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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Santa has finished his rounds, the last present dropped off...stuffed full of mince pies and sherry, milk and cookies and whatever other foodstuffs are on offer around the world....he lands his sleigh for a rest...

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However, he has landed on a conveyor belt! When it come to taking off, the conveyor belt will move in reversible, proportionate speed to Santa's projected take off...

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Bearing in mind Santa's rheindeer have also probably have been given nibbles en route and have probably taken magic 'dumps' onto the conveyor belt...

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Will Santa's sleigh take off?

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Over to the science chaps

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Santa has finished his rounds, the last present dropped off...stuffed full of mince pies and sherry, milk and cookies and whatever other foodstuffs are on offer around the world....he lands his sleigh for a rest...

.

However, he has landed on a conveyor belt! When it come to taking off, the conveyor belt will move in reversible, proportionate speed to Santa's projected take off...

.

Bearing in mind Santa's rheindeer have also probably have been given nibbles en route and have probably taken magic 'dumps' onto the conveyor belt...

.

Will Santa's sleigh take off?

.

Over to the science chaps "

Only if they are in a Boeing 747

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Do passengers 'dumps' fall from a boeing 747?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this has already been debated

(not by me as I don't give a flying 747 )

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"I think this has already been debated

(not by me as I don't give a flying 747 )"

Really!

The science community has debated a fictional character landing in an improbable situation?

This goes far beyond blue sky thinking

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Mythical creatures do not exist so cannot attempt to take off from theoretically frivolous runways.

/thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think this has already been debated

(not by me as I don't give a flying 747 )

Really!

The science community has debated a fictional character landing in an improbable situation?

This goes far beyond blue sky thinking "

how about night sky thinking?

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"I think this has already been debated

(not by me as I don't give a flying 747 )

Really!

The science community has debated a fictional character landing in an improbable situation?

This goes far beyond blue sky thinking

how about night sky thinking? "

Night sky thinking belongs to Astrology..blue sky thinking is open minded conjecture

But hey! Its a shit question, just hoped to attract the science geeks after suffering the original question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think this has already been debated

(not by me as I don't give a flying 747 )

Really!

The science community has debated a fictional character landing in an improbable situation?

This goes far beyond blue sky thinking

how about night sky thinking?

Night sky thinking belongs to Astrology..blue sky thinking is open minded conjecture

But hey! Its a shit question, just hoped to attract the science geeks after suffering the original question"

oh sorry, I'm an arty geek...I'll just slope off...

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Mythical creatures do not exist so cannot attempt to take off from theoretically frivolous runways.

/thread"

You really attempted to answer that question objectively???

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Mythical creatures do not exist so cannot attempt to take off from theoretically frivolous runways.

/thread

You really attempted to answer that question objectively??? "

No, logically.

Dispute the logic. Dare ya.

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"I think this has already been debated

(not by me as I don't give a flying 747 )

Really!

The science community has debated a fictional character landing in an improbable situation?

This goes far beyond blue sky thinking

how about night sky thinking?

Night sky thinking belongs to Astrology..blue sky thinking is open minded conjecture

But hey! Its a shit question, just hoped to attract the science geeks after suffering the original question

oh sorry, I'm an arty geek...I'll just slope off... "

Nothing wrong with arty geeks...even Einstein referred to creativity as being the mark of genius rather than knowledge... I work with arty geeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well he has a yr so i am sure the elves will stop the conveyor belt and get the sled and santa and the reindeer off so they can all catch up on their sleep. who knows a bit of fairy dust may make it easier x

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"well he has a yr so i am sure the elves will stop the conveyor belt and get the sled and santa and the reindeer off so they can all catch up on their sleep. who knows a bit of fairy dust may make it easier x"

Good thinking Bella-Donna

You are a scientist in my book

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Of course not ! He's not real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well he has a yr so i am sure the elves will stop the conveyor belt and get the sled and santa and the reindeer off so they can all catch up on their sleep. who knows a bit of fairy dust may make it easier x

Good thinking Bella-Donna

You are a scientist in my book "
i thank you kindly ( taking a bow)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course not ! He's not real "
next you will be saying that the easter bunny isn't real either x

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"Of course not ! He's not real next you will be saying that the easter bunny isn't real either x"

No , he's genuine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course not ! He's not real next you will be saying that the easter bunny isn't real either x"

don't forget the tooth fairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can he take off vertically... hahaha. How long did the last one go on for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa is already a fat bastard do the reindeer would already account for his size. He's already emptied his sack in lots of homes.

There's no reason why he can't take off in the direction of the conveyor belt.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Santa has finished his rounds, the last present dropped off...stuffed full of mince pies and sherry, milk and cookies and whatever other foodstuffs are on offer around the world....he lands his sleigh for a rest...

.

However, he has landed on a conveyor belt! When it come to taking off, the conveyor belt will move in reversible, proportionate speed to Santa's projected take off...

.

Bearing in mind Santa's rheindeer have also probably have been given nibbles en route and have probably taken magic 'dumps' onto the conveyor belt...

.

Will Santa's sleigh take off?

.

Over to the science chaps "

It is a moot point. In that situation he can just walk back to his grotto. He's got a year until the next Christmas delivery window, after all. Plus it'll do him good to go for a walk after all that food, booze and milk. And reindeer are migratory by nature so it'll give them a chance to stretch their legs as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha, ffs though it doesn't matter coz when are we ever gonna need to make a conveyor belt like that?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Yes.

Reindeers do not depend on Bernoulli's principle.

They just fly and the sled goes behind them. It does not fly. It is pulled.

Fucks sake.

Next !

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Unlike the 747, the reindeer need ground traction to gain forward momentum..

So unless they have eaten copious amounts of curried brussels en route through India, there is no means of external propulsion..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Unlike the 747, the reindeer need ground traction to gain forward momentum..

So unless they have eaten copious amounts of curried brussels en route through India, there is no means of external propulsion..

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Reindeers do NOT need ground traction.

They just fly.

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By *sh6866Man
over a year ago

halifax

Course they'll take off......they have magic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Key points:

The sleigh does not have wings, and there fore does not require any kind of air flow to create lift.

The sleigh is powered my magic reigndeer that appears to run on thin air

The whole rig would have to travel at the same speed in the opposite direction in order to stay still

So in theory, if the rig were to travel at a nominal speed faster than the conveyor belt, say 1mph, there should be enough forward movement for the reighndeer to get a foot hold on the night sky, and thus, take flight, because as I said, it has no wings so needs no forward motion in order to archive lift, just a step forward to climb into the sky

Logic found in the illogical lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuk-sake, surely anyone who dares who profess knowledge on this subject would be aware Santa had vertical take-off fitted years ago.....

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"fuk-sake, surely anyone who dares who profess knowledge on this subject would be aware Santa had vertical take-off fitted years ago..... "

I thought he took the underground?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fuk-sake, surely anyone who dares who profess knowledge on this subject would be aware Santa had vertical take-off fitted years ago..... "

It was removed due to concerns about damage to roof tiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fuk-sake, surely anyone who dares who profess knowledge on this subject would be aware Santa had vertical take-off fitted years ago.....

It was removed due to concerns about damage to roof tiles"

It doesn't work using conventional thrust... shhhessh we are talking Santa here not Jump-Jet technology .......

Really Kingster...... tuh..... if your not going to take this seriously,,,, I'm out...

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