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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

I've been through the 2 threads the original OP ran and picked out most of the category suggestions. There ended up being about 110

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Myself and SwingoftheKingers then whittled that down to 26 categories. The categories have been checked by a Mod to make sure we don't break any rules.

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There were a lot of very funny suggestions but many would have had negative connotations for any winner of that category.

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So the categories may not seem exciting and/or controversial, but the name of the game is to have a bit of fun and not upset anyone.

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The categories are on a new profile that has no filters so everyone can message. In the unlikely event anyone wants things double checked we have a Mod waiting to adjudicate

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Please send in your nominations for the categories before December 28th 2016.

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Once we have the nominees we will start the voting.

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The profile is here https://www.fabswingers.com/profile/forum_awards_2016

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

meh.. no tit awards.. maybe next year lol

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Done "

Thank you

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"meh.. no tit awards.. maybe next year lol "

It was considered but something had to give

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I will do this after prepping my veggies for the morning

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I will do this after prepping my veggies for the morning "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to have a look.

But I'm a bit tipsy.

And I don't remember much that goes on on the forums.

If there's a most forgetful forum poster, it's me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've looked.

I have no idea

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I've looked.

I have no idea "

Oh no! Have a think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for doing this, you pair!

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Thanks for doing this, you pair! "

You'r welcome I think. Apparently it may be fraught with danger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've looked.

I have no idea

Oh no! Have a think "

I don't do thinking. I'll have to pick a couple of the easy categories and have a look around the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for doing this, you pair! "

Are you addressing her boobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for doing this, you pair! "

TBH Kinky is the brains and I'm there in case things get a bit tasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for doing this, you pair!

Are you addressing her boobs?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sterling work. You've got my vote!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for doing this, you pair!

Are you addressing her boobs?"

Always!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for doing this, you pair!

Are you addressing her boobs?

Always! "

Merry Christmas lovely x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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[Removed by poster at 24/12/16 19:14:14]

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Well done guys for doing this! Will get suitably tipsy and message my votes."

Yeah, maybe the gin is affecting me. I will send my nominations.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Thanks for doing this, you pair!

TBH Kinky is the brains and I'm there in case things get a bit tasty "

You'll be helping soon enough when the nominations come flooding in

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Thanks for doing this, you pair!

Are you addressing her boobs?

Always! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for doing this, you pair!

Are you addressing her boobs?

Always!

Merry Christmas lovely x"

You too, beaut! Let's sort drinks in Jan! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for doing this, you pair!

Are you addressing her boobs?

Always!

Merry Christmas lovely x

You too, beaut! Let's sort drinks in Jan! X "

Def!! (Will stop thread hijacking now...!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for doing this, you pair!

Are you addressing her boobs?

Always!

Merry Christmas lovely x

You too, beaut! Let's sort drinks in Jan! X

Def!! (Will stop thread hijacking now...!)"

Yes get a room you two this is for nomination business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for doing this, you pair!

Are you addressing her boobs?

Always!

Merry Christmas lovely x

You too, beaut! Let's sort drinks in Jan! X

Def!! (Will stop thread hijacking now...!)

Yes get a room you two this is for nomination business "

Sorry (not sorry)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for doing this, you pair!

Are you addressing her boobs?

Always!

Merry Christmas lovely x

You too, beaut! Let's sort drinks in Jan! X

Def!! (Will stop thread hijacking now...!)

Yes get a room you two this is for nomination business

Sorry (not sorry) "

Don't make me have to take you in hand Miss

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

I've got a 'date' with Estella in the new year too. Funlover is making us dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a look later when i've had a Baileys!

Thanks for doing it, can't be easy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a 'date' with Estella in the new year too. Funlover is making us dinner "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Nice work guys. I'll have a browse later after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for doing this, you pair!

Are you addressing her boobs?

Always!

Merry Christmas lovely x

You too, beaut! Let's sort drinks in Jan! X

Def!! (Will stop thread hijacking now...!)

