FabSwingers.com forum: Lady in the shop

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Theres a lady in a local shop that i fantasise about fucking all the time, just want to bend her over and fuck her deep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great story Bro!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

CCTV?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Should i go for it?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Should i go for it?"

Has she indicated in any way that she wants you to?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Should i go for it?

Has she indicated in any way that she wants you to?"
Is that important?;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not every woman you come across is horny and gagging for cock just because you're on a swinging site.

But hey, knock yourself out. Try bending her over and fucking her, let us know how it goes from your hospital or jail.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Should i go for it?

Has she indicated in any way that she wants you to?Is that important?;-)"

Kind of

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shes seems pretty flirty, should just get my cock out and see if she bites

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Not every woman you come across is horny and gagging for cock just because you're on a swinging site.

But hey, knock yourself out. Try bending her over and fucking her, let us know how it goes from your hospital or jail.

I'm a woman gagging for pussy. True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shes seems pretty flirty, should just get my cock out and see if she bites

Hope it's not a pet shop

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Should i go for it?

Has she indicated in any way that she wants you to?Is that important?;-)"

Well, kind of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rape isn't funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not every woman you come across is horny and gagging for cock just because you're on a swinging site.

But hey, knock yourself out. Try bending her over and fucking her, let us know how it goes from your hospital or jail.

Shes not on a swinging site, just a acquaintance

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Shes seems pretty flirty, should just get my cock out and see if she bites

Please report back on her reaction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shes seems pretty flirty, should just get my cock out and see if she bites

I'd bite if a random bloke came into my work place & got his cock out, and not in a pleasant way...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Not every woman you come across is horny and gagging for cock just because you're on a swinging site.

But hey, knock yourself out. Try bending her over and fucking her, let us know how it goes from your hospital or jail.

Shes not on a swinging site, just a acquaintance "

What doe they sell in the shop out of curiosity?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not every woman you come across is horny and gagging for cock just because you're on a swinging site.

But hey, knock yourself out. Try bending her over and fucking her, let us know how it goes from your hospital or jail.

Shes not on a swinging site, just a acquaintance "

I meant you.

Where's the head and brick wall emoji

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just a casual shop. Fags, sweets?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Not every woman you come across is horny and gagging for cock just because you're on a swinging site.

But hey, knock yourself out. Try bending her over and fucking her, let us know how it goes from your hospital or jail.

Shes not on a swinging site, just a acquaintance

I meant you.

Where's the head and brick wall emoji

"
This might actually call for a dead and prick emoji?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not every woman you come across is horny and gagging for cock just because you're on a swinging site.

But hey, knock yourself out. Try bending her over and fucking her, let us know how it goes from your hospital or jail.

Shes not on a swinging site, just a acquaintance

What doe they sell in the shop out of curiosity? "

strapons, gimp masks, rope...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a casual shop. Fags, sweets?"

Are you being deliberately obtuse OP or is it a gift?

Have you tried saying hello to this woman you have objectified?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Just a casual shop. Fags, sweets?"
On a serious note, I think you might need to feel the temperature and see if she is interested in you. If she is she might like a confident bloke, but if not and if you are misreading her signs it could become a tad dangerous.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We speak all the time and she flirts alot, havent yet told her id like to take her upstairs

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

I done this with a girl in ASDA, apparently it's called indecent exposure and I'm now banned from all ASDA supermarkets within 50 miles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe consider a slightly less rapist like opening gambit.

How about 'fancy a drink sometime'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shes seems pretty flirty, should just get my cock out and see if she bites

Hope it's not a pet shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We speak all the time and she flirts alot, havent yet told her id like to take her upstairs"

Perhaps ask her out for a drink first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanks for the insight into how your mind works OP

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Shes seems pretty flirty, should just get my cock out and see if she bites

It's scary how some ****** think

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"We speak all the time and she flirts alot, havent yet told her id like to take her upstairs"

Why don't you try asking her out on a date?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shes seems pretty flirty, should just get my cock out and see if she bites

It's scary how some ****** think

Not really. It's why they are permanently single. They don't have a clue how to interact with real women. It's the FAF mentality.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"We speak all the time and she flirts alot, havent yet told her id like to take her upstairs"

ooooorrrrrr......she works in a customer service role and is just being engaging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great story Bro! "

I think I better buy a hat. I can hear wedding bells

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why do people assume il just bend her over without consent! You just have a poor view on men, where friends n talk and flirt. Id just like to see what shes like in the sack!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Why do people assume il just bend her over without consent! You just have a poor view on men, where friends n talk and flirt. Id just like to see what shes like in the sack!"

Um... its perhaps because that's precisely what you said? Just a guess mind.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Why do people assume il just bend her over without consent! You just have a poor view on men, where friends n talk and flirt. Id just like to see what shes like in the sack!"

