FabSwingers.com forum: So you're trapped in a lift

By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

For 24 hours ...

Which person do you want in there with you and which person would be your nightmare . ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tough question...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum, because she's seen me piss and shit myself before and has got really good at hiding her dissapointment

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I wouldn't wanna be locked in a lift either way

Xxx

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"My mum, because she's seen me piss and shit myself before and has got really good at hiding her dissapointment

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

John McClane-he'll have the doors open in about 5 minutes....Yippee-ki-yay, motherfuckers!

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By *ouple4biMMFCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I have a bit of a problem with confined spaces,may be a good idea if there's no-one in there with me

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Stuck in a lift with _unlovers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dream fellow lift trapie .. Bjork

Nightmare ,,, Boris Johnson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a bit of a problem with confined spaces,may be a good idea if there's no-one in there with me

I was just thinking the same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a bit of a problem with confined spaces,may be a good idea if there's no-one in there with me

I was just thinking the same thing

And me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"John McClane-he'll have the doors open in about 5 minutes....Yippee-ki-yay, motherfuckers!

Like your style bud, but MacGyver would have me out in 2mins

Worst nightmare would my boss

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

best: a lift repair technician of course

worst: any government offical

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

This happened to me once ... the lift stopped and the lights went out .... and I dont mind telling you ... the only person I wanted was my mum ....

10 mins felt like 10 hours ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best: Spiderman

Worst: Le Petomaine

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Best & worst: Katie Hopkins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst Gemma Collins

Best Naomie Harris

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

There's a woman at work with an accent that really grates, and she can talk for England without ever saying anything.

She'd be the best - I'd be able to claim justifiable homicide after 5 minutes and would have the rest of the time to myself.

The worst would be any of the claustrophobics above!

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

as a porter I was among many others in the local hospital who had to use any of 4 lifts to get up to the wards and back again the lifts often broke down and often full the amount of human traffic etc through the day and most days of the year it was not surpriseing with visitors and all there were stairs and plenty of them nearly 40 years ago now being agile was part of the job for nearly 3 years I was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mum, because she's seen me piss and shit myself before and has got really good at hiding her dissapointment

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Someone who doesn't mind being used as a cushion. Those floors are hard.

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By *erry194Man
over a year ago

luton

I would love one last chat with my late brother and tell him how I miss him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum.

Is my nightmare.

My wife.

The more time we're alone the better it gets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone who doesn't mind being used as a cushion. Those floors are hard."

I'd be your cushion but after looking at your pics there may be a bump somewhere

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"John McClane-he'll have the doors open in about 5 minutes....Yippee-ki-yay, motherfuckers!

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By *igris_PardusCouple
over a year ago

Bracknell

"For 24 hours ...

Which person do you want in there with you and which person would be your nightmare . ??"

Panic attack only by the thought of being trapped!

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By *anB451Man
over a year ago

Reading

Best: someone with good conversation and nice to look at. Especially if I'm going to be in there for a long time! Maybe Jennifer Lawrence!

Worst: Someone lecturing. Probably Barack Obama!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

My best person is a lift engineer and the worst person would be someone who is more claustrophobic than me!

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By *igris_PardusCouple
over a year ago

Bracknell

"My best person is a lift engineer and the worst person would be someone who is more claustrophobic than me!

That would be me! I can't get on a glassed lift without peeing a little and can't go up over 5 floors without starting to sweet!

I HATE lifts!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I think they're probably both on fabs....

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Personally I wouldn't want a lift engineer trapped in there with me. I would want him outside, repairing the fucking lift...

I also wouldn't want the person who still can't understand how the plane could take off from a bloody treadmill...

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Someone who doesn't mind being used as a cushion. Those floors are hard.

I'd be your cushion but after looking at your pics there may be a bump somewhere

Thanks for the offer but I would be your nightmare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Megan fox, yes please

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"My best person is a lift engineer and the worst person would be someone who is more claustrophobic than me!

That would be me! I can't get on a glassed lift without peeing a little and can't go up over 5 floors without starting to sweet!

I HATE lifts!

HK "

oh dear, you're worse than me..

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Personally I wouldn't want a lift engineer trapped in there with me. I would want him outside, repairing the fucking lift...

I also wouldn't want the person who still can't understand how the plane could take off from a bloody treadmill...

This

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By *igris_PardusCouple
over a year ago

Bracknell

"My mum, because she's seen me piss and shit myself before and has got really good at hiding her dissapointment

I'm with you!

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"My mum, because she's seen me piss and shit myself before and has got really good at hiding her dissapointment

It's time to put last weekends embarrassment behind you and move on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd want Eve, and.. I'd hate Gary Neville.

He's a tw#t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want extremely horny Olivia Wilde.

I would hate anyone who has gastric problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty corny but the only person I would like to be stuck with is Adam. He's the only person who could keep me calm and would know what to do to reassure me.

I would hate to be stuck in a lift with anyone that isn't him, I would totally freak and everything about that person would drive keep crazy...not in a good way ha ha.

Eve. X

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Mike Tyson would be mine he would bite through the door :- Worst would be seeing your man from Saw in there that would be a complicated way out xx

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

I think I would go for Brian Clough in the lift, he was funny and interesting and the person I'd least likely to be in there would be the boring teacher from Ferris Beuller's Day Off..

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Best, the contents of my hotlist. Lift orgy!

Worst...someone hysterical and screamy. Not a fan of enclosed spaces myself but a trapped lift is hardly the end of the world

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Best, the contents of my hotlist. Lift orgy!

Worst...someone hysterical and screamy. Not a fan of enclosed spaces myself but a trapped lift is hardly the end of the world"

Sounds like an interesting time in the lift with those contents!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone who doesn't mind being used as a cushion. Those floors are hard."

You got two cushions

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