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By *rfixit69 OP   Man
over a year ago

worcestershire

My turkey is too big for my oven any body got any ideas ,?.do I have to cut some off it ?

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"My turkey is too big for my oven any body got any ideas ,?.do I have to cut some off it ? "

You don't have to.

But the alternative is a bigger oven.

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull


"My turkey is too big for my oven any body got any ideas ,?.do I have to cut some off it ? "

Angle grinder or get a bigger oven... Nope shops shut now so angle grinder it is

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Compress it in a vice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut it in half. Or buy another one! joking aside, cut off the legs and take the breast off the bone and roast it separate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take all the shelves out the oven?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bin it and buy a goose....much tastier!

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Does it fit in the microwave?

Did you have your heart set on roasting it? Maybe boiled Turkey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut in half down the spine and roast it skin side up with half an onion in the cavity underneath. Well-cleaned secateurs are great for cutting it if no good scissors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chainsaw simples

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire


"My turkey is too big for my oven any body got any ideas ,?.do I have to cut some off it ? "

My first thought was

Do you Really have to ask!

But seeing that you didn't consider size of oven to Turkey in the first place .....

Either that or you measured in "man" inches lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Cut it in half. Or buy another one! joking aside, cut off the legs and take the breast off the bone and roast it separate. "

Gosh..... We could call it something wonderful ...... like ...

Turkey Crown.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Okay O.P. Here we go........

Is your Turkey

a) Too wide

b) Too long

or

c) Too high ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cut it in half. Or buy another one! joking aside, cut off the legs and take the breast off the bone and roast it separate.

Gosh..... We could call it something wonderful ...... like ...

Turkey Crown. "

How clever you are Granny! Hoorah!

Is it that turkey that's too big,or the roasting tray?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay O.P. Here we go........

Is your Turkey

a) Too wide

b) Too long

or

c) Too high ?"

Or is it the roasting tray that is too big ?

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By *rfixit69 OP   Man
over a year ago

worcestershire

Thanks for all the advise.iv cut it in half and its cooking nicely now.and merry Xmas to u all x

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