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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Post here your impressions of stereotype posters on the forum.

Not individuals, but types of people that crop up often, even better if you can answer the previous postin the style of the impersination you are doing

Have fun and dont abuse anyone, its just a bit of fun

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

You've always been my favourite poster *insert reference to recent/future meet here*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha good idea.

From his posts and what I can gather, he seems like a laid back fella who doesn't give a slightlest shit

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"You've always been my favourite poster *insert reference to recent/future meet here* "

^^ this

Aka

More sucking up.

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham


"You've always been my favourite poster *insert reference to recent/future meet here* "

Everything you've said is completely right and I agree wholeheartedly. Reference to how genuine I am.

FAF?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

We've never met but because I am desperate for a shag I will agree with whatever you say, and hope you notice me.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha good idea.

From his posts and what I can gather, he seems like a laid back fella who doesn't give a slightlest shit"

Yet I. Still can't get a meet though no matter how many cock pics I post, I think this site is full of lesbians and fakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twats

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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There are so many entitled women on here - at the best they are average and at worst they are munters. I do better in real life on here but I stay on here because fuck the feminazis.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Or you have....

I'm going to question everything including the reason for this thread. Why can't we just all get on? Why do we need to be stereotyped? We're all individuals and should be seen as such and I think it's pretty shallow to target people with the same brush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The OP is male.

Get the torches and pitchforks.

Assemble the mob.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I have an idea that I think is brilliant and the site should implement immediately, which will help my swinging life but not anyone else's. If you disagree with me you are all wrong and I will say so, repeatedly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck? "

I said no individuals, that's clearly Mrs SB lol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Or you have....

I'm going to question everything including the reason for this thread. Why can't we just all get on? Why do we need to be stereotyped? We're all individuals and should be seen as such and I think it's pretty shallow to target people with the same brush."

*tar ffs. Should have proof read

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Fancy a fuck?

I said no individuals, that's clearly Mrs SB lol "

Not any more.....it's a phenomenon taken on by many!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

I'll tell you the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, I dare you to sign up

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I am going to post because you may have asked for pics of body parts OP. But I am going to post to say that all the other women posting on the thread have lovely versions of said body part and mine is rubbish in the hope that everyone disagrees and tells me mine is lovely as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have no interest in this thread, other than for people to see my avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am going to post because you may have asked for pics of body parts OP. But I am going to post to say that all the other women posting on the thread have lovely versions of said body part and mine is rubbish in the hope that everyone disagrees and tells me mine is lovely as well."

Yours is more than lovely my lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The OP is male.

Get the torches and pitchforks.

Assemble the mob."

No no not this one cos we like this one ... he spews unicorn farts (glitter) and all things nice.. we'll blindly agree to this one but anyone else ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like and loathe everyone with equal affection......

You're all welcome in my world ,,,,,

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm popping in purely to reply and quote to someone I have my eye on

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Why doesn't anyone love meeeeee?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I'm popping in purely to reply and quote to someone I have my eye on"

You go girl. I'll thumb you.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm popping in purely to reply and quote to someone I have my eye on

You go girl. I'll thumb you."

I shall reply with ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the tits and the fanny and will therefore exercise my biological right to produce many hoops for you to jump through ...FACT!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm going to post on an active thread then get upset no-one has replied and so reference the clique at every available opportunity from then on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm popping in purely to reply and quote to someone I have my eye on

You go girl. I'll thumb you."

I need to get in on this action too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am going to post because you may have asked for pics of body parts OP. But I am going to post to say that all the other women posting on the thread have lovely versions of said body part and mine is rubbish in the hope that everyone disagrees and tells me mine is lovely as well."

Your body parts are awesome.

FAF?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am going to post because you may have asked for pics of body parts OP. But I am going to post to say that all the other women posting on the thread have lovely versions of said body part and mine is rubbish in the hope that everyone disagrees and tells me mine is lovely as well."

*gallop gallop gallop neigh *

M'lady, thou figure is not of this realm, rest assured that you are the loveliest of lovelies I have ever seen upon my nightly duties, my sword is yours m'lady.

