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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What adverts annoy you?

For me at the moment it's the made.com advert of a woman in her 40s trying to dance street style. And she has no flair or charisma in her dancing. I get annoyed, because someone more rewarding could have got the job.

What ads anno you and why?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Anything with bloody kids:

Dad, I really want to make a spaceship out of that fairy washing up bottle, but it is taking aggggeeeeesss to run out - whinge!

How clean after using the toilet do you feel - as clean as a star fish, as clean as a man called Dave - Andrex Just fuck off will you!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

If it's the ad I think it is.. I believe the lady is in her 50s or 60s

Nita

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it's the ad I think it is.. I believe the lady is in her 50s or 60s

Nita"

I'd say you are right tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go Compare. I wish that singer would just do one already.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

With no TV I rarely see adverts. When I do I am shocked at how shit they are.

Apart from some of the recent Christmas ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go Compare. I wish that singer would just do one already."

The dude yelling 'fantastic' all the time is outdoing him at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rarely watch commercial tv, and it's usually recorded so fastfarward all adverts. Trivago gets on my tits though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched some TV with my family over Christmas for the first time in years - 15 minutes of program followed by 10 minutes of adverts. Repeat for 2 hours.

Totally over it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just remembered the builders dancing against the blokes wearing shorts

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Just remembered the builders dancing against the blokes wearing shorts "

Embarrassing but does stick in ones mind; guess that is the whole idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barry bloody scott.

One person in life i would really like to murder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Direct line ....they never pay out easily.

And on top of that how much is an advert ? 5 grand a minute ??

The consumers paying for the shit !!

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

Most adverts annoy me as I do not like being told what to buy.

However I can at least appreciate amusing adverts, and clever adverts. The ones that really annoy me are ads where somehow the latest washing powder or trying a new fish finger will solve all your worldly problems....spray that smelly aerosol and suddenly the sun comes out, everything goes into soft focus with bright colours and everyone is happy.

I also get annoyed by the ones that have no inventiveness...especially American ads where they still think they can sell stuff by shouting the product name over and over, and repeating a phone number 5 times.

I rarely watch commercial television. If I must watch something on ITV, Channel 4 or 5 then it generally gets recorded and the ads skipped. Movies I record off commercial TV, even Film 4, get dumped into the PC where I edit out the ads completely and burn a DVD or BD.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go Compare. I wish that singer would just do one already."

Kill him I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go Compare. I wish that singer would just do one already."
go compare give me a gun pleeze

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"Go Compare. I wish that singer would just do one already."

me too

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

Apparently it's the annoying ones that sell products.

The really clever artistic ones don't work as a marketing tool. Apparently the really cool Guinness ones from years ago that cost a fortune to make sold zero extra Guinness.

So vote with your wallets people. Don't buy from rubbish adverts, only good ones.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

All of them. All ads.

However I will never use Money Supermarket now they're giving money to James Corden to shriek like a horny chimp about fucking traffic lights and parking.

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

Adverts for PPI and have you had an accident,well they annoy me more than most.

There is one advert I like it is the Helen Mirren one it is funny and clever

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

Bloody haribo ads... Drive me to distraction

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I don't watch advert = no problem

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just remembered the builders dancing against the blokes wearing shorts "

Sad I know, but I love this ad!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Sometimes it's hard to know what they are actually advertising

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

The continuous sales of certain 'furniture stores' not just one! They are all at it, do people really get caught up with the massive discounts?

The extra discount until (insert date) plus a further 10%

The money lending adverts at 3600% apr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I record series link everything so I can wizz through them

I find most of them annoying so load compared to the programs

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Anything with bloody kids:

Dad, I really want to make a spaceship out of that fairy washing up bottle, but it is taking aggggeeeeesss to run out - whinge!

How clean after using the toilet do you feel - as clean as a star fish, as clean as a man called Dave - Andrex Just fuck off will you! "

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

cannot believe no has yet mentioned the GTech air ram vacuum cleaner ads.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Must be MY night tonight. I won't start a thread on this cos there isn't enough bandwith on the whole internet but seeing as you ask ............

1. Nicole shitsinger getting yoghurt on her nose. I put my fingers in my ears and close my eyes.

2. The Tesco family ( despite me loving Ben Miller ) I put my fingers in my ears and close my eyes.

3. Toilet roll ads where kids talk about how clean their arse holes are. I get truamatised and put my fingers in my ears and turn the sound down and close my eyes.

4. Activia where women with the shits feel great for eating an over sweet milk product. I close my eyes and go Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhghhhhhhh

5. Gary Linekar in Walkers Ads.... I put my fingers in my eyes , close my eyes go aghhhhhhhhh and spit on the screen.

6. The furniture one where they play knock on wood and there is a stupid middle aged man and an upcoming salesman ....... Jeeeeeeeeezus.... I put my fingers in the plug socket and cry.

7. We buy any fucking car. I kick the dog and punch holes in the wall.

8. Fucking Top Cat asking the youngest Jordache girl for money. Can't think what bank it is cos ive usually got my fingers in my ears and my eyes are shut.

