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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

....completely random about yourself?

I'll start.

I used to weigh 16st 9lbs

Over to you,

BG x

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

My right leg is an inch longer Magee than the left

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I have MS. But thankfully its not too bad. Jack.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"My right leg is an inch longer Magee than the left"

Just longer * don't know where Magee came from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slide my hand inside sheep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I slide my hand inside sheep"

AI?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be in a band... Toured with, Paul Weller and also Amy Winehouse a few years back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can juggle and ride a unicycle all at the same time

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I have a lazy eye

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I can wiggle my ears.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"I can juggle and ride a unicycle all at the same time "

I can do both but not simultaneously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fastest I have ever run a mile is 4 minutes 50 seconds

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

"I have a lazy eye "

Same and it's spreading all over me at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have small ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got an airfix kit from.Santa

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By *neoclockgunMan
over a year ago

London

I've stuck my head out of the very top of the world's tallest building.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a kid I had to go to speech class for a couple of years because I couldn't pronounce "sh" and "ch" correctly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell off a bridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a youngster I was a gymnast. I won regional and national competitions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a heart attack at the age of 32

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm ambidextrous and hypermobile.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm awesome

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"I'm ambidextrous and hypermobile."

Hypermobile ?

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By *irralvoyeur78Man
over a year ago

wirral

I can turn my eyelids inside out...

As I kid I always hoped I'd get a better super hero power!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm awesome

She asked for random not bleeding obvious

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm ambidextrous and hypermobile.

Hypermobile ? "

Yeah, my joints move a lot - greater range than normal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had cancer when I was 26.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"I'm ambidextrous and hypermobile.

Hypermobile ?

Yeah, my joints move a lot - greater range than normal."

Ahh , thankyou

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

I ran 100m in 15secs when I was 13.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm awesome

She asked for random not bleeding obvious

Don't you roll your eyes at me young man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't hit double figures in the sack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a lazy eye "
For some strange reason, I love a lazy eye. Incredibly sexy. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't hit double figures in the sack"

You mean you haven't had a threesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I masturbate to very bizarre and taboo stuff. Every night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm awesome

She asked for random not bleeding obvious

Don't you roll your eyes at me young man

Bugger I'm dizzy now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't hit double figures in the sack

You mean you haven't had a threesome

That aswell lol

Another one, I was in the same relationship for over 1/3 of my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a scar on my top lip where I tripped over a dog and split my lip wide open...dog was a great dane...turns out they are quite tricky to see despite being the size of a horse!!

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

I can't picture peoples faces in my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In West Philadelphia I was born and raised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In West Philadelphia I was born and raised."

Did you spend most of your days on the playground?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really good at winning soft toys on the test your strength things at Alton towers

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I've knocked my two front teeth out. Twice. Once with my milk teeth and once with my adult ones.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I rarely wear socks....and when I do I wear odd ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I rarely wear socks....and when I do I wear odd ones.

Same, I only wear odd socks.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"As a youngster I was a gymnast. I won regional and national competitions. "

That's fucking awesome!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....completely random about yourself?

I'll start.

I used to weigh 16st 9lbs

Over to you,

BG x"

I used to be a model and some random guy in America has my face tattooed on him by an award winning tattoo artist.

Blew my mind.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had cancer when I was 26."

Congrats on making it.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

I'm autistic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've knocked my two front teeth out. Twice. Once with my milk teeth and once with my adult ones."
Omg snap! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live cosplay and so far have pkayed with.

Harely quinn ( 2 versions of, arkham asylum and suicide squad. She has been my favourite since long before suicide squad)

Princess leah (2 versions of ambassador amd slave)

Black widow

And poison ivy.

Still a few more to tick of the list of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have worn glasses since before my second birthday (Kat) xx

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By *izbitMan
over a year ago

St Helens

Have a small scar still under my chin where a branch pierced through and out my mouth 31 yrs ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....completely random about yourself?

I'll start.

I used to weigh 16st 9lbs

Over to you,

BG x"

I also used to weigh 16st 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a size 24

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By *ilthy PhillyMan
over a year ago

Leyland

I got hit by a bus once

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I sing, pretty well apparently!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had cancer when I was 26."

glad you're alive to post that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only had 2 relationships and have spent most of my life single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually hearing impaired but not enough to need aids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and I'm currently 16st 9.... and a half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a virgin.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I've only had five relationships and three of those I married.

The rest of the time I was fucking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm scared of mechanical things like elevators, roller coasters, planes etc.

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By *duk70Man
over a year ago

langley

I'm a karate teacher and a qualified football coach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had trails for villa, leicester and west brom, all oh them said I was too small

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By *eltonmanMan
over a year ago

Melton Mowbray

I was born deaf, wear aids, have been complimented on my speech quality on numerous occasions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm scared of mechanical things like elevators, roller coasters, planes etc."

