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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

inspired by another thread, it's been suggested that instead of BGT, we should have an FGT.

So... what would your audition piece be?

**(A pic should be viewable in order to get the judges vote)

Putting myself up first here, mine is the "Inverted Double Munch"

Over to you..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

first off,, loving your pic

and id go for giving the best tit wank.. sadly no photographic evidence as all cocks get lost lol

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston


"first off,, loving your pic

and id go for giving the best tit wank.. sadly no photographic evidence as all cocks get lost lol"

disqualified!!! NEXT....

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"inspired by another thread, it's been suggested that instead of BGT, we should have an FGT.

So... what would your audition piece be?

**(A pic should be viewable in order to get the judges vote)

Putting myself up first here, mine is the "Inverted Double Munch"

Over to you.........."

ahem ill be a judge lol

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston


"inspired by another thread, it's been suggested that instead of BGT, we should have an FGT.

So... what would your audition piece be?

**(A pic should be viewable in order to get the judges vote)

Putting myself up first here, mine is the "Inverted Double Munch"

Over to you..........

ahem ill be a judge lol"

you already were lol xx

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"inspired by another thread, it's been suggested that instead of BGT, we should have an FGT.

So... what would your audition piece be?

**(A pic should be viewable in order to get the judges vote)

Putting myself up first here, mine is the "Inverted Double Munch"

Over to you..........

ahem ill be a judge lol

you already were lol xx"

i thought i was like cheryl cole and kicked off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

found a pic,, although its not properly in the swing of things

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"found a pic,, although its not properly in the swing of things "

you got my vote ,,,your through to the next round lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"found a pic,, although its not properly in the swing of things

you got my vote ,,,your through to the next round lol"

*cries* this is the happiest day of my life ...

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston


"found a pic,, although its not properly in the swing of things

you got my vote ,,,your through to the next round lol"

OI!!!!!! what about me??????

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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I;m appearing as the invisible man

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

skiing (two guys) can do in time or alternately. Am told my hands go so fast you cant seem them. They were calling me moulenex lol

Mistress x

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

[Removed by poster at 31/05/11 20:42:05]

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"inspired by another thread, it's been suggested that instead of BGT, we should have an FGT.

So... what would your audition piece be?

**(A pic should be viewable in order to get the judges vote)

Putting myself up first here, mine is the "Inverted Double Munch"

Over to you..........

ahem ill be a judge lol

you already were lol xx"

that double munch looks like something off the olympic gymnast competition or

cirgue du soleil pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"inspired by another thread, it's been suggested that instead of BGT, we should have an FGT.

So... what would your audition piece be?

**(A pic should be viewable in order to get the judges vote)

Putting myself up first here, mine is the "Inverted Double Munch"

Over to you..........

ahem ill be a judge lol

you already were lol xx

that double munch looks like something off the olympic gymnast competition or

cirgue du soleil pmsl"

A surge of summat...

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

what could you possibly mean Sir??

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

just me doing what i do best

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"what could you possibly mean Sir?? "

so if he shot in your mouth would it go up your nose ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just me doing what i do best "

sniffing pussy?? inspecting at close proximity for hair??? lol xxx

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"just me doing what i do best

sniffing pussy?? inspecting at close proximity for hair??? lol xxx"

just checking for a leaks can get very wet in these places

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston


"what could you possibly mean Sir??

so if he shot in your mouth would it go up your nose ?"

a lady never swallows and tells... but seeing as I'm no lady then no, it didn't

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"what could you possibly mean Sir??

so if he shot in your mouth would it go up your nose ?

a lady never swallows and tells... but seeing as I'm no lady then no, it didn't "

now that is class !! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can suck me own nips ........kin have to cuz no one else does

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"I can suck me own nips ........kin have to cuz no one else does "

are you submitting that as an act for fabs got talent ...or just having a moan ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can suck me own nips ........kin have to cuz no one else does

are you submitting that as an act for fabs got talent ...or just having a moan ? "

picture proof needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hhahahahah both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can suck me own nips ........kin have to cuz no one else does

are you submitting that as an act for fabs got talent ...or just having a moan ?

picture proof needed"

Ooooooo no...thats rude

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"I can suck me own nips ........kin have to cuz no one else does

are you submitting that as an act for fabs got talent ...or just having a moan ?

picture proof needed

Ooooooo no...thats rude "

well has anyone witnessed you sucking your nips ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermmmmm.