Yes get a room you two this is for nomination business

Sorry (not sorry)

Don't make me have to take you in hand Miss "

In that case, I'll carry on!

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I've got a 'date' with Estella in the new year too. Funlover is making us dinner

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That's if you can tear yourself away from the magnificent one

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Just off to check that out. Not sure I can think of 26 names though

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm really not following this at all...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'm really not following this at all..."

How does this work..?

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

still way too many categories for my liking so I'll just say fuck it not voting but good luck to everyone else

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

None of it makes any sense anymore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None of it makes any sense anymore!

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Look at categories

Think about anyone you might want to nominate for a particular category

PM the account to let us know.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"None of it makes any sense anymore!

Look at categories

Think about anyone you might want to nominate for a particular category

PM the account to let us know."

Yes, it's that simple

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Just off to check that out. Not sure I can think of 26 names though "

Just do any you want to, don't have to do them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IVE WON,,,THANK YOU,,LOL,,its funny cos I really did,nt care two hoots about it,,but hey thanks

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"still way too many categories for my liking so I'll just say fuck it not voting but good luck to everyone else "

Oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

26 is a bit much on the categories

I csnt even name that many unique people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should have best tits both male and female! DJ is always complimenting men on theirs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"26 is a bit much on the categories

I csnt even name that many unique people"

lol

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"26 is a bit much on the categories

I csnt even name that many unique people"

Just vote for those you can think of that fit catergories that way your votes count and aren't just random X

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"26 is a bit much on the categories

I csnt even name that many unique people

Just vote for those you can think of that fit catergories that way your votes count and aren't just random X "

Exactly

It was 110, I think we've done well

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"None of it makes any sense anymore!

Look at categories

Think about anyone you might want to nominate for a particular category

PM the account to let us know."

What categories?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None of it makes any sense anymore!

Look at categories

Think about anyone you might want to nominate for a particular category

PM the account to let us know.

What categories?"

https://www.fabswingers.com/profile/forum_awards_2016 these ones here

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"None of it makes any sense anymore!

Look at categories

Think about anyone you might want to nominate for a particular category

PM the account to let us know.

What categories?"

There on the profile they've set up and put a link to

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrCPIrs90eg

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrCPIrs90eg"

Are you being deliberately dim?

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"What categories?

There on the profile they've set up and put a link to "

Thank you

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Sod it, I have done my nominations before I change my mind.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Sod it, I have done my nominations before I change my mind."

Thank you

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Good luck with this guys. Wow that's gonna be some sorting out to do. Respect xxxx happy Xmas Suzi

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Good luck with this guys. Wow that's gonna be some sorting out to do. Respect xxxx happy Xmas Suzi "

You're right it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Done"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sod it, I have done my nominations before I change my mind."

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

What time on the 28th do they need to be in by? And where's the biggest flirt award?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should have had "Most likely to watch soft porn on their friends Amazon account"..... Trust just flew out the window and killed a Reindeer..... Christmas is officially cancelled!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What time on the 28th do they need to be in by? And where's the biggest flirt award?"

It's in the Forumite Awards section.

I'll say 10pm and wait for Kinky to overrule me

Gives some time to finish collating

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"What time on the 28th do they need to be in by? And where's the biggest flirt award?"

Midnight I guess

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"What time on the 28th do they need to be in by? And where's the biggest flirt award?"

It's on the list

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"What time on the 28th do they need to be in by? And where's the biggest flirt award?

It's in the Forumite Awards section.

I'll say 10pm and wait for Kinky to overrule me

Gives some time to finish collating"

Oooops, missed that

What he said

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Should have had "Most likely to watch soft porn on their friends Amazon account"..... Trust just flew out the window and killed a Reindeer..... Christmas is officially cancelled!!!!"

You have officially volunteered for next year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only done a few.. but still i hope they count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"only done a few.. but still i hope they count "

Thank you lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question, do tits count as props?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Should have had "Most likely to watch soft porn on their friends Amazon account"..... Trust just flew out the window and killed a Reindeer..... Christmas is officially cancelled!!!!