9. Here come the Girls .... Boots.

10. D fukcing F fucking S...... so many couches .......

That'll do for now... I need a lie down.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Is it the haribo ads where the adults talk like children? Hate those ones

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"6. The furniture one where they play knock on wood and there is a stupid middle aged man and an upcoming salesman ....... Jeeeeeeeeezus.... I put my fingers in the plug socket and cry."

Don't ever watch the Home channel then, as they sponsor nearly everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The trade centre wales advert, it's completely silent and makes me think my tellys broke!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Is it the haribo ads where the adults talk like children? Hate those ones "

I hate those....... creepy.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I mostly avoid them, but saw one this week that made me switch channel to get away from it.

"Another One Drives a Duster"

It is safe to say that the odds of me buying a FUCKING Dacia have not increased...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I record series link everything so I can wizz through them

I find most of them annoying so load compared to the programs "

loud even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the maltesers ones. Any with noisy eaters, including Lineker.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"All the maltesers ones. Any with noisy eaters, including Lineker."

I do like the Malteser one where she goes..... and tha't you kissing thingy at the office and this is you ( Flick ) bye byeeeeeeeeee ....... I like that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All of them. All ads.

However I will never use Money Supermarket now they're giving money to James Corden to shriek like a horny chimp about fucking traffic lights and parking. "

One of my friends got his big break in a Money Supermarket ad

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I mostly avoid them, but saw one this week that made me switch channel to get away from it.

"Another One Drives a Duster"

It is safe to say that the odds of me buying a FUCKING Dacia have not increased..."

Just think. Brian May gave them permission to use that music.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

[Removed by poster at 30/12/16 00:00:25]

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"All of them. All ads.

However I will never use Money Supermarket now they're giving money to James Corden to shriek like a horny chimp about fucking traffic lights and parking.

One of my friends got his big break in a Money Supermarket ad "

If he's James Corden then boo!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

oooh ooooh ........

I forgot the Credit Report one where the boxer dog talks to the man on the laptop....... God I hate that family

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Just think. Brian May gave them permission to use that music."

I know, but I'm leaving that constructive feedback opportunity to John Deacon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All of them. All ads.

However I will never use Money Supermarket now they're giving money to James Corden to shriek like a horny chimp about fucking traffic lights and parking.

One of my friends got his big break in a Money Supermarket ad

If he's James Corden then boo!"

He's not quite that famous yet. He lives in LA and haven't seen him for years so was funny seeing him on telly every day for a few weeks.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Just think. Brian May gave them permission to use that music.

I know, but I'm leaving that constructive feedback opportunity to John Deacon..."

Hopefully of the percussive variety.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Anything with James Corden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't watch adverts.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

The Go Compare one already mentioned....the bloody windows one with the bloke going "you buy one, you get one free" repeatedly.....any DFS,SCS, cheap sofa ads....and those bloody on-line Bingo site ones, especially the ones with Barbara Windsor and a dancing fox!! Ban the lot of them I say!!

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Must be MY night tonight. I won't start a thread on this cos there isn't enough bandwith on the whole internet but seeing as you ask ............

1. Nicole shitsinger getting yoghurt on her nose. I put my fingers in my ears and close my eyes.

2. The Tesco family ( despite me loving Ben Miller ) I put my fingers in my ears and close my eyes.

3. Toilet roll ads where kids talk about how clean their arse holes are. I get truamatised and put my fingers in my ears and turn the sound down and close my eyes.

4. Activia where women with the shits feel great for eating an over sweet milk product. I close my eyes and go Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhghhhhhhh

5. Gary Linekar in Walkers Ads.... I put my fingers in my eyes , close my eyes go aghhhhhhhhh and spit on the screen.

6. The furniture one where they play knock on wood and there is a stupid middle aged man and an upcoming salesman ....... Jeeeeeeeeezus.... I put my fingers in the plug socket and cry.

7. We buy any fucking car. I kick the dog and punch holes in the wall.

8. Fucking Top Cat asking the youngest Jordache girl for money. Can't think what bank it is cos ive usually got my fingers in my ears and my eyes are shut.

9. Here come the Girls .... Boots.

10. D fukcing F fucking S...... so many couches .......

That'll do for now... I need a lie down."

Your number one is my number one hate. Grrrr.

How the feck does she only get that one bleeding blob of yoghurt on her nose?????

Tip the lot over her, let all the pots on the table she pulls the cloth off, fall on her.

Sorry. Got a bit carried away then.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

THIS WHOLE THREAD = WASTED LIVES

imo

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"I mostly avoid them, but saw one this week that made me switch channel to get away from it.

"Another One Drives a Duster"

It is safe to say that the odds of me buying a FUCKING Dacia have not increased...

Just think. Brian May gave them permission to use that music."

Basically, anything with Queen music in it, gets put on mute within the first few notes----NO NEED!

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Supprised the wonder core smart hasn't garnered a mention with it's "tight toned buns " and to your core " like a lazer " aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Barry bloody scott.

One person in life i would really like to murder.