*rolls hand around and bows*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well

I say my opinion is the only one worthy of comment

Report Block Move on

Each to their own

Why bring that up in forums?

That's not allowed so I'm tellin so nerrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only replies to everyone in a topic that they want to fuck.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I can see people agreeing with you so I'll be the brave one to say the truth. Or what I think is the truth. They are the same things after all.

You won't like it and that's because of semantics and you being in denial. And anyone who disagrees with my _iew/the truth is wrong.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I'm going to post on an active thread then get upset no-one has replied and so reference the clique at every available opportunity from then on."

Plot foiled. Or I could wait until you do make such a comment then quote and reply that you can't see the wood for the trees as a passive-agressive hint you might be in the mythological clique if you'd prefer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooohhh... you are all up your own arses... need to take a look in the mirror taking fab too seriously!!

(Few posts later)

(Oh shit.. wait..)

I was just joking and looking for a reaction cos I was bored .. I'm amazing really and love you all and ooze off desperation ...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I'm going to post on an active thread then get upset no-one has replied and so reference the clique at every available opportunity from then on.

Plot foiled. Or I could wait until you do make such a comment then quote and reply that you can't see the wood for the trees as a passive-agressive hint you might be in the mythological clique if you'd prefer?"

But my hidden insecurities won't allow me to unbend long enough to be friendly so I will post snarky fly by comments every time I see those who I perceive as being in the clique enjoying themselves.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"only replies to everyone in a topic that they want to fuck. "

Yeah and they get so excited that they answer quote that person and forget to use any punctuation whastso ever and don't bother so soil check it and end the message with a sycophantic out pouring of sucky upy new in capital letters

YOU ARE SO RIGHT AND AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm going to post on an active thread then get upset no-one has replied and so reference the clique at every available opportunity from then on.

Plot foiled. Or I could wait until you do make such a comment then quote and reply that you can't see the wood for the trees as a passive-agressive hint you might be in the mythological clique if you'd prefer?

But my hidden insecurities won't allow me to unbend long enough to be friendly so I will post snarky fly by comments every time I see those who I perceive as being in the clique enjoying themselves."

I'm just going to join in with this conversation because I want to fuck you both and if I add a few more emojis nobody notices the tangent I'm attempting to take this on.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm going to reply to certain people but not quote the post I am replying to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"only replies to everyone in a topic that they want to fuck. "

But I want to fuck u all... all shapes and sizes and age groups!! I know I need to start a super cool original never been done before thread about it to score some points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to be a cunt and piss everyone off

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Look at me. I'm not posting this for attention. But look at me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im going to post nothing of actual significance..

i will crave attention and then reply and quote to those ive met (inserts flirty lashes) *pisses on lampost*

i will make jokes with those who i have met *pisses on same lampost again*

i will then continue conversation with one person who ive met regardless of who else contributes to the thread

*continues to piss on said lampost til its practically rusty*

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"The OP is male.

Get the torches and pitchforks.

Assemble the mob."

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I'm going to reply to certain people but not quote the post I am replying to."

As a woman you'll get away with it. Poor blokes get slated for it.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

*Creepy post*

*Get upset that everyone thought it was creepy*

*Backpedal when I realise that my OP will significantly harm any future chances on here*

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Look at me. I'm not posting this for attention. But look at me. "

I didn't readbyour reply, great pics though.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"I'm popping in purely to reply and quote to someone I have my eye on"

Guilty as charged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who start topics with a question about something they're into, then PM everyone who replies to said topic asking to meet for said sexual activity or talk about it.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Where's a good place for dogging near Solihull?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*insert kik/Skype name *

Who wants to see me blow my huge load?

Hard cock full of come waiting to explode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pointing out that poster had just committed 'Fabicide' and will find it difficult to to get a meet with the 0.01% percent of the site that read/use the forums.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm offended by the lack of offencive posts, its PC gone mad I tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm popping in purely to reply and quote to someone I have my eye on

Guilty as charged "

lol yup ive done that too

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Post your cock sizes here (posted by 'straight' guy )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll state whatever I like and declare it as preference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Keyboard warrior enters*

[insert fabicide comment]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*insert kik/Skype name *

Who wants to see me blow my huge load?

