FabSwingers.com forum: How quickly can this thread go off subject?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's your favourite type of cake?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Seems Brexit will be great for the UK!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Lemon layer or carrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems Brexit will be great for the UK!

for the off topic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seems Brexit will be great for the UK!

for the off topic"

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spit or swallow?

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

Runway... plane taking off... something like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopein this nice hot bath will ease my legs.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck, snog, avoid letting her go home.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

I'm cheating on my wife, looking for bareback with BBW, mature ladies, but no [insert ethnicity here] just my preference.

. I love cougars and unicorns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback = Russian roulette

Txtspk is evl

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"New scientific studies shows getting shot in the face can be bad for your health"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks, i only started growing it two weeks ago and have had loads of positive comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pavlova- guaranteed you'll love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""New scientific studies shows getting shot in the face can be bad for your health""

Is spunk that deadly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kettles on ,Tea or Coffee ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""New scientific studies shows getting shot in the face can be bad for your health"

Is spunk that deadly?

No, but Haribo can be sexy

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

Newsflash - single man gets rsi amswering all his messages from ladoes amd couples on fabswingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way! Mean girls is my favourite film too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 361 days til Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No way! Mean girls is my favourite film too

That's.

So.

Fetch.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"What's your favourite type of cake?"

Jaffa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No way! Mean girls is my favourite film too

That's.

So.

Fetch."

Omg stop trying to make fetch happen, it's not going to happen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I licked my best mates fanny for alcohol

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

[Removed by poster at 28/12/16 23:56:04]

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Help! It's stuck, how will I explain this at the hospital?

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"What's your favourite type of cake?

Jaffa

Nah, that's a biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""New scientific studies shows getting shot in the face can be bad for your health"

Is spunk that deadly?

No, but Haribo can be sexy

I have a friend who's the spitting image of the haribo kid. I call him haribo

(It's not really his name, I think it's funny though )

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I actually did have my mates mum dry humping me with her nipple in my mouth recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa cakes and a nice cuppa

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Totes awks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only 361 days til Christmas

Wrong!

Only 300 days, doesn't Christmas start in October these days?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This week, I have been mostly eating, bourbon biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only 361 days til Christmas

Wrong!

Only 300 days, doesn't Christmas start in October these days?

Well yeah that's true

My local shop had Easter Eggs In stock as of Boxing Day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon drizzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This week, I have been mostly eating, bourbon biscuits "

Anything chocolate related for me this week! I don't even know what day it is to be fair

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No way! Mean girls is my favourite film too

That's.

So.

Fetch.

Omg stop trying to make fetch happen, it's not going to happen!"

That's why her hair is so big. It's full of SECRETS.

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Anyone fancy a fuck?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I don't eat cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't eat cake."

Heathen

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

"Anyone fancy a fuck?"

Yeah go on then.

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

I love cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit worried about bees.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

With the help of my cat I managed to stab myself in the eye yesterday with tweezers.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I don't eat cake."

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Turkey anyone?

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"Anyone fancy a fuck?

Yeah go on then."

Ooh, haven't seen you in a while

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"Turkey anyone? "

Gobble Gobble?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a bit worried about bees. "

The letters or the flappy stingy things?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Who's going crufts this year?

My fave cake is pan btw

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I'm a bit worried about bees.

The letters or the flappy stingy things?"

I heard an album where the sounds were all triggered by bees recently. It was rather aurally pleasing.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I actually did have my mates mum dry humping me with her nipple in my mouth recently "

You arse, I wanted to spill these beans and you know it. It was my awkward moment switcharoo!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

How many finding bigfoot shows can be made, before you make your mind up - do they exist?

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

"Turkey anyone? "

Do you want stuffing with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel sad, any tips for feeling better?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I feel sad, any tips for feeling better?"

I've heard the tip of my tongue is pretty good at bringing joy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel sad, any tips for feeling better?"

Cake is all you need

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"I actually did have my mates mum dry humping me with her nipple in my mouth recently

You arse, I wanted to spill these beans and you know it. It was my awkward moment switcharoo!

Haha sorry. It wasn't even awkward to be fair, it was all part of my cunning plan to seduce my mates mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a bit worried about bees.

The letters or the flappy stingy things?"

I meant the stinging ones, but letter bee is a cause for concern sometimes it becomes dee. The word baby then can get very difficult for me. It's not funny.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"I don't eat cake.

+1"

Although I did eat low carb trifle and tiramisu over Christmas.

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I'm hungry

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Do people meet from here?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm hungry"

Got some tarts....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I feel sad, any tips for feeling better?"

What's up?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I licked my best mates fanny for alcohol"

Lots of alcohol here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people meet from here?"

only the pretty ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit of a fail here, there has recently been a thread running where the thread title had nothing to do with the first post... that is how you go off topic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No one's neck is as incredibly THICK as Gaston's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many of you have had your massive Christmas poo?

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I must go shopping for some avocados

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"No one's neck is as incredibly THICK as Gaston's."

Fucking love that song.

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"I must go shopping for some avocados "

I'd drive you to the shop but I don't avocado

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has no one mentioned tits yet!?

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"Has no one mentioned tits yet!?"

Yep, you just did

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Russian roulette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has no one mentioned tits yet!?

Yep, you just did"

Pffft. No one likes a smart arse...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I must go shopping for some avocados

I'd drive you to the shop but I don't avocado

I'm dying

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"How many of you have had your massive Christmas poo?"

It wasn't that large to be fair...Maybe a smidge bigger than my usual malteser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must go shopping for some avocados

I'd drive you to the shop but I don't avocado

I'm dying

It took me 15 minutes to get that joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish cake.

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"I must go shopping for some avocados

I'd drive you to the shop but I don't avocado

I'm dying

It took me 15 minutes to get that joke

But you eventually got it and that makes me happy

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By *indy SometimesTV/TS
over a year ago

BoxHill

"Has no one mentioned tits yet!?

Yep, you just did

Pffft. No one likes a smart arse... "

Oh shame, now you tell me!!

Have just shaved my lower bits, front and back to a nice smooth finish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why's this bus not going anywhere!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why's this bus not going anywhere!!?

There's a Gropecunt lane in Shrewsbury.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think my car may need a new exhaust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a bit frosty outside this morning

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Do people meet from here?

only the pretty ones

Wondered where I was going wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate cheesecake

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"It's a bit frosty outside this morning "

I would love to see the effect the cold has on your nipples lol.....

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