FabSwingers.com forum: Are you a good flirt

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What flirting techniques do you like to use?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I flirt like a horny bull elephant. That is, badly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I'm useless.

In the wild it's non existent and only slightly passable on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too awkward to be good at flirting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I flirt like a horny bull elephant. That is, badly."

Same lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel i would only give a biased opinion so i would like to call forth anyone I've spoken to recently to confirm or deny if I'm a good flirt..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too awkward to be good at flirting.

Lies, you do it subtlety. Like the shower pic, its like look at what you're missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I can be quite smooth talking but I just tend to stick my tits out and hope for the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suck at it. I haven't flirted with new people since I was a young teenage girl so you can imagine...

Eve. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too awkward to be good at flirting.

Lies, you do it subtlety. Like the shower pic, its like look at what you're missing

Or that bum photo from 22nd

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Nope I'm shit at that lark

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apparently I can be quite smooth talking but I just tend to stick my tits out and hope for the best

Works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As stated previously, no I'm not. I've got tea and hair flipping. That's it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too awkward to be good at flirting.

Lies, you do it subtlety. Like the shower pic, its like look at what you're missing

Or that bum photo from 22nd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too awkward and shy to flirt so I don't bother trying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emm I'm not sure. I think I flirt alot, don't know if I am any good at it...

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By *haunMan
over a year ago

Halton

I'm terrible at it.

I get carried away with normal conversation.

And because I am quite animated and engaged in the other person, I find it impossible to move general conversation to a bit of flirting.

I am then even worse at picking up signs.

I take it as just general chit chat) and don't pick up on any signs what-so-ever.

A lot of the time I don't feel comfortable flirting, especially with people I don't know.

Only because I make an arse of myself. lol

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I'm a good flirt until someone calls me on it, then my chips go up into the air.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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No terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. I'm a completely hopeless flirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how d*unk i am. And how d*unk they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What flirting techniques do you like to use?"

Kinda missed the question, depending on drink I suck a straw surgestivly, will put cream on my finger and feed it to them, or other food. Just a smile and wink. Can find iduendos in most things. Just being chatty and friendly works.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What flirting techniques do you like to use?

You sound like a professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the best at it and as you can see very modest !

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

nope i'm shit at it..but maybe that part of my charm..who knows.

can't be good at everything....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Engage eye contact with object of your desire.

Peel a banana.

Suggestively take the banana into your mouth and suck your cheeks in like giving a bj.

Retain eye contact.

Slowly slide long yellow fruit out of your mouth.

Warning...do NOT bite the banana while still keeping eye contact with the victim of your flirtations!

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Apparently I'm always flirting, but if I actually like someone I'm terrible at it, so all I do is give the wrong impression to people I don't fancy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Engage eye contact with object of your desire.

Peel a banana.

Suggestively take the banana into your mouth and suck your cheeks in like giving a bj.

Retain eye contact.

Slowly slide long yellow fruit out of your mouth.

Warning...do NOT bite the banana while still keeping eye contact with the victim of your flirtations!"

Marry me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont think i am - some people just get you that way though -

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Once upon a time...yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What flirting techniques do you like to use?"

I ask if I could have a vaj pic. Please.

Good manners don't cost anything.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I don't have any!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I'll admit I'm a shameless flirt in real life and I enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm rubbish.. I can't even tell if I'm being chatted up or if someone is being polite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm in the mood then I'm fucking great at it. Last done on Christmas Eve with one of the girls working in Boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hopeless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no good at it I don't think.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Tbh no - not really! I'm like a bloke - direct! If I really fancy someone I tend to make it pretty obvious I'm afraid! I often wish I was a tad more subtle and played hard-to-get!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tbh no - not really! I'm like a bloke - direct! If I really fancy someone I tend to make it pretty obvious I'm afraid! I often wish I was a tad more subtle and played hard-to-get!

I prefer people to be direct as not only am.i crap at flirting but im also useless at picking up on subtle signals that people send me lol

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By *eyMrJackMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Flirting is great fun! Don't be scared of coming across creepy else you'll get nowhere, that's the fear but you're probably just being cheeky and fun.

