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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just been told I'm a pawg? Can someone tell me what this means please

Thank you x

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

At this time of the morning?

Are you crazy?!

Book an appointment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phat Ass White Girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It stands for

Made up load of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been told I'm a pawg? Can someone tell me what this means please

Thank you x"

Phat Ass White Girl - My Favorite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It stands for

Made up load of shit"

But isn't everything just a load of made up shit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you

Happy new year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you

Happy new year

My first good deed of the year, you're welcome Lolly. Happy East 17!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It stands for

Made up load of shit

But isn't everything just a load of made up shit?"

Na just you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was the person that told you this Welsh?

Seems like a Welsh word with the spelling,but what the fuck would I know....I still don't know what a cwtch is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was the person that told you this Welsh?

Seems like a Welsh word with the spelling,but what the fuck would I know....I still don't know what a cwtch is?"

As far as I can understand its a cuddle... A fucking cuddle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was the person that told you this Welsh?

Seems like a Welsh word with the spelling,but what the fuck would I know....I still don't know what a cwtch is?

As far as I can understand its a cuddle... A fucking cuddle..."

Ahhh a fucking cuddle eh...or even a fiddle.

Still none the wiser how it got shortened to cwtch!

If I wasn't so lazy I'd conduct some research on the etymology of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No fucking idea folk probably think it's cool or some shit

Got no time for it myself, too busy fucking doing shit and fucking getting shit done!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Guys, could you please stop all the fucking swearing?

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys, could you please stop all the fucking swearing?

MrsSB

Absolutely fucking not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cwtch also means cupboard or cubbyhole and cuddle or hug. So basically providing a safe place. No direct English translation though closest thing is couche for resting or hiding place.

So cwtch is providing a safe place. Like a cuddle...

I was bored so thought I'd jump in with some bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Welsh hug eh....good old google.

Well I can't be this lazy all the time,it's too much like hard work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cwtch also means cupboard or cubbyhole and cuddle or hug. So basically providing a safe place. No direct English translation though closest thing is couche for resting or hiding place.

So cwtch is providing a safe place. Like a cuddle...

I was bored so thought I'd jump in with some bollocks "

If you're bored you could jump on my safe place ie my cock!

Hows that for a motherfucking cwtch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cwtch also means cupboard or cubbyhole and cuddle or hug. So basically providing a safe place. No direct English translation though closest thing is couche for resting or hiding place.

So cwtch is providing a safe place. Like a cuddle...

I was bored so thought I'd jump in with some bollocks

If you're bored you could jump on my safe place ie my cock!

Hows that for a motherfucking cwtch? "

Hahaha. Dont mind if I do

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

" A Welsh hug eh....good old google.

Well I can't be this lazy all the time,it's too much like hard work!"

It's a lot of work. Copy word. Paste on Google translate. End finally, explaining it to us. Well done you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cwtch also means cupboard or cubbyhole and cuddle or hug. So basically providing a safe place. No direct English translation though closest thing is couche for resting or hiding place.

So cwtch is providing a safe place. Like a cuddle...

I was bored so thought I'd jump in with some bollocks "

Glad to see you jumping in with some bollocks,definitely preferable to you jumping on some bollocks!

Ooooyah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cwtch also means cupboard or cubbyhole and cuddle or hug. So basically providing a safe place. No direct English translation though closest thing is couche for resting or hiding place.

So cwtch is providing a safe place. Like a cuddle...

I was bored so thought I'd jump in with some bollocks

If you're bored you could jump on my safe place ie my cock!

Hows that for a motherfucking cwtch?

Hahaha. Dont mind if I do

Any time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cwtch also means cupboard or cubbyhole and cuddle or hug. So basically providing a safe place. No direct English translation though closest thing is couche for resting or hiding place.

So cwtch is providing a safe place. Like a cuddle...

I was bored so thought I'd jump in with some bollocks

Glad to see you jumping in with some bollocks,definitely preferable to you jumping on some bollocks!

Ooooyah!

I bet there's some that would disagree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" A Welsh hug eh....good old google.

Well I can't be this lazy all the time,it's too much like hard work!

It's a lot of work. Copy word. Paste on Google translate. End finally, explaining it to us. Well done you

Copy? Paste? What is this wizardry? I just typed it on me ye olde typewriter,then took a rubbing from it(whilst giving myself a wee rub too!)then sent it to the googles via carrier pigeon!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

" A Welsh hug eh....good old google.

