FabSwingers.com forum: Grounds for divorce??

By *radleyandRaven OP Couple
over a year ago

Herts

Bradley keeps putting his empty wrappers back in the Quality Street tin...

I could kill him!

What little niggles grind your gears?

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving the lid off the butter tub

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

chop his willy off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's second only to putting After Eight wrappers back in the box, and both are completely unacceptable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eve does this.. she's an arse, she leaves the wrappers for the ones I like.

Builds me up to knock me down haha

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I used to re-wrap Club biscuit wrappers, so they looked untouched. No wonder I was such a lonely child!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to re-wrap Club biscuit wrappers, so they looked untouched. No wonder I was such a lonely child!!

that takes some skill!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who leave one slither of toilet roll on a loo roll and don't bother to get another to replace it.

If the spare roll is not kept in the toilet then you're in skid mark territory. Nobody wants to go there.

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By *LUKCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough

"Cleaning" stuff away and forgetting where it was put.

e.g.

"Where are my shoes?"

"Where did you leave them?"

"On the floor, they're not there now"

"I don't know where they are. Maybe if you didn't leave thrown on the ground you wouldn't lose them"

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By *ouple4biMMFCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I knew there was a plus to be single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have mild ocd and em makes it her mission to stress me out, like giving me 3 sausages instead of 4 or books/DVDs etc not in alphabetical order, but what really makes my piss boil is people who cut sandwiches into rectangles instead of triangles, everyone knows triangle sandwiches taste nicer.

Ess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motorbike in my lounge and parts all over my kitchen sides

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By *histle do nicelyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow South

When my other half hides the sky remote before she goes out and immediately puts her hand on it when she returns.. I bought one for myself now

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

to men related but I have child tealated niggles of a similar theme

A) you just finished the dishes and a dirty one appears

B) you just put a load of washing on then a new item of clothing suitivalr for that wash appears

Grrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" to men related but I have child tealated niggles of a similar theme

A) you just finished the dishes and a dirty one appears

B) you just put a load of washing on then a new item of clothing suitivalr for that wash appears

Grrr "

And how come children can empty the entire contents of their toy box out all over tbe floor in 5 seconds, but getting them to put the toys away again takes 5 hours and two tantrums?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking through the door after grocery shopping, with arms falling off carrying heavy bags and are asked what's for dinner, before you even put them down.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

" to men related but I have child tealated niggles of a similar theme

A) you just finished the dishes and a dirty one appears

B) you just put a load of washing on then a new item of clothing suitivalr for that wash appears

Grrr

And how come children can empty the entire contents of their toy box out all over tbe floor in 5 seconds, but getting them to put the toys away again takes 5 hours and two tantrums?

I'm lucky in that regard one on my twins as adopted my toy ordering OCD so one emperors it and the other tidied it back where it supposed to go, its lovely

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

keeping old dead batteries in with the good ones

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

" to men related but I have child tealated niggles of a similar theme

A) you just finished the dishes and a dirty one appears

B) you just put a load of washing on then a new item of clothing suitivalr for that wash appears

Grrr

And how come children can empty the entire contents of their toy box out all over tbe floor in 5 seconds, but getting them to put the toys away again takes 5 hours and two tantrums?

Husbands are the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once, a long long time ago, Lacey did me my usual 4 bread and butter slices to mop up the tasty breakfast juice and piled them all the same way up meaning I got butter on my fingers !!!!!

Only once can a marriage recover from such things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One thing that really does wind me up is putting down clean bathroom mats and finding them soaking wet half an hour later, because someone thinks the bathroom is a swimming pool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once, a long long time ago, Lacey did me my usual 4 bread and butter slices to mop up the tasty breakfast juice and piled them all the same way up meaning I got butter on my fingers !!!!!

Only once can a marriage recover from such

things."

That's how they are supposed to be served.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"Walking through the door after grocery shopping, with arms falling off carrying heavy bags and are asked what's for dinner, before you even put them down. "

Or they come over, you think they are going to be helpful and take a couple of the bags from you.....but no, they just rifle through them looking for nibbles whilst you are still holding them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walking through the door after grocery shopping, with arms falling off carrying heavy bags and are asked what's for dinner, before you even put them down. "

My comment would have depends what you feel like cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once, a long long time ago, Lacey did me my usual 4 bread and butter slices to mop up the tasty breakfast juice and piled them all the same way up meaning I got butter on my fingers !!!!!

Only once can a marriage recover from such

things.

That's how they are supposed to be served. "

*dont bite.......don't bite.......don't bite*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walking through the door after grocery shopping, with arms falling off carrying heavy bags and are asked what's for dinner, before you even put them down. "

that's a brace one!

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"Motorbike in my lounge and parts all over my kitchen sides "

I have a scooter and moped in my kitchen. But I like them there...

;-)

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Getting undressed in the bathroom, where the laundry hamper is, taking a shower and instead of popping dirty underwear in hamper, bring them back into the bedroom and put them on the chair/floor/bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to collect miniature spirits and liqueurs, when me and the ex split I found out she had d*unk them all and filled the bottles up with water for the gins and vodka's cols tea for the whiskey's and even put Fairy liquid in the Midori melon one

Biatch

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Leaving buttery knives out.