You have officially volunteered for next year "

He'll be too busy winning the biggest flirt award.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should have had "Most likely to watch soft porn on their friends Amazon account"..... Trust just flew out the window and killed a Reindeer..... Christmas is officially cancelled!!!!

You have officially volunteered for next year

He'll be too busy winning the biggest flirt award. "

Miss Honey and I are mudwrestling for that award in a specially dug pit near Tintagel castle....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what do I do? Just message the profile?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Should have had "Most likely to watch soft porn on their friends Amazon account"..... Trust just flew out the window and killed a Reindeer..... Christmas is officially cancelled!!!!

You have officially volunteered for next year

He'll be too busy winning the biggest flirt award.

Miss Honey and I are mudwrestling for that award in a specially dug pit near Tintagel castle...."

Can we do it naked and invite people to watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should have had "Most likely to watch soft porn on their friends Amazon account"..... Trust just flew out the window and killed a Reindeer..... Christmas is officially cancelled!!!!

You have officially volunteered for next year

He'll be too busy winning the biggest flirt award.

Miss Honey and I are mudwrestling for that award in a specially dug pit near Tintagel castle....

Can we do it naked and invite people to watch? "

I thought that was a given?

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Should have had "Most likely to watch soft porn on their friends Amazon account"..... Trust just flew out the window and killed a Reindeer..... Christmas is officially cancelled!!!!

You have officially volunteered for next year

He'll be too busy winning the biggest flirt award.

Miss Honey and I are mudwrestling for that award in a specially dug pit near Tintagel castle...."

It's my award still at the moment

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"So what do I do? Just message the profile?"

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should have had "Most likely to watch soft porn on their friends Amazon account"..... Trust just flew out the window and killed a Reindeer..... Christmas is officially cancelled!!!!

You have officially volunteered for next year

He'll be too busy winning the biggest flirt award.

Miss Honey and I are mudwrestling for that award in a specially dug pit near Tintagel castle....

It's my award still at the moment "

Thats okay Miss H and I will tag team it off you and then turn against one another as we fight for the top step....

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"It's my award still at the moment

Thats okay Miss H and I will tag team it off you and then turn against one another as we fight for the top step.... "

Pah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what do I do? Just message the profile?

Yes please "

Sorted! I'll have a brainstorm for some nominations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should have had "Most likely to watch soft porn on their friends Amazon account"..... Trust just flew out the window and killed a Reindeer..... Christmas is officially cancelled!!!!

You have officially volunteered for next year

He'll be too busy winning the biggest flirt award.

Miss Honey and I are mudwrestling for that award in a specially dug pit near Tintagel castle....

It's my award still at the moment

Thats okay Miss H and I will tag team it off you and then turn against one another as we fight for the top step.... "

Ooh can I be Paul Bearer making weird faces on the outside?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should have had "Most likely to watch soft porn on their friends Amazon account"..... Trust just flew out the window and killed a Reindeer..... Christmas is officially cancelled!!!!

You have officially volunteered for next year

He'll be too busy winning the biggest flirt award.

Miss Honey and I are mudwrestling for that award in a specially dug pit near Tintagel castle....

It's my award still at the moment

Thats okay Miss H and I will tag team it off you and then turn against one another as we fight for the top step....

Ooh can I be Paul Bearer making weird faces on the outside?"

Do you have an ostrich feather fan?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Should have had "Most likely to watch soft porn on their friends Amazon account"..... Trust just flew out the window and killed a Reindeer..... Christmas is officially cancelled!!!!

You have officially volunteered for next year

He'll be too busy winning the biggest flirt award.

Miss Honey and I are mudwrestling for that award in a specially dug pit near Tintagel castle....

It's my award still at the moment

Thats okay Miss H and I will tag team it off you and then turn against one another as we fight for the top step....

Ooh can I be Paul Bearer making weird faces on the outside?"