If you get the look of death smile politely and move on.

That extra second or so of eye contact just to show you're confident and interested works for me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm rubbish.. I can't even tell if I'm being chatted up or if someone is being polite"

That's a smashing blouse you have on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What flirting techniques do you like to use?

I ask if I could have a vaj pic. Please.

Good manners don't cost anything."

Oh, I could learn a thing or two from you. I'll begin my flirty pms with "Could I have a dick pic. Please." Sounds flirty enough to me

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"What flirting techniques do you like to use?"

I'm crap... I could bore a glass eye to sleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What flirting techniques do you like to use?

I ask if I could have a vaj pic. Please.

Good manners don't cost anything.

Oh, I could learn a thing or two from you. I'll begin my flirty pms with "Could I have a dick pic. Please." Sounds flirty enough to me

Could I have a vaj pic please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What flirting techniques do you like to use?

I ask if I could have a vaj pic. Please.

Good manners don't cost anything.

Oh, I could learn a thing or two from you. I'll begin my flirty pms with "Could I have a dick pic. Please." Sounds flirty enough to me

Could I have a vaj pic please?"

Rubbish advice. It doesn't work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What flirting techniques do you like to use?

I ask if I could have a vaj pic. Please.

Good manners don't cost anything.

Oh, I could learn a thing or two from you. I'll begin my flirty pms with "Could I have a dick pic. Please." Sounds flirty enough to me

Could I have a vaj pic please?

Rubbish advice. It doesn't work!

Damn it, and I was about to send you one...oh well maybe next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*pulls hair and runs away*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too awkward to be good at flirting.

Practice on me.

Eve. X

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"*pulls hair and runs away*"

Ooooh kiss chase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too awkward to be good at flirting.

Practice on me.

Eve. X"

Oh! I just learned this...

Can I have a vaj pic? Please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never flirt, can't be arsed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope I'm shit at that lark

for me ( cali)

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I flirt all the time, with nearly everyone I meet

It's subtle though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm absolutely rubbish at it

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"I'm too awkward and shy to flirt so I don't bother trying

Time will tell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too awkward to be good at flirting.

Practice on me.

Eve. X

Oh! I just learned this...

Can I have a vaj pic? Please?

Sure!

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubbish at trying to do it from a cold start. But if you think the person might flirt back its easier. It's all in the eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rubbish at trying to do it from a cold start. But if you think the person might flirt back its easier. It's all in the eyes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rubbish at trying to do it from a cold start. But if you think the person might flirt back its easier. It's all in the eyes

Ooooo a nice bum again. Come park it somewhere comfortable next to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rubbish at trying to do it from a cold start. But if you think the person might flirt back its easier. It's all in the eyes

Ooooo a nice bum again. Come park it somewhere comfortable next to me"

The warm spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rubbish at trying to do it from a cold start. But if you think the person might flirt back its easier. It's all in the eyes

Ooooo a nice bum again. Come park it somewhere comfortable next to me

The warm spot

Just be careful you don't fall off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rubbish at trying to do it from a cold start. But if you think the person might flirt back its easier. It's all in the eyes

Ooooo a nice bum again. Come park it somewhere comfortable next to me

The warm spot

Just be careful you don't fall off

I shall hold on tight

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Rubbish at flirting and rubbish at noticing if someone is flirting with me....and comfortable with it

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"I'm too awkward to be good at flirting.

Practice on me.

Eve. X

Oh! I just learned this...

Can I have a vaj pic? Please?

Sure!

Eve. X"

Well if you're handing them out...

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"No terrible "

Worst flirt ever.

You suck

.hopefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No."

You had me at N.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What flirting techniques do you like to use?

I ask if I could have a vaj pic. Please.

Good manners don't cost anything.

Oh, I could learn a thing or two from you. I'll begin my flirty pms with "Could I have a dick pic. Please." Sounds flirty enough to me

Could I have a vaj pic please?

Rubbish advice. It doesn't work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No.

You had me at N."

In that case...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No."

practice on the missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No.

practice on the missus

It's going to take more than some flirting to change that situation. I fear even world class flirting would fall short

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