FabSwingers.com forum: What food would you be?

By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

If you were an item of food what would it be and how would you like to be eaten?

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

ice cream and left to dribble over breasts and pussy then licked off by a woman

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

"ice cream and left to dribble over breasts and pussy then licked off by a woman

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a red hot chilli cos i like to make peoples eyes water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would like to be some sort of laxative like a curry. then anyone who pisses me off gets the shits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be a malteezer actually as I'd melt once i'm in your mouth LOL Ah ice cream thats it all this tall of food mmm strawberry or chocolate both I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id be a malteezer actually as I'd melt once i'm in your mouth LOL Ah ice cream thats it all this tall of food mmm strawberry or chocolate both I think

u would be a do nut i think

thats more apt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a lollipop , small and sweet lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A do nut LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A do nut LOL "

yeah

quite apt she thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

something past it's sell by date....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"something past it's sell by date...."

chuffing hell someone is down today

you dropped ya phone in ya baked beans like i did last nite or summit

hey a good shag would cheer ya up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"something past it's sell by date....

chuffing hell someone is down today

you dropped ya phone in ya baked beans like i did last nite or summit

hey a good shag would cheer ya up"

You offering bootsy?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

think I would have to be strawberriesdipped in chocolate K can't resist them, in fact not come across a woman who can

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Jalapeño pepper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think Royvue should be a Jelly Baby cos someone bit his head off!

I'd be a sherbet dip dab, stick of liquorice being dipped in and out all the time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would have to be a "walnut whip"

getting ya tongue in there, nibbling the outside and mmmmmm

a few licks, slurps and getting all that cream out with ya tongue.

ohhhhh to die for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok I'd be ahhhhh do nut with cream for something to fill yer mouth then you'll also get your cream aswell LOL

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

A nice Sunday Roast.

A good joint of meat.

All the veggie variety,

A hot sauce,

And that good feeling of satisfaction afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice Sunday Roast.

A good joint of meat.

All the veggie variety,

A hot sauce,

And that good feeling of satisfaction afterwards

not to forget the fecking washing up

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"A nice Sunday Roast.

A good joint of meat.

All the veggie variety,

A hot sauce,

And that good feeling of satisfaction afterwards

not to forget the fecking washing up

fuck the washing up - thats what Doris's are for, whip whip,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think Royvue should be a Jelly Baby cos someone bit his head off!

I'd be a sherbet dip dab, stick of liquorice being dipped in and out all the time lol

I'll be your liquorice, you be my Baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think Royvue should be a Jelly Baby cos someone bit his head off!

I'd be a sherbet dip dab, stick of liquorice being dipped in and out all the time lol

I'll be your liquorice, you be my Baby

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Lol very clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tripe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think Royvue should be a Jelly Baby cos someone bit his head off!

I'd be a sherbet dip dab, stick of liquorice being dipped in and out all the time lol

I'll be your liquorice, you be my Baby

Lol very clever

Very clever, but see you didn't volunteer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

suppose i would have to be jelly tots. coz i always used to get told i had nipples like em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice bit of rump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tripe"

with onions and vinegar...how could I forget them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tripe

with onions and vinegar...how could I forget them!"

I'll take ur word for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tripe

with onions and vinegar...how could I forget them!

I'll take ur word for it "

oh I wouldnt eat it...it is the food I would be most like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think Royvue should be a Jelly Baby cos someone bit his head off!

I'd be a sherbet dip dab, stick of liquorice being dipped in and out all the time lol

I'll be your liquorice, you be my Baby

Lol very clever

Very clever, but see you didn't volunteer

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I like to play hard to get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tripe

with onions and vinegar...how could I forget them!

I'll take ur word for it

oh I wouldnt eat it...it is the food I would be most like.

Nooooooooo i beg 2 differ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think Royvue should be a Jelly Baby cos someone bit his head off!

I'd be a sherbet dip dab, stick of liquorice being dipped in and out all the time lol

I'll be your liquorice, you be my Baby

Lol very clever

Very clever, but see you didn't volunteer

I like to play hard to

get

You won't shake me off so easily!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sweetcorn, cuz ya cant digest it, i could be used again and again lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"sweetcorn, cuz ya cant digest it, i could be used again and again lol

Puresilk - that is rather gross!!!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think Royvue should be a Jelly Baby cos someone bit his head off!

I'd be a sherbet dip dab, stick of liquorice being dipped in and out all the time lol

I'll be your liquorice, you be my Baby

Lol very clever

Very clever, but see you didn't volunteer

I like to play hard to

get

You won't shake me off so easily!

"
Good - I like the chase!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think Royvue should be a Jelly Baby cos someone bit his head off!

I'd be a sherbet dip dab, stick of liquorice being dipped in and out all the time lol

I'll be your liquorice, you be my Baby

Lol very clever

Very clever, but see you didn't volunteer

I like to play hard to

get

You won't shake me off so easily!

Good - I like the chase!"

Good, cos I like the catch...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think Royvue should be a Jelly Baby cos someone bit his head off!

I'd be a sherbet dip dab, stick of liquorice being dipped in and out all the time lol

I'll be your liquorice, you be my Baby

Lol very clever

Very clever, but see you didn't volunteer

I like to play hard to

get

You won't shake me off so easily!

Good - I like the chase!"

will you two for god sakes get it together and have a shag

then ya can tell me wot hes like and if hes worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think Royvue should be a Jelly Baby cos someone bit his head off!

I'd be a sherbet dip dab, stick of liquorice being dipped in and out all the time lol

I'll be your liquorice, you be my Baby

Lol very clever

Very clever, but see you didn't volunteer

I like to play hard to

get

You won't shake me off so easily!

Good - I like the chase!

Good, cos I like the catch...

"
Mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think Royvue should be a Jelly Baby cos someone bit his head off!

I'd be a sherbet dip dab, stick of liquorice being dipped in and out all the time lol

I'll be your liquorice, you be my Baby

Lol very clever

Very clever, but see you didn't volunteer

I like to play hard to

get

You won't shake me off so easily!

Good - I like the chase!

Good, cos I like the catch...

Mmmmm

I'll second that mmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think Royvue should be a Jelly Baby cos someone bit his head off!

I'd be a sherbet dip dab, stick of liquorice being dipped in and out all the time lol

I'll be your liquorice, you be my Baby

Lol very clever

Very clever, but see you didn't volunteer

I like to play hard to

get

You won't shake me off so easily!

Good - I like the chase!

Good, cos I like the catch...

Mmmmm

I'll second that mmmmmmmmmmm"
Ooops think we hijacked the thread hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think Royvue should be a Jelly Baby cos someone bit his head off!

I'd be a sherbet dip dab, stick of liquorice being dipped in and out all the time lol

I'll be your liquorice, you be my Baby

Lol very clever

Very clever, but see you didn't volunteer

I like to play hard to

get

You won't shake me off so easily!

Good - I like the chase!

Good, cos I like the catch...

Mmmmm

I'll second that mmmmmmmmmmmOoops think we hijacked the thread hun

Ooops, they'll be telling us to get a room next.......(I live in hope)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes get a room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes get a room "

and u get a condom for that cock it looks obscene

you will offend my sensitive side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes get a room

and u get a condom for that cock it looks obscene

you will offend my sensitive side"

Haha no i like 2 feel free

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