FabSwingers.com forum: Has anyone seen my dignity?

By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

I'm sure I lost it round here somewhere. ...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Probably bumping around with mine

Also missing my liver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last I saw it was "sailing up, sailing up, sailing up again.......round villages and towns"

(Someone will get this!)

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"Probably bumping around with mine

Also missing my liver "
if yours finds mine... can they have a massive fuck session and then return to their owners please? I'm with you on the liver too..

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"Last I saw it was "sailing up, sailing up, sailing up again.......round villages and towns"

(Someone will get this!)"
abstract. ... but I like it...

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

"Last I saw it was "sailing up, sailing up, sailing up again.......round villages and towns"

(Someone will get this!)"

I do!!

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"Last I saw it was "sailing up, sailing up, sailing up again.......round villages and towns"

(Someone will get this!)

I do!! "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Probably bumping around with mine

Also missing my liver if yours finds mine... can they have a massive fuck session and then return to their owners please? I'm with you on the liver too..

Can't see why not, nothing to lose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last I saw it was "sailing up, sailing up, sailing up again.......round villages and towns"

(Someone will get this!)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last I saw it was "sailing up, sailing up, sailing up again.......round villages and towns"

(Someone will get this!)"

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I'm sure I lost it round here somewhere. ...

its probably sleeping it off with self-respect in a gutter somewhere over the rainbow

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"Probably bumping around with mine

Also missing my liver if yours finds mine... can they have a massive fuck session and then return to their owners please? I'm with you on the liver too..

Can't see why not, nothing to lose

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awesome... I hope they use protection. ... not sure what to do now until he gets back...

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By *he Big Five OhhMan
over a year ago

bristol

I got it

It's probably gone out with my "only seem to be attracting men" gene

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"I got it

It's probably gone out with my "only seem to be attracting men" gene

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great... yours can cause a diversion for mine then..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you checked down the back of the sofa?

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"Have you checked down the back of the sofa?"
yup.. not a sausage...

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

You can have mine I'm done with it

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"You can have mine I'm done with it"
spent dignity... ermmm... could do with a spare I guess...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure I lost it round here somewhere. ...

Its run away to sea with my tolerance for bullshit, I hope they are happy together

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I'm sure I lost it round here somewhere. ...

You left it by my feet.....

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"I'm sure I lost it round here somewhere. ...

Its run away to sea with my tolerance for bullshit, I hope they are happy together

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at least I have confirmation that my dignity isn't bullshit I guess...

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"I'm sure I lost it round here somewhere. ...

Its run away to sea with my tolerance for bullshit, I hope they are happy together

they kidnapped my libido!!!

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"I'm sure I lost it round here somewhere. ...

You left it by my feet.....

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ahhh yes... I remember now... people... panic over... unless... hanky, may I have my dignity back please?

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"I'm sure I lost it round here somewhere. ...

Its run away to sea with my tolerance for bullshit, I hope they are happy together

they kidnapped my libido!!!

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the game is afoot...

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By *he Big Five OhhMan
over a year ago

bristol

Hanky is a dignity stealer... warning warning

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"Hanky is a dignity stealer... warning warning

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I always use protection in such matters...

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I'm sure I lost it round here somewhere. ...

You left it by my feet.....

ahhh yes... I remember now... people... panic over... unless... hanky, may I have my dignity back please?

Ask nicely and I may let you - but only after I have borrowed it a big longer....

Now dance for me!!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Hanky is a dignity stealer... warning warning

Oi! I borrow - not steal! Tis different!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfft who needs dignity when you have loads of no fucks given

Who wants to borrow some?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure I lost it round here somewhere. ...

I lose mine most weekends! Worry not, OP!

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By *he Big Five OhhMan
over a year ago

bristol

"Hanky is a dignity stealer... warning warning

Oi! I borrow - not steal! Tis different!!"

I'm sorry from the heart of my bottom..

As long as you ask nicely

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"I'm sure I lost it round here somewhere. ...

You left it by my feet.....

ahhh yes... I remember now... people... panic over... unless... hanky, may I have my dignity back please?

Ask nicely and I may let you - but only after I have borrowed it a big longer....

Now dance for me!!

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oh well... I can't lose my dignity twice... here goes..

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"I'm sure I lost it round here somewhere. ...

I lose mine most weekends! Worry not, OP!"
suddenly I am relieved.. spank you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know, but when you find it, please could you ask if it has seen mine whilst out and about on in its travels......

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"I don't know, but when you find it, please could you ask if it has seen mine whilst out and about on in its travels......"
this is becoming busier the lost and found at Kings Cross Station...

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I'm sure I lost it round here somewhere. ...

You left it by my feet.....

ahhh yes... I remember now... people... panic over... unless... hanky, may I have my dignity back please?

Ask nicely and I may let you - but only after I have borrowed it a big longer....

Now dance for me!!

oh well... I can't lose my dignity twice... here goes..

Think you should strip too....

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"I'm sure I lost it round here somewhere. ...

You left it by my feet.....

ahhh yes... I remember now... people... panic over... unless... hanky, may I have my dignity back please?

Ask nicely and I may let you - but only after I have borrowed it a big longer....

Now dance for me!!

oh well... I can't lose my dignity twice... here goes..

Think you should strip too....

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don't ask for much to you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last I saw it was "sailing up, sailing up, sailing up again.......round villages and towns"

(Someone will get this!)"

You used to work for the council?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I'm sure I lost it round here somewhere. ...

You left it by my feet.....

ahhh yes... I remember now... people... panic over... unless... hanky, may I have my dignity back please?

Ask nicely and I may let you - but only after I have borrowed it a big longer....

Now dance for me!!

oh well... I can't lose my dignity twice... here goes..

Think you should strip too....

don't ask for much to you...

It will be worth your while....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I threw my out with the empty celebration wrappers stuffed under my sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know, but when you find it, please could you ask if it has seen mine whilst out and about on in its travels...... this is becoming busier the lost and found at Kings Cross Station...

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I keep my dignity tied to a piece of string these days, it is so easy to lose it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You didn't bring it with you OP.

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