"

You'll have a job, he's dead

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I record all my tv on hd recoder. Fast forward past ads and any talking bits on match of the day.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

I don't watch live TV, everything is recorded even if I start watching it 15 minutes in. That way I don't have to sit through the ads, I love my fast forward button.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tenna lady adverts why?

Sanitary towel adverts why?

Laxative adverts why?

Most of us don't really need to know do we?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i don't have a tv.. cos all adverts annoy me, including the news, soap operas and most other things that are shown to 'mould' and 'control' the masses these days

its all drivel and propaganda

mini rant over..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The trade centre wales advert, it's completely silent and makes me think my tellys broke! "

Was just gonna say this too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them, don't really watch normal Tv now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Selco adverts on the radio, song does my head in!

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By *aro7Man
over a year ago

wickford

All of the cunting things,,,,,,,,dot com this, compare that, go on line here, sale there,,,,,,,,,,,holy moly, they used to make you laugh years ago, it's all hard sell now,,,,,,,,,,media shit cunts, I switch channels now to avoid them then flick back after about 3mins or make tea, lol

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By *aro7Man
over a year ago

wickford


"i don't have a tv.. cos all adverts annoy me, including the news, soap operas and most other things that are shown to 'mould' and 'control' the masses these days

its all drivel and propaganda

mini rant over.. "

That's bang on the money, exactly how I feel about it,,,,,,,,,,bravo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Selco adverts on the radio, song does my head in!"

Yes these anoy me as well as they are to the trade only so why subject the rest of telly watchers to the ad?

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By *ittle missnaughtyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Money Supermarket.. Don't Cha

Gripes me !

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

The jane plan one or any food delivery plans.

Top cash back one where hes sat on a hippo.

oak furniture land

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That fucking haribo advert with kids voices dubbed over adult ones. Fills me with actual rage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything with bloody kids:

Dad, I really want to make a spaceship out of that fairy washing up bottle, but it is taking aggggeeeeesss to run out - whinge!

"

They're not even a good shape for rockets anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tesco. Trotting out the stupid dad/disapproving mum stereotypes like a trooper.

Also most ads already mentioned featuring children, and the overwrought mawkish heart-string tugging ones that then turn out to be for something dull as fuck like a bank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The credit adverts that start about October so you can finance the perfect magical Christmas

Fuck right off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfume ads

It's smelly water ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything with bloody kids:

Dad, I really want to make a spaceship out of that fairy washing up bottle, but it is taking aggggeeeeesss to run out - whinge!

They're not even a good shape for rockets anymore."

I can confirm this. I had to make a rocket for my son (school project) and was reduced to using a large empty bottle of water. Bloody liberty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those bellends of off 118 118

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Nicole Shitwinger muller ones - for gods sake woman, it's not cute it's fucking stupid.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

The ads which are so plain stupid and stretch reality to extremes.....

Like the Vanquis Credit Card ad, with some horse riding hero from centuries ago praising the advantages of that branded credit card.

What fecking so called advertising company dreamt that one up? Credit Cards only existed from 50 years ago, not in Robin Hood times.

Or for washing powder / liquid adverts. What advertising executive thinks that Mums look adoringly at their offspring, covered in muck, mud etc and welcome washing their clothes.

In our house, Mum would be going crazy if we turned up in that state, and we'd be getting a right rollicking.

Do advertising execs actually live in the real world?

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

Those awful Haribo ads with adults with kids voices. So awful I don't buy Haribo any more!

Also any of those magazines with "collect bits over the next 52 weeks to build this glorious model of..... ". They annoy me because they prey on people too stupid to work out that they will end up with a nice model for over £1000 that they could have bought outright for less than £100 elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them...which is why I don't own a television.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooh ooooh ........

I forgot the Credit Report one where the boxer dog talks to the man on the laptop....... God I hate that family "

Yes clear score it's the bloody woman on the sofa that annoys me that voice grrrrrrr.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've just realised that I hate every single fucking counting one of them

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Just remembered the builders dancing against the blokes wearing shorts

Sad I know, but I love this ad! "
Absolutely agree - I love this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SHOUTY FURNITURE SALES ADVERTS...JUST TAKE 25% off your volume fellas

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just remembered the builders dancing against the blokes wearing shorts

Sad I know, but I love this ad! Absolutely agree - I love this one! "

Builders versus strutters. I'm with the strutters

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

There was a chap who invented a device to mute or automatically flick to a non-ad channel when it detected an ad.

But the ad agencies got together and had him killed before he could patent it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst I'm not an uncharitable person but get sick to death of the adverts asking to donate X amount of money for.. this....that....and whatever.

These type of adverts seem to have increased dramatically in the last 2 years and maybe just maybe actually deter people from donating to any charitable cause.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The one for smoked sausages with that middle aged man dancing in a bad suit. He gives me the heebie jeebies.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Anything with Jeremy Clarkson or Richard Hammond... they are two blokes that should know better...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones were the dad is made to look like an arse and the kids take the piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just remembered the builders dancing against the blokes wearing shorts "

I fuckin hate that bastard advert!!

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