I recall

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Ooooh... I was a model on Mtv's Headbangers Ball

My 6th Form band had very well known female R&B artist as occasional backing singer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can wiggle my ears."

Me too!

And twitch my nose.....and when I focus really hard I can move one eye independently....

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I have a facial recognition issue. Causes me embarrassment sometimes and some people think I'm rude or arrogant when the truth is I just have no idea I've met them before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had cancer when I was 26.

glad you're alive to post that!

Ty, and to the other poster above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a dancer aged 3/15 yrs 0ld

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By *wilight PaymentMan
over a year ago

Birstall

I was born on Friday the 13th!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I trained as a ballet dancer for many years

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I'm a test tube baby and one of the very earliest ever born

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I trained as a ballet dancer for many years

Still have your tutu?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been an extra in a film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and I'm currently 16st 9.... and a half

No way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a British Champion dancer age 11

Mrs

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I have a 2nd Dan blackbelt in kickboxing and I've also worked as a podium dancer in night clubs.

I know that's two things but I'm proud of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a lazy eye "

I do as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to the first Gulf war.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I slide my hand inside sheep

AI?"

Midwife duties

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

I was once an extra in Corrie.

Ron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was run over by a car when i was 18.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in a TV advert few yrs ago

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

I was born near Soho in London. mum was a stripper, dad was a bouncer. I lived in Soho until I was 12.

people tell me how unusual that was and how did it feel? I didn't think it was unusual, I thought it was normal (what do you expect, that was my life). only in my 20s did I start to realised that non of my friends had the same upbringing and that I was different!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and I'm currently 16st 9.... and a half

No way! "

Yep. Over a stone lighter than 6 weeks ago though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I slide my hand inside sheep

AI?

Midwife duties

That's cool

my friend is an AI, that's why I thought you might be too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and I'm currently 16st 9.... and a half

No way!

Yep. Over a stone lighter than 6 weeks ago though

Amazing weight loss. Well done lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and I'm currently 16st 9.... and a half

No way!

Yep. Over a stone lighter than 6 weeks ago though

Amazing weight loss. Well done lovely xx

Thanks love. I'll be half that by the time I hit Dublin for a good perving session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanise, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking - I highly suggest you try it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was in a TV advert few yrs ago

Are you that guy from Spice advert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanise, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking - I highly suggest you try it."

Hahaha the famous Chloe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was knocked over when I was 10 and couldn't walk or talk and was paralysed down my right side.

Mrs SnT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I trained as a ballet dancer for many years

Still have your tutu?

No - but I do have my shoes...they're red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Serving member of the military for the last 5 years

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I trained as a ballet dancer for many years

Still have your tutu?

No - but I do have my shoes...they're red

Danger danger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and I'm currently 16st 9.... and a half

No way!

Yep. Over a stone lighter than 6 weeks ago though

Amazing weight loss. Well done lovely xx

Thanks love. I'll be half that by the time I hit Dublin for a good perving session

We will be dangerous together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and I'm currently 16st 9.... and a half

No way!

Yep. Over a stone lighter than 6 weeks ago though

Amazing weight loss. Well done lovely xx

Thanks love. I'll be half that by the time I hit Dublin for a good perving session

We will be dangerous together

The Garda have been warned

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Neither of my knees are mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a boy, now I'm a man but I still giggle when I fart. Something's never change!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I slide my hand inside sheep

AI?

Midwife duties

That's cool

my friend is an AI, that's why I thought you might be too!"

It was a very good guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am 3 inches away from a midget.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(M) had 2 teeth knocked out by half an house brick that came off a roof when I was 16.

Zip lined down into Cardiff arms park off the roof of the millennium stadium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I passed out and collapsed on German veterans during remembrance parade in Belgium.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am 3 inches away from a midget. "

You don't get diamonds as big as housebricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the youngest person in the UK ( maybe the world) to be a bone marrow doner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am 3 inches away from a midget.

You don't get diamonds as big as housebricks "

Actually there has been a planet discovered which core is basically a giant diamond, coupld trillion carat diamond.

I do however understand the reference of the lady being beautiful as a diamond

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By *ndrew1972Man
over a year ago

Roscrea

I had a steel plate inserted after a crash many years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(M) had 2 teeth knocked out by half an house brick that came off a roof when I was 16.

Zip lined down into Cardiff arms park off the roof of the millennium stadium "

Omg I've done that too (zip line not the brick) . Abseiled from roof to pitch too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the best lover on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a rare illness that affects less than 100 people in the U.K.

Unfortunately the bugger is winning at the moment so there may be one off that roll call!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can still touch my toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can still touch my toes

Me too if I sit down

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I have appeared on Crimewatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met Jet from gladiators when I was younger with my brother.

