FabSwingers.com forum: new male advice please thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm looking to have my profile checked and get more shags(dont mind the odd cam wank if ur far away), things seem to be going good...but I'm a greedy fuck!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

New????????????????????????

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

You missed an apostrophe from your profile, I'm not going to tell you where as I'm not actually that helpful.

Once you rectify that you should find you finally manage to get a shag pretty much at will, just by mind power alone.

Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking to have my profile checked and get more shags(dont mind the odd cam wank if ur far away), things seem to be going good...but I'm a greedy fuck!"

Well your into quickies so should fit more into your schedule quite easily

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

you bored today Padster???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"New????????????????????????"
I meant its a new advice thread!!doH!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you bored today Padster???"

lookin for a shag wendy or some more contacts lol x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"you bored today Padster???

lookin for a shag wendy or some more contacts lol x"

damn, what a pity I am working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you bored today Padster???

lookin for a shag wendy or some more contacts lol x

damn, what a pity I am working

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You do actually work then

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"you bored today Padster???

lookin for a shag wendy or some more contacts lol x

damn, what a pity I am working

You do actually work then

sometimes, when I can be bothered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you bored today Padster???

lookin for a shag wendy or some more contacts lol x

damn, what a pity I am working

You do actually work then

sometimes, when I can be bothered

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inbetween shagging then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you bored today Padster???

lookin for a shag wendy or some more contacts lol x

damn, what a pity I am working

take a break wendy have a kitkat....shuffle x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"you bored today Padster???

lookin for a shag wendy or some more contacts lol x

damn, what a pity I am working

You do actually work then

sometimes, when I can be bothered

inbetween shagging then

haha, not had one since I got back, so be careful I am coming back down VERY soon!!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"you bored today Padster???

lookin for a shag wendy or some more contacts lol x

damn, what a pity I am working

You do actually work then

sometimes, when I can be bothered

inbetween shagging then

haha, not had one since I got back, so be careful I am coming back down VERY soon!!!!

Close the borders, quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you bored today Padster???

lookin for a shag wendy or some more contacts lol x

damn, what a pity I am working

You do actually work then

sometimes, when I can be bothered

inbetween shagging then

haha, not had one since I got back, so be careful I am coming back down VERY soon!!!!

"
Vicci I need your time machine

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"you bored today Padster???

lookin for a shag wendy or some more contacts lol x

damn, what a pity I am working

You do actually work then

sometimes, when I can be bothered

inbetween shagging then

haha, not had one since I got back, so be careful I am coming back down VERY soon!!!!

Vicci I need your time machine

doubtful he will get it to you on time...I mean VERY VERY soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you bored today Padster???

lookin for a shag wendy or some more contacts lol x

damn, what a pity I am working

You do actually work then

sometimes, when I can be bothered

inbetween shagging then

haha, not had one since I got back, so be careful I am coming back down VERY soon!!!!

Vicci I need your time machine

doubtful he will get it to you on time...I mean VERY VERY soon

"
I'm not scared

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

In your profile you say.... whats not to stop you. This is a double negative... and took too main brain power to think about... lol Well, you asked!

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you bored today Padster???

lookin for a shag wendy or some more contacts lol x

damn, what a pity I am working

You do actually work then

sometimes, when I can be bothered

inbetween shagging then

haha, not had one since I got back, so be careful I am coming back down VERY soon!!!!

wendy can i use ur house as a gangbangorgy pad??-when ur away of course! x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

nae probs Pads, if you can find it and get in past security

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I can't get into your profile... there's porn detected or something!

I think I've looked before but can't remember why I don't remember!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"nae probs Pads, if you can find it and get in past security

wendy i know where ur clit is....and Im throwing a meaty bone between those security teeth! hehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't get into your profile... there's porn detected or something!

