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"Prowl, while kissing and sucking my way up with lots of eye contact. Usually." I like this way, but my knees and back don't always. I think it's the most erotic. | |||
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"Just stand up and body slam him into submission. How dare he lie down on the job " | |||
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"Being tall i kneel up, shuffle and then slump down. It's not sexy. I usually distract them with testicle fondling." This is how I tend to do it too. Dodgy knees and a weak back | |||
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"Riverdance. Only way up. " What about the clumpy shoes?? | |||
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"Being tall i kneel up, shuffle and then slump down. It's not sexy. I usually distract them with testicle fondling. This is how I tend to do it too. Dodgy knees and a weak back " i've never had any complaints (yet!) | |||
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"Riverdance. Only way up. What about the clumpy shoes??" You wear shoes while having sex?! | |||
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"Riverdance. Only way up. What about the clumpy shoes?? You wear shoes while having sex?! " Yeah | |||
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"Riverdance. Only way up. What about the clumpy shoes?? You wear shoes while having sex?! " Have you not seen my fluffy slippers? | |||
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"Riverdance. Only way up. What about the clumpy shoes?? You wear shoes while having sex?! Yeah " He obviously doesn't know what Riverdance is | |||
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"Riverdance. Only way up. What about the clumpy shoes?? You wear shoes while having sex?! Yeah He obviously doesn't know what Riverdance is " You don't need shoes to riverdance up the bed, it won't make a difference if you try tap dancing on a matress | |||
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"Prowl whilst giving a little lick and nibble" Or at least I try to ... Nita | |||
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"Riverdance. Only way up. What about the clumpy shoes?? You wear shoes while having sex?! Yeah He obviously doesn't know what Riverdance is You don't need shoes to riverdance up the bed, it won't make a difference if you try tap dancing on a matress " We went from Riverdance to lapdance. I can do both | |||
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"Riverdance. Only way up. What about the clumpy shoes?? You wear shoes while having sex?! Yeah He obviously doesn't know what Riverdance is You don't need shoes to riverdance up the bed, it won't make a difference if you try tap dancing on a matress We went from Riverdance to lapdance. I can do both " Sorted. You'll be fine then | |||
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"Riverdance. Only way up. What about the clumpy shoes?? You wear shoes while having sex?! Yeah He obviously doesn't know what Riverdance is You don't need shoes to riverdance up the bed, it won't make a difference if you try tap dancing on a matress We went from Riverdance to lapdance. I can do both " With your dodgy back and knees! I know your type... a lapdance is more like chairoebics | |||
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"Riverdance. Only way up. What about the clumpy shoes?? You wear shoes while having sex?! Yeah He obviously doesn't know what Riverdance is You don't need shoes to riverdance up the bed, it won't make a difference if you try tap dancing on a matress We went from Riverdance to lapdance. I can do both With your dodgy back and knees! I know your type... a lapdance is more like chairoebics " It has to be a chair with arm rests, so I can lever myself up | |||
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"I would attempt a prowl. But would invariably do something klutzy in the process and have to style it out or just go 'ow, me poor old knees'. So the only thing for it is sliding off the end of the bed and walking round to the head end. Much less chance of damaging him then." Those high beds are a bugger though. I've struggled to get back on a few. | |||
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"I would attempt a prowl. But would invariably do something klutzy in the process and have to style it out or just go 'ow, me poor old knees'. So the only thing for it is sliding off the end of the bed and walking round to the head end. Much less chance of damaging him then. Those high beds are a bugger though. I've struggled to get back on a few. " "Oi, numbnuts, give us a hoik so I can climb on your face" might work in that situation? | |||
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"im usually on my knees and wait instruction " Has he ever instructed you to Cossack dance your way up? | |||
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"Surprised no one has mentioned levitation yet " If only I could. It would solve a lot of my problems in bed. | |||
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"im usually on my knees and wait instruction Has he ever instructed you to Cossack dance your way up? " dont give him ideas..he might read this | |||
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"im usually on my knees and wait instruction Has he ever instructed you to Cossack dance your way up? dont give him ideas..he might read this " Oh, in that case. How about a back flip, into a roly poly? | |||
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"im usually on my knees and wait instruction Has he ever instructed you to Cossack dance your way up? dont give him ideas..he might read this " Could be a good idea! A slow chant and click of fingers to Kalinka, Kalinka would give OP plenty of time to get up and regain poise | |||
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"im usually on my knees and wait instruction Has he ever instructed you to Cossack dance your way up? dont give him ideas..he might read this Oh, in that case. How about a back flip, into a roly poly? " think ive done that one | |||
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"I'm a prowler with licks on the way up " I like a lick | |||
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"Grab him by the balls and order him to swivel. " Won't that pinch a little? | |||
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"I try and sleek my way up. In my mind I look sexy and lithe but in reality I probably look like Voldermort " Sleek. That's a good word. I prowl, clamber or jump depending on the mood | |||
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"if I'm nearer the feet end, I usually slide off the end of the bed and parade my naked self around to the head end.. climb back onto the bed and him, and straddle his head with my thighs " | |||
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