She opened up a new shop in my hometown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got an airfix kit from.Santa

I'm jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I died just over 2 years ago!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I once auditioned for a part in a BBC Play For Today back in the 70s...needless to say I didn't get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a human lie detector.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I died just over 2 years ago!"

Looking well for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can influence those close to me via telepathy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've saved a life

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

When I was 10 I was a catwalk model for youth clothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can breathe through my ears..... honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to weigh 16st 9lbs

me too.. closer to 30 stone now though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and I'm currently 16st 9.... and a half

No way!

Yep. Over a stone lighter than 6 weeks ago though

Well done, that's amazing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to weigh 16st 9lbs

me too.. closer to 30 stone now though

"
. Have not been 16 stone since my kids were born xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the best lover on fab

That's a lie.i am

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"I got an airfix kit from.Santa

I'm jealous

Santa got me one too, and a Revell one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's some very cool stuff in this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was in a TV advert few yrs ago

Are you that guy from Spice advert

Hahaha why yes my good man

u got a keen eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and I'm currently 16st 9.... and a half

No way!

Yep. Over a stone lighter than 6 weeks ago though

Well done, that's amazing!! "

Thank you! It's a decent start

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I'm the best lover on fab

That's a lie.i am

Proof of the pudding and all that

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By *igandy123Man
over a year ago

old trafford

I have met princess Diana

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I have met princess Diana "

I asked her son to sign my mum's Mother's Day card while I had access to him for a couple of minutes. He cracked but then a flunky intervened.

I've met him twice. You'd think with all that money he'd get something done about his hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to fly down the side of a mountain in a wing suit.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

The reason I came here is slightly different to the reason I stay.

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

I'm 2 inches soft and almost 4 inches stiff

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By *ouple4biMMFCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Hmmm that explains a lot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met my first transexual aged 13 in Italy and they changed my perspective on the world and i thank them dearly to this day

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By *ouple4biMMFCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I've just lost the last bit of soap in the bath.

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By *ootballFlowerCouple
over a year ago

Ollerton

The volume on the TV or stereo or the temperature on the heating is not allowed to be set to an odd with the exception of 13.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Batman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can solve a rubik's cube. Also have one cap for playing rugby. Pretty much it as far as interesting goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the best lover on fab

That's a lie.i am

Only one way to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the best lover on fab

That's a lie.i am

Only one way to find out

FFFFFIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a a TEFL qualification as I was going to teach English in Beijing. I found out I was 16 weeks pregnant about a week before my flight out.

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

I was bullied and left formal education aged 13 apart from a weekly visit from a tutor.

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By *gentlovedayWoman
over a year ago

Tranmere

"I have a facial recognition issue. Causes me embarrassment sometimes and some people think I'm rude or arrogant when the truth is I just have no idea I've met them before

Snap I'm terrible I find it very difficult to recognise someone from a picture so have to think of ways to identify them on meets x

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I'm 40 today.

Bring it on!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm 40 today.

Bring it on!!! "

Happy Birthday You! X

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I can stick my tongue up my nose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm 40 today.

Bring it on!!! "

Happy 40th!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm 40 today.

Bring it on!!! "

Happy Birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can stick my tongue up my nose!

You must save a fortune on tissues...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like being blonde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once broke both legs and an arm at the same time whilst skateboarding as a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my right boob is bigger than my left one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was bullied and left formal education aged 13 apart from a weekly visit from a tutor. "

Sad to read that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm 40 today.

Bring it on!!! "

Oooooh, happy birthday

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

I tried learning Japanese but all I can really remember is "watashi wa chisaii neko desu"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my right boob is bigger than my left one

I think I'll be the judge of that

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I have had my ear pierced when I was 12, had a stud and a ring in it

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I was almost born in Algeria?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my right boob is bigger than my left one

My left one is bigger than my right

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I have had cancer twice

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By *andkCouple
over a year ago

Wisbech

I have two miniature goats as pets, Gwendolyn and Gladys, they are adorable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to figure skate when I was younger

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

I have only had 1 gf it lasted a few months and I was 15 at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not fucked in over 4 yrars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two miniature goats as pets, Gwendolyn and Gladys, they are adorable "

Now I want little goats!

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By *horty841Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I shaved ny hair for charity!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had cancer twice "

Jesus.... you must be one hard nut to beat it twice... good luck to you and i hope it never return xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a couple of massive hits in the 80's with I don't wanna dance and Electric Avenue, but had to stop it all when Blacking up became Politically incorrect

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston

I have an eppilator, and haven't just used it on myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have lived on 3 different continents

6 different countries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tutored a Babestation Babe and an MC Popstar (two different people obviously).

Tom

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