FabSwingers.com forum: Hurt Feelings Direct™

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Stealing the idea from David Walliams, I am launching the Fab Forum Hurt Feelings Direct™ compensation programme.

Post your Hurt Feelings incident here and one of our loss adjusters (next poster/anyone who fancies dealing with the claim) will let you know what your claim is worth.

Example:

a) Single Male, 47 - My message has been deleted unread. Compensation - 2 Fabs of a picture.

b) Single Female, 33 - He called me a minger when I said I didn't want to meet. Compensation - 1 FAF message.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I was told I wasn't a real member of the forum by another forum user

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

All the profiles that wont consider us because my other half is bi and black ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single male, 41 - She Fabbed my pics, praised my profile and veris, indicated she'd be interested in meeting, then deleted my message when I asked for a face pic

What am I due, Hurt Feelings Direct™ ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was told I wasn't a real member of the forum by another forum user "

Your compensation is that you have to be named at least 5 times on the next hotlist thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got catfished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told I'm not feminine because I have short hair

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I was told I wasn't a real member of the forum by another forum user "

Your claim has been assessed and you have been awarded 1 LAM and 2 FAFs.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I was told I wasn't a real member of the forum by another forum user

Your compensation is that you have to be named at least 5 times on the next hotlist thread. "

Thank you but it won't happen x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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You haven't got time to deal with my claim

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"All the profiles that wont consider us because my other half is bi and black ...."

Your claim has been assessed and you have been awarded 1 bi MMF.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone called me a poisonous bitch but its ok ...I waited for the karma bus to arrive

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I was told to choke on my lollipop.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Single male, 41 - She Fabbed my pics, praised my profile and veris, indicated she'd be interested in meeting, then deleted my message when I asked for a face pic

What am I due, Hurt Feelings Direct™ ?"

You have been awarded 1 Fab from a real female.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sent a pic and got blocked'

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Got catfished"

This loss adjuster is not familiar with this action. It will be assigned to someone with the relevant experience.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"someone called me a poisonous bitch but its ok ...I waited for the karma bus to arrive

I got called a prick tease

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I was told I'm not feminine because I have short hair

You have been awarded 40 winks.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Single male - 39,

No one ever sends me pictures or fancy fuck messages

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By *orth South DivideCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Some slut scratched my husband's back so bad that he had to leave his shirt on all holiday. Just healing after 2 weeks! Hurt feelings for me and hurt back for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody giving me attitude yesterday, being pretty hurtful and personal and then apologised asking me to put him in touch with a fab friend of mine. And told me not to be disappointed that he didn't want to meet me

that's got to be worth a couple of fabs?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You haven't got time to deal with my claim

No claim is too large or too small.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone said my profile lacked information.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I was told to choke on my lollipop.

You have been awarded... well, whatver you want really as you have the buttons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody giving me attitude yesterday, being pretty hurtful and personal and then apologised asking me to put him in touch with a fab friend of mine. And told me not to be disappointed that he didn't want to meet me

that's got to be worth a couple of fabs?

WTF?. That's got to be worth a trillion fabs for you.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I sent a pic and got blocked'

This loss adjuster is familiar with this particular action. You have been awarded, in all fairness and with no bias at all, 3 offers of dinner and sex.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"someone called me a poisonous bitch but its ok ...I waited for the karma bus to arrive

You have been awarded a night at a club with with two delicious Fabsters.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"someone called me a poisonous bitch but its ok ...I waited for the karma bus to arrive

I got called a prick tease

You have been awarded a prick to tease to bursting point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female half of a couple, 28 - a random woman hit on my husband while I was in the bathroom yesterday. When I introduced myself she showed no interest in an ffm.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

I was told to post a pic of myself to our profile or get the hell outta here.