My old maths teacher was his double!!! I found it difficult to concentrate oddly enough.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should have had "Most likely to watch soft porn on their friends Amazon account"..... Trust just flew out the window and killed a Reindeer..... Christmas is officially cancelled!!!!

You have officially volunteered for next year

He'll be too busy winning the biggest flirt award.

Miss Honey and I are mudwrestling for that award in a specially dug pit near Tintagel castle....

It's my award still at the moment

Thats okay Miss H and I will tag team it off you and then turn against one another as we fight for the top step....

Ooh can I be Paul Bearer making weird faces on the outside?

Do you have an ostrich feather fan?"

No but a neighbour keeps pigeons - close enough

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London

I also have no idea

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I feel an objection coming on.

Hmmm...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Anyway, I'll go fuck and think about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just love you all

A big AUSSIE KISS

MWAH XX

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Should have had "Most likely to watch soft porn on their friends Amazon account"..... Trust just flew out the window and killed a Reindeer..... Christmas is officially cancelled!!!!

You have officially volunteered for next year

He'll be too busy winning the biggest flirt award.

Miss Honey and I are mudwrestling for that award in a specially dug pit near Tintagel castle....

It's my award still at the moment

Thats okay Miss H and I will tag team it off you and then turn against one another as we fight for the top step.... "

Pauly...you think you can out flirt me? Pah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should have had "Most likely to watch soft porn on their friends Amazon account"..... Trust just flew out the window and killed a Reindeer..... Christmas is officially cancelled!!!!

You have officially volunteered for next year

He'll be too busy winning the biggest flirt award.

Miss Honey and I are mudwrestling for that award in a specially dug pit near Tintagel castle....

It's my award still at the moment

Thats okay Miss H and I will tag team it off you and then turn against one another as we fight for the top step.... "

It's a shame this isn't based on reality, the top step would sooooo be mine.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should have had "Most likely to watch soft porn on their friends Amazon account"..... Trust just flew out the window and killed a Reindeer..... Christmas is officially cancelled!!!!

You have officially volunteered for next year

He'll be too busy winning the biggest flirt award.

Miss Honey and I are mudwrestling for that award in a specially dug pit near Tintagel castle....

It's my award still at the moment

Thats okay Miss H and I will tag team it off you and then turn against one another as we fight for the top step....

It's a shame this isn't based on reality, the top step would sooooo be mine.....

"

Oh its like that is it? I better bring my A game then (and the lube)

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Should have had "Most likely to watch soft porn on their friends Amazon account"..... Trust just flew out the window and killed a Reindeer..... Christmas is officially cancelled!!!!

You have officially volunteered for next year

He'll be too busy winning the biggest flirt award.

Miss Honey and I are mudwrestling for that award in a specially dug pit near Tintagel castle....

It's my award still at the moment

Thats okay Miss H and I will tag team it off you and then turn against one another as we fight for the top step....

It's a shame this isn't based on reality, the top step would sooooo be mine.....

"

Oh I'm the same in real life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope l'm up for some categories but l'm pretty cantankerous so that's not good for these type of things.

Anyway, merry Christmas to you all. Very close now.

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over a year ago


"Should have had "Most likely to watch soft porn on their friends Amazon account"..... Trust just flew out the window and killed a Reindeer..... Christmas is officially cancelled!!!!

You have officially volunteered for next year

He'll be too busy winning the biggest flirt award.

Miss Honey and I are mudwrestling for that award in a specially dug pit near Tintagel castle....

It's my award still at the moment

Thats okay Miss H and I will tag team it off you and then turn against one another as we fight for the top step....

It's a shame this isn't based on reality, the top step would sooooo be mine.....

Oh its like that is it? I better bring my A game then (and the lube)"

A+ game is needed....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should have had "Most likely to watch soft porn on their friends Amazon account"..... Trust just flew out the window and killed a Reindeer..... Christmas is officially cancelled!!!!

You have officially volunteered for next year

He'll be too busy winning the biggest flirt award.

Miss Honey and I are mudwrestling for that award in a specially dug pit near Tintagel castle....

