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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Christian Grey has joined fab according to the new public pics section

Go grab him ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can you tell by his penis?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Ooh, he has as well. Nah, you're alright. I'm holding out for the Bollywood hottie I saw on there yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How can you tell by his penis?

Nah, spotted his chiselled jaw, and 'the suit'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a few on here... Wonder which one's the real one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just done a name search for Christian grey and I found 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck that! I steer clear of profiles with Christian or gray in the username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg I've got upto page 4, I can't look anymore!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he has blocked me i think coz i can't see him.

a few hotties got me distracted as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many cocks can one person see in one sitting, before their eyes start to bleed? That's a lot of cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many cocks can one person see in one sitting, before their eyes start to bleed? That's a lot of cocks

i nearly went blind one night fabbing them all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe he went UNLOS?

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"How many cocks can one person see in one sitting, before their eyes start to bleed? That's a lot of cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many cocks can one person see in one sitting, before their eyes start to bleed? That's a lot of cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many cocks can one person see in one sitting, before their eyes start to bleed? That's a lot of cocks

i nearly went blind one night fabbing them all.

... I bet you were in your element. You do love a good cock pic

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Brb....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"maybe he went UNLOS?

Someone will have reported the pic. I like to trawl the hot pics with Tineye from time to time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many cocks can one person see in one sitting, before their eyes start to bleed? That's a lot of cocks

i nearly went blind one night fabbing them all.

... I bet you were in your element. You do love a good cock pic

yeah i do. i pace myself now and take it easy on there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't find him.... I got lost in all the cocks

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By *iolet2000Woman
over a year ago

Ormskirk

"How many cocks can one person see in one sitting, before their eyes start to bleed? That's a lot of cocks

You must see the same ones i do. Boring.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"maybe he went UNLOS?

Someone will have reported the pic. I like to trawl the hot pics with Tineye from time to time."

No, it's still there. No fabs yet so it will now involve much trawling through recent cock pics to find it I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

found him. hmmmm, he's pretty nice.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

How do you know its not him ?

I have been chatting to Jennifer Lopez for a few weeks now, I just need to send her some money for airline tickets so we can finally meet

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"maybe he went UNLOS?

Someone will have reported the pic. I like to trawl the hot pics with Tineye from time to time.

No, it's still there. No fabs yet so it will now involve much trawling through recent cock pics to find it I'm afraid."

Life is far, far too short for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"maybe he went UNLOS?

Someone will have reported the pic. I like to trawl the hot pics with Tineye from time to time.

No, it's still there. No fabs yet so it will now involve much trawling through recent cock pics to find it I'm afraid."

What page? I managed to get to page 10.... Made sure I kept my mouth and legs closed throughout my search though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do you know its not him ?

I have been chatting to Jennifer Lopez for a few weeks now, I just need to send her some money for airline tickets so we can finally meet

You lucky bar steward

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Brb....

None the wiser but I do need to lie down now. Some big cocks on there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"maybe he went UNLOS?

Someone will have reported the pic. I like to trawl the hot pics with Tineye from time to time.

No, it's still there. No fabs yet so it will now involve much trawling through recent cock pics to find it I'm afraid.

Life is far, far too short for that."

I got 6 pages of cock deep before I gave up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a nice chat with Will Smith the other week; brave of a highly recognisable, international Hollywood star to put his face pic as his profile avatar. I kid you not. ?? Yes, it was reported.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's pinched! Haha. Just did a Google search

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's pinched! Haha. Just did a Google search

You mean Jamie Dornan didn't join fab'

Mrs N will be devastated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's pinched! Haha. Just did a Google search

You mean Jamie Dornan didn't join fab'

Mrs N will be devastated.

Mrs N?? I'm devastated! The betrayal!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found him on page 14. He's only 5'10 Ruby

saw sooooooo many cocks though I think I need a lie down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found him on page 14. He's only 5'10 Ruby

saw sooooooo many cocks though I think I need a lie down! "

Bah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would have loved to have bragged to my daughter that I met Jamie Dornan on...... A night out in Cardiff, where we happened to 'accidentally bump into each other'

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

So has anyone sent him a message yet to find out what he is doing for New Years eve ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So has anyone sent him a message yet to find out what he is doing for New Years eve ?

I wanna hear more about J-Lo.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I got all excited there thinking my dreams had came true, but the resemblance is uncanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did I look?!! I never understand why some people choose the pics they do.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"So has anyone sent him a message yet to find out what he is doing for New Years eve ?