Hard cock full of come waiting to explode

"

Poetic

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Can someone tell me why I don't get meets?

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(note in true fab spirit I have dropped this into the middle of a totally unrelated thread. If I were serious about wanting to know the answer I would smatter the lounge with said question randomly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm offended by the lack of offencive posts, its PC gone mad I tell you"

speaking of which...

people who start offensive posts asking why is *said thing* so offensive, then try to explain away said offensiveness.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I'm offended by the lack of offencive posts, its PC gone mad I tell you"

Well you can't even spell offensive so that gives me the moral high ground to ignore anything else you say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*insert kik/Skype name *

Who wants to see me blow my huge load?

Hard cock full of come waiting to explode

Poetic "

It's a gift of mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm popping in purely to reply and quote to someone I have my eye on

Guilty as charged

lol yup ive done that too "

Your doing it now cute you saucy minx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to post on an active thread then get upset no-one has replied and so reference the clique at every available opportunity from then on."

Yes, I will reference the clique whenever it is remotely applicable, meanwhile if I ever get any attention or a pic does particularly well with fabs I'm going to shout it from the rooftops and preen at every opportunity....but I'm not in the clique!

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

People who just need everyone to know everything about who they are meeting and who their special friends are.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"Pointing out that poster had just committed 'Fabicide' and will find it difficult to to get a meet with the 0.01% percent of the site that read/use the forums."

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I can't get a meet. Please tell me how to change my profile or messages to improve my success rate. But I will ignore all comments made and two weeks later will post...

I can't get a meet.

(Rinse and repeat ad nauseum)

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

It's Friday night and I've nowt to do so I'll create utter carnage on the fab forum, here I go...[a quick drink for Dutch courage]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't get a meet. Please tell me how to change my profile or messages to improve my success rate. But I will ignore all comments made and two weeks later will post...

I can't get a meet.

(Rinse and repeat ad nauseum)"

What u mean 16 different angles of my cock won't have u falling at my feet? I'll add five more in action that will do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who make claims but don't back them up with any evidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm popping in purely to reply and quote to someone I have my eye on

Guilty as charged

lol yup ive done that too

Your doing it now cute you saucy minx "

who me? neverrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't get a meet. Please tell me how to change my profile or messages to improve my success rate. But I will ignore all comments made and two weeks later will post...

I can't get a meet.

(Rinse and repeat ad nauseum)

What u mean 16 different angles of my cock won't have u falling at my feet? I'll add five more in action that will do it "

hahaha.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"I'm popping in purely to reply and quote to someone I have my eye on

Guilty as charged

lol yup ive done that too

Your doing it now cute you saucy minx

who me? neverrrrrr "

I have

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm a nice considerate guy, but why do all these high-horse know-it-alls and sluts post on my threads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh the ones who protest too much..

'i dont care about these awards' yet post every other comment to get as much public awareness as possible as if to say 'pick me, pick me.. FUCKING PICK ME DAMMIT'

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Please find my mojo and or give me snuggles/cuddles and any other form of attention...

1 Fab on a pic and their worlds golden again.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"oh the ones who protest too much..

'i dont care about these awards' yet post every other comment to get as much public awareness as possible as if to say 'pick me, pick me.. FUCKING PICK ME DAMMIT'

"

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"people who make claims but don't back them up with any evidence"

Do you have any to back that up?

Post a link or shut it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm popping in purely to reply and quote to someone I have my eye on

Guilty as charged

lol yup ive done that too

Your doing it now cute you saucy minx

who me? neverrrrrr

I have "

Now Michael.. are you flirting with me? lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Yer all mingers and timewasters, and I'm leaving!

*will still be here this time next year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I casually mention that more pics have been posted and can I also suggest that

If your not doing anything you'd be so kind as to fab them and tell us how great we look

After all that's what swinging is all about right ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please find my mojo and or give me snuggles/cuddles and any other form of attention...

1 Fab on a pic and their worlds golden again."

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"people who make claims but don't back them up with any evidence

Do you have any to back that up?

Post a link or shut it.