Well I can't be this lazy all the time,it's too much like hard work!

It's a lot of work. Copy word. Paste on Google translate. End finally, explaining it to us. Well done you

Copy? Paste? What is this wizardry? I just typed it on me ye olde typewriter,then took a rubbing from it(whilst giving myself a wee rub too!)then sent it to the googles via carrier pigeon!

I'm going to be in Edinburgh in the next few weeks, I could show you a couple of tricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It stands for

Made up load of shit

But isn't everything just a load of made up shit?

Na just you "

Based on my theory, I can't argue with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" A Welsh hug eh....good old google.

Well I can't be this lazy all the time,it's too much like hard work!

It's a lot of work. Copy word. Paste on Google translate. End finally, explaining it to us. Well done you

Copy? Paste? What is this wizardry? I just typed it on me ye olde typewriter,then took a rubbing from it(whilst giving myself a wee rub too!)then sent it to the googles via carrier pigeon!

I'm going to be in Edinburgh in the next few weeks, I could show you a couple of tricks

Oh aye,you gonna fire ping pong ballls at me from yer fanny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No fucking idea folk probably think it's cool or some shit

Got no time for it myself, too busy fucking doing shit and fucking getting shit done!

Busy beaver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh aye,you gonna fire ping pong ballls at me from yer fanny?

Ping pawg.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

" A Welsh hug eh....good old google.

Well I can't be this lazy all the time,it's too much like hard work!

It's a lot of work. Copy word. Paste on Google translate. End finally, explaining it to us. Well done you

Copy? Paste? What is this wizardry? I just typed it on me ye olde typewriter,then took a rubbing from it(whilst giving myself a wee rub too!)then sent it to the googles via carrier pigeon!

I'm going to be in Edinburgh in the next few weeks, I could show you a couple of tricks

Oh aye,you gonna fire ping pong ballls at me from yer fanny?

I make things disappear and appear repeatedly

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Oh aye,you gonna fire ping pong ballls at me from yer fanny?

Ping pawg."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only an idiotic imbecile would call an older woman a 'Pawg'. Blocked a guy in Manchester as that's all he posted about...morning, noon and night. zzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cwtch also means cupboard or cubbyhole and cuddle or hug. So basically providing a safe place. No direct English translation though closest thing is couche for resting or hiding place.

So cwtch is providing a safe place. Like a cuddle...

I was bored so thought I'd jump in with some bollocks

Glad to see you jumping in with some bollocks,definitely preferable to you jumping on some bollocks!

Ooooyah!

I bet there's some that would disagree!

I'm envisioning the Eminem lyrics....what,she tripped,fell then landed on his(my)dick..... rather than having my nads squashed by a pair of stilettos!

Though I have witnessed some very nasty cock n ball torture vids on pornhub

Each to their own n all that but not my nads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" A Welsh hug eh....good old google.

Well I can't be this lazy all the time,it's too much like hard work!

It's a lot of work. Copy word. Paste on Google translate. End finally, explaining it to us. Well done you

Copy? Paste? What is this wizardry? I just typed it on me ye olde typewriter,then took a rubbing from it(whilst giving myself a wee rub too!)then sent it to the googles via carrier pigeon!

I'm going to be in Edinburgh in the next few weeks, I could show you a couple of tricks

Oh aye,you gonna fire ping pong ballls at me from yer fanny?

I make things disappear and appear repeatedly

Hide the sausage behind the beef curtains?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

" A Welsh hug eh....good old google.

Well I can't be this lazy all the time,it's too much like hard work!

It's a lot of work. Copy word. Paste on Google translate. End finally, explaining it to us. Well done you

Copy? Paste? What is this wizardry? I just typed it on me ye olde typewriter,then took a rubbing from it(whilst giving myself a wee rub too!)then sent it to the googles via carrier pigeon!

I'm going to be in Edinburgh in the next few weeks, I could show you a couple of tricks

Oh aye,you gonna fire ping pong ballls at me from yer fanny?

I make things disappear and appear repeatedly

Hide the sausage behind the beef curtains?

Yes. You've heard of it then. Do you want to see it/feel it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" A Welsh hug eh....good old google.

Well I can't be this lazy all the time,it's too much like hard work!