Him

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

I missed the last Tea Party

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Single male - 39,

No one ever sends me pictures or fancy fuck messages

Your claim has been rejected. HFD™ is aware of pictures and FAF messages sent to you.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Some slut scratched my husband's back so bad that he had to leave his shirt on all holiday. Just healing after 2 weeks! Hurt feelings for me and hurt back for him."

Unfortunately, we are not licensed for criminal damage claims.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

that's got to be worth a couple of fabs?

Your claim has been assessed and you are awarded Page 1 of Hot Pics.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Single female, 27 - I'm apparently too dark and fat to be on here and expect a fuck. What do I get?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Someone said my profile lacked information.

Your claim has been assessed and you have been awarded 1 quilted toilet roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sent a pic and got blocked'

This loss adjuster is familiar with this particular action. You have been awarded, in all fairness and with no bias at all, 3 offers of dinner and sex.

Thank you.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Female half of a couple, 28 - a random woman hit on my husband while I was in the bathroom yesterday. When I introduced myself she showed no interest in an ffm.

Your claim has been assessed and you have been awarded an FFFM with two Fabsters of your choosing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lib and I only got 3rd in the get a room forum awards. I have to wait a whole year to get to 1st place and win a night with him

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Single male - 39,

No one ever sends me pictures or fancy fuck messages

Your claim has been rejected. HFD™ is aware of pictures and FAF messages sent to you.

I demand to speak to the management!

Or I will take it to the supreme court of appeal

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"Single female, 27 - I'm apparently too dark and fat to be on here and expect a fuck. What do I get? "

So much more than a fuck when you meet me to compensate for those nasty people

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Single female, 27 - I'm apparently too dark and fat to be on here and expect a fuck. What do I get? "

Your claim has been assessed and you have been awarded fuck all.

Sorry, that was a typo, it should have read "all the fucks you want in a 48 hour period"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single female, 27 - I'm apparently too dark and fat to be on here and expect a fuck. What do I get?

So much more than a fuck when you meet me to compensate for those nasty people

Aww. That's nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single female, 27 - I'm apparently too dark and fat to be on here and expect a fuck. What do I get? "

I could numb your boobies ?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lib and I only got 3rd in the get a room forum awards. I have to wait a whole year to get to 1st place and win a night with him

Your claim has been assessed and you have been awarded a picture of Lib's cock.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"someone called me a poisonous bitch but its ok ...I waited for the karma bus to arrive

I got called a prick tease

You have been awarded a prick to tease to bursting point.

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was told I'm not feminine because I have short hair

You have been awarded 40 winks.

no sleeping on the job

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Single male - 39,

No one ever sends me pictures or fancy fuck messages

Your claim has been rejected. HFD™ is aware of pictures and FAF messages sent to you.

I demand to speak to the management!

Or I will take it to the supreme court of appeal"

Our appeals department will consider your claim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Female half of a couple, 28 - a random woman hit on my husband while I was in the bathroom yesterday. When I introduced myself she showed no interest in an ffm.

Your claim has been assessed and you have been awarded an FFFM with two Fabsters of your choosing."

Hell yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told I look like Harry Hill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a no-show

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

I got chatted up by a guy, given loads of compliments but then told "f*** you" because I wouldn't suck him off in a layby....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone said "yeah I'm free to meet in January..." until she saw my face pic

"Oh, sorry you're not my type"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"someone called me a poisonous bitch but its ok ...I waited for the karma bus to arrive

You have been awarded a night at a club with with two delicious Fabsters."

oooh ty...that'll do nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told to fuck off about 30 times in the last hour for not handing out a password to a video that doesn't exist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told to fuck off about 30 times in the last hour for not handing out a password to a video that doesn't exist. "

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I was told I look like Harry Hill.

The claims department feels this is a compliment and cannot award any compensation for a compliment.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"I've been told to fuck off about 30 times in the last hour for not handing out a password to a video that doesn't exist. "

The words you're looking for are,

I'm a cock tease and I love it

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've had a no-show

The claims department awards you two club visits and a guaranteed show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was told I look like Harry Hill.

