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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Heyyyyy

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Meeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting there hope you have had a great day xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me! First Christmas as an adult sober and I like it.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup, not "you don't know me!" tipsy. ....... just want a cuddle tipsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not yet, think I'm going for a nap though

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Meeeee

Wahey

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Getting there hope you have had a great day xx"

Wonderful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sober as a judge.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Not me! First Christmas as an adult sober and I like it.

xxx"

I'm normally sober not this year...I need a sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yup, not "you don't know me!" tipsy. ....... just want a cuddle tipsy

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Cuddles (kat) xx

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Yup, not "you don't know me!" tipsy. ....... just want a cuddle tipsy

Keep drinking

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Not yet, think I'm going for a nap though

Snuggle in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a work in progress and we are progressing nicely

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"sober as a judge.

Eh?!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"It's a work in progress and we are progressing nicely

Keep going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting there hope you have had a great day xx

Wonderful

well may the festivities continue xx

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Not yet but been given three bottles of rum, two crates of cider, one of Tetleys, two bottles of Merlot, two of Prosecco

Our friends know us so well

So give us an hour or so & you'll need to scrape us off the floor

Hope everyone has a great evening.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Not especially, but I'm just about to pop outside for an exotic cheroot, so that will shortly be rectified

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Not yet but been given three bottles of rum, two crates of cider, one of Tetleys, two bottles of Merlot, two of Prosecco

Our friends know us so well

So give us an hour or so & you'll need to scrape us off the floor

Hope everyone has a great evening.

I might start dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not yet, think I'm going for a nap though

Snuggle in "

Deal, naked though then we can drink some more

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Not especially, but I'm just about to pop outside for an exotic cheroot, so that will shortly be rectified

I think I should take a stroll before having to make visits later

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Not yet, think I'm going for a nap though

Snuggle in

Deal, naked though then we can drink some more

Super idea

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Not yet but been given three bottles of rum, two crates of cider, one of Tetleys, two bottles of Merlot, two of Prosecco

Our friends know us so well

So give us an hour or so & you'll need to scrape us off the floor

Hope everyone has a great evening.

I might start dancing

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Not yet but been given three bottles of rum, two crates of cider, one of Tetleys, two bottles of Merlot, two of Prosecco

Our friends know us so well

So give us an hour or so & you'll need to scrape us off the floor

Hope everyone has a great evening.

I might start dancing

Proud Mary anyone

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*exhales*

Aaaaand relax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeeee!! Champagne & chambord...bloody love you H...snogs!!!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Meeeee!! Champagne & chambord...bloody love you H...snogs!!!

Oh I would like to be squiffy with you. Snogs back

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"*exhales*

Aaaaand relax

Munchies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had hot chocolate today, I'm falling all over the place

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I've had hot chocolate today, I'm falling all over the place

Wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not yet, but then we have been out for a drive. Now we're back, it's time to lighten the fridges load. There's to much liquid in there

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'm on the vintage champagne but they're all abdicating from any responsibility for dinner so it's down to me single-handed and it all seems to be in full control!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not me! First Christmas as an adult sober and I like it.

xxx

I'm normally sober not this year...I need a sleep

I'm usually like that. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not even close, yet!

Ess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the outlaws so would be frowned upon.

Although it would make it more tolerable

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"At the outlaws so would be frowned upon.

Although it would make it more tolerable

Do it!!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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I may need a coffee....what the hell?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very nicely inebriated.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm very nicely inebriated. "

We still look adorable and Purdy though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might be

I started with a couple of Baileys over ice at about 11.30 am. At 1 it was Prosecco and fresh orange.

Now it's black Russians and toffee vodka shots.

We haven't had dinner yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a pic of me in make up, before I got too d*unk.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I might be

I started with a couple of Baileys over ice at about 11.30 am. At 1 it was Prosecco and fresh orange.

Now it's black Russians and toffee vodka shots.

We haven't had dinner yet

Good work Keep it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone mention squiffyness and dancing?

Who's gonna be in charge of the disco?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very nicely inebriated.

We still look adorable and Purdy though

Yeah we do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very nicely inebriated.

We still look adorable and Purdy though

Yeah we do.

I thought you were the angelic Tartlets and I was the pretty one? Or have I had too much vino already?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Someone mention squiffyness and dancing?

Who's gonna be in charge of the disco?

You remember what happened last time?!

Dancefloor?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm very nicely inebriated.

We still look adorable and Purdy though

Yeah we do.

I thought you were the angelic Tartlets and I was the pretty one? Or have I had too much vino already?