I wanna hear more about J-Lo.......

She will only travel first class so just waiting for the money I have sent her to transfer into her account and then meeting her at Manchester airport,

I will let you know when she arrives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So has anyone sent him a message yet to find out what he is doing for New Years eve ?

I wanna hear more about J-Lo.......

She will only travel first class so just waiting for the money I have sent her to transfer into her account and then meeting her at Manchester airport,

I will let you know when she arrives "

... Bet you are excited!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So has anyone sent him a message yet to find out what he is doing for New Years eve ?

I wanna hear more about J-Lo.......

She will only travel first class so just waiting for the money I have sent her to transfer into her account and then meeting her at Manchester airport,

I will let you know when she arrives

... Bet you are excited!! "

Until J-Lo arrives looking more akin to Ting Tong Macadangdang

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

im laughing so hard at this thread ( any pun read in, is intentional)

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"So has anyone sent him a message yet to find out what he is doing for New Years eve ?

I wanna hear more about J-Lo.......

She will only travel first class so just waiting for the money I have sent her to transfer into her account and then meeting her at Manchester airport,

I will let you know when she arrives

... Bet you are excited!!

Until J-Lo arrives looking more akin to Ting Tong Macadangdang

Jealousy will get you nowhere

You just wait in a few days I will be balls deep in Jenny from the block

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

And no its not Kenny from the block or Jenny the bloke before you say it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

'Don't be fooled by the rocks that she got'

Thems her bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So has anyone sent him a message yet to find out what he is doing for New Years eve ?

I wanna hear more about J-Lo.......

She will only travel first class so just waiting for the money I have sent her to transfer into her account and then meeting her at Manchester airport,

I will let you know when she arrives

... Bet you are excited!!

Until J-Lo arrives looking more akin to Ting Tong Macadangdang

Don't be jealous. He can't help it if Jen wants his cock... She probably found out christian was a fake, and needed consoling

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a cock falls from page 1 and no one is around to see it does it still look photoshopped?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And no its not Kenny from the block or Jenny the bloke before you say it

What about Kenya from the block?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"'Don't be fooled by the rocks that she got'

Thems her bollocks

Take that back!

It truly is her as I have seen her pictures which proves she is real

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

whiteley

"Would have loved to have bragged to my daughter that I met Jamie Dornan on...... A night out in Cardiff, where we happened to 'accidentally bump into each other'

Would much rather bump into you in Cardiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fuck that! I steer clear of profiles with Christian or gray in the username

Wannabe dimwits with cheap toys who couldn't dom their way out of a wet paper bag. Amazes me how many of them beg me to dominate them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a cock falls from page 1 and no one is around to see it does it still look photoshopped?"

I saw that too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Don't be fooled by the rocks that she got'

Thems her bollocks

Take that back!

It truly is her as I have seen her pictures which proves she is real"

Forgive me for doubting, I take it all back.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

anyone seen gandalf the grey yet?, hes more my type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone seen gandalf the grey yet?, hes more my type

Off topic slightly but there is someone at the company I work for called Gandalf. He's in the US though so doubt he is on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone seen gandalf the grey yet?, hes more my type

Not sure I have the strength to wade back in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"anyone seen gandalf the grey yet?, hes more my type

I've got an old silver wig and a hessian sack, I could almost be a double for him

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"'Don't be fooled by the rocks that she got'

Thems her bollocks

Take that back!

It truly is her as I have seen her pictures which proves she is real

Forgive me for doubting, I take it all back.

You're forgiven,

Hey maybe after we set up a couples profile we could have a meet with youse ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone seen gandalf the grey yet?, hes more my type

Preffered it when he went white to be honest

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"anyone seen gandalf the grey yet?, hes more my type

I've got an old silver wig and a hessian sack, I could almost be a double for him

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awesome

does the tip of your staff glow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone seen gandalf the grey yet?, hes more my type

Preffered it when he went white to be honest

Not in the racist way of course!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Don't be fooled by the rocks that she got'

Thems her bollocks

Take that back!

It truly is her as I have seen her pictures which proves she is real

Forgive me for doubting, I take it all back.

You're forgiven,

Hey maybe after we set up a couples profile we could have a meet with youse ? "

Defo!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"anyone seen gandalf the grey yet?, hes more my type

Preferred it when he went white to be honest

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i was wondering if christian grey committed fabicide, would he come back as christian the white ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"anyone seen gandalf the grey yet?, hes more my type

I've got an old silver wig and a hessian sack, I could almost be a double for him

awesome

does the tip of your staff glow?

