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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? " I'm poised and ready to message the men who enjoy it... | |||
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? " What colour dildo? Mr ddc | |||
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? I'm poised and ready to message the men who enjoy it..." 
Totally different psychological perspective..... I can appreciate that one. | |||
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? " Not the choke part | |||
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? What colour dildo? Mr ddc" This is very important isn't it... Hmmmmmmm purple. | |||
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? Not the choke part "Well it's just not sexy unless you gag dear. | |||
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"Love this OP... Lmp" Lick My Pumps ? | |||
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"What sort of size are we talking about here  "Fuck ING mahoosive. | |||
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"Can I ask why OP" Yes. | |||
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? What colour dildo? Mr ddc This is very important isn't it... Hmmmmmmm purple." Then no, I'd be worried purple would clash with my blue shirt. BTW, I checked what sex I was, but now the girl cashier seems to be on the phone to the police. I wish you'd added "don't drop your trousers if you're in a queue at the garage"  | |||
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"but would rather be the one with my cock in your throat!" Exactly  | |||
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? " Oooh! Yes please!!  | |||
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? Not the choke part
Well it's just not sexy unless you gag dear. "Insist they wear mascara as its well sexy to watch it running down their face Apparently | |||
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? What colour dildo? Mr ddc This is very important isn't it... Hmmmmmmm purple. Then no, I'd be worried purple would clash with my blue shirt. BTW, I checked what sex I was, but now the girl cashier seems to be on the phone to the police. I wish you'd added "don't drop your trousers if you're in a queue at the garage" "It's vital I know what you bought at the garage. If purple is a problem we do beige and veiny if requested. | |||
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"Hey, id love you sitting on my face but would rather be the one with my cock in your throat! And would also like to fuck you proper aswell! "I'm sure. | |||
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? Not the choke part
Well it's just not sexy unless you gag dear.
Insist they wear mascara as its well sexy to watch it running down their face
Apparently "Well I was gonna ask ..... but I didn't want to presume too much in one post. | |||
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"Have done it on real cock so cant see difference. .lol" You straight men slay me | |||
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? What colour dildo? Mr ddc This is very important isn't it... Hmmmmmmm purple. Then no, I'd be worried purple would clash with my blue shirt. BTW, I checked what sex I was, but now the girl cashier seems to be on the phone to the police. I wish you'd added "don't drop your trousers if you're in a queue at the garage"
It's vital I know what you bought at the garage. If purple is a problem we do beige and veiny if requested. "Petrol, I'm not a lunatic 
If you had a green one that lit up, and were prepared to dress as Princess Leia in that leather bikini outfit, I might be prepared to give it a go.
But only for you.
And only to cheer you up, 'cos I know you've been feeling a bit grumpy lately...
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? Not the choke part
Well it's just not sexy unless you gag dear.
Insist they wear mascara as its well sexy to watch it running down their face
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Well I was gonna ask ..... but I didn't want to presume too much in one post."And the obligatory small puke and carry on like a trooper when you push their boundaries just a smidgen too much  | |||
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"Actually, due to the lack of response, I've changed my mind. " Oi, stop whinging at the back of the queue, just wait your turn patiently. I'm not sure she realised she'd get so many takers
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? What colour dildo? Mr ddc This is very important isn't it... Hmmmmmmm purple. Then no, I'd be worried purple would clash with my blue shirt. BTW, I checked what sex I was, but now the girl cashier seems to be on the phone to the police. I wish you'd added "don't drop your trousers if you're in a queue at the garage"
It's vital I know what you bought at the garage. If purple is a problem we do beige and veiny if requested.
Petrol, I'm not a lunatic
If you had a green one that lit up, and were prepared to dress as Princess Leia in that leather bikini outfit, I might be prepared to give it a go.
But only for you.
And only to cheer you up, 'cos I know you've been feeling a bit grumpy lately...