It's my award still at the moment

Thats okay Miss H and I will tag team it off you and then turn against one another as we fight for the top step....

It's a shame this isn't based on reality, the top step would sooooo be mine.....

Oh its like that is it? I better bring my A game then (and the lube)

A+ game is needed...."

I've never even got out of second gear in here..... (Can I have a flexed muscles emoji? k'thanks'bye)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should have had "Most likely to watch soft porn on their friends Amazon account"..... Trust just flew out the window and killed a Reindeer..... Christmas is officially cancelled!!!!

You have officially volunteered for next year

He'll be too busy winning the biggest flirt award.

Miss Honey and I are mudwrestling for that award in a specially dug pit near Tintagel castle....

It's my award still at the moment

Thats okay Miss H and I will tag team it off you and then turn against one another as we fight for the top step....

It's a shame this isn't based on reality, the top step would sooooo be mine.....

Oh its like that is it? I better bring my A game then (and the lube)

A+ game is needed....

I've never even got out of second gear in here..... (Can I have a flexed muscles emoji? k'thanks'bye)"

Ah Pauly you need to move out of second gear if you're competing for top flirt place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've nominated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

such bad english in my deleted post...... Roxi, you've one

oh the shame of it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Should have had "Most likely to watch soft porn on their friends Amazon account"..... Trust just flew out the window and killed a Reindeer..... Christmas is officially cancelled!!!!

You have officially volunteered for next year

He'll be too busy winning the biggest flirt award.

Miss Honey and I are mudwrestling for that award in a specially dug pit near Tintagel castle....

It's my award still at the moment

Thats okay Miss H and I will tag team it off you and then turn against one another as we fight for the top step....

It's a shame this isn't based on reality, the top step would sooooo be mine.....

Oh its like that is it? I better bring my A game then (and the lube)

A+ game is needed....

I've never even got out of second gear in here..... (Can I have a flexed muscles emoji? k'thanks'bye)"

Sure babe sure. You have been revving up in 4th for months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"such bad english in my deleted post...... Roxi, you've one

oh the shame of it "

You've "one" I mean really Pauly!! Really!!!!!

Won i think I meant....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should have had "Most likely to watch soft porn on their friends Amazon account"..... Trust just flew out the window and killed a Reindeer..... Christmas is officially cancelled!!!!

You have officially volunteered for next year

He'll be too busy winning the biggest flirt award.

Miss Honey and I are mudwrestling for that award in a specially dug pit near Tintagel castle....

It's my award still at the moment

Thats okay Miss H and I will tag team it off you and then turn against one another as we fight for the top step....

It's a shame this isn't based on reality, the top step would sooooo be mine.....

Oh I'm the same in real life "

I am too, in reality I can add those flirty extras that aren't possible on here....job done

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Are we allowed to sulk if we don't get nominated? I've never had the chance for a proper one and it could be fun posting angsty messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've nominated "

Scholar and a gent

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Should have had "Most likely to watch soft porn on their friends Amazon account"..... Trust just flew out the window and killed a Reindeer..... Christmas is officially cancelled!!!!

You have officially volunteered for next year

He'll be too busy winning the biggest flirt award.

Miss Honey and I are mudwrestling for that award in a specially dug pit near Tintagel castle....

It's my award still at the moment

Thats okay Miss H and I will tag team it off you and then turn against one another as we fight for the top step....

It's a shame this isn't based on reality, the top step would sooooo be mine.....

Oh I'm the same in real life

I am too, in reality I can add those flirty extras that aren't possible on here....job done "

Oh the eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a category for best comeback by an awesome forum thread legend on Christmas Eve? Just asking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should have had "Most likely to watch soft porn on their friends Amazon account"..... Trust just flew out the window and killed a Reindeer..... Christmas is officially cancelled!!!!

You have officially volunteered for next year

He'll be too busy winning the biggest flirt award.

Miss Honey and I are mudwrestling for that award in a specially dug pit near Tintagel castle....

