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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What was it & where is it now?

Mine was another nail polish set, its now in the drawer for the next PTA collection....

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Oh god, some rubber torch set thing that I got from an old neighbour about 25 years ago. Think it went in the bin a couple of days later (the stench of rubber was unbelievably over powering lol).

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I collected my friend from the airport yesterday and she handed me a gift when she got in the car. Clearly in a state of massive jet lag she picked something up at Amsterdam airport when she knew I was coming to pick her up. My only assumption is that she thought it was a candle holder when it is in fact a wasp catcher. I live in a flat.

I can't decide whether to tell her or not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I collected my friend from the airport yesterday and she handed me a gift when she got in the car. Clearly in a state of massive jet lag she picked something up at Amsterdam airport when she knew I was coming to pick her up. My only assumption is that she thought it was a candle holder when it is in fact a wasp catcher. I live in a flat.

I can't decide whether to tell her or not. "

Is she staying with you? If so stick a candle in it whilst she's there, see what happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh god, some rubber torch set thing that I got from an old neighbour about 25 years ago. Think it went in the bin a couple of days later (the stench of rubber was unbelievably over powering lol)."

I'm not surprised!!

I heard on the radio someone was given a coat hanger as a present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two left footed slippers from an aunt years ago

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I collected my friend from the airport yesterday and she handed me a gift when she got in the car. Clearly in a state of massive jet lag she picked something up at Amsterdam airport when she knew I was coming to pick her up. My only assumption is that she thought it was a candle holder when it is in fact a wasp catcher. I live in a flat.

I can't decide whether to tell her or not.

Is she staying with you? If so stick a candle in it whilst she's there, see what happens "

No she lives in her own flat here... she was coming home from visiting her sister. I've hung it in the kitchen for now... I'm sure my folks will appreciate it in the summer given they have an actual garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tape measure, now i can see how small my penis is

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A scarf which will also be given to the schools next raffle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A soil scooper....from my mother ...bless her

In fact it probably will come in handy next year...once I get the new vegetable garden sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A razor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A razor "

That's outrageous!!!!!

But also rather funny

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

I once received back the present I'd given my sister in law 5 yrs previous. It was a Boots perfume set with out of date vouchers inside and a couple of the perfumes she'd already used!? In her defence we don't get on! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once received back the present I'd given my sister in law 5 yrs previous. It was a Boots perfume set with out of date vouchers inside and a couple of the perfumes she'd already used!? In her defence we don't get on! X "

Did you re gift it back to her this year?

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

A towel.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I once received back the present I'd given my sister in law 5 yrs previous. It was a Boots perfume set with out of date vouchers inside and a couple of the perfumes she'd already used!? In her defence we don't get on! X

Did you re gift it back to her this year? "

I'd wait till next year!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I did well this year - booze, chocs, and slipper socks (so toasty!)

I was once given a plastic pen in the shape of a tree, and a tie-dye wife beater. Some people are just better at presents as others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once received back the present I'd given my sister in law 5 yrs previous. It was a Boots perfume set with out of date vouchers inside and a couple of the perfumes she'd already used!? In her defence we don't get on! X

Did you re gift it back to her this year?

I'd wait till next year! "

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"A towel. "

Nothing wrong with a good towel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only had great ones, last one arrived yesterday which I bought for myself just to find out its now £20 off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only had great ones, last one arrived yesterday which I bought for myself just to find out its now £20 off."

I hate that, piss take

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only had great ones, last one arrived yesterday which I bought for myself just to find out its now £20 off.

I hate that, piss take "

I know, it wasn't on sale on Christmas or boxing day but it's on sale on new years Eve, wtf!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a bag full of tat I'll never ever use from my mother in law. It's in the cupboard under the stairs and the contents gradually distributed to church fairs and charity collections through the year, as per.

I think the highlight was the mustard coloured scarf which is possibly the most unflattering colour I've ever seen in my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A towel.

Nothing wrong with a good towel."

He's no hoopy frood

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Oh god, some rubber torch set thing that I got from an old neighbour about 25 years ago. Think it went in the bin a couple of days later (the stench of rubber was unbelievably over powering lol).

I'm not surprised!!

I heard on the radio someone was given a coat hanger as a present "

Ok, that beats mine by a country mile

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I've got a bag full of tat I'll never ever use from my mother in law. It's in the cupboard under the stairs and the contents gradually distributed to church fairs and charity collections through the year, as per.

I think the highlight was the mustard coloured scarf which is possibly the most unflattering colour I've ever seen in my life. "

Must be a mother in law thing, the scarf I got was mustard and khaki.....what was she thinking?!!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I've got a bag full of tat I'll never ever use from my mother in law. It's in the cupboard under the stairs and the contents gradually distributed to church fairs and charity collections through the year, as per.