"

forgot you can't really post any significant links on here. my point might be moot.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Sapiophile looking for intellectual stimulation first

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I'm not sure this site is for me

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"people who make claims but don't back them up with any evidence

Do you have any to back that up?

Post a link or shut it.

"

*when link is posted*

I disagree with that link and it was debunked by later articles that I will not post links to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm offended by the lack of offencive posts, its PC gone mad I tell you

Well you can't even spell offensive so that gives me the moral high ground to ignore anything else you say."

You can't occupy the moral high ground by berating someone for not having the educational background that you do, its offencive

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"oh the ones who protest too much..

'i dont care about these awards' yet post every other comment to get as much public awareness as possible as if to say 'pick me, pick me.. FUCKING PICK ME DAMMIT'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sapiophile looking for intellectual stimulation first

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I'm not sure this site is for me "

or claims to be saphiophile but will only meet hot guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sapiophile looking for intellectual stimulation first

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I'm not sure this site is for me "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yer all mingers and timewasters, and I'm leaving!

*will still be here this time next year "

Do you get what this thread is about ace?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"I'm popping in purely to reply and quote to someone I have my eye on

Guilty as charged

lol yup ive done that too

Your doing it now cute you saucy minx

who me? neverrrrrr

I have

Now Michael.. are you flirting with me? lol "

I never flirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im guilty of this one..

The 'i really love women with huge boobs' threads.

*dashes off to change avatar to picture which demonstrates size of tits*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make love not war ...

Mwa mwa kisses over here, you are beautiful

Hugs and kisses over there, ignore everyone you are lovely

Ooooh that persons hot [reply and quote]

(Randomly inserted in a thread)

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Oh no, they'be taken it over. Where are all the holier than thou couple berating the single males ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im going to post nothing of actual significance..

i will crave attention and then reply and quote to those ive met (inserts flirty lashes) *pisses on lampost*

i will make jokes with those who i have met *pisses on same lampost again*

i will then continue conversation with one person who ive met regardless of who else contributes to the thread

*continues to piss on said lampost til its practically rusty*

"
. hahahaaaa I choked on my juice then (Kat) xx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm popping in purely to reply and quote to someone I have my eye on

Guilty as charged "

I do it quite regularly and I'm not ashamed to admit it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm popping in purely to reply and quote to someone I have my eye on

Guilty as charged

I do it quite regularly and I'm not ashamed to admit it "

I think we will all be lying if we said we didn't do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty of this one too..

the 'I cant be fucked to google, so will ask on a forum and hope some one who is bored will do it for me'

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"I'm popping in purely to reply and quote to someone I have my eye on

Guilty as charged

I do it quite regularly and I'm not ashamed to admit it

I think we will all be lying if we said we didn't do it "

I don't do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*inserts forum users name*

Appreciation threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm popping in purely to reply and quote to someone I have my eye on

Guilty as charged

I do it quite regularly and I'm not ashamed to admit it

I think we will all be lying if we said we didn't do it

I don't do it "

There is always one *pitchforks at the ready*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*inserts forum users name*

Appreciation threads "

haha..

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm off, goodbye.

*week later*

I'm back. Anyone remember me?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I have mental health issues and looking for others with it so we can shag the mental health issues out of each other..

just hoping for a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite sure how to word this one,, so will just try

You know on a BBW topic (dont start just yet).. but its soon as someone says 'get the popcorn ready'..

i just think its only at that moment when shit actually goes down.. prior to that moment it could actually be a good debate or conversation

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Not quite sure how to word this one,, so will just try

You know on a BBW topic (dont start just yet).. but its soon as someone says 'get the popcorn ready'..

i just think its only at that moment when shit actually goes down.. prior to that moment it could actually be a good debate or conversation "

I agree, the popcorn comment is a starting pistol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waltzes in stamps feet I demand an appreciation thread (Kat) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure but I think my partner is cheating on me because I went through their phone when I shouldn't have

(Profile reads single, cannot accommodate and discretion is a must)

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Or you have....

I'm going to question everything including the reason for this thread. Why can't we just all get on? Why do we need to be stereotyped? We're all individuals and should be seen as such and I think it's pretty shallow to target people with the same brush.

*tar ffs. Should have proof read "

Really?

