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By *ohnaron OP   Man
over a year ago

london

Lady friend I took for Christmas dinner wanted stuffing but there was none to be had. Told woman owner she needed stuffing but I just got a frosty look and no apology.

Country is going to the dogs.

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest


"Lady friend I took for Christmas dinner wanted stuffing but there was none to be had. Told woman owner she needed stuffing but I just got a frosty look and no apology.

Country is going to the dogs."

Quite right. The sooner we get out of this European Union the better

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

If you came to my restaurant and said that you'd get more than a frosty look.

But you're right - this country is definitely going to the dogs. What's that saying about knowing what a guy is really like by the way he treats the help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big birds need more stuffing.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

There were NO pigs in blankets OR cranberry sauce at the place we went for our Christmas lunch. I asked if they had cranberry sauce and they said no.

I'm waiting for a reasonable time to pass before I advise them on trip advisor how Christmas lunch should be served!

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By *ohnaron OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"If you came to my restaurant and said that you'd get more than a frosty look.

But you're right - this country is definitely going to the dogs. What's that saying about knowing what a guy is really like by the way he treats the help? "

You are absolutely right. If she had been my help it would have been a dozen strokes of the ratten. But then I am altogether too soft.

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By *ohnaron OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"There were NO pigs in blankets OR cranberry sauce at the place we went for our Christmas lunch. I asked if they had cranberry sauce and they said no.

I'm waiting for a reasonable time to pass before I advise them on trip advisor how Christmas lunch should be served! "

That is a shame. Give em the old one two on trip advisor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lady friend I took for Christmas dinner wanted stuffing but there was none to be had. Told woman owner she needed stuffing but I just got a frosty look and no apology.

Country is going to the dogs."

I'm not sure what the proprietor's gender has to do with it. But that's brexit Britain for you innit. This is a sad story.

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

I tolda the woman, i saida i needa sheet on tha table. She say you no sheet on the table you sonnova beetch. I justa wanna sheet on thee table and shea call mi sonnovabeech! Wadda de fock!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lady friend I took for Christmas dinner wanted stuffing but there was none to be had. Told woman owner she needed stuffing but I just got a frosty look and no apology.

Country is going to the dogs."

I'm not sure how this equates to the country going to the dogs? Not everyone treats restaurant staff like crap

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Lady friend I took for Christmas dinner wanted stuffing but there was none to be had. Told woman owner she needed stuffing but I just got a frosty look and no apology.

Country is going to the dogs.

I'm not sure how this equates to the country going to the dogs? Not everyone treats restaurant staff like crap "

I thought it was a poor attempt at a double entendre or a joke but couldn't find the punch line lol

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"I tolda the woman, i saida i needa sheet on tha table. She say you no sheet on the table you sonnova beetch. I justa wanna sheet on thee table and shea call mi sonnovabeech! Wadda de fock!?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lady friend I took for Christmas dinner wanted stuffing but there was none to be had. Told woman owner she needed stuffing but I just got a frosty look and no apology.

Country is going to the dogs.

I'm not sure how this equates to the country going to the dogs? Not everyone treats restaurant staff like crap

I thought it was a poor attempt at a double entendre or a joke but couldn't find the punch line lol "

I'm glad you said that as I often miss the joke and thought it was just me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the OP was being tongue in cheek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought the OP was being tongue in cheek. "

That's what I thought ... didn't realise this will get to be about politics...

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Lady friend I took for Christmas dinner wanted stuffing but there was none to be had. Told woman owner she needed stuffing but I just got a frosty look and no apology.

Country is going to the dogs.

I'm not sure how this equates to the country going to the dogs? Not everyone treats restaurant staff like crap

I thought it was a poor attempt at a double entendre or a joke but couldn't find the punch line lol "

That's what I thought.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have a bowl of Frosties of a morning and they're Great, well at least that's what Tony the Tiger tells me

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I thought the OP was being tongue in cheek.

That's what I thought ... didn't realise this will get to be about politics... "

Everything is about politics in here these days lol bet if I posted about how often I took a shit someone would blame brexit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a bowl of Frosties of a morning and they're Great, well at least that's what Tony the Tiger tells me "

I have two weetabix. If i have 3 i turn into Wonderwoman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a 'festive' apron with the wording - all birds need a good stuffing.

It's along those lines I assume...

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I saw a 'festive' apron with the wording - all birds need a good stuffing.

It's along those lines I assume... "

My other half is a heating engineer with a repertoire of old boilers that need servicing type jokes. He thinks he's a comedian too!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I have a bowl of Frosties of a morning and they're Great, well at least that's what Tony the Tiger tells me

I have two weetabix. If i have 3 i turn into Wonderwoman "

I'll have 3 Shredded Wheat then and maybe we can utilise a telephone box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought the OP was being tongue in cheek.

That's what I thought ... didn't realise this will get to be about politics...

Everything is about politics in here these days lol bet if I posted about how often I took a shit someone would blame brexit lol "

Well that shucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm I love stuffing in every sense of the word! Especially sausage meat stuffing!

You do right to tell her, it's a Christmas necessity!

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha some people need a seemed of humour

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