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By *urvymama OP   Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

It's late/early (depending on your perspective) and I can't sleep so please feel free to entertain the insomniac in my by helping me write a lovely story.

I'll start with a 5 word sentence then the next poster continues with a different 5 word sentence, so let's have some fun and see what utter bollocks we can create! And so it begins;

Once Upon a Time there .........

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By *fficially_meMan
over a year ago

Enfield

There was a naked woman

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By *heBlackPantherCouple
over a year ago

Guilford


"There was a naked woman "

Who was looking for a

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day


"There was a naked woman

Who was looking for a "

A hung handsome bloke

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"There was a naked woman

Who was looking for a

A hung handsome bloke "

To help her put up

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day


"There was a naked woman

Who was looking for a

A hung handsome bloke

To help her put up"

Put down her Christmas decorations*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a naked woman

Who was looking for a

A hung handsome bloke "

Already people cant count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a naked woman

Who was looking for a

A hung handsome bloke

To help her put up

Put down her Christmas decorations*"

And lifted her skirt up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a naked woman

Who was looking for a

A hung handsome bloke

To help her put up

Put down her Christmas decorations*

And lifted her skirt up

"

to reveal a nice mince pie

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day


"There was a naked woman

Who was looking for a

A hung handsome bloke

To help her put up

Put down her Christmas decorations*

And lifted her skirt up

to reveal a nice mince pie"

However he was displeased with what he saw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a naked woman

Who was looking for a

A hung handsome bloke

Already people cant count"

Same people all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Five words people. I despair.

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

Sorry! I didn't see the 5 word thing FUCK

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

Stat from where I fuckrd up please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Five words people. I despair. "

We fight a losing battle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as there was no cream

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By *heBlackPantherCouple
over a year ago

Guilford


"Stat from where I fuckrd up please "

Yet you fucked up again

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By *urvymama OP   Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"as there was no cream"

However he offered his own

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day


"Stat from where I fuckrd up please

Yet you fucked up again "

Haha yeah I know think it's a sign to head off to bed

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By *heBlackPantherCouple
over a year ago

Guilford


"as there was no cream

However he offered his own "

Cream to top her up

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

which she helped to apply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *urvymama OP   Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"which she helped to apply"

In that moment they both

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day


"which she helped to apply

In that moment they both "

Looked in each other's eyes (I counted this time)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"which she helped to apply

In that moment they both

Looked in each other's eyes (I counted this time) "
when the doorbell rang twice

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By *urvymama OP   Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"which she helped to apply

In that moment they both

Looked in each other's eyes (I counted this time) "

And knew that things were

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By *heBlackPantherCouple
over a year ago

Guilford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"which she helped to apply

In that moment they both

Looked in each other's eyes (I counted this time)

And knew that things were "
about to go tits up

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By *urvymama OP   Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Against their better judgements they

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day


"Against their better judgements they "

Stopped to look out the

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By *heBlackPantherCouple
over a year ago

Guilford


"Against their better judgements they

Stopped to look out the"

Couple next to them , and

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By *urvymama OP   Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Against their better judgements they

Stopped to look out the

Couple next to them , and "

The couple smiles the stood

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By *urvymama OP   Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Against their better judgements they

Stopped to look out the

Couple next to them , and

The couple smiles the stood "

*the couple smiled, then stood

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