No I'm the Purdy one today, you missed the squiffy on the bed snap

Hatter is always adorable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the outlaws so would be frowned upon.

Although it would make it more tolerable

Do it!! "

I wish! Not sure the two bottles of Kopparberg are enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very nicely inebriated.

We still look adorable and Purdy though

Yeah we do.

I thought you were the angelic Tartlets and I was the pretty one? Or have I had too much vino already?

I am always angelic.

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over a year ago

"I'm very nicely inebriated.

We still look adorable and Purdy though

Yeah we do.

I thought you were the angelic Tartlets and I was the pretty one? Or have I had too much vino already?

No I'm the Purdy one today, you missed the squiffy on the bed snap

Hatter is always adorable.

True story.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm very nicely inebriated.

We still look adorable and Purdy though

Yeah we do.

I thought you were the angelic Tartlets and I was the pretty one? Or have I had too much vino already?

I am always angelic.

I am never a Tartlet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot are making me happy that I've not got to put up with family at crimbletide this year!

love you guys xxx

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Squiffy? Naaaah. Just socially lubricated on sloe gin.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"You lot are making me happy that I've not got to put up with family at crimbletide this year!

love you guys xxx"

I almost forgot they were here...must keep drinking

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Squiffy? Naaaah. Just socially lubricated on sloe gin."

Good use of the word lubricated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might be

I started with a couple of Baileys over ice at about 11.30 am. At 1 it was Prosecco and fresh orange.

Now it's black Russians and toffee vodka shots.

We haven't had dinner yet

Good work Keep it up

I intend to. I haven't been able to d*unk for years. I'm hosting a party tomorrow, that will be fun with a hangover

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Squiffy? Naaaah. Just socially lubricated on sloe gin.

Good use of the word lubricated."

I get randy on gin so will channel it through here occasionally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are making me happy that I've not got to put up with family at crimbletide this year!

love you guys xxx"

I'm multitasking

I'm hunkered down in the corner, being handed drinks, while my lot cook and take turns on the karaoke

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By *eyMrJackMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Been working all day in the wind, been blown all over the place and not in a fun fab way.

I'll just snuggle up to the empty vodka bottle when I've killed it with my face straw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very nicely inebriated.

We still look adorable and Purdy though

Yeah we do.

I thought you were the angelic Tartlets and I was the pretty one? Or have I had too much vino already?

No I'm the Purdy one today, you missed the squiffy on the bed snap

Hatter is always adorable.

True story. "

Pfft! I know your game sonny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very nicely inebriated.

We still look adorable and Purdy though

Yeah we do.

I thought you were the angelic Tartlets and I was the pretty one? Or have I had too much vino already?

No I'm the Purdy one today, you missed the squiffy on the bed snap

Hatter is always adorable.

True story.

Pfft! I know your game sonny

My game?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Prosecco drank and I don't drink during the day..jack Daniels Jim beam and brandy left but I want to watch Dr.Who so not drinking too much or I'll be asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sober as a judge.

Eh?!

I do not drink, been sober since feb.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Squiffy? Naaaah. Just socially lubricated on sloe gin.

Good use of the word lubricated.

I get randy on gin so will channel it through here occasionally "

Fabulous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*exhales*

Aaaaand relax

Munchies!

One squiffy one relaxed, both very happy

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over a year ago

"I'm very nicely inebriated.

We still look adorable and Purdy though

Yeah we do.

I thought you were the angelic Tartlets and I was the pretty one? Or have I had too much vino already?

No I'm the Purdy one today, you missed the squiffy on the bed snap

Hatter is always adorable.

True story.

Pfft! I know your game sonny

My game?

Acting the innocent

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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A walk and a coffee, is it time for round 2? I fear whisky may be on the cards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I neeeeeed alcohol to get me through a day with family lol

They've gone now and I'm sobering up and feeling horny lol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Well that was EPIC!!

So I'm stuffed and squiffy, now give me my prezzies! !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very nicely inebriated.

We still look adorable and Purdy though

Yeah we do.

I thought you were the angelic Tartlets and I was the pretty one? Or have I had too much vino already?

No I'm the Purdy one today, you missed the squiffy on the bed snap

Hatter is always adorable.

True story.

Pfft! I know your game sonny

My game?

Acting the innocent

Don't know what you mean. I'm an angel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not especially, but I'm just about to pop outside for an exotic cheroot, so that will shortly be rectified

I'm saving mine till after dinner and everyone's to bed

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Hubby, I was driving! Bottle open now

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over a year ago

"I'm very nicely inebriated.

We still look adorable and Purdy though

Yeah we do.

I thought you were the angelic Tartlets and I was the pretty one? Or have I had too much vino already?

