Baaaaahahahahahahahahahhahaaaaaa!!

I can imagine your face."

You've met him (in a no-play way) so you can imagine his too.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"but when we were little girls (my generation anyway) we were not encouraged to be open about our bodies and there was a general feeling that our genitals weren't quite nice. "

I still remember being told off for touching

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"There would be a lot less misinformation about sexual health if we took the time to check ourselves out.

I have to root around up there to check my coil is still around, and I have 'misplaced' a couple of tampons. What do these delicate flowers do when that happens?

A small satsuma went 'missing' in mine once.

I wonder if the lack of cervix played a part?

Is this a story you'd like to share with the class??

Umm...

I was getting worried it might be a trip to a medical facility but me pushing and him pulling finally got it back. It was still edible.

Baaaaahahahahahahahahahhahaaaaaa!!

I can imagine your face.

You've met him (in a no-play way) so you can imagine his too.

This is one of those serious situations that is hilarious in the recounting. I shall remember never to play with fruit

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"There would be a lot less misinformation about sexual health if we took the time to check ourselves out.

I have to root around up there to check my coil is still around, and I have 'misplaced' a couple of tampons. What do these delicate flowers do when that happens?

A small satsuma went 'missing' in mine once.

I wonder if the lack of cervix played a part?

Is this a story you'd like to share with the class??

Umm...

I was getting worried it might be a trip to a medical facility but me pushing and him pulling finally got it back. It was still edible.

Baaaaahahahahahahahahahhahaaaaaa!!

I can imagine your face.

You've met him (in a no-play way) so you can imagine his too.

Lol, poor man.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This is one of those serious situations that is hilarious in the recounting. I shall remember never to play with fruit

If it had been a raspberry it would have been lost forever.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

This is one of those serious situations that is hilarious in the recounting. I shall remember never to play with fruit

If it had been a raspberry it would have been lost forever.

I'll never look at satsumas the same way ever again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There would be a lot less misinformation about sexual health if we took the time to check ourselves out.

I have to root around up there to check my coil is still around, and I have 'misplaced' a couple t tampons. What do these delicate flowers do when that happens?

A small satsuma went 'missing' in mine once.

I wonder if the lack of cervix played a part?

Is this a story you'd like to share with the class??

Umm...

I was getting worried it might be a trip to a medical facility but me pushing and him pulling finally got it back. It was still edible.

I've just laughed so hard I almost fell out of bed!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There would be a lot less misinformation about sexual health if we took the time to check ourselves out.

I have to root around up there to check my coil is still around, and I have 'misplaced' a couple t tampons. What do these delicate flowers do when that happens?

A small satsuma went 'missing' in mine once.

I wonder if the lack of cervix played a part?

Is this a story you'd like to share with the class??

Umm...

I was getting worried it might be a trip to a medical facility but me pushing and him pulling finally got it back. It was still edible.

I've just laughed so hard I almost fell out of bed!"

I'd better not tell you the shortest meet ever story then. That one has been known to cause excessive laughter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There would be a lot less misinformation about sexual health if we took the time to check ourselves out.

I have to root around up there to check my coil is still around, and I have 'misplaced' a couple t tampons. What do these delicate flowers do when that happens?

A small satsuma went 'missing' in mine once.

I wonder if the lack of cervix played a part?

Is this a story you'd like to share with the class??

Umm...

I was getting worried it might be a trip to a medical facility but me pushing and him pulling finally got it back. It was still edible.

I've just laughed so hard I almost fell out of bed!

I'd better not tell you the shortest meet ever story then. That one has been known to cause excessive laughter.

Ohhh damn. I wanna know now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There would be a lot less misinformation about sexual health if we took the time to check ourselves out.

I have to root around up there to check my coil is still around, and I have 'misplaced' a couple t tampons. What do these delicate flowers do when that happens?

A small satsuma went 'missing' in mine once.

I wonder if the lack of cervix played a part?

Is this a story you'd like to share with the class??

Umm...

I was getting worried it might be a trip to a medical facility but me pushing and him pulling finally got it back. It was still edible.

I've just laughed so hard I almost fell out of bed!

I'd better not tell you the shortest meet ever story then. That one has been known to cause excessive laughter.

Oh I don't think you can tease us like that and not tell us the story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like Mrs HotterHarder I too ended up charting for fertility reasons and that included having a feel of my cervix daily for its position and whether it was open or closed to work out my fertile days. Admittedly though prior to that my fingers hadn't gone any further in than to fish out a lost tampon or have a bit of a fiddle. It felt like a strange thing to do but was fascinating too. Never thought of it as disgusting though.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

This is one of those serious situations that is hilarious in the recounting. I shall remember never to play with fruit

If it had been a raspberry it would have been lost forever.

I'll never look at satsumas the same way ever again."

Exactly

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