Yes but cant remember who ...its been a while ya know

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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She is Soooooooooooooooo shy

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ermmmmm Ok I'll suck 3 cocks and munch on a lady garden.. at the same time...

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"inspired by another thread, it's been suggested that instead of BGT, we should have an FGT.

So... what would your audition piece be?

**(A pic should be viewable in order to get the judges vote)

Putting myself up first here, mine is the "Inverted Double Munch"

Over to you.........."

only talent is observing THAT pic and wondering "how"? ... if they ran that as a sport at london 2012 you would get straight 6's from the judging panel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am ...i am

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

anyone for skiing very hard to partake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and i can whistle dixie and peel a nana at the same time.

Great after sex entertainment

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh and i can whistle dixie and peel a nana at the same time.

Great after sex entertainment "

Now that I want to witness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

autographs are free

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston


"inspired by another thread, it's been suggested that instead of BGT, we should have an FGT.

So... what would your audition piece be?

**(A pic should be viewable in order to get the judges vote)

Putting myself up first here, mine is the "Inverted Double Munch"

Over to you..........

only talent is observing THAT pic and wondering "how"? ... if they ran that as a sport at london 2012 you would get straight 6's from the judging panel "

quite easy actually. don't get called Bendy Wendy for no reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a crisp apple? Not really into nanas at the mo,

Still you would get my vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup...apples to and on occasions i will even have a pear

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Ermmmmm Ok I'll suck 3 cocks and munch on a lady garden.. at the same time... "

errr vcan you send the pictures please,if you do ill definately put you into the next round ....

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Yup...apples to and on occasions i will even have a pear "

you got a name for this act then ???

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"autographs are free "

Thought at least you'd charge a g&t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Fmuma I cant complete with that talent, theres no way any guy could pick me up anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No Fmuma I cant complete with that talent, theres no way any guy could pick me up anyway "

Id have a bloody good go xx

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston


"No Fmuma I cant complete with that talent, theres no way any guy could pick me up anyway "

Now Now Feebs, do NOT come into this mad, mentalness with a negative attitude. It will not be tolerated.... carry on with your negativity and I will be forced to have a management meeting with the committee before it goes to the Board to be put to the Judging Panel before deciding.... what the fuck am I wittering on about.

Feebs, you are lovely. END OF!!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Does nearly knocking someones front tooth out with your nipple count as a talent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No Fmuma I cant complete with that talent, theres no way any guy could pick me up anyway

Now Now Feebs, do NOT come into this mad, mentalness with a negative attitude. It will not be tolerated.... carry on with your negativity and I will be forced to have a management meeting with the committee before it goes to the Board to be put to the Judging Panel before deciding.... what the fuck am I wittering on about.

Feebs, you are lovely. END OF!!!!

"

Been putting a lot like that ya just wrote just lately aint ya xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll go for best frozen ass shot - this pic was taken one cold november outside in a cyclepath tunnel. Had to make sure there were no junkies/neds/police able to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yup...apples to and on occasions i will even have a pear

you got a name for this act then ???"

yerrrrr

ellys elasticated lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No Fmuma I cant complete with that talent, theres no way any guy could pick me up anyway

Now Now Feebs, do NOT come into this mad, mentalness with a negative attitude. It will not be tolerated.... carry on with your negativity and I will be forced to have a management meeting with the committee before it goes to the Board to be put to the Judging Panel before deciding.... what the fuck am I wittering on about.

Feebs, you are lovely. END OF!!!!

"

Why thank you, I dont have a talent though - oh yeah hang on I do. It took me ages to pick up that ice with those long fake talons for my avatar, I dont know how people cope with long nails, I couldnt hold a bloody thing, felt like Edward Scissorhands, so that is my act.

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston


"No Fmuma I cant complete with that talent, theres no way any guy could pick me up anyway

Now Now Feebs, do NOT come into this mad, mentalness with a negative attitude. It will not be tolerated.... carry on with your negativity and I will be forced to have a management meeting with the committee before it goes to the Board to be put to the Judging Panel before deciding.... what the fuck am I wittering on about.

Feebs, you are lovely. END OF!!!!

Why thank you, I dont have a talent though - oh yeah hang on I do. It took me ages to pick up that ice with those long fake talons for my avatar, I dont know how people cope with long nails, I couldnt hold a bloody thing, felt like Edward Scissorhands, so that is my act. "

see, listen to your Auntie Wendy. I am always right, even when I am wrong. Just ask Soapy.... his answer is always "yes dear" xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is a man of great wisdom

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