It's a lot of work. Copy word. Paste on Google translate. End finally, explaining it to us. Well done you

Copy? Paste? What is this wizardry? I just typed it on me ye olde typewriter,then took a rubbing from it(whilst giving myself a wee rub too!)then sent it to the googles via carrier pigeon!

I'm going to be in Edinburgh in the next few weeks, I could show you a couple of tricks

Oh aye,you gonna fire ping pong ballls at me from yer fanny?

I make things disappear and appear repeatedly

Hide the sausage behind the beef curtains?

Yes. You've heard of it then. Do you want to see it/feel it?

Give me a shout when you're up here n I'll happily wipe my cock with those curtains!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

" A Welsh hug eh....good old google.

Well I can't be this lazy all the time,it's too much like hard work!

It's a lot of work. Copy word. Paste on Google translate. End finally, explaining it to us. Well done you

Copy? Paste? What is this wizardry? I just typed it on me ye olde typewriter,then took a rubbing from it(whilst giving myself a wee rub too!)then sent it to the googles via carrier pigeon!

I'm going to be in Edinburgh in the next few weeks, I could show you a couple of tricks

Oh aye,you gonna fire ping pong ballls at me from yer fanny?

I make things disappear and appear repeatedly

Hide the sausage behind the beef curtains?

Yes. You've heard of it then. Do you want to see it/feel it?

Give me a shout when you're up here n I'll happily wipe my cock with those curtains!

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" A Welsh hug eh....good old google.

Well I can't be this lazy all the time,it's too much like hard work!

It's a lot of work. Copy word. Paste on Google translate. End finally, explaining it to us. Well done you

Copy? Paste? What is this wizardry? I just typed it on me ye olde typewriter,then took a rubbing from it(whilst giving myself a wee rub too!)then sent it to the googles via carrier pigeon!

I'm going to be in Edinburgh in the next few weeks, I could show you a couple of tricks

Oh aye,you gonna fire ping pong ballls at me from yer fanny?

I make things disappear and appear repeatedly

Hide the sausage behind the beef curtains?

Yes. You've heard of it then. Do you want to see it/feel it?

Give me a shout when you're up here n I'll happily wipe my cock with those curtains!

Deal

I'll pm you my mugshot......I trust you'll be inviting me to your hotel room and supplying the vodka n Irn Bru?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

" A Welsh hug eh....good old google.

Well I can't be this lazy all the time,it's too much like hard work!

It's a lot of work. Copy word. Paste on Google translate. End finally, explaining it to us. Well done you

Copy? Paste? What is this wizardry? I just typed it on me ye olde typewriter,then took a rubbing from it(whilst giving myself a wee rub too!)then sent it to the googles via carrier pigeon!

I'm going to be in Edinburgh in the next few weeks, I could show you a couple of tricks

Oh aye,you gonna fire ping pong ballls at me from yer fanny?

I make things disappear and appear repeatedly

Hide the sausage behind the beef curtains?

Yes. You've heard of it then. Do you want to see it/feel it?

Give me a shout when you're up here n I'll happily wipe my cock with those curtains!

Deal

I'll pm you my mugshot......I trust you'll be inviting me to your hotel room and supplying the vodka n Irn Bru?

So demanding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh aye,you gonna fire ping pong ballls at me from yer fanny?

Ping pawg."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" A Welsh hug eh....good old google.

Well I can't be this lazy all the time,it's too much like hard work!

It's a lot of work. Copy word. Paste on Google translate. End finally, explaining it to us. Well done you

Copy? Paste? What is this wizardry? I just typed it on me ye olde typewriter,then took a rubbing from it(whilst giving myself a wee rub too!)then sent it to the googles via carrier pigeon!

I'm going to be in Edinburgh in the next few weeks, I could show you a couple of tricks

Oh aye,you gonna fire ping pong ballls at me from yer fanny?

I make things disappear and appear repeatedly

Hide the sausage behind the beef curtains?

Yes. You've heard of it then. Do you want to see it/feel it?

Give me a shout when you're up here n I'll happily wipe my cock with those curtains!

Deal

I'll pm you my mugshot......I trust you'll be inviting me to your hotel room and supplying the vodka n Irn Bru?

So demanding

Awch awright then,I'll bring the Irn Bru!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Was the person that told you this Welsh?

Seems like a Welsh word with the spelling,but what the fuck would I know....I still don't know what a cwtch is?

As far as I can understand its a cuddle... A fucking cuddle..."

A snuggly cuddle. Sex is optional.

But always fun!

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