I think the highlight was the mustard coloured scarf which is possibly the most unflattering colour I've ever seen in my life.

Must be a mother in law thing, the scarf I got was mustard and khaki.....what was she thinking?!!!"

One of my mates got some cellulite cream from her mother in law... I think you two should be grateful for your mustard scarves!!

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

I got a beard trimmer once

And I don't have a beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum got me a pair of black & pink ladies' cycling tights

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"What was it & where is it now"

Man-flu

It's now with Mrs ddc

Mr ddc

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I got a beard trimmer once

And I don't have a beard "

You can swap with FabulousandBearded - he got a razor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mum got me a pair of black & pink ladies' cycling tights "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a bag full of tat I'll never ever use from my mother in law. It's in the cupboard under the stairs and the contents gradually distributed to church fairs and charity collections through the year, as per.

I think the highlight was the mustard coloured scarf which is possibly the most unflattering colour I've ever seen in my life.

Must be a mother in law thing, the scarf I got was mustard and khaki.....what was she thinking?!!!

One of my mates got some cellulite cream from her mother in law... I think you two should be grateful for your mustard scarves!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a bag full of tat I'll never ever use from my mother in law. It's in the cupboard under the stairs and the contents gradually distributed to church fairs and charity collections through the year, as per.

I think the highlight was the mustard coloured scarf which is possibly the most unflattering colour I've ever seen in my life.

Must be a mother in law thing, the scarf I got was mustard and khaki.....what was she thinking?!!!

One of my mates got some cellulite cream from her mother in law... I think you two should be grateful for your mustard scarves!! "

Oh my, that's passive aggression at its finest!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

a smelly set that I know I'm allergic to (work secret santa) so it's in my cupboard to donate to the girls next school fares Tombola

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

We didn't really do presents this year but I did receive the odd one from friends. One of these is a strange felt penguin that doesn't really look like a penguin and appears to have no use but to attract dust and lint.

The worst ever was one from Mum, many years ago. It is was a draught excluder that appeared to be stuffed with all manner of old clothes. It was HUGE, an ugly pinky beige material and so lumpy that it couldn't lay flat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two left footed slippers from an aunt years ago "

Hahahaha - sorry

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

The usual supply of Dove toiletries from my ex mother in law. They make me itch so another batch for the school summer fair!!

JG x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once received back the present I'd given my sister in law 5 yrs previous. It was a Boots perfume set with out of date vouchers inside and a couple of the perfumes she'd already used!? In her defence we don't get on! X "

Ah the passive aggressive present. I was given the most hideous black necklace by my now ex-boyfriends mother. She absolutely hated me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being ignored by my sister. Maybe it does not count as a present but it was worse than getting a rubbish gift.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a bag full of tat I'll never ever use from my mother in law. It's in the cupboard under the stairs and the contents gradually distributed to church fairs and charity collections through the year, as per.

I think the highlight was the mustard coloured scarf which is possibly the most unflattering colour I've ever seen in my life.

Must be a mother in law thing, the scarf I got was mustard and khaki.....what was she thinking?!!!

One of my mates got some cellulite cream from her mother in law... I think you two should be grateful for your mustard scarves!! "

Bloody hell! She should re-gift it back to her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum got me a pair of black & pink ladies' cycling tights "

With your thighs that would make an epic profile pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mam bought me not one but two sets of anti wrinkle creams. I burst out laughing when I opened them - her hearts in the right place though. In her defense I look like shit

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Wasn't this year but when me and my ex lived together he bought HIMSELF a wii console for MY Christmas present...made clear by the fact that he asked me beforehand and I said I didn't want one, he was the only one who played it, and he said as soon as I opened it that if we broke up it was staying with him.

The relationship didn't last much longer after that...

- Amy. x

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Two left footed slippers from an aunt years ago

Hahahaha - sorry "

I think she must have seen him on the dance floor

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By *rossflow daveMan
over a year ago

Mullingar

Years ago I received a black string vest

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville


"I once received back the present I'd given my sister in law 5 yrs previous. It was a Boots perfume set with out of date vouchers inside and a couple of the perfumes she'd already used!? In her defence we don't get on! X

Did you re gift it back to her this year?

I'd wait till next year! "

Na my mum wouldn't let me!