"Now im recovered from the grumpy bit.... I can do Princess Leia. It's only two danish pastries on my ear holes and a monks habit. You'd have to understand she's eaten a lot of pasties. Is lime green okay ? There's been a bit of a run on green this week. Lime green with a red flashing bell end. | |||
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"Love this OP... Lmp Lick My Pumps ?" Now that's what I call deep throating!! | |||
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"I've got a Rabbit I could use "Shit, what a year to give up bestiality as a New Year Resolution 
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"Actually, due to the lack of response, I've changed my mind. " Please Sir, be a little patience. We at Facefuckers.com pride ourselves on keeping our waiting time down to fifteen minutes. You have ticket number one. We are using the Clarkes Shoes method of service. | |||
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"I've got a Rabbit I could use
Shit, what a year to give up bestiality as a New Year Resolution
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"Actually, due to the lack of response, I've changed my mind. Oi, stop whinging at the back of the queue, just wait your turn patiently. I'm not sure she realised she'd get so many takers
"Those who hesitate, thinking their gonna get a deeper and more willing throat to fuck need to look at themselves in the mirror before they make assumptions and about others level of patience and shit. Just for the record (or 'download' as we in 2017 now say) I had no intention of being a gaping hole for granny to stuff. She might have put marmite on it!!! | |||
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"Actually, due to the lack of response, I've changed my mind. Please Sir, be a little patience. We at Facefuckers.com pride ourselves on keeping our waiting time down to fifteen minutes. You have ticket number one. We are using the Clarkes Shoes method of service." I have ticket number 2 | |||
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? " You forgot the part where the gag reflex kicks in and a little bit of sick comes out. | |||
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"Hey, id love you sitting on my face but would rather be the one with my cock in your throat! And would also like to fuck you proper aswell! "Methinks he missed the point Granny C | |||
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"I would. My ass is also yours." Your ass is anyones. I'd have to wipe my dildo ........ on exit. | |||
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"I've got a Rabbit I could use
Shit, what a year to give up bestiality as a New Year Resolution
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"Actually, due to the lack of response, I've changed my mind. Please Sir, be a little patience. We at Facefuckers.com pride ourselves on keeping our waiting time down to fifteen minutes. You have ticket number one. We are using the Clarkes Shoes method of service." I'll wait an hour then and then get some surly acne boy to bring me the wrong sized strap on | |||
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" Now im recovered from the grumpy bit.... I can do Princess Leia. It's only two danish pastries on my ear holes and a monks habit. " OMG that's Episode IV, that's completely the wrong look. I've gone all soft now | |||
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"Hey, id love you sitting on my face but would rather be the one with my cock in your throat! And would also like to fuck you proper aswell!
Methinks he missed the point Granny C"I said cock .....or ass or deepthroat..... most of them mist over after titties. | |||
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" Now im recovered from the grumpy bit.... I can do Princess Leia. It's only two danish pastries on my ear holes and a monks habit. OMG that's Episode IV, that's completely the wrong look. I've gone all soft now "I can make the habit crutchless and offer earcanal penetration | |||
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"Erm. No. That sounds horrible." mmmmmmmmmmmmm baby that just makes you a challenge.... mmmmmmm | |||
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"No. But if you look like Olivia Wilde or Yvonne Strahovski, I'll let it slip "Oscar Wilde ? Yvonne Goolagong and im yours | |||
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"Actually, due to the lack of response, I've changed my mind. Please Sir, be a little patience. We at Facefuckers.com pride ourselves on keeping our waiting time down to fifteen minutes. You have ticket number one. We are using the Clarkes Shoes method of service. I'll wait an hour then and then get some surly acne boy to bring me the wrong sized strap on "Well yes, but we do offer coffee and condoms to anyone who is still holding out after half an hour and a free apple turnover. | |||
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"I would. My ass is also yours. Your ass is anyones. I'd have to wipe my dildo ........ on exit. " :o | |||
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Here I was thinking: 'I quite like the sound of that'  | |||
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"Oh I am so naive Here I was thinking: 'I quite like the sound of that' "Not at all dear. Interrupted 85 will be along to satisfy you shortly. | |||
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"So OP, would you seek consent before you did it?" no way, most guys dont ask if its ok to ram your head down and hold it there while your struggling to get free and breath again so why should she | |||
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"No, can't see why that would be a sexual thrill, and I wouldn't want to do it to a woman in return either x" Well if not in return .......how about firsties ? | |||
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"So OP, would you seek consent before you did it? no way, most guys dont ask if its ok to ram your head down and hold it there while your struggling to get free and breath again so why should she "wanking at the thought | |||
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"Mr Ruggers said no bleep bleep chance." Tell him he protests too much ! | |||
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" Now im recovered from the grumpy bit.... I can do Princess Leia. It's only two danish pastries on my ear holes and a monks habit. OMG that's Episode IV, that's completely the wrong look. I've gone all soft now
I can make the habit crutchless and offer earcanal penetration"Maaaaaaybe... Could you dye Kinky's rabbit brown and give it a perm* so it looked a bit like Chewbacca? Then train it to make those groaning noises while you swung your green "lightsaber" around? *('perm' may be the wrong word, it's decades since I needed the services of a hairdresser) | |||
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"Mr Ruggers said no bleep bleep chance. Tell him he protests too much !" I did, but he bleeped a bit more | |||
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"So OP, would you seek consent before you did it? no way, most guys dont ask if its ok to ram your head down and hold it there while your struggling to get free and breath again so why should she
wanking at the thought"The last guy who did it to me didn't wank for ages after, i think keep knocking the scabs of got sore | |||
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"To make men think twice about wanting to do it to women by any chance? "Ahhhhhh hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa men and think in the same sentence.... hahahaaaaaa | |||
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"Oh I am so naive Here I was thinking: 'I quite like the sound of that'
Not at all dear. Interrupted 85 will be along to satisfy you shortly. "Shit just got real | |||
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"Mr Ruggers said no bleep bleep chance. Tell him he protests too much ! I did, but he bleeped a bit more "Can't you just tell him it's rude to talk with his mouth full? | |||
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"Oh I am so naive Here I was thinking: 'I quite like the sound of that'
Not at all dear. Interrupted 85 will be along to satisfy you shortly.