The claims department feels this is a compliment and cannot award any compensation for a compliment.

Um....no it was a definate rejection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told to fuck off about 30 times in the last hour for not handing out a password to a video that doesn't exist.

Status shuffle... Need I say more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told to fuck off about 30 times in the last hour for not handing out a password to a video that doesn't exist.

The words you're looking for are,

I'm a cock tease and I love it

You're the cock tease! I was just your accomplice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told to fuck off about 30 times in the last hour for not handing out a password to a video that doesn't exist.

Status shuffle... Need I say more?

Ah!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Someone said "yeah I'm free to meet in January..." until she saw my face pic

"Oh, sorry you're not my type"

You need a sympathy fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that's got to be worth a couple of fabs?

Your claim has been assessed and you are awarded Page 1 of Hot Pics.

Thank you

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

The hot young totty I was chatting to yesterday has stopped talking to me because I said I won't cyber.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Someone said "yeah I'm free to meet in January..." until she saw my face pic

"Oh, sorry you're not my type"

Your claim has been assessed and you have been awarded 3 boob pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being called 'undesirable'or'pretend woman'

But thats what we have to face

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Someone said "yeah I'm free to meet in January..." until she saw my face pic

"Oh, sorry you're not my type"

I'm free to meet in January!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a no-show

The claims department awards you two club visits and a guaranteed show.

A generous compensation. Thank you

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Solo female, 52 - a worryingly disproportionate number of the most interesting private conversations I have on here end with the other party going UNLOS ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lib and I only got 3rd in the get a room forum awards. I have to wait a whole year to get to 1st place and win a night with him

Your claim has been assessed and you have been awarded a picture of Lib's cock.

I await my award with bated breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey you don't wanna play with these Hurt Feelings Direct mooks.

If you gotta problem, I gotta problem. Come talk to me. I'll send the boys round know what I mean?

Badda bing badda boom - problem goes away.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I got told that I was short and podgy and not all that and then blocked by someone I deleted a message from months ago because I wasn't interested then (I made the mistake of replying to say so, so my filters didn't work this time). Those weren't their exact words but that was the gist of said missive. My rancour and hurt feelings are due to the fact I am already fully aware I am short and podgy and have never claimed to be all that anyway, so it was an entirely unnecessary stating of the obvious for purely malicious reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone said "yeah I'm free to meet in January..." until she saw my face pic

"Oh, sorry you're not my type"

Your claim has been assessed and you have been awarded 3 boob pictures.

Ohh fabulous!!

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By *lirtyjjWoman
over a year ago

Meath

Single Fem (40) - my FB wouldn't kiss me coz he'd just cum in my mouth!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I won the Grumpy 2016 award. I feel inconsilably maligned and damaged. I say inconsolably but I could be consoled by a shit load of money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told I'm ugly but I'm an acquired taste. Can I claim if it's true?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite a few of my messages were deleted along with no look at my profile. But i appreciate time is short and those i message can't go for everyone that they might in real life.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

My complaint is am still waiting for the HFD appeals department to consider my original claim, But while am waiting why is it nearly all the Woman am attracted to live bloody miles away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone said "yeah I'm free to meet in January..." until she saw my face pic

"Oh, sorry you're not my type"

I'm free to meet in January!

Face pic on the way... let's get any disappointment out the way quickly

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Someone said "yeah I'm free to meet in January..." until she saw my face pic

"Oh, sorry you're not my type"

I'm free to meet in January!

Face pic on the way... let's get any disappointment out the way quickly

I await with bated breath/smelling salts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told I use Photoshop on my pics too much and they are over-edited. I don't even use Photoshop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone said "yeah I'm free to meet in January..." until she saw my face pic

"Oh, sorry you're not my type"

I'm free to meet in January!

Face pic on the way... let's get any disappointment out the way quickly

I await with bated breath/smelling salts

Breathe woman breathe....

