FabSwingers.com forum: Does eating ice cream make you gay?

By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

I don’t think so, but Richard Hammond seems to....

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

he is an idiot

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By *ouple4biMMFCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Rather a silly comment wasn't it.

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By *anes HubbyCouple
over a year ago

Babbacombe Torquay

Hammond is a bit of a prat though.....

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

and more publicity for his programme

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

Can't everyone lighten up a bit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love ice cream so must be totally gay if that's the case.in fact I'm eating some now

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

depends on flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I like it and sometimes I don't, and I'm bi, so maybe he's onto something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm eating one right now,and the way I'm noshing this corneto of he might have a point lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm eating one right now,and the way I'm noshing this corneto of he might have a point lol"

Pics please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably why none of my dates ever worked out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw that and caught myself shaking my head to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm eating one right now,and the way I'm noshing this corneto of he might have a point lol

Pics please

Too late lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if you do so whilst royally shagging some chap up the bum!

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

I had some mint vieneta , does that make me fab straight ?

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

Doesn't matter what flavour it is, it's going up my arse all the same

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

i had some xmas day and now i'm a lesbian....hello ladies!

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Odd thing to say for a man whose job has basically been to fawningly suck off Clarkson on TV for the last 15 years.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"I don’t think so, but Richard Hammond seems to....

Yes, he is gay, I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He suffered quite a traumatic brain injury tbf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends, if you choose your scoops based on flavour or colour coordination. have to say though top gear with these 3 viz characters was better than grand tour. So perhaps the bbc producers and writers should get employed as well as the on screen talent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be why im very straight as i don't like icecream much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hammond is severely brain damaged and regurgitates what Clarkson tells him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Tutti-Frutti carries a risk

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By *anes HubbyCouple
over a year ago

Babbacombe Torquay

I took a look at Grand Tour and it became very clear that the script writers that were with Top Gear never moved over to Amazon with Clarkson and Co.......

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Though God did make Adam and Eve not Ben & Jerry

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Odd thing to say for a man whose job has basically been to fawningly suck off Clarkson on TV for the last 15 years."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its always made me very happy,especially after a nice meal or a bad day at work x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't everyone lighten up a bit.... "

No it's much more fun to be outraged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate loads of ice cream as a kid - it worked..!!!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Does eating ice cream make you gay? "

No... It's the desires for romance with people of the same gender as you that makes you gay...

Eating ice cream makes you happy... and maybe fat.

Cal

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

GAY ICE CREAM FOR EVERYONE!!

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

And no. The man's a tool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not on BBC anymore so you have to make a conscious effort to watch it. Far too many people can't take a joke and tbh fuck em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember eating one of those Fab ice lollies made me feel a tad gay.....

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

Just eating ice cream doesn't make you gay , it depends on a lot of factors.

The flavour

Cone or tub

Italian or Cornish

Spoon or no spoon

Sauce

Crushed nuts

Wafer

Cock in your bum

Use the tick list to see if you are a puddle jumper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frozen booby juice. Yum.

Definitely will make you gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he meant it makes you happy???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. Eating dick makes you gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. Eating dick makes you gay

You eat them???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t think so, but Richard Hammond seems to....

Only if eating it off some guys cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. Eating dick makes you gay

You eat them???

Nope, hence why I'm straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. Eating dick makes you gay

You eat them???

Nope, hence why I'm straight

I just suck them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. Eating dick makes you gay

You eat them???

Nope, hence why I'm straight

I just suck them

Me too :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. Eating dick makes you gay

You eat them???

Nope, hence why I'm straight

I just suck them

I don't believe you. Prove it

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Nope. Eating dick makes you gay

You eat them???

Nope, hence why I'm straight

I just suck them

I don't believe you. Prove it

Look, it's ONLY gay if you push back whilst being fucked, ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's so wrong. I mean while I enjoy the occasional bowl of ice cream, in addition to enjoying the occasional cock, I quite like boobs. Shows what he knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. Eating dick makes you gay

You eat them???

Nope, hence why I'm straight

I just suck them

I don't believe you. Prove it

Look, it's ONLY gay if you push back whilst being fucked, ok?"

Well I never...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. Eating dick makes you gay

You eat them???

Nope, hence why I'm straight

I just suck them

I don't believe you. Prove it

Look, it's ONLY gay if you push back whilst being fucked, ok?"

I see no logic in that whatsoever

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

what did he actually say?

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By *oungladMan
over a year ago

Burnham

Depends. is he deepthroating it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what did he actually say?"

Double flake with chocolate sauce please sweetie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was just a saying ffs! My daughter says her wifi keeps acting gay all of the time, means nothing by it just a saying.

I think the world needs to lighten up a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. Eating dick makes you gay

You eat them???

Nope, hence why I'm straight

I just suck them

I don't believe you. Prove it

Look, it's ONLY gay if you push back whilst being fucked, ok?"

Does that line work Joe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was just a saying ffs! My daughter says her wifi keeps acting gay all of the time, means nothing by it just a saying.

I think the world needs to lighten up a bit

I agree a little - but calling shit things gay is... well, shit.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

is "ben" and "jerry" a giveaway i have never noticed until now......

i love their cookie dough ice cream so i must be at least metrosexual then.....

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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"It was just a saying ffs! My daughter says her wifi keeps acting gay all of the time, means nothing by it just a saying.