No I'm the Purdy one today, you missed the squiffy on the bed snap

Hatter is always adorable.

True story.

Pfft! I know your game sonny

My game?

Acting the innocent

Don't know what you mean. I'm an angel. "

Would that sweet face lie?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm very nicely inebriated.

We still look adorable and Purdy though

Yeah we do.

I thought you were the angelic Tartlets and I was the pretty one? Or have I had too much vino already?

No I'm the Purdy one today, you missed the squiffy on the bed snap

Hatter is always adorable.

True story.

Pfft! I know your game sonny

My game?

Acting the innocent

Don't know what you mean. I'm an angel.

Would that sweet face lie?

Hang on, I have a sweet face too...and I often lie

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Munchies!

*Nomnomnomnom*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey all merry Christmas

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over a year ago

"I'm very nicely inebriated.

We still look adorable and Purdy though

Yeah we do.

I thought you were the angelic Tartlets and I was the pretty one? Or have I had too much vino already?

No I'm the Purdy one today, you missed the squiffy on the bed snap

Hatter is always adorable.

True story.

Pfft! I know your game sonny

My game?

Acting the innocent

Don't know what you mean. I'm an angel.

Would that sweet face lie?

Hang on, I have a sweet face too...and I often lie

That's not helpful.

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over a year ago

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Full up!

And sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Tipsy

Need Nap!

I wish I still partook in Fags that are better than fags!

Would help me digest!

I love exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This evening do I go JD or Captain Morgan

Who stays? who goes? You decide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeeee

Pjs on now..

Might have slipped down the stairs and bounced on my bum..

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"This evening do I go JD or Captain Morgan

Who stays? who goes? You decide"

Drink the Morgan, I never could get on with JD.

Off to walk (stagger) the dog, kids to bed & time for the heavyweights

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

nope. cup of tea here

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Full up!

And sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Tipsy

Need Nap!

I wish I still partook in Fags that are better than fags!

Would help me digest!

I love exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

few empty bottles here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eye iz waysted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yup, not "you don't know me!" tipsy. ....... just want a cuddle tipsy

Keep drinking "

Oh, don't worry. I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yup, not "you don't know me!" tipsy. ....... just want a cuddle tipsy

Cuddles (kat) xx"

Right back at ya x

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Yup, not "you don't know me!" tipsy. ....... just want a cuddle tipsy

Keep drinking

Oh, don't worry. I did

Good work.

How do you feel today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yup, not "you don't know me!" tipsy. ....... just want a cuddle tipsy

Keep drinking

Oh, don't worry. I did

Good work.

How do you feel today? "

Fine and dandy thanks X

How did your day go?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Yup, not "you don't know me!" tipsy. ....... just want a cuddle tipsy

Keep drinking

Oh, don't worry. I did

Good work.

How do you feel today?

Fine and dandy thanks X

How did your day go?

It was 'fizzy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yup, not "you don't know me!" tipsy. ....... just want a cuddle tipsy

Keep drinking

Oh, don't worry. I did

Good work.

How do you feel today?

Fine and dandy thanks X

How did your day go?

It was 'fizzy'

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Hows the head this morning? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just shot me know

Excuse my language, but "Santa feels like shit

hanging & can't find my beard"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just shot me know

Excuse my language, but "Santa feels like shit

hanging & can't find my beard""
Hehe good day then (kat) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just shot me know

Excuse my language, but "Santa feels like shit

hanging & can't find my beard" Hehe good day then (kat) xx"

2 drinks in & the rest is a blur

was good thanks how was urs? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just shot me know

Excuse my language, but "Santa feels like shit

hanging & can't find my beard" Hehe good day then (kat) xx

2 drinks in & the rest is a blur

was good thanks how was urs? x"
Was really good thanks I (kat) was in bed by 9.30 was so tired xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just shot me know

Excuse my language, but "Santa feels like shit

hanging & can't find my beard" Hehe good day then (kat) xx

2 drinks in & the rest is a blur

was good thanks how was urs? x Was really good thanks I (kat) was in bed by 9.30 was so tired xx"

Glad to hear went well

early to bed early to rise go get urself boxing bay bargain x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just shot me know

Excuse my language, but "Santa feels like shit

hanging & can't find my beard" Hehe good day then (kat) xx

2 drinks in & the rest is a blur

was good thanks how was urs? x Was really good thanks I (kat) was in bed by 9.30 was so tired xx

Glad to hear went well

early to bed early to rise go get urself boxing bay bargain x"
Thanks and nope cant think of anything worse than going round the shops when there ram packed xx

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