Your the one that said 'maybe I'll just get my cock out'

Maybe you need a rethink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's the head and brick wall emoji

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So saying i want to bend someone over and fuck them means rape does it? Your off your rockers

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By *eal Deal PartiesWoman
over a year ago

"Theres a lady in a local shop that i fantasise about fucking all the time, just want to bend her over and fuck her deep!"

Thanks for sharing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You people take stuff way to literally! Its called banter!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

So this is where I've been going wrong. Noted

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

[Removed by poster at 01/01/17 19:35:05]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shes seems pretty flirty, should just get my cock out and see if she bites

Could be painful if she does

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shes seems pretty flirty, should just get my cock out and see if she bites

Could be painful if she does

Pain can sometimes be pleasurable!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"So saying i want to bend someone over and fuck them means rape does it? Your off your rockers"

no, but saying you want to get your cock out in front of her and see how she reacts is a bit fucking weird....you do see that dont you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So saying i want to bend someone over and fuck them means rape does it? Your off your rockers

no, but saying you want to get your cock out in front of her and see how she reacts is a bit fucking weird....you do see that dont you?"

Like i said if you read the comments, its banter. You just take things too literally! Jheez

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"So saying i want to bend someone over and fuck them means rape does it? Your off your rockers

no, but saying you want to get your cock out in front of her and see how she reacts is a bit fucking weird....you do see that dont you?

Like i said if you read the comments, its banter. You just take things too literally! Jheez"

You probably would have fared a lot better if you'd posted in the fantasies forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny how it always becomes 'banter' when the opinions take a turn you don't want to hear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You people take stuff way to literally! Its called banter!"

Thing is people take into account your other posts

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"So saying i want to bend someone over and fuck them means rape does it? Your off your rockers

no, but saying you want to get your cock out in front of her and see how she reacts is a bit fucking weird....you do see that dont you?

Like i said if you read the comments, its banter. You just take things too literally! Jheez"

you got bare shit bantz fam.....try hard comes to mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well as if id actually just flop my cock out in a shop? Clearly banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny how it always becomes 'banter' when the opinions take a turn you don't want to hear.

This

If you like her OP then ask her out, if your style is to whip your cock out and see what happens then do that, either way good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To everyone who takes things too serious! Leave the thread lol, nobodys asked you to be here!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"To everyone who takes things too serious! Leave the thread lol, nobodys asked you to be here!"

awwww look at you getting all worked up....its bantz bruv....can't handle it, dont dish it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bantz ain't what it used to be.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just dont want to have to talk with annoying people like you lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And listen to you saying 'bruv' look like a right tit

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

stop digging you'l reach the mantle

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

This is just embarrassing now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Archbishop of Banterbury

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Tell her the truth, next time your in there getting your stuff. Just say, Listen ???? I fantasise constantly about sharing a bed with you and if you feel the same, I'll give you the best 3 minutes of your life! I'm serious, smut with a splash of humour opens a lot of doors... although I have had a few slammed in my face too!

P.S. Google or YouTube Kev's Courting Song.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We speak all the time and she flirts alot, havent yet told her id like to take her upstairs

ooooorrrrrr......she works in a customer service role and is just being engaging"

This! So many folk can misinterpret friendliness for flirting, even more so when you are just trying to do a good job it seems!

Ruby

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over a year ago

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"And listen to you saying 'bruv' look like a right tit"

i'm using in an ironical fashion obvs

i also said fam earlier

get with it fella

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell her the truth, next time your in there getting your stuff. Just say, Listen ???? I fantasise constantly about sharing a bed with you and if you feel the same, I'll give you the best 3 minutes of your life! I'm serious, smut with a splash of humour opens a lot of doors... although I have had a few slammed in my face too!

P.S. Google or YouTube Kev's Courting Song.

Haha, Il be sure to have a look lol

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Shes seems pretty flirty, should just get my cock out and see if she bites

If ever anyone had picked the wrong username....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And listen to you saying 'bruv' look like a right tit"

Just need a left tit now then you'll be at first base

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Archbishop of Banterbury"

Eric Bantona

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Not every woman you come across is horny and gagging for cock just because you're on a swinging site.

But hey, knock yourself out. Try bending her over and fucking her, let us know how it goes from your hospital or jail.

Still amazes me the mindset of some. They're on a swingers site with a permanent horn therefore everyone they fancy is up for it too!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"thanks for the insight into how your mind works OP

Yep!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Just a casual shop. Fags..."

Well, you are bi-curious, it must be a sign...

The safest way is to only ever buy things to that add up to 69 pence. Eventually she will almost certainly say something like "My favourite number, I'd love a 69 with you" At this point you say "Well, I'd luv to bend you over the frozen prawns and fuck you silly" (In your best Sid James' voice, natch) and Bob's your uncle.

I saw it in a documentary called "Confessions of a Convenience Store Checkout Girl"

(or was it Carry on up the Supermarket? I forget which

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Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahahahahaha

This was all a big joke, right?

RIGHT??

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