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I've been stood up twice today

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I've been stood up twice today

Tripping over your own high heels ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone said "yeah I'm free to meet in January..." until she saw my face pic

"Oh, sorry you're not my type"

I'm free to meet in January!

Face pic on the way... let's get any disappointment out the way quickly

I await with bated breath/smelling salts

Breathe woman breathe....

You don't know how excited I am

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By *onhorMan
over a year ago

here

I've read that patience is the key but

I've received a worryingly small number of messages asking me for an urgent meet in my time on here.

I'm hurting bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone said "yeah I'm free to meet in January..." until she saw my face pic

"Oh, sorry you're not my type"

I'm free to meet in January!

Face pic on the way... let's get any disappointment out the way quickly

I await with bated breath/smelling salts

Breathe woman breathe....

You don't know how excited I am

Oh sorry, wrong person

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

No one within 50 miles (that fits our profile) wants to fuck our brains out..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady wanted me to fulfil her fella's fantasy of being wanked by a stranger. Despite kindly explaining no that wouldn't be of interest she couldn't understand. Several messages in, I had to bluntly point out that I'm not offering a service. I don't like being blunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just been messaged from a guy looking to do stuff but I'm straight. The hurtful bit is the message was a generic message I can't even get a honest message off bi guys now

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By *esiderataWoman
over a year ago

St Helier

I refused to meet him. His first message was fancy a creampie??

His response to my no thank you was to call me a saggy ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often post in forum threads and my posts get ignored most of the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A long term lover left the site and moved away

Three great friends went Unlos before I got to meet them

Got utterly humiliated by a so called friend

It's all going really well!

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

After seeking forum advice on a fantasy of mine...

With a willing partner, being wrapped in wool a la clanger style and whispering sweet inuendo's to each other via a slide whistle... I was much maligned..

Revealing my fantasy was liberating yet mentally draining and I now feel distraught!

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

My ex Dom changed the boundaries and dynamic overnight by kik and without discussion when someone else became available, hence now ex after having something so fucking good for over a year

Called out on another thread for failing to meet. What he omitted to include was he wouldn't stop hassling me and messaging over Christmas while I was with my family. I told him once, warned him a second time, blocked on the third occasion when he carried on. Trying to suggest I'm a timewaster tsk

I need compensation I tell ya!

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I won the Grumpy 2016 award. I feel inconsilably maligned and damaged. I say inconsolably but I could be consoled by a shit load of money "

Oh! Stop being so bloody grumpy

I am also certain that your bottom lip has dropped in your silhouette!

Where's that cheery chap Bladey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often post in forum threads and my posts get ignored most of the time"

Who said that????

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I was told I use Photoshop on my pics too much and they are over-edited. I don't even use Photoshop

I gave that guy great advice back. He still hasn't send the photo

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

How long do these compensation claims take?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most of my life my feeling have been hurt since moving back to UK or reply no thanks which now I take with a pinch of salt lately and laugh about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was told I use Photoshop on my pics too much and they are over-edited. I don't even use Photoshop

I gave that guy great advice back. He still hasn't send the photo

He thought I was serious

However I was thinking of doing your suggestion with a rose sticking out of my arse....Photoshopped of course

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I won the Grumpy 2016 award. I feel inconsilably maligned and damaged. I say inconsolably but I could be consoled by a shit load of money

Oh! Stop being so bloody grumpy

I am also certain that your bottom lip has dropped in your silhouette!

Where's that cheery chap Bladey?

Nope. Sorry. People should be careful what they create.

FrankenGrump

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"The most of my life my feeling have been hurt since moving back to UK or reply no thanks which now I take with a pinch of salt lately and laugh about it.