Shit just got real "Interrupted how about making this a spit roast? | |||
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"No, can't see why that would be a sexual thrill, and I wouldn't want to do it to a woman in return either x Well if not in return .......how about firsties ?" No thanks! Maybe I'm not sub enough | |||
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" Now im recovered from the grumpy bit.... I can do Princess Leia. It's only two danish pastries on my ear holes and a monks habit. OMG that's Episode IV, that's completely the wrong look. I've gone all soft now
I can make the habit crutchless and offer earcanal penetration
Maaaaaaybe...
Could you dye Kinky's rabbit brown and give it a perm* so it looked a bit like Chewbacca? Then train it to make those groaning noises while you swung your green "lightsaber" around?
*('perm' may be the wrong word, it's decades since I needed the services of a hairdresser)
"You weren't far wrong. These days it's called a sperm. Women have their hair spermed. | |||
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"Oh I am so naive Here I was thinking: 'I quite like the sound of that'
Not at all dear. Interrupted 85 will be along to satisfy you shortly.
Shit just got real
Interrupted how about making this a spit roast? "Now we're talking... | |||
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"Oh I am so naive Here I was thinking: 'I quite like the sound of that'
Not at all dear. Interrupted 85 will be along to satisfy you shortly.
Shit just got real
Interrupted how about making this a spit roast?
Now we're talking..."You do know that you're the one on all fours. | |||
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"Oh I am so naive Here I was thinking: 'I quite like the sound of that'
Not at all dear. Interrupted 85 will be along to satisfy you shortly.
Shit just got real
Interrupted how about making this a spit roast?
Now we're talking...
You do know that you're the one on all fours." | |||
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" @ "makes noises like a strangled duck n blows snot bubbles all over the place!""Now when I get offered deep throat,to save the time n not get snot all over my cock I'll give the lass a duck calling thingy to blow on n just take a cheese grater to my cock! | |||
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"Oh I am so naive Here I was thinking: 'I quite like the sound of that'
Not at all dear. Interrupted 85 will be along to satisfy you shortly.
Shit just got real
Interrupted how about making this a spit roast?
Now we're talking...
You do know that you're the one on all fours."Absolutely | |||
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" Now im recovered from the grumpy bit.... I can do Princess Leia. It's only two danish pastries on my ear holes and a monks habit. OMG that's Episode IV, that's completely the wrong look. I've gone all soft now
I can make the habit crutchless and offer earcanal penetration
Maaaaaaybe...
Could you dye Kinky's rabbit brown and give it a perm* so it looked a bit like Chewbacca? Then train it to make those groaning noises while you swung your green "lightsaber" around?
*('perm' may be the wrong word, it's decades since I needed the services of a hairdresser)
"The Rabbit in question doesn't have fur. It's see-through and you can see the things whirring round inside. I'ts crap actually so I'd be happy to ram it down some fool's throat | |||
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" @ "makes noises like a strangled duck n blows snot bubbles all over the place!"
Now when I get offered deep throat,to save the time n not get snot all over my cock I'll give the lass a duck calling thingy to blow on n just take a cheese grater to my cock! "You should NEVER use the words cock and cheese in the same conversation. | |||
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? What colour dildo? Mr ddc This is very important isn't it... Hmmmmmmm purple. Then no, I'd be worried purple would clash with my blue shirt. BTW, I checked what sex I was, but now the girl cashier seems to be on the phone to the police. I wish you'd added "don't drop your trousers if you're in a queue at the garage"
It's vital I know what you bought at the garage. If purple is a problem we do beige and veiny if requested.
