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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok... have u ever farted during sex and would u be offended if it happened during sex or just laugh it off....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny farTed yes ...laughed yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone once farted when I was rimming him. He was absolutely mortified, I just laughed after the instinctive recoil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laugh it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone once farted when I was rimming him. He was absolutely mortified, I just laughed after the instinctive recoil "

genuine lol at that one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone once farted when I was rimming him. He was absolutely mortified, I just laughed after the instinctive recoil "

Oh no... i would have been gagging i think lol...

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Inappropriately timed farts are generally hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's natural

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone once farted when I was rimming him. He was absolutely mortified, I just laughed after the instinctive recoil

Oh no... i would have been gagging i think lol..."

It was comedy gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inappropriately timed farts are generally hilarious "

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I fart all the time during sex. female orgasm tends to put strain on all the muscles down there. I just say 'sorry' and the bloke usually carries on. There was that one time though... (poor fella )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i have done it a few times and fell a little embarrassed.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I remember a pair on here from a while ago where the lady of the couple confessed to "letting one slip" while a meet was going down on her trouble was she let a bit more slip than she intended and followed through

Made for comedy gold where threads are concerned

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I find farts hilarious, as long as they don't offend my nostrils.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Can be incredibly funny

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare


"I remember a pair on here from a while ago where the lady of the couple confessed to "letting one slip" while a meet was going down on her trouble was she let a bit more slip than she intended and followed through

Made for comedy gold where threads are concerned "

So she shat on his face.

We have very different views on what makes comedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happened recently and I just laughed!! Joys of having young children, farts are funny!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"I remember a pair on here from a while ago where the lady of the couple confessed to "letting one slip" while a meet was going down on her trouble was she let a bit more slip than she intended and followed through

Made for comedy gold where threads are concerned

So she shat on his face.

We have very different views on what makes comedy

"

No just near it but you really had to read the whole thread to get humour of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always get embarressed but the few men it has happened with have always just laughed it off.

I do send up a prayer that it never happens during oral fun though. I think i'd cry in shame.

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I tend to fart after sex rather than during, I put it down to pressure build up in my body lol, but I find if someone farts and isn't mortified it's a compliment that they are comfortable in your company.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find farts hilarious, as long as they don't offend my nostrils.

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That's so true lol

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

Laugh it off

Some thing we all do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologise and carry on'..Farts happen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

loved reading the replys....like you all say 'it happens' .xx

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Shit happens does not worry me.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I find farts hilarious, as long as they don't offend my nostrils.

That's so true lol"

Can't be doing with a sprouty one all up in my nasal cavity

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I find farts hilarious, as long as they don't offend my nostrils.

That's so true lol

Can't be doing with a sprouty one all up in my nasal cavity "

pmsl..... or stuffing

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

If I fart you know it was really good! I find farting hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny fart yes

Real ones no. I would die a horrible death and if i dont like others doing it.

When me and my fuck bud go away for weekends I try and hold them all in. Till my asleep when they all come out

During sex though I'd probably hang myself. Its quite irrational

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Fanny fart yes

Real ones no. I would die a horrible death and if i dont like others doing it.

When me and my fuck bud go away for weekends I try and hold them all in. Till my asleep when they all come out

During sex though I'd probably hang myself. Its quite irrational"

Fuck it. The first one you do in his company whilst he's awake, make it a rip-roarer. As long as it's all bark and no bite you'll be good lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fanny fart yes

Real ones no. I would die a horrible death and if i dont like others doing it.

When me and my fuck bud go away for weekends I try and hold them all in. Till my asleep when they all come out

During sex though I'd probably hang myself. Its quite irrational

Fuck it. The first one you do in his company whilst he's awake, make it a rip-roarer. As long as it's all bark and no bite you'll be good lmao"

Oh my God hahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fart all the time during sex. female orgasm tends to put strain on all the muscles down there. I just say 'sorry' and the bloke usually carries on. There was that one time though... (poor fella )"

I find this when I orgasm I get a pressure feeling unfortunately I've only done it once and it was only a little pip! Haha but it was with a long term partner I just burst out laughing apologising and he was like it's fine and carried on. ..but I kept getting the giggles x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find farts hilarious, as long as they don't offend my nostrils.

That's so true lol

Can't be doing with a sprouty one all up in my nasal cavity "

Espically if they've had a Curry beforehand!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often fart during sex...

Wouldn't on a meet though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be mortified if it was me, i think i would have to get drese and leave

It wouldn't bother me if somebody else did though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has happened to me twice earlier this year while I was in a relationship, I didn't half pop a corker which we couldn't stop laughing as it was so funny lmao :D

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By *aro7Man
over a year ago

wickford

Hilairous,,,,,,,,,have a good laugh and crack on,,,,,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hasn't happened and I'd prefer it stays that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I farted on MrWho's balls a couple of days ago, being on top seems to put pressure in the wrong places. I just laughed and carried on. MrWho hadn't even noticed....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done it a few times. It's not a big deal and the men I was with didn't make a deal out of it.

I've been with men who have farted too. It's just gas.

Mine don't smell, which is a blessing

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