I was looking forward to being targeted with a brush!

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Not quite sure how to word this one,, so will just try

You know on a BBW topic (dont start just yet).. but its soon as someone says 'get the popcorn ready'..

i just think its only at that moment when shit actually goes down.. prior to that moment it could actually be a good debate or conversation "

Only because the fatties get offended by nothing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not quite sure how to word this one,, so will just try

You know on a BBW topic (dont start just yet).. but its soon as someone says 'get the popcorn ready'..

i just think its only at that moment when shit actually goes down.. prior to that moment it could actually be a good debate or conversation "

I'm going to test that theory out, next perfectly good and thought provoking thread I see I'm going to post "hop on I'll get the popcorn"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im going to sit on the fence and exercise a quiet and restrained manner here...Rather than the 'hijacking threads on issues one has no interest or understanding of,so to cause frictions'types...Believe their referred to as Trolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I get my partner to swing? Single man profile with a few veris.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Yer all mingers and timewasters, and I'm leaving!

*will still be here this time next year

Do you get what this thread is about ace? "

Absolutely not, I'm just hijacking the thread

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I love the professionally outraged - whether on their own behalf or everyone/anyone else's!

And the 'everyone is beautiful, gorgeous, wonderful and unique in their own way' brigade! (Even rapists, mass murderers etc presumably!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not quite sure how to word this one,, so will just try

You know on a BBW topic (dont start just yet).. but its soon as someone says 'get the popcorn ready'..

i just think its only at that moment when shit actually goes down.. prior to that moment it could actually be a good debate or conversation

I'm going to test that theory out, next perfectly good and thought provoking thread I see I'm going to post "hop on I'll get the popcorn" "
. Hop on what? While you get the popcorn (Kat) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are so many entitled women on here - at the best they are average and at worst they are munters. I do better in real life on here but I stay on here because fuck the feminazis."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've come late to the thread and not read it but I am going to throw my comment in anyway even though it has been said more than once on the thread.

I have no interest in this thread, other than for people to see my avatar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yer all mingers and timewasters, and I'm leaving!

*will still be here this time next year

Do you get what this thread is about ace?

Absolutely not, I'm just hijacking the thread "

Oh, OK, as you were Sargent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guilty of this one too..

the 'I cant be fucked to google, so will ask on a forum and hope some one who is bored will do it for me'

"

Haha yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the 'snog fuck avoiders' who stalk the threads replying only to the 'fit ones'or go against the rules but quote the 'hotties'

where as me... i enjoy just typing 'avoid' haha

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

[Removed by poster at 02/01/17 13:25:40]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Waltz in, announces that its ironic that a thread with over 120 posts about drama, has caused the least drama!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no interest in this thread but I am going to make an irrelevant comment that I and maybe one other person will find amusing.

(I do this far too much)

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Insert inspirational life quote

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I have no interest in this thread but I am going to make an irrelevant comment that I and maybe one other person will find amusing.

(I do this far too much)"

Guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 02/01/17 13:25:40]"

oh _iew you cant delete that i think i just did a little wee it was that good haha

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

OP posts something, then apologies a few posts in for an error in judgement....

the public flaying goes on and on and on..........

then the OP gets pissed off, reacts and have a hissy fit and banned....

a victory for the the masses.

that will fucking teach em... and it reinforce our status as the incrowd.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"[Removed by poster at 02/01/17 13:25:40]

oh _iew you can't delete that i think i just did a little wee it was that good haha"

typos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to reply to this thread, but I don't know why because no one fancies me anyway, life is terrible, woe is me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the 'snog fuck avoiders' who stalk the threads replying only to the 'fit ones'or go against the rules but quote the 'hotties'

where as me... i enjoy just typing 'avoid' haha "

I always write "fuck" just to un- nerve the straight married guy above me. ( which it invariably is!)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Yer all mingers and timewasters, and I'm leaving!

*will still be here this time next year

Do you get what this thread is about ace?

Absolutely not, I'm just hijacking the thread

Oh, OK, as you were Sargent! "

That's ok brother, I'll be your white knight in shining armour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to reply to this thread, but I don't know why because no one fancies me anyway, life is terrible, woe is me..."