Highjack alert! What period of time are your pics over? You look like different people in them all!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I was told I use Photoshop on my pics too much and they are over-edited. I don't even use Photoshop

I gave that guy great advice back. He still hasn't send the photo

He thought I was serious

However I was thinking of doing your suggestion with a rose sticking out of my arse....Photoshopped of course

Dare ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I offered to help out a member of the forum who had hurt feelings, and my kind offer was ignored.. now MY feelings are hurt! Oh such a paradox!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"How long do these compensation claims take?

Yeah the time is ticking on my claim,

I go into the fab wilderness in a couple of weeks

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I won the Grumpy 2016 award. I feel inconsilably maligned and damaged. I say inconsolably but I could be consoled by a shit load of money

Oh! Stop being so bloody grumpy

I am also certain that your bottom lip has dropped in your silhouette!

Where's that cheery chap Bladey?

Nope. Sorry. People should be careful what they create.

FrankenGrump "

Cranny-Grumpet, surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The most of my life my feeling have been hurt since moving back to UK or reply no thanks which now I take with a pinch of salt lately and laugh about it.

Highjack alert! What period of time are your pics over? You look like different people in them all!!"

Wow! He really does!!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I offered to help out a member of the forum who had hurt feelings, and my kind offer was ignored.. now MY feelings are hurt! Oh such a paradox! "

I'm not sure such a paradox can be solved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was told I use Photoshop on my pics too much and they are over-edited. I don't even use Photoshop

I gave that guy great advice back. He still hasn't send the photo

He thought I was serious

However I was thinking of doing your suggestion with a rose sticking out of my arse....Photoshopped of course

Dare ya

I'll have a crack tomorrow

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How long do these compensation claims take?

We apologise for the delay, our loss adjusters appear to have scarpered and this adjuster could only manage telling the satsuma story and watching telly at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The most of my life my feeling have been hurt since moving back to UK or reply no thanks which now I take with a pinch of salt lately and laugh about it.

You are awarded a boerewors roll with Mrs Balls chutney on it and won't be sent packing when we do the Brexit thingy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won the Grumpy 2016 award. I feel inconsilably maligned and damaged. I say inconsolably but I could be consoled by a shit load of money

Oh! Stop being so bloody grumpy

I am also certain that your bottom lip has dropped in your silhouette!

Where's that cheery chap Bladey?

Nope. Sorry. People should be careful what they create.

FrankenGrump "

'Lovable grump' woman. 'Lovable'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offered to help out a member of the forum who had hurt feelings, and my kind offer was ignored.. now MY feelings are hurt! Oh such a paradox!

I'm not sure such a paradox can be solved."

Bugger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The most of my life my feeling have been hurt since moving back to UK or reply no thanks which now I take with a pinch of salt lately and laugh about it.

Highjack alert! What period of time are your pics over? You look like different people in them all!!

Wow! He really does!!! "

And yet... manages to look like a South African traffic cop in every single one of them. It's truly remarkable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got told my daily quotes were pathetic. "What the fuck are you doing on a swinging site "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was told I use Photoshop on my pics too much and they are over-edited. I don't even use Photoshop

I gave that guy great advice back. He still hasn't send the photo

He thought I was serious

However I was thinking of doing your suggestion with a rose sticking out of my arse....Photoshopped of course

Dare ya

"
Joins "Dare" and wonders what happens to the thorns

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I won the Grumpy 2016 award. I feel inconsilably maligned and damaged. I say inconsolably but I could be consoled by a shit load of money

Oh! Stop being so bloody grumpy

I am also certain that your bottom lip has dropped in your silhouette!

Where's that cheery chap Bladey?

Nope. Sorry. People should be careful what they create.

FrankenGrump "

Is this some sort of new 'split-personality' couples profile..'FrankenGrump'..great username!

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By *onhorMan
over a year ago

here

"I got told my daily quotes were pathetic. "What the fuck are you doing on a swinging site "

How rude!