Petrol, I'm not a lunatic
If you had a green one that lit up, and were prepared to dress as Princess Leia in that leather bikini outfit, I might be prepared to give it a go.
But only for you.
And only to cheer you up, 'cos I know you've been feeling a bit grumpy lately...
Now im recovered from the grumpy bit.... I can do Princess Leia. It's only two danish pastries on my ear holes and a monks habit. You'd have to understand she's eaten a lot of pasties. Is lime green okay ? There's been a bit of a run on green this week. Lime green with a red flashing bell end. "If the Danish pastries are maple and pecan I would consider 'very, very limited foreplay....if the monks habit involves dealing with sexual frustration, rather than dowdy garments..I will... erm" discuss mutual interest!
Lime green? Please dim the lights!
Otherwise, I have a golden rule (fnarr, fnarr!)...
In other words... If I am trying to be gentle, tender and responsive....my cock is not an Apollo space mission, go easy with your hand | |||
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? What colour dildo? Mr ddc This is very important isn't it... Hmmmmmmm purple. Then no, I'd be worried purple would clash with my blue shirt. BTW, I checked what sex I was, but now the girl cashier seems to be on the phone to the police. I wish you'd added "don't drop your trousers if you're in a queue at the garage"
It's vital I know what you bought at the garage. If purple is a problem we do beige and veiny if requested.
Petrol, I'm not a lunatic
If you had a green one that lit up, and were prepared to dress as Princess Leia in that leather bikini outfit, I might be prepared to give it a go.
But only for you.
And only to cheer you up, 'cos I know you've been feeling a bit grumpy lately...
Now im recovered from the grumpy bit.... I can do Princess Leia. It's only two danish pastries on my ear holes and a monks habit. You'd have to understand she's eaten a lot of pasties. Is lime green okay ? There's been a bit of a run on green this week. Lime green with a red flashing bell end.
If the Danish pastries are maple and pecan I would consider 'very, very limited foreplay....if the monks habit involves dealing with sexual frustration, rather than dowdy garments..I will... erm" discuss mutual interest!
Lime green? Please dim the lights!
Otherwise, I have a golden rule (fnarr, fnarr!)...
In other words... If I am trying to be gentle, tender and responsive....my cock is not an Apollo space mission, go easy with your hand "A GOLDEN rule...... you pervert. | |||
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" @ "makes noises like a strangled duck n blows snot bubbles all over the place!"
Now when I get offered deep throat,to save the time n not get snot all over my cock I'll give the lass a duck calling thingy to blow on n just take a cheese grater to my cock!
You should NEVER use the words cock and cheese in the same conversation."When the smegma is so mature it's like a hard Parmesan a cheese grater is far more efficient than soap! | |||
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"Already nominating this for the best thread of 2017. Well played." Harley, are you a face fucked male ? | |||
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" @ "makes noises like a strangled duck n blows snot bubbles all over the place!"
Now when I get offered deep throat,to save the time n not get snot all over my cock I'll give the lass a duck calling thingy to blow on n just take a cheese grater to my cock!
You should NEVER use the words cock and cheese in the same conversation.
When the smegma is so mature it's like a hard Parmesan a cheese grater is far more efficient than soap!
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"Already nominating this for the best thread of 2017. Well played. Harley, are you a face fucked male ?" No. | |||
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"Already nominating this for the best thread of 2017. Well played. Harley, are you a face fucked male ? No. "Bloody brazen to just come in and post when it's clear this is a serious thread that mustn't be derailed .... at any cost...... ....... titter | |||
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"Already nominating this for the best thread of 2017. Well played. Harley, are you a face fucked male ? No. "I could help if you wanted to try & pretend? | |||
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"Come on boys...I'd love to get my bile all over your bellends...I hear it burns like deep heat on an open wound "Now what a lovely helpful woman. | |||
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? " No | |||
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" @ "makes noises like a strangled duck n blows snot bubbles all over the place!"
Now when I get offered deep throat,to save the time n not get snot all over my cock I'll give the lass a duck calling thingy to blow on n just take a cheese grater to my cock!
You should NEVER use the words cock and cheese in the same conversation.
When the smegma is so mature it's like a hard Parmesan a cheese grater is far more efficient than soap!
