FabSwingers.com forum: Flippin' autocarrot mood killer!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Slightly humorous, flirty Whatsapp banter with Number One Chap. I aim to say "I lick it, therefore it is mine". Bastard Carrot changes it and I don't notice and entirely kill the mood by saying "I kick it, therefore it is mine". It's like Chastity Autocarrot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he might still like it...depends if pain is on the table.

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Some would find that more of a turn on that just licking it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the curse of autocarrot gorgeous

Ah I do miss VaraD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slightly humorous, flirty Whatsapp banter with Number One Chap. I aim to say "I lick it, therefore it is mine". Bastard Carrot changes it and I don't notice and entirely kill the mood by saying "I kick it, therefore it is mine". It's like Chastity Autocarrot! "

Carrot?

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By *estlands4Man
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Strike and stroke always gets confused with me - you striking my cock never looks so good when I read it back and as for striking your ass and breasts well!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick my pissy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've called someone a "right horror" instead of a "hottie" ~ blockedy blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lick my pissy

Hahaha I've done this before, he called me a kinky bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really want to duck you tonight"

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

I have to say sometimes autocarrot can be an amazballs way to find out things about people when they send quick massage and don't check the contents lick yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 'count' is missing you.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

A foot on my nads after some upsidedown fun is fine, but maybe not a kick

I've not been that far down kink street yet & would probably get off the bus before I got there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I really want to duck you tonight"

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it. "

That happens to me all the time... Bloody duck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lick my pissy

Hahaha I've done this before, he called me a kinky bitch

Better than a block

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

"Lick my pissy

Put that as your status and see the reaction you get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once told a girl I wanted lick her aunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am off to the cinema I will need a large tub of cockporn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lick my pissy

Put that as your status and see the reaction you get

I've put worse! But usually as a status shuffle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once told a girl I wanted lick her aunt. "

Just spat a perfectly acceptable G&T out at that. Hatter, you are a genius.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've called someone a "right horror" instead of a "hottie" ~ blockedy blocked

Love it.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

What's this flirting by text lark

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I sent a lady an email about a quote for some work... I thought I typed if you'd like more info on this there's some details on this web site..

Feckin autocorrect changed there's some to threesome..

.. didn't heare back about the work or the threesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You are all brilliantly dysfunctional. I no longer feel guilty about suggesting a kick to the gentleman regions mid-flirt.

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