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville


"I once received back the present I'd given my sister in law 5 yrs previous. It was a Boots perfume set with out of date vouchers inside and a couple of the perfumes she'd already used!? In her defence we don't get on! X

Ah the passive aggressive present. I was given the most hideous black necklace by my now ex-boyfriends mother. She absolutely hated me "

I'm liking the passive aggressive present description!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex boyfriends mother bought us a joint present of supermarket own brand baileys (I don't like it ) and a box of milk tray - half the chocolates have nuts in and he's allergic to nuts

Mrs

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville


"My ex boyfriends mother bought us a joint present of supermarket own brand baileys (I don't like it ) and a box of milk tray - half the chocolates have nuts in and he's allergic to nuts

Mrs "

Wow just wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was it & where is it now?

Mine was another nail polish set, its now in the drawer for the next PTA collection.... "

I got a nose and ear hair trimmer.... from a DG lol

I did ask for it as I couldn't think what else I needed

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"What was it & where is it now?

Mine was another nail polish set, its now in the drawer for the next PTA collection....

I got a nose and ear hair trimmer.... from a DG lol

I did ask for it as I couldn't think what else I needed "

Careful what you wish for brother dearest!!

I've got some magic powder for removing your pubes... it'll do the same job.

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By *ackStrakerMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"A scarf which will also be given to the schools next raffle! "

Wear that scarf damn you, with pride

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Thermal top..

O the thought that went into that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex boyfriends mother bought us a joint present of supermarket own brand baileys (I don't like it ) and a box of milk tray - half the chocolates have nuts in and he's allergic to nuts

Mrs

Wow just wow "

She was a lovely woman but I think she just picked up two random things and didn't think

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London

Years ago botle of shampoo and conditioner, they must know I needed a bath lol

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London


"Wasn't this year but when me and my ex lived together he bought HIMSELF a wii console for MY Christmas present...made clear by the fact that he asked me beforehand and I said I didn't want one, he was the only one who played it, and he said as soon as I opened it that if we broke up it was staying with him.

The relationship didn't last much longer after that...

- Amy. x"

We don't blame you

Well done

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By *verready32Man
over a year ago

omagh

I once got a face cloth, so I kept it and wrapped it up and gave it back the following Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was it & where is it now?

Mine was another nail polish set, its now in the drawer for the next PTA collection.... "

All food mixer from my parents, I have never had need of one in my life, I'm a single shift worker who lives on convenience food lol. Currently sat in the box on a shelf in the kitchen just so my parents see it when they visit lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What was it & where is it now?

Mine was another nail polish set, its now in the drawer for the next PTA collection....

I got a nose and ear hair trimmer.... from a DG lol

I did ask for it as I couldn't think what else I needed

Careful what you wish for brother dearest!!

I've got some magic powder for removing your pubes... it'll do the same job. "

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"What was it & where is it now?

Mine was another nail polish set, its now in the drawer for the next PTA collection....

I got a nose and ear hair trimmer.... from a DG lol

I did ask for it as I couldn't think what else I needed

Careful what you wish for brother dearest!!

I've got some magic powder for removing your pubes... it'll do the same job.

"

Well I mean really... when you ask someone what they want for Christmas and they tell you a nose hair trimmer... what do you do with that except buy it?!

No imagination!

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By *albec26Man
over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

Off my parents one year I got a giant jar of gherkins all because I commented that I like a slice of the stuff in a burger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once given a flight to Iraq think they was trying to get rid of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was it & where is it now?

Mine was another nail polish set, its now in the drawer for the next PTA collection....

All food mixer from my parents, I have never had need of one in my life, I'm a single shift worker who lives on convenience food lol. Currently sat in the box on a shelf in the kitchen just so my parents see it when they visit lol."

Give it to me, I'll make use of it

I have a giant box of Black Magic I'll swap for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Off my parents one year I got a giant jar of gherkins all because I commented that I like a slice of the stuff in a burger! "

I've done something similar in the past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once got a face cloth, so I kept it and wrapped it up and gave it back the following Christmas."

Hahahaha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a tyre inflator and torch. Useful but not very exciting.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A book on trains which I read in an hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once given a flight to Iraq think they was trying to get rid of me "

You win the internet today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mean lottery and no I never

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

In my younger days I would of said socks but now that's all I want big work socks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A razor "

Please don't use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One year we agreed not to buy each other anything.

Of course I bought her a present, she didn't.

Was all wobbly lipped the rest of the day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One year we agreed not to buy each other anything.

Of course I bought her a present, she didn't.

Was all wobbly lipped the rest of the day. "

My friends did exactly this one Christmas, ended up in an almighty row...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We also do a stocking for each other, have for the past thirty years, and get the bits when we finish work on Christmas Eve.

I was in Marks and Spencer when she rang, she wanted to know if I'd finished as she just had.

I asked where she was, Poundland.

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