Only if it's mistreated or overused

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"anyone seen gandalf the grey yet?, hes more my type

I've got an old silver wig and a hessian sack, I could almost be a double for him

awesome

does the tip of your staff glow?

Only if it's mistreated or overused "
not called rudolf then?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"anyone seen gandalf the grey yet?, hes more my type

Preferred it when he went white to be honest

i was wondering if christian grey committed fabicide, would he come back as christian the white ?

thats almost dreaming of a white christianmas..isnt it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone seen gandalf the grey yet?, hes more my type

Preferred it when he went white to be honest

i was wondering if christian grey committed fabicide, would he come back as christian the white ?

Christian the white Knight... He'd fit well in the forums

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

I always search for "beard" or "geek" in names.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"anyone seen gandalf the grey yet?, hes more my type

I've got an old silver wig and a hessian sack, I could almost be a double for him

awesome

does the tip of your staff glow?

Only if it's mistreated or overused not called rudolf then?

Names are insufficient for my staff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone seen gandalf the grey yet?, hes more my type

I've got an old silver wig and a hessian sack, I could almost be a double for him

awesome

does the tip of your staff glow?

Only if it's mistreated or overused not called rudolf then?

Names are insufficient for my staff

Sounds like you need a doctor, not a foof, to be fair....

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"I always search for "beard" or "geek" in names. "

The beardedgeek is pretty much fucked then ?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"anyone seen gandalf the grey yet?, hes more my type

I've got an old silver wig and a hessian sack, I could almost be a double for him

awesome

does the tip of your staff glow?

Only if it's mistreated or overused not called rudolf then?

Names are insufficient for my staff

Even Glamdring?

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

"I always search for "beard" or "geek" in names.

The beardedgeek is pretty much fucked then ?"

Absolutely!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone seen gandalf the grey yet?, hes more my type

I've got an old silver wig and a hessian sack, I could almost be a double for him

awesome

does the tip of your staff glow?

Only if it's mistreated or overused not called rudolf then?

Names are insufficient for my staff

Even Glamdring?"

I'm sorry but it looks like a case of Glamdring. Take these twice a day and come back if it gets any worse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"anyone seen gandalf the grey yet?, hes more my type

I've got an old silver wig and a hessian sack, I could almost be a double for him

awesome

does the tip of your staff glow?

Only if it's mistreated or overused not called rudolf then?

Names are insufficient for my staff

Even Glamdring?

I'm sorry but it looks like a case of Glamdring. Take these twice a day and come back if it gets any worse

Finally, a diagnosis and a solution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a cock falls from page 1 and no one is around to see it does it still look photoshopped?"

Ah, The Fall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In February when the new film is out, there will be loads of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christian Grey has joined fab according to the new public pics section

Go grab him ladies. "

We'll guys. Time to go unlos

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"In February when the new film is out, there will be loads of them.

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might have to host a kink social x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Christian Grey has joined fab according to the new public pics section

Go grab him ladies.

We'll guys. Time to go unlos

Que?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In February when the new film is out, there will be loads of them.

might have to host a kink social x"

why not host a 'Christian Grey wannabe' social? I'm sure you would be inundated with requests

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"In February when the new film is out, there will be loads of them.

might have to host a kink social x

why not host a 'Christian Grey wannabe' social? I'm sure you would be inundated with requests

"
thinking more about dispelling the wannabes with some decent demos and instruction as well as a chance for some people to experience some stuff, in a non sexual, safe way..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In February when the new film is out, there will be loads of them.

might have to host a kink social x

why not host a 'Christian Grey wannabe' social? I'm sure you would be inundated with requests

thinking more about dispelling the wannabes with some decent demos and instruction as well as a chance for some people to experience some stuff, in a non sexual, safe way..

I love that idea x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many cocks can one person see in one sitting, before their eyes start to bleed? That's a lot of cocks

*runs off to commence eye bleeding*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In February when the new film is out, there will be loads of them.

might have to host a kink social x

why not host a 'Christian Grey wannabe' social? I'm sure you would be inundated with requests

That is an awesome idea

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Just done a name search for Christian grey and I found 5

5 Shades of Grey?

There is a local couple with the username Elle Mcfearsome...fab name

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