FabSwingers.com forum: Scrotox!

By *andorasSecret OP Couple
over a year ago

Nr Birmingham

Men, pull your pants down and have a look between your legs, then back at the screen....and down between your legs again....and finally back at the screen. What did you see? A pristine, leather-effect carrying case for your testicles? Or a wrinkly mess that resembles a regurgitated pork scratching and shames your family name? I know we, on here, have developed a neurotic obsession with the appearance of our genitals, but Botox injections to beautify your bollocks? A step too far?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Wouldn't a strategic clothes peg arrangement have the same aesthetic effect without the Botox? From the front view anyway, from behind it would look like a weird testicular mullet.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

To smooth them out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a weird testicular mullet."

Sounds sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn't a strategic clothes peg arrangement have the same aesthetic effect without the Botox? From the front view anyway, from behind it would look like a weird testicular mullet."

Dear lord! The mind boggles!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would that work? Doesn't Botox paralyse muscles? Are there bollock muscles?

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Would it help to stop them hanging down to my knees these days?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Would it help to stop them hanging down to my knees these days? "

Nadbra?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No never, even if you offered Ruby sitting on my face while doing it!

Well

No - needles and my lovespuds should never meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No never, even if you offered Ruby sitting on my face while doing it!

Well

No - needles and my lovespuds should never meet.

You'll just feel a little prick...

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

"Would it help to stop them hanging down to my knees these days?

Nadbra?"

Got to be better than blue tac.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

North East Wales

"Wouldn't a strategic clothes peg arrangement have the same aesthetic effect without the Botox? From the front view anyway, from behind it would look like a weird testicular mullet."

Staples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No never, even if you offered Ruby sitting on my face while doing it!

Well

No - needles and my lovespuds should never meet.

You'll just feel a little prick..."

Some of us aren't naturally blessed.

You and your body shaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shave and a hot bath saves me from having to iron them !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No never, even if you offered Ruby sitting on my face while doing it!

Well

No - needles and my lovespuds should never meet.

You'll just feel a little prick...

Some of us aren't naturally blessed.

You and your body shaming

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By *andorasSecret OP Couple
over a year ago

Nr Birmingham

Ive often found that dipping my balls in ice water has a "lifting and tightening" effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive often found that dipping my balls in ice water has a "lifting and tightening" effect"

Sounds...pleasant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive often found that dipping my balls in ice water has a "lifting and tightening" effect"

Tried that once. My balls shot so far up my body in shock that I talk bollocks all the time now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember reading years ago that Nicky Nolte had a ball bag lift. I've considered it myself

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