*white night returns*

M'lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the 'snog fuck avoiders' who stalk the threads replying only to the 'fit ones'or go against the rules but quote the 'hotties'

where as me... i enjoy just typing 'avoid' haha

I always write "fuck" just to un- nerve the straight married guy above me. ( which it invariably is!)"

Hahaha your naughty.. i like it

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

It's 4am, no other threads are actually being posted on so I'll jump in here to kerb the boredom even though I couldn't give a shit about said topic.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"the 'snog fuck avoiders' who stalk the threads replying only to the 'fit ones'or go against the rules but quote the 'hotties'

where as me... i enjoy just typing 'avoid' haha

I always write "fuck" just to un- nerve the straight married guy above me. ( which it invariably is!)"

I like trying to beat the clamouring straight guys to a straight girl on occasion. It amuses me. And as an added bonus I can then I can pretend to be all butthurt when I get skipped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just as the thread about inserting a cabbage into the vagina starts to get interesting, someone pops up with common sense and tells them to wash said cabbage before insertion.

The thread then dies.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I disagree with everyone, and will not change my mind.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Makes final few comments to be poster #175

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Fancy a fuck? "

Hey

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I'm not actually meeting anyone but I'll flirt with you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you until you can't remember what the OP was about.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Just as the thread about inserting a cabbage into the vagina starts to get interesting, someone pops up with common sense and tells them to wash said cabbage before insertion.

The thread then dies."

Ohh look, a squirrel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm discreet but have my face all over my profile and when i get outed about my lifestyle i'm stomping off in a huff!

But fear not fabbers....i will return soon with the exact same pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've always been my favourite poster *insert reference to recent/future meet here*

Everything you've said is completely right and I agree wholeheartedly. Reference to how genuine I am.

FAF?"

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I disagree with everyone, and will not change my mind."

I agree with you!

In fact I agree with everyone I like or find attractive - every time! I'm incapable of original thought or opinion!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Still arguing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Im the filthiest slut alive come stick 12 cocks in my hole then spunk on my face' .. types..

and equally the 'I'm liberated in mind but doesnt mean i cant project myself eloquently and stand the moral high ground on some matters.. some things are just vulgar' types :D

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Fancy a fuck?

Hey "

I fear it's been stolen. I have seen many threads now where it's become all too common by posters other than yourself. You have created a monster

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

married man playing on here without partners knowledge....

crucified....

married woman who is hot and has great pics posts without partners consent...

quickly look away, the thread will soon be on page 2 and we can look out for a married man one for fun....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say hi to the person above

Unless of course they are not in the gang

In which case

Completely ignore them

And frown upon them attempting to join such a thread

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Still arguing."

Oh no I'm not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are added the women who like a man with a big cock like mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to basically arrange a meet on this thread instead of taking it to PM... Oh, that's because I'm all talk!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Still arguing.

Oh no I'm not! "

*snotty comment about your posts and pic*

Still arguing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to basically arrange a meet on this thread instead of taking it to PM... Oh, that's because I'm all talk! "

tut you forgot to inset flirty lashes,, protest too much and urinate on the lampost .. haha

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

.

Sometimes no matter how many times I read a comment/op I still cant work it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to basically arrange a meet on this thread instead of taking it to PM... Oh, that's because I'm all talk!

tut you forgot to inset flirty lashes,, protest too much and urinate on the lampost .. haha "

Oh, I flirt my lashes all the time though haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread about who has the best tits/arse/whatever:

"Oh well I know that's not me"

Cue mass "you're gorgeous hun"

Every fricking time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Makes final few comments to be poster #175"

But I have this thread opened on a separate tab and will be the smartass who posts comment #176

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say hi to the person above

Unless of course they are not in the gang

In which case

Completely ignore them

And frown upon them attempting to join such a thread "

mentioning 'clique' as a way of defending the fact that no one responds to their posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like big women, so I'll post on a bbw appreciation thread to let them know I don't like big women.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

xxxxxx leaves

I hope they are ok

Yes they are, they messaged me.

Yes they are, I have met their mother

Yes they are I have moved into their spare room.