It's my award still at the moment

Thats okay Miss H and I will tag team it off you and then turn against one another as we fight for the top step....

It's a shame this isn't based on reality, the top step would sooooo be mine.....

Oh its like that is it? I better bring my A game then (and the lube)

A+ game is needed....

I've never even got out of second gear in here..... (Can I have a flexed muscles emoji? k'thanks'bye)

Ah Pauly you need to move out of second gear if you're competing for top flirt place."

I'd say thread hijacker was in his sights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should have had "Most likely to watch soft porn on their friends Amazon account"..... Trust just flew out the window and killed a Reindeer..... Christmas is officially cancelled!!!!

You have officially volunteered for next year

He'll be too busy winning the biggest flirt award.

Miss Honey and I are mudwrestling for that award in a specially dug pit near Tintagel castle....

It's my award still at the moment

Thats okay Miss H and I will tag team it off you and then turn against one another as we fight for the top step....

It's a shame this isn't based on reality, the top step would sooooo be mine.....

Oh its like that is it? I better bring my A game then (and the lube)

A+ game is needed....

I've never even got out of second gear in here..... (Can I have a flexed muscles emoji? k'thanks'bye)

Ah Pauly you need to move out of second gear if you're competing for top flirt place.

I'd say thread hijacker was in his sights "

Have i mentioned lately something slightly sleazy about the colour of your eyes and the sky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should have had "Most likely to watch soft porn on their friends Amazon account"..... Trust just flew out the window and killed a Reindeer..... Christmas is officially cancelled!!!!

You have officially volunteered for next year

He'll be too busy winning the biggest flirt award.

Miss Honey and I are mudwrestling for that award in a specially dug pit near Tintagel castle....

It's my award still at the moment

Thats okay Miss H and I will tag team it off you and then turn against one another as we fight for the top step....

It's a shame this isn't based on reality, the top step would sooooo be mine.....

Oh its like that is it? I better bring my A game then (and the lube)

A+ game is needed....

I've never even got out of second gear in here..... (Can I have a flexed muscles emoji? k'thanks'bye)

Ah Pauly you need to move out of second gear if you're competing for top flirt place.

I'd say thread hijacker was in his sights

Have i mentioned lately something slightly sleazy about the colour of your eyes and the sky?"

You can't retract that... it's mine forever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should have had "Most likely to watch soft porn on their friends Amazon account"..... Trust just flew out the window and killed a Reindeer..... Christmas is officially cancelled!!!!

You have officially volunteered for next year

He'll be too busy winning the biggest flirt award.

Miss Honey and I are mudwrestling for that award in a specially dug pit near Tintagel castle....

It's my award still at the moment

Thats okay Miss H and I will tag team it off you and then turn against one another as we fight for the top step....

It's a shame this isn't based on reality, the top step would sooooo be mine.....

Oh its like that is it? I better bring my A game then (and the lube)

A+ game is needed....

I've never even got out of second gear in here..... (Can I have a flexed muscles emoji? k'thanks'bye)

Ah Pauly you need to move out of second gear if you're competing for top flirt place.

I'd say thread hijacker was in his sights

Have i mentioned lately something slightly sleazy about the colour of your eyes and the sky?

You can't retract that... it's mine forever! "

I'm too giving.... I always have been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a category for best comeback by an awesome forum thread legend on Christmas Eve? Just asking."

How's your mum?

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"So what do I do? Just message the profile?

Yes please

Sorted! I'll have a brainstorm for some nominations "

The categories are listed on that profile too

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Are we allowed to sulk if we don't get nominated? I've never had the chance for a proper one and it could be fun posting angsty messages. "

No sulking

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Is there a category for best comeback by an awesome forum thread legend on Christmas Eve? Just asking."

Now you ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still don't know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'm busy adding the nominations to a spreadsheet

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over a year ago


"I'm busy adding the nominations to a spreadsheet "

You love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a category for best comeback by an awesome forum thread legend on Christmas Eve? Just asking.

How's your mum?"

She's very well, thank you for asking, Bad Nanna.