I think the world needs to lighten up a bit

And you haven't thought to teach her that that isn't acceptable?

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"It was just a saying ffs! My daughter says her wifi keeps acting gay all of the time, means nothing by it just a saying.

I think the world needs to lighten up a bit

And you haven't thought to teach her that that isn't acceptable?

I think my wifi acts a bit bi; connect, not connect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't everyone lighten up a bit.... "

You mean be a bit more gay?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Can't everyone lighten up a bit....

You mean be a bit more gay?

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just eat more icecream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t think so, but Richard Hammond seems to....

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surely he meant gay in happy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is vanilla icecream less gay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t think so, but Richard Hammond seems to....

surely he meant gay in happy?

he surely didn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Neapolitan the bisexual of Ice Creams?

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Is Neapolitan the bisexual of Ice Creams?

No, it is in the closet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sprinkles and sauce??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what did he actually say?"

"It's all right, I don't eat ice cream. It's something to do with being straight."

"Ice cream is a bit - you know... There's nothing wrong with it, but a grown man eating an ice cream - it's that way, rather than that way"

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

I started with rum and raisin and ended up with stockings and heels x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I started with rum and raisin and ended up with stockings and heels x"

Now theirs a flavour Ive never tried.

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

Grrr I must be irrationally angry about this! Although I don't know what made me gay, it might have been ice cream.... Maybe I'll just think "pah it's not important" and not fret about it. There are plenty of committees and busybodies who exist to be offended on my behalf because I can't be arsed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t think so, but Richard Hammond seems to....

It'll all come out in the future that clarkson force buggered him in a tent while the boring one sat in the corner with his arms round his legs slowly rocking back and forth on some remote continent and the producer he punched had secretly filmed it. That's why he got punched and the afternoon before they all had tequila cornettos and had a deep chat about things they were yet to experience .

You heard it here first !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Tutti-Frutti carries a risk

He'd better stay away from Neapolitan then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do crushed nuts mean im kinky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had some ice cream a couple of days ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would john wayne order an icecream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating ice cream makes me gay in the dated sense but that's about it ha ha.

Eve. X

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By *ouble_The_DelightCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

We watched it today, made me smile.

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By *ouble_The_DelightCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

"I don’t think so, but Richard Hammond seems to....

You heard it here first !"

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By *ouple4biMMFCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I had some ice cream a couple of days ago."

You need to change your profile now then.

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By *ildatlantic3wayCouple
over a year ago

donegal

I don't think eating ice cream makes you gay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was just a saying ffs! My daughter says her wifi keeps acting gay all of the time, means nothing by it just a saying.

I think the world needs to lighten up a bit

And you haven't thought to teach her that that isn't acceptable?

No because I don't see it as a problem, her brother is gay and she loves him no matter what.

Someone somewhere is always looking for something to be offended at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t think so, but Richard Hammond seems to....

Think it was just abit of bants, that unfavourable media has hyped & blowout of proportion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I prefer cheesecake and cream or does that make me extra gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had some ice cream a couple of days ago."

So, you like 'i-scream'then ?

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By *ouple4biMMFCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"It was just a saying ffs! My daughter says her wifi keeps acting gay all of the time, means nothing by it just a saying.

I think the world needs to lighten up a bit

And you haven't thought to teach her that that isn't acceptable?

No because I don't see it as a problem, her brother is gay and she loves him no matter what.

Someone somewhere is always looking for something to be offended at

I understand what you're saying and kid's do say silly things with out thinking as do adults,but some child in their class who is gay and is having a problem coming out may find that hard to hear. My kid's say daft thing's and I tell them not to even though one of mine is gay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regurgitate tired TV show on Amazon and say something controversial for free publicity for said rebranded rubbish...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Ice cream just makes me go 'ow'.

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

"I had some ice cream a couple of days ago."

Anything happened yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes I like it and sometimes I don't, and I'm bi, so maybe he's onto something

think i might land in this field too

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

What about cheese and biscuits, I had some and worry I'll be all hairy in the morning

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

What about a Mars ice cream bar?, is that why there's never been a Yorkie version?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Blimey the amount I eat I should be married to a woman by now if it makes you gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Regurgitate tired TV show on Amazon and say something controversial for free publicity for said rebranded rubbish..."

I watched this episode this morning, I agree, the show and format is dead, it should be shelved now.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"What about a Mars ice cream bar?, is that why there's never been a Yorkie version?"

The Yorkie version is not needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Tutti-Frutti carries a risk

He'd better stay away from Neapolitan then

Yes indeed

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

"It was just a saying ffs! My daughter says her wifi keeps acting gay all of the time, means nothing by it just a saying.

I think the world needs to lighten up a bit

And you haven't thought to teach her that that isn't acceptable?

No because I don't see it as a problem, her brother is gay and she loves him no matter what.

Someone somewhere is always looking for something to be offended at

Indeed, using gay as a synonym for broken/rubbish/bad shouldn't offend anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gay is a celebratory term of endearment .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad had Vienetta on Christmas Day.

My childhood must have been a lie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dad had Vienetta on Christmas Day.

My childhood must have been a lie! "

OMG I so need a Vienetta.....

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

I suppose if you are defined by what you eat, I would be Mr Creosote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow. I must have a bum hole like the Chanel tunnel then. I fucking love ice cream

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