Thank jesus I don't pay the extra per month for smellynet"Aye I think I'll cancel mine....every time I open my local updates feed I get hundreds of cats clawing at my windows n doors! | |||
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"Come on boys...I'd love to get my bile all over your bellends...I hear it burns like deep heat on an open wound
Now what a lovely helpful woman. "Here for their pleasure Ma'am [salutes] | |||
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"Come on boys...I'd love to get my bile all over your bellends...I hear it burns like deep heat on an open wound "No it doesn't
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"Already nominating this for the best thread of 2017. Well played. Harley, are you a face fucked male ? No.
Bloody brazen to just come in and post when it's clear this is a serious thread that mustn't be derailed .... at any cost...... ....... titter"Okay, I'll just sit on the sidelines. | |||
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? What colour dildo? Mr ddc This is very important isn't it... Hmmmmmmm purple. Then no, I'd be worried purple would clash with my blue shirt. BTW, I checked what sex I was, but now the girl cashier seems to be on the phone to the police. I wish you'd added "don't drop your trousers if you're in a queue at the garage"
It's vital I know what you bought at the garage. If purple is a problem we do beige and veiny if requested.
Petrol, I'm not a lunatic
If you had a green one that lit up, and were prepared to dress as Princess Leia in that leather bikini outfit, I might be prepared to give it a go.
But only for you.
And only to cheer you up, 'cos I know you've been feeling a bit grumpy lately...
Now im recovered from the grumpy bit.... I can do Princess Leia. It's only two danish pastries on my ear holes and a monks habit. You'd have to understand she's eaten a lot of pasties. Is lime green okay ? There's been a bit of a run on green this week. Lime green with a red flashing bell end.
If the Danish pastries are maple and pecan I would consider 'very, very limited foreplay....if the monks habit involves dealing with sexual frustration, rather than dowdy garments..I will... erm" discuss mutual interest!
Lime green? Please dim the lights!
Otherwise, I have a golden rule (fnarr, fnarr!)...
In other words... If I am trying to be gentle, tender and responsive....my cock is not an Apollo space mission, go easy with your hand
A GOLDEN rule...... you pervert. "I insist you put that as a verification!!! I will reply that Grumpy-Granny in her lime green mankini looked...erm...different to past experiences on site....the strap on with the bright red end was a bit scary, but great for flagging down a taxi at the end of the night | |||
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"Interesting & fuck funny thread GC, might have to take H back to the suppliers as she's obviously faulty as she'll do all of the gagging, tears in her eyes, almost puking out of choice with my hands nowhere near her head. It also makes her wetter than a bad day in Manchester, do you think I should sent her back? S" Is the inlet tube faulty ? | |||
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"Interesting thread. I honestly don't know. I would love to find the right woman to use one in my ass but I guess it depends on the situation " It's pretty easy to distinguish between your ass or your throat | |||
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"Interesting thread. I honestly don't know. I would love to find the right woman to use one in my ass but I guess it depends on the situation It's pretty easy to distinguish between your ass or your throat" I meant that I haven't been in the situation but would be willing to try if I was being the sub in a role play | |||
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? " No! Next question | |||
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? No! Next question " Next Q ........ are you sure ? | |||
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"So OP, would you seek consent before you did it? no way, most guys dont ask if its ok to ram your head down and hold it there while your struggling to get free and breath again so why should she "Perhaps you should rethink the type of men you're associating with. | |||
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? " I think I get your drift XXX | |||
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? " Would give it a go | |||
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"Erm. No. That sounds horrible. mmmmmmmmmmmmm baby that just makes you a challenge.... mmmmmmm " | |||
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? " Yes | |||
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? " Haven't tried it so it seems ignorant to say no... Then again, I haven't smeared a weasel in butter and used it to circumnavigate the globe, either. | |||
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? " Could you clarify if you would be doing this for your sexual satisfaction and enjoyment, or other reason(s) ? | |||
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" Could you clarify if you would be doing this for your sexual satisfaction and enjoyment, or other reason(s) ?" WHAAAAT? I never thought of that. I just assumed she was being totally altruistic as a gesture of the holiday season. "8 cocks a-choking" n all that. (or are we up to 9 today? It's so easy to lose count )
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? " Potentially. Depends how well we get on and how relaxed I am. Potentially.. | |||
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? " I enjoy the drooling, but not the wrenching. And on a cock not a dildo. | |||
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"Please check your gender and sexual proclivity before responding. .... Men. If I took a dildo and deep throated you and fucked your face till you choked, would you like that ? No Can you be sure of that Diamonde Joe and Diamond Joe ?" Yes | |||
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bht yes. I may top for men, but a woman with a strap on, I would submit | |||
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