Yes they are, I am having their child

Yes they are, we are now ***** couple and not looking for the likes of you..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

REAL *anything*

pitchforks at the ready :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"xxxxxx leaves

I hope they are ok

Yes they are, they messaged me.

Yes they are, I have met their mother

Yes they are I have moved into their spare room.

Yes they are, I am having their child

Yes they are, we are now ***** couple and not looking for the likes of you.........."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like big women, so I'll post on a bbw appreciation thread to let them know I don't like big women. "

I love it when they do that but they've actually messaged you previously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thread about who has the best tits/arse/whatever:

"Oh well I know that's not me"

Cue mass "you're gorgeous hun"

Every fricking time. "

you can almost hear the white knights galloping over the horizon....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will orchestrate some forum flirting so everyone will think all the hot guys are into me and will be suitably impressed/jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inserts a random music reference for the fellas who are surely watching the thread to see which female forum posters appear to be high maintenance and slightly screwy.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"Thread about who has the best tits/arse/whatever:

"Oh well I know that's not me"

Cue mass "you're gorgeous hun"

Every fricking time. "

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I don't like big women, so I'll post on a bbw appreciation thread to let them know I don't like big women. "

I don't like skinny women so will call them sticks and say things like 'only dogs enjoy bones'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"xxxxxx leaves

I hope they are ok

Yes they are, they messaged me.

Yes they are, I have met their mother

Yes they are I have moved into their spare room.

Yes they are, I am having their child

Yes they are, we are now ***** couple and not looking for the likes of you.........."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thread about who has the best tits/arse/whatever:

"Oh well I know that's not me"

Cue mass "you're gorgeous hun"

Every fricking time. "

I'd love it if someone said... yeah, your tits are pretty shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to start a controversial thread for no reason to demonstrate that I'm an individual forward thinker and get women to notice me.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"REAL *anything*

pitchforks at the ready :D "

But I'm genuine!

They never say what they 'genuinely' are though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thread about who has the best tits/arse/whatever:

"Oh well I know that's not me"

Cue mass "you're gorgeous hun"

Every fricking time.

I'd love it if someone said... yeah, your tits are pretty shit! "

I would hunt them, find them and suffocate them with my tits

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

that was fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have we made it past 175 yet?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Or you have....

I'm going to question everything including the reason for this thread. Why can't we just all get on? Why do we need to be stereotyped? We're all individuals and should be seen as such and I think it's pretty shallow to target people with the same brush.

*tar ffs. Should have proof read

Really?

I was looking forward to being targeted with a brush! "

Bazil has his cock out and is ready

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I learned how to do this so I could carry on arguing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to basically arrange a meet on this thread instead of taking it to PM... Oh, that's because I'm all talk! "
. I was guilty of this but have now took it to pm stage and meet arranged xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"

"Still arguing.

Oh no I'm not! "

*snotty comment about your posts and pic*

Still arguing"

*refuses to fall into your trap and buggers off down the pub

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Still arguing.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Just as the thread about inserting a cabbage into the vagina starts to get interesting, someone pops up with common sense and tells them to wash said cabbage before insertion.

The thread then dies."

Oh Buggar, I knew this would finish long before I had a chance to find Mrs ddc's cabbage insertion pic

Mr ddc

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I can't believe you are all talking about this. I did it a long time ago and so much better than you all.

Thread closed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who post after the topic is closed...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I can do this all night!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I need to have the last word.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I need to have the last word."

I'll argue about that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me too

well, until the topic actually closes.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I need to have the last word.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I need to have the last word."

Never happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you never know, she might do.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Nope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can mods reopen threads? like to post in here and tell us off for keep posting.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

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"can mods reopen threads? like to post in here and tell us off for keep posting."

I'm pretty sure Ruggers can do anything she wants.

I also may have taught DG how to do this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok thanks.

is there an actual limit to when threads close because i'd like to spma the shit outta this topic to see what that limit is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok thanks.

is there an actual limit to when threads close because i'd like to spma the shit outta this topic to see what that limit is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooh, experiment commnced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooh, experiment commenced even.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can feel the force, fab forums imploding.

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