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over a year ago


"Is there a category for best comeback by an awesome forum thread legend on Christmas Eve? Just asking.

Now you ask "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a category for best comeback by an awesome forum thread legend on Christmas Eve? Just asking."

Yay your mum has let you out to play on Xmas Eve

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm busy adding the nominations to a spreadsheet

You love it!"

I was, but now I'm getting complaints as predicted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should have had "Knows the difference between a film about relationships and soft porn" award.

Thanks Kinky&Swing -- will do my nominations whilst I'm in a turkey coma tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should have had "Knows the difference between a film about relationships and soft porn" award.

Thanks Kinky&Swing -- will do my nominations whilst I'm in a turkey coma tomorrow! "

Turkey coma, luvre it

You've certainly put a lot of thought into the process OP

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

Just to make it clear, all I and SwingoftheKingers are doing is collecting nominations for the categories and then putting the nominations up for people to vote on.

We will then collect and count the votes. The whole thing will be checked over by a willing Mod and it cannot be any fairer or more transparent than that.

All we are doing is number crunching, we are NOT judges or any other title that suggests we have a say in anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So are we picking the nominees or who we think should win the category?

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"So are we picking the nominees or who we think should win the category? "

For now you nominate who you would like for the categories. After the 28th we will announce the nominees (based on how many got the most nominations) and then we'll start the voting

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over a year ago


"So are we picking the nominees or who we think should win the category?

For now you nominate who you would like for the categories. After the 28th we will announce the nominees (based on how many got the most nominations) and then we'll start the voting "

Will the voting be public or anonymous?

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over a year ago


"So are we picking the nominees or who we think should win the category?

For now you nominate who you would like for the categories. After the 28th we will announce the nominees (based on how many got the most nominations) and then we'll start the voting "

It sounds a thorough and clear process! Bravo and just to say all your efforts for our amusement and titillation, I'm sure are much appreciated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've nominated

Scholar and a gent "

Oh if only either were true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So are we picking the nominees or who we think should win the category?

For now you nominate who you would like for the categories. After the 28th we will announce the nominees (based on how many got the most nominations) and then we'll start the voting

Will the voting be public or anonymous? "

Can I nominate myself ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a category for best comeback by an awesome forum thread legend on Christmas Eve? Just asking.

Yay your mum has let you out to play on Xmas Eve "

She sure has.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So are we picking the nominees or who we think should win the category?

For now you nominate who you would like for the categories. After the 28th we will announce the nominees (based on how many got the most nominations) and then we'll start the voting

Will the voting be public or anonymous?

Can I nominate myself ?"

Yes all anonymous (with a friendly neighbourhood mod to make sure everything is above board).

If you feel you fit one of the categories then put your name down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So are we picking the nominees or who we think should win the category?

For now you nominate who you would like for the categories. After the 28th we will announce the nominees (based on how many got the most nominations) and then we'll start the voting

Will the voting be public or anonymous?

Can I nominate myself ?

Yes all anonymous (with a friendly neighbourhood mod to make sure everything is above board).

If you feel you fit one of the categories then put your name down "

Damn it, I already voted but assumed I cannot nominate myself, oh well

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"So are we picking the nominees or who we think should win the category?

For now you nominate who you would like for the categories. After the 28th we will announce the nominees (based on how many got the most nominations) and then we'll start the voting

Will the voting be public or anonymous?

Can I nominate myself ?

Yes all anonymous (with a friendly neighbourhood mod to make sure everything is above board).

If you feel you fit one of the categories then put your name down "

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"So are we picking the nominees or who we think should win the category?

For now you nominate who you would like for the categories. After the 28th we will announce the nominees (based on how many got the most nominations) and then we'll start the voting

Will the voting be public or anonymous?

Can I nominate myself ?

Yes all anonymous (with a friendly neighbourhood mod to make sure everything is above board).

