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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It's not all bad is it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better out then in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eproctophilia

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine smell amazing........ if you are used to working with raw sewage.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I do no such thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not all bad is it ?"

Dunno, what have you eaten today?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Eproctophilia

Nope

No. No one said farting was sexy ........ just not all bad

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It's not all bad is it ?

Dunno, what have you eaten today?"

Bubble n squeak

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Cabbagey trumps Granny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eproctophilia

Nope

No. No one said farting was sexy ........ just not all bad "

I got you. I just meant, yeah..to some people it's not bad at all

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Cabbagey trumps Granny?

Is this a new card game ?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Farts are gross yet hysterically funny for some reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/-pZSVd-UThA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/yByMb_qQ7Os

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By *heBlackPantherCouple
over a year ago

Guilford

"It's not all bad is it ?"

Depends on how much sprouts one eats.

Rest assured the air was highly poluted this last few days since Christmas.

Not a time to be stuck on a lift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends from where said fart is coming from

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Cabbagey trumps Granny?

Is this a new card game ?"

Depends... do your farts offend humanity?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women don't fart we love puff

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Cabbagey trumps Granny?

Is this a new card game ?

Depends... do your farts offend humanity?

Well......... not me and I am humanity personfied.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I will admit to occasionally being proud of the musicality of mine. Especially those rare occasions when you can fart going up or down stairs and manage to get a little tune going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women don't fart... they do however let out small amounts of glitter that smell like marshmallows... or maybe that's just unicorns... don't know... something in that region anyway

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"https://youtu.be/yByMb_qQ7Os"

Trust a man

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"It's not all bad is it ?"
depends on the point of view I guess...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It depends from where said fart is coming from "

Bumhole I reckon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine don't smell. I can't work out why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It depends from where said fart is coming from

Bumhole I reckon."

As opposed to the mouth, which would be a burp.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Empty house is better than a bad tenant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Empty house is better than a bad tenant.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Wherever you be, let your wind roam free

Church or chapel, let it rattle

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

[Removed by poster at 02/01/17 00:34:18]

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Grrrr spelling mistakes making me look like a dim wit. I shall repeat without such lack of care

Ahem...

If it doesn't pay rent evict it, the council fucking do.

That people, is my fart philosophy

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Apparently, we each produce about 3 pints of wind in 10-15 'episodes' a day.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I fart like clockwork every morning when I wake up!

Wake up - stretch - fart - roll over - fart again - grin!

They don't smell though - honest!

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"It's not all bad is it ?"

Not at all, it's one subject that's guaranteed to make me giggle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I could fart now. It's giving me a stomach ache.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fart like clockwork every morning when I wake up!

Wake up - stretch - fart - roll over - fart again - grin!

They don't smell though - honest!

LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DJ made me laugh and dislodge my trapped wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DJ made me laugh and dislodge my trapped wind

Last night a DJ saved your life.

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