Take a wicked wink and a flirtatious fab by way of compensation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not trusted, because I don't have veris !!!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I got told my daily quotes were pathetic. "What the fuck are you doing on a swinging site "

There are some right meanies on here aren't there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was told I use Photoshop on my pics too much and they are over-edited. I don't even use Photoshop

I gave that guy great advice back. He still hasn't send the photo

He thought I was serious

However I was thinking of doing your suggestion with a rose sticking out of my arse....Photoshopped of course

Dare ya

Joins "Dare" and wonders what happens to the thorns

Watch this space ...page 1 Hot Pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long do these compensation claims take?

We apologise for the delay, our loss adjusters appear to have scarpered and this adjuster could only manage telling the satsuma story and watching telly at the same time.

I acted as temp loss adjuster and forwarded a compensation boob pic to one claimant

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By *onhorMan
over a year ago

here

"How long do these compensation claims take?

We apologise for the delay, our loss adjusters appear to have scarpered and this adjuster could only manage telling the satsuma story and watching telly at the same time.

I acted as temp loss adjuster and forwarded a compensation boob pic to one claimant

It must have been lost in the post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got told my daily quotes were pathetic. "What the fuck are you doing on a swinging site "

How rude!

Take a wicked wink and a flirtatious fab by way of compensation.

Aww so kind . Thank you

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By *onhorMan
over a year ago

here

"I got told my daily quotes were pathetic. "What the fuck are you doing on a swinging site "

How rude!

Take a wicked wink and a flirtatious fab by way of compensation.

Aww so kind . Thank you

Always my pleasure.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How long do these compensation claims take?

We apologise for the delay, our loss adjusters appear to have scarpered and this adjuster could only manage telling the satsuma story and watching telly at the same time.

I acted as temp loss adjuster and forwarded a compensation boob pic to one claimant

Your help is much appreciated. I was expecting to recruit more loss adjusters but when they started putting in their own claims it all fell apart.

HELP WANTED. Rubbish pay and virtually no benefits. Treat it as a vocation... or training... or experience for your CV.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pahahaha

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"I've been stood up twice today

Tripping over your own high heels ?"

Lol not worn high heels in 4 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'..."

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'..."

I know what you mean, My lawyers are looking into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some guy message me saying I was gorgeous and was his ideal woman but just fat, then had the cheek to ask me to meet him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'll get the violin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some guy message me saying I was gorgeous and was his ideal woman but just fat, then had the cheek to ask me to meet him

Lovely arse though

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'll get the violin

?? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'll get the violin

?? "

This one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'll get the violin

Great boobs er I mean minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'll get the violin

This one?

Thanks just needed someone to do it so I could reply and quote to see the code

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'll get the violin

Great boobs er I mean minds

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'll get the violin

This one?

Thanks just needed someone to do it so I could reply and quote to see the code

Cheat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'll get the violin

Great boobs er I mean minds

Hussies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long do these compensation claims take?

Still haven't got my award

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'll get the violin

This one?

Thanks just needed someone to do it so I could reply and quote to see the code

Cheat!"

How rude I'm single remember!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'd help you but I'm still busy trying to find out what airtight means. Then probably another hour finding the site. Then message you for the password. Then... 31

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By *onhorMan
over a year ago

here

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'll get the violin

This one?

Thanks just needed someone to do it so I could reply and quote to see the code

It's a shame (drumroll) doesn't work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long do these compensation claims take?

Still haven't got my award

How would you like it delivered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'll get the violin

This one?

Thanks just needed someone to do it so I could reply and quote to see the code

I want to see

you cruel lot. No hearts at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well not long apart because i loss a 1st and three ponds before Christmas the latest on is me in the Christmas jumper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'll get the violin

This one?

Thanks just needed someone to do it so I could reply and quote to see the code

It's a shame (drumroll) doesn't work.

Yes indeed I'll go ninja now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I was expecting to recruit more loss adjusters but when they started putting in their own claims it all fell apart."

I tried to help with the claims initially but we doubled up on one claimant so I figured I'd get my own compensation instead of messing up your files.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'll get the violin

This one?

