FabSwingers.com forum: You know you're a swinger when..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

..You refer to the game pie face as cream pie to work colleagues

..you rate passers by out of ten for their fuckableness.

..you wonder if passers by are swingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above

And when you cant resist taking naughty pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a blowup bed in your boot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the woman you're watching get spit roasted as you wank over her tits is wearing your wedding ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..You refer to the game pie face as cream pie to work colleagues

..you rate passers by out of ten for their fuckableness.

..you wonder if passers by are swingers."

Exactly this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All of your internet history is porn, hotel booking sites, toys and lingerie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have pampas grass in the garden and wear an ankle chain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All of your internet history is porn, hotel booking sites, toys and lingerie"

So let's book a hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you keep a spare shower curtain in the wardrobe to protect your mattress.

When you have a separate travelling case for your "equipment/toys".

When there is always a supply of condoms in your wash bag.

When you have a separate "fab phone".

.....I could go on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure I am then

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"..You refer to the game pie face as cream pie to work colleagues

..you rate passers by out of ten for their fuckableness.

..you wonder if passers by are swingers."

Yes to these.

When someone says fab and you chuckle..

People call you Honey innocently and you wonder if they 'know'

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Your largest outgoings after the mortgage is lingerie and hotel rooms.

You find yourself wondering whenever someone says the word fab if they are on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"..You refer to the game pie face as cream pie to work colleagues

..you rate passers by out of ten for their fuckableness.

..you wonder if passers by are swingers.

Yes to these.

When someone says fab and you chuckle..

People call you Honey innocently and you wonder if they 'know'

Im like that when people mention raspberries

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"..You refer to the game pie face as cream pie to work colleagues

..you rate passers by out of ten for their fuckableness.

..you wonder if passers by are swingers.

Yes to these.

When someone says fab and you chuckle..

People call you Honey innocently and you wonder if they 'know'

Im like that when people mention raspberries

Songs remind you of people and you find yourself laughing.

I work out

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I saw a santa hat while Christmas shopping and my first thought was wearing it on my cock for a fab pic.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

When you write ' have a fab time' in a card and then then wonder if they know what fab is!!!

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..You refer to the game pie face as cream pie to work colleagues

..you rate passers by out of ten for their fuckableness.

..you wonder if passers by are swingers.

Yes to these.

When someone says fab and you chuckle..

People call you Honey innocently and you wonder if they 'know'

Yes! Whenever anyone says fab to me, I always wonder if they know.

When someone catches your eye, smiles at you and you wonder if they know you from fab.

When you're self conscious about going out of the house looking like crap incase your seen by fab folk.

When everyone song you here can be related to having sex with others ha ha.

I mostly noticed though when I was having sex and looked over to see my husband kissing another woman whilst having sex with her. Yup, that was a pretty defining moment.

Eve. X

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"..You refer to the game pie face as cream pie to work colleagues

..you rate passers by out of ten for their fuckableness.

..you wonder if passers by are swingers.

Yes to these.

When someone says fab and you chuckle..

People call you Honey innocently and you wonder if they 'know'

Im like that when people mention raspberries

Songs remind you of people and you find yourself laughing.

I work out

Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle yeah

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"..You refer to the game pie face as cream pie to work colleagues

..you rate passers by out of ten for their fuckableness.

..you wonder if passers by are swingers.

Yes to these.

When someone says fab and you chuckle..

People call you Honey innocently and you wonder if they 'know'

Im like that when people mention raspberries

Songs remind you of people and you find yourself laughing.

I work out

Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle yeah

There he is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I saw a santa hat while Christmas shopping and my first thought was wearing it on my cock for a fab pic.

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

"..You refer to the game pie face as cream pie to work colleagues

..you rate passers by out of ten for their fuckableness.

..you wonder if passers by are swingers."

Hahahah spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your talking to a vanilla friend about them going on a date and you ask "what time is your meet"

When you give directions to some one and say its on the right hand side as you come off the motorway and head to the town center, just before you get to xtasia

You chuckle when you go past a house with pampas grass in the front garden

You sit bolt upright when you hear the name of a forumite mentioned on telly

Your phone no longer tries to auto carrot to "duck"

You see a hold all and think "that would make a good gig bag"

Said gig bag is packed and ready to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When your phone automatically changes normal words like duck and sock to fuck and cock

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

When your phone automatically offers fabbing, fpf and Faf on it's suggestions bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure, i'm not a swinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your phone automatically offers fabbing, fpf and Faf on it's suggestions bar

Mine now knows UNLOS

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

You know your a swinger that uses the fab forum when anyone uses the expression "fancy a fuck" and the only person you think of is MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You regularly whistle I'm The King Of The Swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you keep a spare shower curtain in the wardrobe to protect your mattress.

When you have a separate travelling case for your "equipment/toys".

When there is always a supply of condoms in your wash bag.

When you have a separate "fab phone".

