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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Never invite elderly representatives from each armed force to a Christmas meal...

The Army guy has hunkered down behind the sofa after laying twiglet traps down, the former pilot is sat on the stairs throwing brussels at passers by... and the navy guy has disappeared with the rum!! It's like herding cats!

I should have kids... it's easier!

Flustered of Devon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my experience getting a mixed group of armed forces folk together usually results in arguments and one-upmanship over which service is best so at least they're not taking it out on each other. Trade your lot for the lego minion building job we've got!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

And now you're tweeting from your bunker. It's like the last days of Hitler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never invite elderly representatives from each armed force to a Christmas meal...

The Army guy has hunkered down behind the sofa after laying twiglet traps down, the former pilot is sat on the stairs throwing brussels at passers by... and the navy guy has disappeared with the rum!! It's like herding cats!

I should have kids... it's easier!

Flustered of Devon."

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Never invite elderly representatives from each armed force to a Christmas meal...

The Army guy has hunkered down behind the sofa after laying twiglet traps down, the former pilot is sat on the stairs throwing brussels at passers by... and the navy guy has disappeared with the rum!! It's like herding cats!

I should have kids... it's easier!

Flustered of Devon."

Keep drinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's okay... things have improved they are discussing the best way to invade Russia

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I should have kids... it's easier!

Flustered of Devon."

No. No it's not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got Harry bloody Potter in one ear n minecrap in the other! xxx

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"It's okay... things have improved they are discussing the best way to invade Russia "

That's where dictators always go wrong: never try to invade Russia and China chews up land armies

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Plat Risk, it's safer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's okay... things have improved they are discussing the best way to invade Russia

That's where dictators always go wrong: never try to invade Russia and China chews up land armies "

Joe get to Devon... and bring a pale blue beret... its going to end in tears

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Plat Risk, it's safer "

* play

Damned cheroots

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's okay... things have improved they are discussing the best way to invade Russia

That's where dictators always go wrong: never try to invade Russia and China chews up land armies

Joe get to Devon... and bring a pale blue beret... its going to end in tears"

I'll come over with a green one and a spud gun.

Is it like dads army at yours?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"It's okay... things have improved they are discussing the best way to invade Russia

That's where dictators always go wrong: never try to invade Russia and China chews up land armies

Joe get to Devon... and bring a pale blue beret... its going to end in tears"

I have to go be 'social' again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they should start small and just invade Cornwall...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's okay... things have improved they are discussing the best way to invade Russia

That's where dictators always go wrong: never try to invade Russia and China chews up land armies

Joe get to Devon... and bring a pale blue beret... its going to end in tears

I have to go be 'social' again "

Meh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's okay... things have improved they are discussing the best way to invade Russia

That's where dictators always go wrong: never try to invade Russia and China chews up land armies

Joe get to Devon... and bring a pale blue beret... its going to end in tears

I'll come over with a green one and a spud gun.

Is it like dads army at yours? "

Pretty much... right back to it...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"It's okay... things have improved they are discussing the best way to invade Russia

That's where dictators always go wrong: never try to invade Russia and China chews up land armies

Joe get to Devon... and bring a pale blue beret... its going to end in tears

I have to go be 'social' again

Meh"

Cunts.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"It's okay... things have improved they are discussing the best way to invade Russia

That's where dictators always go wrong: never try to invade Russia and China chews up land armies

Joe get to Devon... and bring a pale blue beret... its going to end in tears

I have to go be 'social' again

Meh

Cunts."

But they have presents..

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's okay... things have improved they are discussing the best way to invade Russia

That's where dictators always go wrong: never try to invade Russia and China chews up land armies

Joe get to Devon... and bring a pale blue beret... its going to end in tears

I have to go be 'social' again

Meh

Cunts."

Everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During the war...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never invite elderly representatives from each armed force to a Christmas meal...

The Army guy has hunkered down behind the sofa after laying twiglet traps down, the former pilot is sat on the stairs throwing brussels at passers by... and the navy guy has disappeared with the rum!! It's like herding cats!

I should have kids... it's easier!

Flustered of Devon."

Iv been with my grandkids today and trust me you got off lightly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never invite elderly representatives from each armed force to a Christmas meal...

The Army guy has hunkered down behind the sofa after laying twiglet traps down, the former pilot is sat on the stairs throwing brussels at passers by... and the navy guy has disappeared with the rum!! It's like herding cats!

I should have kids... it's easier!

Flustered of Devon.

Iv been with my grandkids today and trust me you got off lightly"

I'm still with mine.

It's karaoke time!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right I have lost one of them and the gent from the navy is trying to row the wheelbarrow down the pub.....

I am going to be in the local paper I just know it...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Right I have lost one of them and the gent from the navy is trying to row the wheelbarrow down the pub.....

I am going to be in the local paper I just know it..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I have lost one of them and the gent from the navy is trying to row the wheelbarrow down the pub.....

I am going to be in the local paper I just know it..."

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I was just offered £100 to go to Ikea and break one of my vows.

Mean.

But I'm not doing it

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