Thanks just needed someone to do it so I could reply and quote to see the code

I want to see

you cruel lot. No hearts at all

Aaah we wuvs ya really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'd help you but I'm still busy trying to find out what airtight means. Then probably another hour finding the site. Then message you for the password. Then... 31

I found out... It's all holes filled at once. So glad I didn't know until the status was taken down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'll get the violin

Great boobs er I mean minds

Hussies

Guilty m'lud

She definitely is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long do these compensation claims take?

We apologise for the delay, our loss adjusters appear to have scarpered and this adjuster could only manage telling the satsuma story and watching telly at the same time.

I acted as temp loss adjuster and forwarded a compensation boob pic to one claimant

Your help is much appreciated. I was expecting to recruit more loss adjusters but when they started putting in their own claims it all fell apart.

HELP WANTED. Rubbish pay and virtually no benefits. Treat it as a vocation... or training... or experience for your CV.

Well I was thinking of helping more but it's got a tad out of hand...I don't know who to do first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long do these compensation claims take?

We apologise for the delay, our loss adjusters appear to have scarpered and this adjuster could only manage telling the satsuma story and watching telly at the same time.

I acted as temp loss adjuster and forwarded a compensation boob pic to one claimant

Your help is much appreciated. I was expecting to recruit more loss adjusters but when they started putting in their own claims it all fell apart.

HELP WANTED. Rubbish pay and virtually no benefits. Treat it as a vocation... or training... or experience for your CV.

Well I was thinking of helping more but it's got a tad out of hand...I don't know who to do first!

How you doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'll get the violin

Great boobs er I mean minds

Hussies

Guilty m'lud

She definitely is..."

Well known fact that big chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'll get the violin

This one?

Thanks just needed someone to do it so I could reply and quote to see the code

I want to see

you cruel lot. No hearts at all

Aaah we wuvs ya really

Too used to being told to fuck off today. It's difficult to adjust to kind words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long do these compensation claims take?

We apologise for the delay, our loss adjusters appear to have scarpered and this adjuster could only manage telling the satsuma story and watching telly at the same time.

I acted as temp loss adjuster and forwarded a compensation boob pic to one claimant

Your help is much appreciated. I was expecting to recruit more loss adjusters but when they started putting in their own claims it all fell apart.

HELP WANTED. Rubbish pay and virtually no benefits. Treat it as a vocation... or training... or experience for your CV.

Well I was thinking of helping more but it's got a tad out of hand...I don't know who to do first!

Please do me. I'll even forget about the claim.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'd help you but I'm still busy trying to find out what airtight means. Then probably another hour finding the site. Then message you for the password. Then... 31

I found out... It's all holes filled at once. So glad I didn't know until the status was taken down

Not only are you a amateur porn star you play the sweet an innocent role as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'll get the violin

This one?

Thanks just needed someone to do it so I could reply and quote to see the code

I want to see

you cruel lot. No hearts at all

Aaah we wuvs ya really

Too used to being told to fuck off today. It's difficult to adjust to kind words

I'd never tell you to fuck off sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'd help you but I'm still busy trying to find out what airtight means. Then probably another hour finding the site. Then message you for the password. Then... 31

I found out... It's all holes filled at once. So glad I didn't know until the status was taken down

There's worse ways to find out. Trust me.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

" I was expecting to recruit more loss adjusters but when they started putting in their own claims it all fell apart.

I tried to help with the claims initially but we doubled up on one claimant so I figured I'd get my own compensation instead of messing up your files. "

Your help is most appreciated. I will be unable to deal with further assessments until after 7pm tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'd help you but I'm still busy trying to find out what airtight means. Then probably another hour finding the site. Then message you for the password. Then... 31

I found out... It's all holes filled at once. So glad I didn't know until the status was taken down

Not only are you a amateur porn star you play the sweet an innocent role as well

Play???? I'll have you know I am very innocent! That's why my names Angel

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How long do these compensation claims take?