.....I could go on!"

Spare shower curtain, you be meeting a few squirters

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Pampas grass - new one to us as an indicator of propensity to swing.

From now on we will take a bit more interest in peoples gardens.

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

You giggle every time you pass Dorothy Perkins.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

You're wanking to much because the photos on women's and couples profiles make you horny 24/7

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

You walk past certain stores and think oooh that would make a good username because you find an hidden dirty meaning in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you attend a vanilla party and you wish all your friends could just pile in together

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

when going for a foray into 'vanilla land, feels like walking into a world of sexually repressed zombies, managed by superficial banter about weather, kids, soap operas and sport,and structured around alcohol and meal times..

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

You have two wardrobes one full of clothes you only wear to clubs.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'm not sure I am then

Nor I as this is such a very small part of my life I don't see or seek to see swingers everywhere.

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By *winny445Man
over a year ago

battersea

new neighbours moved in next door 3 girls 2 guys (all twenties)

woke up sometime in the early hours to screaming. smirked to myself like nice party and fell back asleep.

been told by other neighbours "they took forever to leave just loads of young girls being d*unk and screaming"

tbf was watching alot of swinger porn yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being an actual swinger, I can manage to go about my daily life without sex and Fab on my mind.

Ok, maybe I think about sex a lot.

And the word fab conjures up memories of some of the sex I've had from here.

But, I can control my filthy mind.

Sometimes.

Fuck, I'm not turning into a swinger am I??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when going for a foray into 'vanilla land, feels like walking into a world of sexually repressed zombies, managed by superficial banter about weather, kids, soap operas and sport,and structured around alcohol and meal times..

Non-swingers are sexually repressed zombies?

Is this the zombie apocalypse everyone is talking about??

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

You think of a different meaning when someone said they had a facial

Miss

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"..You refer to the game pie face as cream pie face"

I have had to catch myself once or twice at work about to say Durex, when I mean Duracell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your phone keeps changing Ffs, to FFM!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone says pussy and you start licking your lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start humming swing low sweet chariot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you walk down the street and see a stranger and start thinking... where have I seen them before, a club, a profile pic or a webcam and think hmm wonder if I pinched her bum would she slap me, call the police or invite me back to hers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're a young student swinger you spend birthday money on toys for those nights you can't find anyone you want to meet with but still need to be filled

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston

"You have a blowup bed in your boot"

Would love to try that one out!

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By *ootballFlowerCouple
over a year ago

Ollerton

When your wallet has more club membership cards than bank cards

When you see the TV show title '4 In A Bed' on the planner and think boring or been there done that!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

Non-swingers are sexually repressed zombies?

Is this the zombie apocalypse everyone is talking about??

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it is where i live ..imo of course..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your mate posts a pic on facebook of his "hot wife" and you burst out laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No clue, need to find a partner to find out

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

When a shopping centre advertises a ladies night and you think of an entirely different (much more fun) ladies night at a club

Bun

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"When a shopping centre advertises a ladies night and you think of an entirely different (much more fun) ladies night at a club

Bun

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London

When you see a sky remote control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you keep a spare shower curtain in the wardrobe to protect your mattress.

When you have a separate travelling case for your "equipment/toys".

When there is always a supply of condoms in your wash bag.

When you have a separate "fab phone".

.....I could go on!

Spare shower curtain, you be meeting a few squirters

I've met and know well, quite a few!

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By *winny445Man
over a year ago

battersea

"When you see a sky remote control

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's more of a "I know I've got sex on the mind too much when" ..

Someone says 'I'm coming' and you think something different..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know you're a member of fab when you tell your friend you just fabbed their latest Facebook profile picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know you're a member of fab when you tell your friend you just fabbed their latest Facebook profile picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know you're a member of fab when you tell your friend you just fabbed their latest Facebook profile picture

Go and get some fresh air

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know you're a member of fab when you tell your friend you just fabbed their latest Facebook profile picture

Go and get some fresh air"

Its very much needed

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

"You know you're a member of fab when you tell your friend you just fabbed their latest Facebook profile picture

Go and get some fresh air

Its very much needed

Hahaha be a bit of a shock if they winked after thay comment....

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By *winny445Man
over a year ago

battersea

or another thing i get public transport to most clubs, i always end up making eye contact with someone on the train or tube and think, yep they are deffo going to the club, they usually are. they usually remark they thought the same about me.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

when you get invited to a hen night and you know its going to be 'tame'no matter what they organise

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

"when you get invited to a hen night and you know its going to be 'tame'no matter what they organise

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Ummmm that you notice the boobs of a waitress and think how would she be if she was on top of me

Also on the way home last night and this girl was getting finger fun on the side of the street and i though can I stand here and watch and wank

Perv I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You write a text and say, "sorry I've been UNLOS, the last week"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw a santa hat while Christmas shopping and my first thought was wearing it on my cock for a fab pic.

I like your style Sir!

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