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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That sprouts can explode in the microwave

Anyone else discovered owt weird recently.

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

How did you discover that?

First hand experience?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow that's news

In Wales a microwave is called a

Popty ping

Popty is oven ping is the sound it makes lol

True

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How did you discover that?

First hand experience? "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow that's news

In Wales a microwave is called a

Popty ping

Popty is oven ping is the sound it makes lol

True "

You learn something new everyday on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Russia has larger surface area than Pluto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That sprouts can explode in the microwave

Anyone else discovered owt weird recently."

Iv found out recently that if you lodge a peanut in your ear and cant remove it, poor some chocolate in and it will come out a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jacket potatoes can become highly flammable if you leave them on too long in the microwave too

It's quite hard to get a jacket potatoe that is on fire out of a microwave too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jacket potatoes can become highly flammable if you leave them on too long in the microwave too

It's quite hard to get a jacket potatoe that is on fire out of a microwave too "

Too many too's...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That sprouts can explode in the microwave

Anyone else discovered owt weird recently.

Iv found out recently that if you lodge a peanut in your ear and cant remove it, poor some chocolate in and it will come out a treat "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jacket potatoes can become highly flammable if you leave them on too long in the microwave too

It's quite hard to get a jacket potatoe that is on fire out of a microwave too

Too many too's..."

Ooops

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Easter Island is there all year round, it doesn't just appear at Easter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was around a friends house whose mother was extremely house proud when I was a teenager and he decided to microwave a couple of eggs. As soon as he brought a knife down on the shell they both fucking exploded everywhere.

His mum was going ballistic but we were stood, covered in egg, killing ourselves laughing in shock and awe of what had just happened.

10/10 - would do it again.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Easter Island is there all year round, it doesn't just appear at Easter."

Doesn't the chocolate melt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sprouts also make you trump ...alot

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I was around a friends house whose mother was extremely house proud when I was a teenager and he decided to microwave a couple of eggs. As soon as he brought a knife down on the shell they both fucking exploded everywhere.

His mum was going ballistic but we were stood, covered in egg, killing ourselves laughing in shock and awe of what had just happened.

10/10 - would do it again."

My mum exploded her first microwave by baking apples and not pricking the skin. Kaboom! halfway through Sunday dinner. My gran took out her kitchen ceiling by exploding beetroot in a pressure cooker. And my brother was obsessed with the arcs you can get off CapriSun pouches in the microwave. All valuable learning experiences for me, mainly in insisting that when my family are involved I'll do the cooking.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Easter Island is there all year round, it doesn't just appear at Easter.

Doesn't the chocolate melt?"

Apparently not

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Wow that's news

In Wales a microwave is called a

Popty ping

Popty is oven ping is the sound it makes lol

True "

Even better us the Bwrdd Smwddio (board smoothio)

Lit. Smoothing board (ironing board)

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Jacket potatoes can become highly flammable if you leave them on too long in the microwave too

It's quite hard to get a jacket potatoe that is on fire out of a microwave too "

Or a bagett! Some numpty set the microwave to grill instead of oven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When taking down your decorations and you lose the drawing pins as usual,you know what I mean they seem to just vanish, don't spend hours trying to find them by looking , just take your shoes off and you will find them straight away

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I'm hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was around a friends house whose mother was extremely house proud when I was a teenager and he decided to microwave a couple of eggs. As soon as he brought a knife down on the shell they both fucking exploded everywhere.

His mum was going ballistic but we were stood, covered in egg, killing ourselves laughing in shock and awe of what had just happened.

10/10 - would do it again."

Wow !!!

That sounds ace, I'm so doing this at the nye house party we're attending

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"I'm hot "

You are

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"I was around a friends house whose mother was extremely house proud when I was a teenager and he decided to microwave a couple of eggs. As soon as he brought a knife down on the shell they both fucking exploded everywhere.

His mum was going ballistic but we were stood, covered in egg, killing ourselves laughing in shock and awe of what had just happened.

10/10 - would do it again.

Wow !!!

That sounds ace, I'm so doing this at the nye house party we're attending "

I have to say, I remember doing this as a child.... I remember that it hurt (blast of steam to the face) and I smelled of eggs all day.

Cal

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By *he_Raggedy_DoctorMan
over a year ago

Some where in West Sussex


"That sprouts can explode in the microwave

Anyone else discovered owt weird recently."

And now for the science bit lol because sprouts have a high water content and when heated its the steam produced that makes them go bang when its trying to escape

If you want something fun to do with a microwave try a bar of soap or a empty crisp packet lol

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"I was around a friends house whose mother was extremely house proud when I was a teenager and he decided to microwave a couple of eggs. As soon as he brought a knife down on the shell they both fucking exploded everywhere.

His mum was going ballistic but we were stood, covered in egg, killing ourselves laughing in shock and awe of what had just happened.

10/10 - would do it again.

Wow !!!

That sounds ace, I'm so doing this at the nye house party we're attending "

Don't forget to put gravy in their washing machine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was around a friends house whose mother was extremely house proud when I was a teenager and he decided to microwave a couple of eggs. As soon as he brought a knife down on the shell they both fucking exploded everywhere.

His mum was going ballistic but we were stood, covered in egg, killing ourselves laughing in shock and awe of what had just happened.

10/10 - would do it again.

My mum exploded her first microwave by baking apples and not pricking the skin. Kaboom! halfway through Sunday dinner. My gran took out her kitchen ceiling by exploding beetroot in a pressure cooker. And my brother was obsessed with the arcs you can get off CapriSun pouches in the microwave. All valuable learning experiences for me, mainly in insisting that when my family are involved I'll do the cooking."

Hahaha that's brilliant

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Jacket potatoes can become highly flammable if you leave them on too long in the microwave too

It's quite hard to get a jacket potatoe that is on fire out of a microwave too "

I know this one first hand. Like a lump of red hot coal!

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