Flicking his nails on his teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not rinsing the soap when washing filthy hands.. Not wearing his wedding ring but insisted he had one,cutting bread etc and leaving crumbs. Talking for me when out. Did divorce him after 25 yrs lol

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Motorbike in my lounge and parts all over my kitchen sides "

Other half is a heating engineer. My house looks like a plumber's merchant, it was a show house before he moved in: I'm in therapy to deal with the chaos.

It took my daughter saying she was coming up boxing day for him to clear the mess as she was bringing her one year old twins who are walking and into everything.

Wonderful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bradley keeps putting his empty wrappers back in the Quality Street tin...

I could kill him!

What little niggles grind your gears?

- Amy. x"

People who offer quality street when celebrations are so superior (and easier to work out what is what)

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Eve does this.. she's an arse, she leaves the wrappers for the ones I like.

Builds me up to knock me down haha

Yes but what an arse!

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District

"chop his willy off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting DVDs, CDs, books etc back in the wrong place (alphabetised by type clearly!) or worse still in the wrong boxes. My ex used to do it on purpose to watch the meltdown when I discovered Jane Eyre (standard fiction B) next to Harry Potter (children's fiction R) and Elizabeth's Spy Master (historical non-fiction H). Eejit.

Issues? Moi? Not at all

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Closing all blinds when it's dark.

Not opening them in the morning.

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

Throwing rubbish at the bin, missing said receptacle, but never bothering to pick it up and place it in the bin.

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By *ka-sammi_n_danCouple
over a year ago

nantwich

Snoring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putting DVDs, CDs, books etc back in the wrong place (alphabetised by type clearly!) or worse still in the wrong boxes. My ex used to do it on purpose to watch the meltdown when I discovered Jane Eyre (standard fiction B) next to Harry Potter (children's fiction R) and Elizabeth's Spy Master (historical non-fiction H). Eejit.

Issues? Moi? Not at all

What a disgrace, no wonder he's got the elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Floordrobes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Motorbike in my lounge and parts all over my kitchen sides "
my ex didn't approve of land rover parts in the dishwasher.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate skid marks on the sofa after she's stuffed her face with a week's supply of chocolate and left all the bits, ready to be melted on the aerse of my jeans!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Issues? Moi? Not at all

Oh, I like your style!

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

YEs KILL HIM !!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

lets not even talk about the "toilet seat" situation.....

we call know how its meant to be "left".... don't we lads!!!!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"YEs KILL HIM !!!"

that in my head sounded very "mortal kombat".......... that was actually quite scary....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Motorbike in my lounge and parts all over my kitchen sides "
o dear is that why she left me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting his dirty laundry NEAR or ON TOP OF the washing basket and not in it!

H x

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

A man after my own heart

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Did not bother me more amazed me, but in a couple of past vanilla relationships... I could have photographed the duvet, pillow and cushion arrangement on the bed... I could have used precision measurement devices to ensure they were exactly in the right place and yet still! They would have come in and re-arrange one of the pillows or cushions

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"lets not even talk about the "toilet seat" situation.....

we call know how its meant to be "left".... don't we lads!!!!!

Yes, it's toilet seat AND lid down so as not to spray the room with germs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nail biting.

I divorced him in January

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that eat stuff in the supermarket walking around shopping before they've paid for it grrrr

And people who read the newspapers in the supermarket because there to tight to buy it ..

Total disrespect

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By *radleyandRaven OP Couple
over a year ago

Herts

"I have mild ocd and em makes it her mission to stress me out, like giving me 3 sausages instead of 4 or books/DVDs etc not in alphabetical order, but what really makes my piss boil is people who cut sandwiches into rectangles instead of triangles, everyone knows triangle sandwiches taste nicer.

Ess"

Lol, I must admit, I can't deal with uneven numbers on a plate!

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By *radleyandRaven OP Couple
over a year ago

Herts

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By *evilsAdvocate72Woman
over a year ago

East

"Leaving the lid off the butter tub

It's not butter if it comes out of a tub!!

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By *radleyandRaven OP Couple
over a year ago

Herts

Some people just want to watch the World burn!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Favourite things to do at friends

Always take at least one book from the bookshelf and return it upside down.

Eat all the jelly babies of one colour from the bowl.

Remove shoes and wonder how long it will take for someone to notice odd socks.

Ltitle things

(repeat invites appreciated)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet seat always down

Temperature in house stifling 76

Won't sleep in the dark

That's the beginning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ring my phone ,cant find it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Annnnnnnd single.... don't have those problems anymore... wife nr 3 has to deal with that crap .... I only have to deal with no I don't want to fuck you...

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I am only OCD on the following

All football shirts should be on a hanger in year order with the oldest ones being at the bottom

They should be split by home, away and england vs mufc, current shirts are on side in bedroom for easy access

All international club shirts should be separate

My video game collection is similar OCD, grouped together by series. Example call of duty, gears or war, forza and in age order

To all single women I am not getting rid of my football kits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Motorbike in my lounge and parts all over my kitchen sides my ex didn't approve of land rover parts in the dishwasher......."

Or wheel bearings in the freezer to shrink them slightly before fitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my kids favourite trick with jaffa cakes is to open the box eat em and the put the box back with the open end is at the bottom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putting his dirty laundry NEAR or ON TOP OF the washing basket and not in it!

H x"
as long as it's in the vicinity of the basket that's all that matters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr being in charge of the sat nav on a long journey. It never ends well,

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I don't live with a partner however I have 3 sons and get almost all of those things!

However worst for me is the wet toilet seat of dribbles on the floor around the seat.... Just why!!!

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