We apologise for the delay, our loss adjusters appear to have scarpered and this adjuster could only manage telling the satsuma story and watching telly at the same time.

I acted as temp loss adjuster and forwarded a compensation boob pic to one claimant

Your help is much appreciated. I was expecting to recruit more loss adjusters but when they started putting in their own claims it all fell apart.

HELP WANTED. Rubbish pay and virtually no benefits. Treat it as a vocation... or training... or experience for your CV.

Well I was thinking of helping more but it's got a tad out of hand...I don't know who to do first!

Send them some holding boobs...

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By *inful pairCouple
over a year ago

Montrose

Had one earlier, sorry not into goths x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'll get the violin

This one?

Thanks just needed someone to do it so I could reply and quote to see the code

I want to see

you cruel lot. No hearts at all

Aaah we wuvs ya really

Too used to being told to fuck off today. It's difficult to adjust to kind words

I'd never tell you to fuck off sweetie

Awww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'll get the violin

This one?

Thanks just needed someone to do it so I could reply and quote to see the code

I want to see

you cruel lot. No hearts at all

Aaah we wuvs ya really

Too used to being told to fuck off today. It's difficult to adjust to kind words

I'd never tell you to fuck off sweetie

Awww

Many things I would say just not that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'd help you but I'm still busy trying to find out what airtight means. Then probably another hour finding the site. Then message you for the password. Then... 31

I found out... It's all holes filled at once. So glad I didn't know until the status was taken down

There's worse ways to find out. Trust me.

Worse ways to find out? I'm scared to ask haha

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'd help you but I'm still busy trying to find out what airtight means. Then probably another hour finding the site. Then message you for the password. Then... 31

I found out... It's all holes filled at once. So glad I didn't know until the status was taken down

Not only are you a amateur porn star you play the sweet an innocent role as well

Play???? I'll have you know I am very innocent! That's why my names Angel

Well I did noticed you picked that status over the other 2 the other two I sent,

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Are the mods in bed? Are we experimenting again...

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'll get the violin

This one?

Thanks just needed someone to do it so I could reply and quote to see the code

I want to see

you cruel lot. No hearts at all

Aaah we wuvs ya really

Too used to being told to fuck off today. It's difficult to adjust to kind words

I'd never tell you to fuck off sweetie

Awww

Ouch! ouch! ouch! 30 f..k offs in an hour

Dontcha just love mature consenting adults

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'd help you but I'm still busy trying to find out what airtight means. Then probably another hour finding the site. Then message you for the password. Then... 31

I found out... It's all holes filled at once. So glad I didn't know until the status was taken down

Not only are you a amateur porn star you play the sweet an innocent role as well

Play???? I'll have you know I am very innocent! That's why my names Angel

Well I did noticed you picked that status over the other 2 the other two I sent,

I didn't realise it would blow up like that. I don't think like a guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Experimenting is good for me Softie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was told I'm not feminine because I have short hair

I love women with short hair if it's any consolation

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Apparently my 30 fuck offs in an hour are not worth a mention. I'm taking my claim elsewhere... 'Walks off in a huff at the injustice of it'...

Oh and with even more hurt feelings!

I'll get the violin

This one?

Thanks just needed someone to do it so I could reply and quote to see the code

I want to see

you cruel lot. No hearts at all

Aaah we wuvs ya really

Too used to being told to fuck off today. It's difficult to adjust to kind words

I'd never tell you to fuck off sweetie

Awww

We didn't either, well not the off part anyway

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

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By *eal Deal PartiesWoman
over a year ago

I was told I was a fake account

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Endosaurus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got told my daily quotes were pathetic. "What the fuck are you doing on a swinging site "

I added you on my hotlist just for your quotes... I try to use your quotes during my work day and when I'm on vanilla dates to sound like I'm intelligent.

You have single handily help out my dating life... Women have started to think I'm a voracious reader

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