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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So today I have been:

Architect

Builder

Technician

Designer

Electrician

Artist

IT expert

Mechanic

Scientist

Perfume designer

Sith Lord

Chef

It's all going on my CV!

What suprising talents have you had to demonstrate today?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"So today I have been:

Architect

Builder

Technician

Designer

Electrician

Artist

IT expert

Mechanic

Scientist

Perfume designer

Sith Lord

Chef

It's all going on my CV!

What suprising talents have you had to demonstrate today? "

*as that bastard from The Apprentice who rips you apart at the interview*

Your CV Mr... er... Chris, lacks focus and smacks of the dilettante, don't you think?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So today I have been:

Architect

Builder

Technician

Designer

Electrician

Artist

IT expert

Mechanic

Scientist

Perfume designer

Sith Lord

Chef

It's all going on my CV!

What suprising talents have you had to demonstrate today?

*as that bastard from The Apprentice who rips you apart at the interview*

Your CV Mr... er... Chris, lacks focus and smacks of the dilettante, don't you think?"

My answer, mr bastard who rips interviewees apart would be:

"Then you clearly don't have kids"

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Today I have been

Shoulder to cry on

Confiscator of alcohol

Bad, mean lady

One of the good 'uns

Food server

Today I have been at work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I have been:

The entire German nation during the 2nd world war (at one point I was interrogated by a man with more food in his beard than on his plate)

The "bastard with the rum"

At various points; Julian (Frank son), William (Stans brother) and Marjorie (Fitz's ex-wife)

But mostly I have been Kofi Annan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cook

typist

cleaner

laptop technician

ah this is the life. *puts feet up, waits for someone to slip them in their mouth*

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"So today I have been:

Architect

Builder

Technician

Designer

Electrician

Artist

IT expert

Mechanic

Scientist

Perfume designer

Sith Lord

Chef

It's all going on my CV!

What suprising talents have you had to demonstrate today?

*as that bastard from The Apprentice who rips you apart at the interview*

Your CV Mr... er... Chris, lacks focus and smacks of the dilettante, don't you think?

My answer, mr bastard who rips interviewees apart would be:

"Then you clearly don't have kids"

I do, as a matter of fact.

*stares across the table*

That's not a very convincing excuse, to blame your own horniess and the poor, innocent children you brought into this world now is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I have mostly been demonstrating my talent of being totally looked after as baby of the family!!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

The same skills I have on every other day.

I have kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The same skills I have on every other day.

I have kids "

me too...but I just have one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So today I have been:

Architect

Builder

Technician

Designer

Electrician

Artist

IT expert

Mechanic

Scientist

Perfume designer

Sith Lord

Chef

It's all going on my CV!

What suprising talents have you had to demonstrate today?

*as that bastard from The Apprentice who rips you apart at the interview*

Your CV Mr... er... Chris, lacks focus and smacks of the dilettante, don't you think?

My answer, mr bastard who rips interviewees apart would be:

"Then you clearly don't have kids"

I do, as a matter of fact.

*stares across the table*

That's not a very convincing excuse, to blame your own horniess and the poor, innocent children you brought into this world now is it?

It's the best excuse! Now when do I start getting my 6 figure salary?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Coffee maker, face painter, table clearer, mince pie replenisher, accountant, cutlery polisher, food quality assessor, mother figure, plus much much more.

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