I think I've looked before but can't remember why I don't remember!

its not porn its art...im a very well accomplished artist or is that arstit...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"nae probs Pads, if you can find it and get in past security

wendy i know where ur clit is....and Im throwing a meaty bone between those security teeth! hehehe"

sorry Paddy, but I'll be taking ma clit with me

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I can't get into your profile... there's porn detected or something!

I think I've looked before but can't remember why I don't remember!

its not porn its art...im a very well accomplished artist or is that arstit...

Yeah... something to do with the work IT system but my curiosity got the better of me so I checked on my phone. I remember why I switched it off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't get into your profile... there's porn detected or something!

I think I've looked before but can't remember why I don't remember!

its not porn its art...im a very well accomplished artist or is that arstit...

Yeah... something to do with the work IT system but my curiosity got the better of me so I checked on my phone. I remember why I switched it off!

nothing wrong in admitting that u didnt wanna soak ur chair anymore DG xxxx

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I can't get into your profile... there's porn detected or something!

I think I've looked before but can't remember why I don't remember!

its not porn its art...im a very well accomplished artist or is that arstit...

Yeah... something to do with the work IT system but my curiosity got the better of me so I checked on my phone. I remember why I switched it off!

nothing wrong in admitting that u didnt wanna soak ur chair anymore DG xxxx"

That wasn't it really... I couldn't tell which one was you so I gave up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't get into your profile... there's porn detected or something!

I think I've looked before but can't remember why I don't remember!

its not porn its art...im a very well accomplished artist or is that arstit...

Yeah... something to do with the work IT system but my curiosity got the better of me so I checked on my phone. I remember why I switched it off!

nothing wrong in admitting that u didnt wanna soak ur chair anymore DG xxxx

That wasn't it really... I couldn't tell which one was you so I gave up!

put yer milkbottle specs back on...I was the only brown boy at the gangbangs! lol

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I can't get into your profile... there's porn detected or something!

I think I've looked before but can't remember why I don't remember!

its not porn its art...im a very well accomplished artist or is that arstit...

Yeah... something to do with the work IT system but my curiosity got the better of me so I checked on my phone. I remember why I switched it off!

nothing wrong in admitting that u didnt wanna soak ur chair anymore DG xxxx

That wasn't it really... I couldn't tell which one was you so I gave up!

put yer milkbottle specs back on...I was the only brown boy at the gangbangs! lol"

I'm picking my specs up tomorrow so it'll need to wait!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't get into your profile... there's porn detected or something!

I think I've looked before but can't remember why I don't remember!

its not porn its art...im a very well accomplished artist or is that arstit...

Yeah... something to do with the work IT system but my curiosity got the better of me so I checked on my phone. I remember why I switched it off!

nothing wrong in admitting that u didnt wanna soak ur chair anymore DG xxxx

That wasn't it really... I couldn't tell which one was you so I gave up!

put yer milkbottle specs back on...I was the only brown boy at the gangbangs! lol

I'm picking my specs up tomorrow so it'll need to wait!

cool....mind pick up some excessivefannyjuice pads..dont want ur wrokmates slagging u off!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"cool....mind pick up some excessivefannyjuice pads..dont want ur wrokmates slagging u off!!

I'll bear that in mind. Would you like me to ask someone to widen the door for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well looking at your avatar I'm not sure I could get into those positions

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

change profile to.

*shy lad who needs some help to come out of his shell, is tea total and has penis exhibition issues..so can only shag with the lights off*

and the above pish is as believable as your use of the word NEW.

good luck..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"change profile to.

*shy lad who needs some help to come out of his shell, is tea total and has penis exhibition issues..so can only shag with the lights off*

and the above pish is as believable as your use of the word NEW.

lolol MrView- meant the thread was a new one lol

good luck.."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well looking at your avatar I'm not sure I could get into those positions

hehe theres always easy ways to try!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"cool....mind pick up some excessivefannyjuice pads..dont want ur wrokmates slagging u off!!

I'll bear that in mind. Would you like me to ask someone to widen the door for you? "

well thatd be nice...a female please, its about time held doors open for us men!!!

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