If you feel you fit one of the categories then put your name down

Damn it, I already voted but assumed I cannot nominate myself, oh well "

Never assume, it makes an .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget to get your nominations in folks while your food baby is digesting and you can't be arsed to get more booze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just posting so I can find the link again later

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Don't forget to get your nominations in folks while your food baby is digesting and you can't be arsed to get more booze. "

Do you want stuffing?

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over a year ago


"Don't forget to get your nominations in folks while your food baby is digesting and you can't be arsed to get more booze.

Do you want stuffing? "

Do I get a choice?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

done and sent xx

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Decided to give it a go couldn't think for most of them but done a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"done and sent xx"

Thanks lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Decided to give it a go couldn't think for most of them but done a few "

Thanks muchly

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I've done some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've done some "

Thank you

Let's also be honest that it keeps Kinky out of trouble so it is for a good cause

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

Anyone with 'issues' about the setup can you message the profile and I'll deal with it there.

Bitching behind the scenes is rather pathetic don't you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone with 'issues' about the setup can you message the profile and I'll deal with it there.

Bitching behind the scenes is rather pathetic don't you think?"

I guess the ones who did the bitching can be nominated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New awards?

Most likely to suck the fun out of a thread?

Most in need of Sudocrem due to butt hurt?

Most likely to say "some people take the forums too seriously", whilst taking the forums too seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone with 'issues' about the setup can you message the profile and I'll deal with it there.

Bitching behind the scenes is rather pathetic don't you think?"

Oh noes, hope all is ok Kinky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DONE

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"New awards?

Most likely to suck the fun out of a thread?

Most in need of Sudocrem due to butt hurt?

Most likely to say "some people take the forums too seriously", whilst taking the forums too seriously"

Most likely to slip off after they said they loved you?

Longest goodbye?

Biggest Boobs - that's always a good 'un

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Anyone with 'issues' about the setup can you message the profile and I'll deal with it there.

Bitching behind the scenes is rather pathetic don't you think?

Oh noes, hope all is ok Kinky x"

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"DONE "

Thank you

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

Keep the nominations coming

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Keep the nominations coming "

Is it cool just to nominate the ones you have an answer for?

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Keep the nominations coming

Is it cool just to nominate the ones you have an answer for? "

That's all I did

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I'm doing mine this evening...promise.

How long have we got left?

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Keep the nominations coming

Is it cool just to nominate the ones you have an answer for? "

Yes of course

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm doing mine this evening...promise.

How long have we got left? "

We said till the end of the 28th because loads of people will be busy the 24th to 26th

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I'm doing mine this evening...promise.

How long have we got left?

We said till the end of the 28th because loads of people will be busy the 24th to 26th "

Awesomes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've sent some for those categories where I could think of something

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I've sent some for those categories where I could think of something "

Got them, thank you

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

Ok, I was warned I'd get grief and I thought I could handle it but turns out I can't

So someone else needs to take over the awards, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just take your time. There is no rush after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, I was warned I'd get grief and I thought I could handle it but turns out I can't

So someone else needs to take over the awards, sorry."

PM-ing you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, I was warned I'd get grief and I thought I could handle it but turns out I can't

So someone else needs to take over the awards, sorry."

WTF fecking idiots try to help and they hunt you down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, I was warned I'd get grief and I thought I could handle it but turns out I can't

So someone else needs to take over the awards, sorry."

awwww thats just so typical of some people - those that matter are grateful youve taken on the task - now lemme at em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, I was warned I'd get grief and I thought I could handle it but turns out I can't

So someone else needs to take over the awards, sorry."

And let them win? That's not the Kinky I know.....

Some people seem to delight in sucking the fun out of life... seriously...Kinky... I am happy to take it on... email me the spreadsheet to me, I can cope with the hate mail...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, I was warned I'd get grief and I thought I could handle it but turns out I can't

So someone else needs to take over the awards, sorry.

And let them win? That's not the Kinky I know.....

Some people seem to delight in sucking the fun out of life... seriously...Kinky... I am happy to take it on... email me the spreadsheet to me, I can cope with the hate mail..."

good man

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